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[–]shenaniganns 2 points3 points ago

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Unless there is something on record saying you did, I suggest you deny everything, they can't convict you because of a smell on a bus you happened to use. Maybe things are different in America though.

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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i'm not american, things here i'd say are worse

[–]e__e 1 point2 points ago

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probably shouldnt jump the gun on this one just yet.. suicide? already? wait it out bro, make friends with your dealer. he doesnt bully it

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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i cant have a family with him

[–]miller91 2 points3 points ago

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Get a girlfriend who doesn't suck.

[–]highguy420 3 points4 points ago

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Wait, I thought that was a good quality.

[–]kublakhan1816 1 point2 points ago

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Don't fucking kill yourself. You can just come live with me. Most things people worry about never, ever even happen.

[–]Snapflu 1 point2 points ago

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At first your broken english confuzzled me, then you started talking about suicide. THIS IS NEVER COOL.

First rule of everything: Never admit your wrong.

If you're never wrong, you're right.

[–]overtoke 0 points1 point ago

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i say relax. it could have been worse. you could have been on the bus, and gone to the bathroom to actually use it, and then imagine how you'd feel if people were complaining of the smell.

[–]ls8373 0 points1 point ago

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Just relax. You're going to catch some heat for a while, but you just got to take it. Your family will still love you. And they'll get over it. Trust me, I've gotten into some shit and the storm always clears. Part of becoming a man is getting through it. I really don't think your situation will be that bad, but if you ever get into some shit later in life, don't talk about this "suicide" crap. Be a man.

BUT you need to understand that you did let them down and you shouldn't do it again. If you ever smoke again, wait until you are away at school, or at least somewhere where you have slim chance of getting caught (a party or something...NOT AT SCHOOL).

ALSO: you sound too young to let weed be your first choice for entertainment when you are bored. Take advantage of your youth...there are so many things you can do that are more fun than weed. Play sports, meet friends, meet girls, sing, learn, whatever. That stuff sounds corny, but those are will be some of the highlights of life, my friend. You'll love it. I'd recommend to lay off the weed until you're 18 at least (as long as you can). Not just because the law says to, but do it for yourself: you'll be happier when you're 18.

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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i'm 18, it happend today coming back from university and yet ppl at university bullies it

[–]ls8373 0 points1 point ago*

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If you're 18, then I can't imagine it being that big of a deal. I doubt they'll expel you from school just for this. Any country you are in can't be that crazy about it (and since the country you are in allows you to access Reddit--so, not China, Middle East, third world countries, etc.) I don't think they are going to kill you or anything. The countries that are crazy with physical punishment usually don't have internet access, or restrict citizens' websites.

So at worst, you are going to be suspended, and you're family will flip out a little. Just take it, be apologetic, be humble, and depending on the severity of the punishment and your ambitions (how much you need a clean record), then you might have to kiss ass and make a public showing for a while that you are not smoking. (for instance, volunteer to come home on the weekends for the next few weekeends or so, so you're family konws what you're doing). Sometimes, if you propose a decent punishment for yourself, it makes others less likely to give you one. They want to see that you learned your lesson, so show them.

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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brazil is a third world? idk kkk i live here and if they expel me from the bus association , wich they can, i wont be able to go to the university and its the only association in my city

[–]jumpyleg 0 points1 point ago

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Every Brazillian I know smokes secretlyl

[–]natanatiza 0 points1 point ago

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RELAX! sometimes when I smoke in the car and go out with my bf and I ask him "you think we smell?" he tells me " it's not like we have weed on us" and everything is better :D Just keep low for a while n fuck those douche bags now you know not to smoke around them anymore. Just lay low if your so worried and get some other smoking friends. oh and edibles are awesome to00o!!!! I recommend EDIBLES :D

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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yeeah i was thinking about it before i smoke, but i need to at least eat something with it and not pure weed

[–]natanatiza 0 points1 point ago

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Pack an extra lunch it usually takes 45 min to an hour to kik in. take it 20 min b4 you leave with a good sandwich or cookies or chips or idk :D

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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how much i need to eat? more then a blunt?

[–]natanatiza 0 points1 point ago

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? are you planning on baking the edibles yourself? or buying some? it depends I made some with my bf and we put an 8th of keif and had ate a med size got us really faded :) idk how to make them with weed but i know you just put keif in the oil and then let it simmer and simmer and you can even put it in anything :)

[–]hazdrubal 0 points1 point ago

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Where are you? Are there any other types of cigarettes available, like cloves or bidi's?

Claim it was that, DENY EVERYTHING. DO not take shit from anyone, stand up for yourself and let this be a lesson.

You will live and learn, this is a great learn because quite frankly, you got off easy. It could be worse, just remember.

You have a lot to live for, bury your head in books and get through school. You can do it!

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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i'm at home, my parents are sleeping and they already were when i get here, but tomorrow i dont know what could happen, dude i'm so fucked

[–]hazdrubal 0 points1 point ago

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Relax, they have no proof of anything, you have nothing on your person or in your room, right?

Look them in the eye and lie. It can be hard but you must do it with confidence, because after all, this is one of those "harmless" lies anyways, you are a good person and this doesnt mean anything.

breathe, count to 10 and just think about how you will laugh in the morning when this turns out to be nothing.

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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thanks dude i should sleep now, its 3am here

[–]hazdrubal 0 points1 point ago

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Where is that, out of curiosity? Are there stricter legal penalties or something?

Even if, NO EVIDENCE, remember? If you got any left flush it.

[–]smift 0 points1 point ago

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Bully day eh? BULLY!

[–]bolllocks 0 points1 point ago

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You are good mate, nothing to worry about, just be more careful next time...

[–]highguy420 0 points1 point ago

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In the future bake up some edibles and take them with you. No need to smoke in public when you can just grab some peanut butter crackers or cookies out of your bag and nonchalantly eat them.

[–]SirBoyKing 0 points1 point ago

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Edibles man, edibles. You get ten times as high, ten times longer, waste less weed and don't smell. And you can eat it at any time.

I used to LIVE off joints and it was my HOBBY until I had my first edible. I felt like a fool for waiting so long.

You can make strong ass edibles in twenty seconds in the microwave. Just do it, never risk it--! It's not worth it. There are people in JAIL. For REAL.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? Anyone else been waiting for this saga to be continued? Bananinhao, are you cool?

[–]bananinhao 0 points1 point ago

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i'm back.. well, i thought nothing had happend till yesterday, when the students association called me asknig about it.. I said I was drunk and smoked a normal cigar and i think they wont do anything about it! well, my parents still know nothing about it and luckly neither my gf

i must start cooking it, and growing!

half a joint + sum cookies = high? havnt tried anything yet