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How do I find Marijuana? (self.Marijuana)

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First of all I am 27m, I'm shy, self employed, a loner and friendless. Second, I do not qualify for Medical Marijuana. I live in Detroit Area. I have been looking for a regular dealer for over 5 years. It's Killing Me. How do I find Weed?

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[–]james0888 6 points7 points ago

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college students

[–]MusicMissionary 1 point2 points ago

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More specifically, art students. In fact, enroll in an art class. Sooner or later a classmate will hook you up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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nope.. they always give me the run around, "are you a cop?" i say no, but politically there's no trust; i mean how do i convince a skeptic that you're not a cop?! fuck.

[–]webtwopointno 1 point2 points ago

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http://www.webehigh.com/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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been there done all that.. still no relief.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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bar tenders...cab drivers...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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because of my shyness, they tend to think im a cop and or the fumbling of my will drives the situation into oblivion...

in other words.. nope.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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start developing unprovable symptoms like carpel tunnel Fibroid cysts...I could be wrong but my friend got a ton of pain pills with those claims...the pot would be way easier I would think to get...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ok, i have no insurance so hitting up a D$octor is out of the question.

[–]xchino 0 points1 point ago

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If you can't find it through a cab driver you're doing it wrong. Don't ask them to get you weed, when they ask you "Where to?" tell them "Wherever I can buy some weed."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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yeah, i guess that's a good way to find it..

but how do it get it once i find it.. fuck

this is like a fucking game and i don't know the strategies.

[–]Nightwise 0 points1 point ago

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Craigslist dude! Actually, the best thing you can do is just grow your own. Even works out w/ your 'shyness' problem.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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tried craigslist numerous times.. i once met up with a guy; he wanted to suck my cock.

other times, the posters didn't respond..

edit: i look at CL often but the listings usually have strings attached [i.e. blowjobs, anal sex, etc]

[–]Nightwise 1 point2 points ago

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That probably didn't help the shy problem. Yah, just grow your own top smoke. Very easy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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growing my own is totally out of the question.

[–]ggfunnymail -1 points0 points ago

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Man, its not the best advice... but at 27 with no friends and shy, it's gonna be so hard any other way. You have been at it 5 years and haven't found one? It's not like you have them and then they stop? Just grow it man. It is a plant. It can grow outside or in a Rubbermaid container using less power than your computer and everywhere in-between. You clearly don't like dealing with people, so just handle this entirely by yourself. Quit being a pussy, quit being afraid, go get some real ambition and fix your own problem. What did you think was going to being the best possible outcome of this post? Some person just hooks you up with a Detroit dealer? The only information anyone can give you in this thread won't help you because you are clearly too hung up on interacting with people. Sorry dude, but man up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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You have been at it 5 years and haven't found one?

nono.. i've found nickle and dimes here and there. but nothing to rely on.

interacting with people

i don't know what to tell you.. i like people, they're fun, but they're careless & fucking dangerous...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you know you can send personal messages right?

[–]shakajumbo 0 points1 point ago

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you sound exactly like a troll... or cop. If you havent got weed in 5 yrs, why do u still even bother!? You obviously can do without it just fine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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im not a cop.. but in this prohibition paradigm, its easy to think so..

really, its not like i try everyday.. though occasionally i'll get lucky score a few grams.. or a smoke with some strangers.. but really, i bother because it allows me to enjoy life independently.

i'm just looking for some guidance.

most of the responses in this thread have been sort of insensitive. and i sense that no one here has been in this set of shoes.

no offence jumbo, i just want to put this out there.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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what makes you think i'm doing 'just fine'.. if you read the description you'd see the lack thereof is killing me.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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you also could order some of that fake synthetic shit online.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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no.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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you're fucked then...cause really you're just getting in your own way...consider trying something else or I don't know stay sober...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you're not helping.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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actually I'm trying you're not helping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i didn't ask how to find fake synthetic shit..

[–]Nightwise -1 points0 points ago

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I wrote this guy too when this first posted. Looking at all of the comments, he has an excuse for everything. I don't think he really cares to put in the work that needs to be done, lol.

[–]Nightwise 0 points1 point ago

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I think its called Salvia?

[–]standerby 0 points1 point ago

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DEAR GOD! don't buy salvia if you want weed effects. Salvia is a strongggg hallucinogen!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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no I meant that JCW-102 or some shit...I just get the awesome stuff so I don't remember wtf it was...my cousin sent it to me.

here we go http://scienceblogs.com/drugmonkey/2010/02/synthetic_marijuana_k2_spice_j.php

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this stuff was not good

[–]chipstheskeptic 0 points1 point ago*

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got to head shops/cool coffee shops repeatedly... once your regular simply subtly bring it up

edit: also, if you don't want people to think your a cop dress a little differently, it will definitely help with the skepticism. If this doesn't work look up the nearest big green friendly band and hit the park lot right before the show, people openly sell so your shyness will not be a problem

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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band /parking lot scene

funny. i did exactly that and was quickly ousted. i was treated as a cop and a bum [it was fucking humiliating]

local coffee shop

did that, no help. they just smoke tobacco.

head shops

the consistent "sorry can't help you"

like i said, i've been at this for over 5 years; i've tried many things.

i appreciate your input, but the detroit area is not easyland.

[–]chipstheskeptic 0 points1 point ago*

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best chance for you, keep trying the green band scene so many dealers flock there

Edit: Buy Ty-dye or dead shirt skepticism problem over

[–]riffic 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't you ever seen half-baked?

See, the problem with bodegas is they never remember you. You always have to do something extreme to let 'em know you're cool.

[–]sybau 0 points1 point ago

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I've read a lot of your comments and all I can come up with is that you need to stop being so shy. You are stopping yourself from being able to find it, and every good idea someone has shot at you you've either said no to or have tried it and had a single bad experience.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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you're assuming they've been single time experiences..

like i said, 5 years man. i've tried [i guess] everything; i've hit up the disc golf courses, head shops, bars, coffee nooks, ghettos.. marijuana's the only thing that relaxes my anxieties & relieves me of my shy bone.

[–]sybau 2 points3 points ago

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Next time instead of asking to buy some weed, as something like "do you know where I can get some good indoor".

Other than that you must have a friend.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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really when it comes down to it; you don't know what to tell me.. so you chose to pick on my weakness.

really though, in other weed friendly countries they have symbols for marijuana friendly areas..

there's nothing like that around here.

that's why i'm asking

[–]sybau 1 point2 points ago

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Actually I wasn't picking on your weakness. You are choosing to play the victim card though, in both situations. I was pointing out that your weakness is the source of your problem. Marijuana is around, it is fairly easy to get. I live in a "weed friendly" country, and there aren't symbols so to speak. You just have to ask around, it's that simple.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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uh i do ask around.. it's not easy for me; i don't know why

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i mean no offense man. it's really frustrating; you'd think after so long, something would just click..

i pose the question on here on reddit occasionally and no one can give me a straight answer. you'd think there'd be some sort of code or something. fuck.

[–]enclaved 1 point2 points ago

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Since you've tried everything else...

I often find yelling 'WHOS GOT THE WEED' in large crowds to be effective.

also 'WHERE DA WEED AT' is acceptable

[–]peabody624 0 points1 point ago

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forum.grasscity.com

Post for a while, then private message someone who lives in your area (don't ask for a hookup, ask to hangout and chill)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hmm that sounds like it might work..

[–]bolllocks 0 points1 point ago

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goto church boy

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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i was thinking about that.. there are like 300+ churches in detroit. there's got to be a few Rastafarian temples.. or some sort of cannabis ministry.

i'm all about a legion of love and fellowship; and if they understand the sacred nature of cannabis in use for a satisfied human spirit, so the mind can focus on better things.. then i'm all for it.

[–]riffic 0 points1 point ago

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Find a Unitarian church, they're all stoners

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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is it their sacrament /particular of their religion? if i could have religious immunity [via the first amendment] that would be cool

[–]jamaph 0 points1 point ago

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Grow Marijuana.

Google - "Marijuana Grow FAQ"

[–]TexDen 0 points1 point ago

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Someone in your family probably knows someone who knows someone.

[–]gandhikahn 0 points1 point ago

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Go to the park on April 20th, sniff and follow your nose. Then make friends. If you can't find weed to bring to the circle "no one likes a mooch" then bring snacks, you will be well received with snacks.

[–]reccaoconnor 0 points1 point ago

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Shave your mustache and lose the aviators.

[–]downeyst 0 points1 point ago

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Dude, go to one of the compassion clubs, say you have crohns, disease and that you have Pooping problems. They will do all the paper work. Probly will cost you around 200 to 300 for the card. Then search on Craigslist for medical marijuana. It is easy to get a card in Michigan. Or just stop being a pussy and find some friends, more people smoke the reef than you think. Disc golf course in Ann arbor is full of pot heads. Buy a ounce so you don't have to keep looking.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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compassion clubs

did that; they told me to take a hike.

disc golfers

tried that all summer; "sorry can't help you, good luck"

ann arbor

if i was guaranteed an ounce, i would arrange a meeting. im not going there on blind faith..

[–]mohope 0 points1 point ago

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I have friends that chop in your area but for obvious reasons... :/

[–]ShitHawk59 0 points1 point ago

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You keep saying "Growing my own is totally out of the question". I don't get it. You may have a good reason but you haven't made it clear to any of us. I've been growing my own herb since i was 15, 4 years in mom's house of course totally concealed and now outdoors in south west VA. It's the only way to know exactly what your smoking and it might be one of the easiest things to do after a few hours of reading (grasscity). Order 5 lowryder 2 seeds and put them under a few CFL's (spiral, low energy light bulbs) and water them every other day. Very little energy consumption and quality bud in less than 2 months, it also doesn't grow more than 2 feet and you don't need to worry about light cycles (autoflowering). If you can't manage this i honestly feel sorry for you dude.

[–]phixion 0 points1 point ago

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anybody can qualify for medical marijuana. just say you have insomnia, headaches, loss of appetite, whatever. i'd guess over 75% of the people on medical are totally full of shit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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anybody can qualify for medical marijuana. just say you have insomnia, headaches, loss of appetite, whatever.

[in MI] you have to have medical records to prove it.

[–]panky117 -1 points0 points ago

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it sounds like you enjoy making excuses,
You live in a state that has legalized medical marijuana. go tell your doc you have back pain get the card buy 2 grams. a pack of white owls and have the best damn time of your life

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