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[–]tompwnsn00bs 124 points125 points ago

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have a loud 12 minute cell phone conversation in that prof's class

[–]rspeer 25 points26 points ago

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I don't know if this makes the suggestions to do things that directly affect the professor more or less awesome to try, but here's a story from a friend of mine that I hope he doesn't mind me retelling.

He was in a college writing class, with a typical old male professor. The assignment was "Write a fictional letter to your parents, explaining that you have done something that they would find shocking and unforgivable."

His parents were pretty tolerant, so he had to think hard about it. Then he wrote a letter explaining that he was sleeping with his writing professor.

The professor flipped the hell out, failed him on the assignment, and referred him to counseling.

[–]tactics 6 points7 points ago

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Closet gay professor fail :(

[–]Breker 1 point2 points ago

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What!?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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have a loud 12 minute cell phone sex conversation in that prof's class

ftfy

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[–]MaximumAbsorbency 31 points32 points ago

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"HUH? OH NO, IM JUST SUBMITTING MY CLASS PROJECT. YEAH. YEAH CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I JUST HAVE TO TALK TO YOU FOR LIKE 12 MINUTES. AWESOME, RIGHT? EASIEST A EVER"

[–]onebelo 17 points18 points ago

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NAH ITS RUBBISH!

[–]Hachi-Machi 6 points7 points ago

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WHAT? HELLO!

[–]LaughingFridge 2 points3 points ago

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CIAO!

[–]tarnin 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ben174 0 points1 point ago

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Yes! I applaud you.

[–]panserbjorn 1 point2 points ago

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I read this with a british accent.

[–]KousKous 11 points12 points ago

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No, no cards. Just occasionally smile and nod at the prof and occasional 'just a second' motions.

[–]CharlieReynolds 1 point2 points ago

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No, just bring a stopwatch. Every time the prof tries to interrupt you, just point to the stopwatch and keep talking.

[–]beefjerkier 3 points4 points ago

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this is great i love it

[–]nubbinator 4 points5 points ago

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Best suggestion so far. One of my favorites I've seen to date was when a student from the class sat in the professors seat at the front of the class and started acting like they were going to lecture the class. The professor just came in and sat down, waiting for them to teach.

So, along those lines, it would be pretty amusing to make and present a lecture in class instead of the professor.

[–]ExperienceArchitect 2 points3 points ago

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a lecture about an assignment to come up with a 12-minute act of deviance. cue inception reference

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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Go buy a bunch of coins and wear some cargo pants, putting the coins in your large pockets

stand on the sidewalk and ask people "You have any change, sir?"

when they respond "No", hand them a fistful of change.

/edited from Douglas Adams

[–]frenchpear[S] 7 points8 points ago

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I like this. But I dont want to get mugged. Hmm.

[–]ath1 11 points12 points ago

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But you're handing the coins out. Why will they go to the trouble of mugging you when you're giving them out for free?

[–]squishydoom2245 1 point2 points ago

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To get all of them.

[–]saranghaeyo 6 points7 points ago

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Use pennies!

[–]soopeh 5 points6 points ago

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Read this as "Use penises!"

[–]ExperienceArchitect 0 points1 point ago

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Use a currency that is not useful in that country.

[–]Failcake 2 points3 points ago

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Do it in a crowded area?

[–]DevinTheGrand 2 points3 points ago

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Don't do it at night in a back-alley?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Does not compute.

[–]rdeluca 2 points3 points ago

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DINGDINGDING YOU WON THE FUCKING JACKPOT /Daniel Tosh

[–]Fluffy_Fleshwall 0 points1 point ago

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This is a great idea. It really feels like something from candid camera.

[–]ricecake 24 points25 points ago

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Wear a large sombrero. Just about anywhere you can wear a sombrero is inappropriate. Wear one in an elevator. Be defensive of your sombreros diameter. Scowl at people who bump it.

[–]nontoxyc 1 point2 points ago

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Me and 3 friends all wore sombreros to the river a few months ago. It's surprising what nasty looks 4 guys in sombreros get.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Year or two ago a couple kids near me had a similar assignment. They decided to go on the highway and drive the speed limit with a car in each lane. Shocking, I know. It created such a traffic jam people went so far as to pass them on the shoulder and they eventually got pulled over by police. I don't believe they got any fines or tickets though.

[–]diskis 9 points10 points ago

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Here's the video of it. Looks awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuM2AfJ4fmc

[–]Apache2blackhawk 2 points3 points ago

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Wasnt this done in Atlanta by GT students?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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No, it happened on my commute this morning. FFFFFUUUUUUU

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was in NJ. I might be remembering wrong or it has happened in a couple places.

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[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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This is the most deviant thing you could possibly do. NO ONE DOES THIS.

[–]coolmanmax2000 3 points4 points ago

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I talk to people on elevators all the time...

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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edges away, eyeing the numbers above the door

[–]coolmanmax2000 1 point2 points ago

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Really? I don't think it's creepy, I just say "How's it going?" or "Have a good one." I usually get positive responses.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Oh, well I was picturing something more like "So I had this thought for a machine that dispenses cheese. I know you're just a stranger, but I was thinking I'd get the most honest response from people like you. Can I show it to you? It's just up in my room..."

[–]logantauranga 7 points8 points ago

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But there's stiltons of work to do on it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Ohhhh no, buddy. I will not be complicit in the genesis of one of these abhorrent pun threads. Fet a life. Honestly.

[–]logantauranga 3 points4 points ago

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You're right, no Gouda will come of it.

[–]mangostein 0 points1 point ago

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awwww, you're making me bleu :-(

[–]mangostein 1 point2 points ago

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oh gouda, how dare you?! you could have at least had a havarti

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Its weird, of all the suggestions I find this one the most daunting.

[–]calyxa 3 points4 points ago

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talk to people in the elevator while wearing a Niqab!

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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:D Love this.

[–]Massless 0 points1 point ago

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I secretly hate you with a passion I don't think you can understand.

[–]LyricRevolution 7 points8 points ago

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Play Twister in an elevator. My friends and I did this when we first moved into our freshman dorm. It was a great way to get to meet people.

[–]KnifeyJames 1 point2 points ago

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I did this with a friend my freshman year. But we didn't use a Twister mat.

[–]swider 5 points6 points ago

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Or, if you want to be even more awkward, stand with your back to the doors and don't say a word.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Become the elevator operator. Dress in uniform. Ask "Which floor, sir?" And push the buttons. When you arrive at the designated floor, holler out what's on that floor. Repeat.

[–]skadet 2 points3 points ago

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Ride a busy elevator for 12 minutes, and whenever someone gets in and pushes a button, push the button for the floor right below theirs. Bonus points for starting at the top floor of that particular building.

[–]dr_caligari 1 point2 points ago

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I mean, really, I did this for a whole lot longer than 12 minutes. I spent about 4-5 hours a day for 3 days in an elevator back in high school. Was on a trip with a couple folks for a competition, so we hung out in an elevator, talked to folks, told them we were repairing the elevators, etc. Incredibly fun.

[–]bageloid 0 points1 point ago

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Do this after having Mexican food.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, he's gotta crop-dust that thing for a few moments before it loads up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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BOY THE ELEVATOR IS WARM TODAY AM I RIGHT HAHAH WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT RAINING IN HERE AS IF THAT COULD HAPPEN AHHH I HAVE A LOT OF HOMEWORK DO ANY OF YOU GUYS HAVE HOMEWORK WHAT A DRAG IT IS FOR US STUDENTS SO DID ANY OF YOU ATTEND THAT SPORTING EVENT AGAINST OUR RIVALS THEY'RE OUR RIVALS IT SURE WAS FUN DO YOU GUYS WANT TO PLAY A FUN ELEVATOR GAME

Just talk like that without checking if anyone is listening to you and don't stop for 12 minutes. I don't know if it's deviant but everyone will think you're insane.

[–]devilskin 0 points1 point ago

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Commence Elevator Club.

[–]robertwilliams 47 points48 points ago

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In the US, "disturbing the peace" is kind of a catch-all crime that cops can use for anything too deviant/disruptive. I don't know if you have similar laws where you're at.

  • Wear some kind of ridiculous costume in public - like a zombie, a mummy, etc. Or even just a mask.
  • Get a baby stroller and put something strange in it (draw a face on a pumpkin or something) and wheel it around, fawning over it like it was a real baby.
  • Go play on the kids' playground equipment at a park when it's busy. Make it clear that you're not playing with a child you brought, just playing.
  • Acquire clothing that looks like the uniform worn by inmates at the local jail. Walk down the street and hide/run every time you see a cop. (This could get you arrested though)
  • I saw this prank somewhere - find a store where the employees all wear similar clothing. Show up there one wearing that type clothing and go around helping customers. I saw a video of this being done at a Best Buy, I think. Freaked the employees out.
  • Get a fishing pole and try to fish in random bodies of water (mud puddles, fountains, etc)
  • Pretend to "flash" people. Wear a long trenchcoat over a tank-top and shorts.
  • Set up a tent, or just a cot or something, in a public place where you'll be in the way.
  • Set up a folding table and a chair in a public place where you'll be in the way, put a nameplate on the table, set up an inbox, a laptop, etc., and pretend it's your office. Wear business attire. Get mad at people for interrupting your work.

[–]Fluffy_Fleshwall 6 points7 points ago

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I saw this prank somewhere - find a store where the employees all wear similar clothing. Show up there one wearing that type clothing and go around helping customers. I saw a video of this being done at a Best Buy, I think. Freaked the employees out.

It was made by Improv Everywhere, they do lots of great stuff :)

[–]veggie-dumpling 4 points5 points ago

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Pretend to "flash" people. Wear a long trenchcoat over a tank-top and shorts.

Make sure you have a sign taped to your chest that says "surprise!", too.

[–]Spac3man 9 points10 points ago

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Set up a folding table and a chair in a public place where you'll be in the way, put a nameplate on the table, set up an inbox, a laptop, etc., and pretend it's your office. Wear business attire. Get mad at people for interrupting your work.

made me lol, enjoy the upvote

[–]autinytim 2 points3 points ago

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Depending on where your Uni is, I am guessing not in the states but recently in a couple US cities it was made illegal for an adult to be at a childrens play ground without a child.

[–]jayknow05 1 point2 points ago

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Fishing pole thing reminds me of something hilarious we did one day. We were BBQing in the driveway and hooked a dollar bill up to a fishing pole. We caught a lot of people.

[–]BorderlineAmazing 1 point2 points ago

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These are great, and they all sound like gags from that show "Just For Laughs" (if I remember correctly)- they'd do harmless but very funny pranks in public and film the reactions. It was French Canadian and there are plenty of YT clips out there.

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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LOL Love the table and chair in public...and fishing in puddles..and inmate costume..

[–]notatotaljerk 15 points16 points ago

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get on an elevator. face the opposite direction.

alternatively, see how many women will sign a petition denouncing women's suffrage.

[–]unitconversion 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tnecniv 1 point2 points ago

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I wander how many times he will be slapped.

[–]notatotaljerk 0 points1 point ago* 

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last i heard, some people were petitioning this at a university. they got a lot of signatures, mostly from women that werent familiar with the women's suffrage movement.

EDIT: based on unitconversion's video, it appears to be Jimmy Kimmel

[–]tnecniv 1 point2 points ago

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Wow...just wow....

He would still get slapped by anyone familiar with the term suffrage...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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get on an elevator. face the opposite direction.

When I walk into an elevator I will generally lean against a wall. If the elevator is pretty full and I'm one of the last in I'll turn around and lean against the doors. I've never really understood what is 'wrong' with that.

[–]notatotaljerk 0 points1 point ago

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many social laws are random and have no real function besides 'looking proper'. 'Wrong' really depends on whose POV you are taking.

[–]OdessaOracle 26 points27 points ago

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engage in private, consensual, gay sex

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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But I would need to do that like 6 times to meet the time requirement!

EDIT: Wait, all the better!

[–]Massless 0 points1 point ago

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you're doing it wrong.

[–]kyew 7 points8 points ago

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Follow your professor around and mimic everything they do for an afternoon.

[–]nubbinator 3 points4 points ago

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Dude, Hooch is crazy!

[–]Iamthelolrus 1 point2 points ago

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Go into his office hours and perform an unrequested 12 minute kazoo solo.

[–]saranghaeyo 1 point2 points ago

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*12 minutes

[–]quantum_spintronic 13 points14 points ago

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HE SAID AN AFTERNOON.

DO NOT CORRECT HIM.

HE KNOWS WHAT HE SAYS.

[–]csdthegreat 1 point2 points ago

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Extra credit!

[–]bondiben 10 points11 points ago

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Print up Atheist leaflets - go door knocking, with a white shirt and a black name badge.

[–]laddymaddonna 7 points8 points ago

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crawl everywhere you go and come up to your knees to talk to people

[–]ath1 8 points9 points ago

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Get onto an empty bus or train, and sit next to the only person on the bus or train.

[–]BorderlineAmazing 0 points1 point ago

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Apply this concept to urinals in the mens room; zip up, move next to each new guy, and unzip again for 12 consecutive minutes.

[–]scjones 8 points9 points ago

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This thread should suffice, for the entire class. I am plagiarism 2.0

[–]ds2k7 7 points8 points ago

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Make out with a cow

[–]frenchpear[S] 4 points5 points ago

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lol, in the middle of the city? o.O

[–]ds2k7 7 points8 points ago

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I didn't say it would be easy, logistically speaking. Reward increases with effort.

[–]s_m_c 1 point2 points ago

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A puppy then?

[–]coveritwithgas 14 points15 points ago

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Wear an expensive suit, tie, sunglasses, bluetooth headset if you have one, and beg for change. Best if you use a an antique pewter stein instead of a fast-food cup.

[–]Dried_Apple 1 point2 points ago

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Saw a guy doing this in Rome, but he was "in a wind storm." He had put wires in his clothes and done his hair so he looked like the wind was blowing sideways.

[–]prof0ak 2 points3 points ago

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Those are street performers. They can make a living out of it and some are quite talented. I saw a statue and an Egyptian sarcophagus.

[–]dgg1988 5 points6 points ago

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Are you male? If so, talk to other guys in a public restroom.

[–]frenchpear[S] 6 points7 points ago

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No I'm female, but I guess that I could go into a guys restroom and chat to them anyway. That's not illegal, right?

[–]Inappropriate_Remark 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, it's hot.

[–]RyanOnymous 6 points7 points ago

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what manner of sorcery is this beside your username?

[–]quantum_spintronic 5 points6 points ago

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He is in internet "time out." He has to inform his Internet Probation Officer (IPO) of every time he makes a post on any forum. As well he must notify the forum owners so that his IPO can read anything he has posted. He's a fucking inappropriate redditor, I wouldn't reply to him anymore; you may be next.

[–]dylanevl 0 points1 point ago

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Really? 'cause they look like balls to me.

[–]afschuld 0 points1 point ago

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I too want to know.

[–]poop_on_you 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as "Nope, it's not" and wondered - how in the world is that inappropriate? But, fortunately, it is.

[–]Dried_Apple 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know but when I was a little girl my dad took me into the men's room at the Golden Gate because I got really sick and couldn't wait in the long line for the women's. Two middle-aged ladies came in to use the stalls and chatted with some guys. It was a very awkward experience for me.

[–]snoots 1 point2 points ago

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At an office building complex in which I used to work, there were several buildings that were similarly built, but had small differences in the details. One of these differences was that the bathrooms were often in the same place in each building, yet some of them were switched as to which side was the men's room, and which side was the women's room. I'll never forget the look on the face of the woman who nonchalantly walked into the crowded men's room and then froze about 5 steps in. She looked around, blushed, and smiled, putting her hand to her face in embarrassment. Finally, she turned right back around and walked out, giggling along the way.

(And before anyone says it, she was not giggling at any sort of inadequacy, she simply saw us washing our hands!)

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Get on the subway or bus and ask someone if you can have their seat, even if there are seats available.

[–]Wibbles 0 points1 point ago

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How do you make this last 12 minutes? Go to each new person who enters and ask them for their seat?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You have to awkwardly sit on the same bus/train as the people who saw you commit this unholy breach of unspoken social etiquette for 12 minutes.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Ive always secretly wanted to wear a Niqab (the full female muslim covering from head to toe) just to see how people would react.

It would be mean of you to do such a standard deviation.

[–]DocBT 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, needs something a little less average.

[–]KirotAethiryn 1 point2 points ago

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Something that would really skew with peoples' heads....

[–]NinjaNerd 0 points1 point ago

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Gotta really throw them a curveball

[–]Charlie24601 5 points6 points ago

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I'm surprised no one has said: Refuse to do the assignment.

[–]poo-poo 0 points1 point ago

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But only for 12 minutes, then do it. Wait...

[–]Charlie24601 0 points1 point ago

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You and your logic. Curse you poopoo!

[–]Spike_Spiegel 5 points6 points ago

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Wear all your clothes inside-out and backwards.

[–]coolmanmax2000 3 points4 points ago

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During your psychology class, preferably immediately after asking your teacher a question, call a friend. If your teacher keeps talking or tries to say anything to you, tell your friend "one sec" and loudly ask the teacher if they "can't see that I'm on the phone?"

[–]betelgeux 4 points5 points ago

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How about just wearing the head dress from the Niqab and a bikini while doing a pole dance.

[–]happybadger 3 points4 points ago

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[–]cafezinho 6 points7 points ago

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For your second idea (wearing a Niqab), have a guy with a leash around the woman's neck and ordering her not to look at anyone. This might not be particularly safe for the guy, however, but it would be rather outrageous. I could think of things that would make it more so...

[–]bondageguy 1 point2 points ago

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I definitely think you should go with this idea.

[–]gordonta 0 points1 point ago

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quick way to get the dude beat up. Enjoy the upvote anyways

[–]azzaleo 16 points17 points ago

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Remember on "Jackass" when partyboy was dressed up in a devil costume protesting to keep god out of california?

That would work.

[–]Massless 0 points1 point ago

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That ended in violence, if I remember right, though.

[–]WoundedImmortal 3 points4 points ago* 

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ETA2: Ive always secretly wanted to wear a Niqab (the full female muslim covering from head to toe) just to see how people would react. If you can tie this into the idea somehow that would be cool. Or not.

Wear a burqa of your country's flag... This site has a few of them. You'll notice with most of them, the burqa is two pieces..The part that drapes over and covers the top half of the body, as well as a long skirt underneath. Don't wear the bottom half. Wear it with bare legs and sexy shoes like this. Fishnet pantyhose would be a plus as well.

Then, go lingerie shopping.

[–]DVant 2 points3 points ago

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  • What are the smoking laws where you live? Smoke a cigar, either in the gym on a treadmill or while jogging in a park.
  • Visibly and seriously pick your nose for 12 minutes. Make a production of it. Make journal entries, & take photographs of what you find. Bonus if you then put whatever you find into your ear.
  • Talk without pause for 12 minutes, if you can't think of a sentence just say random words or sounds.
  • Repeat what everyone says, and make your own sound effects for any noises you hear.
  • Run for public office.

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago* 

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Run for public office.

Lolwut?

[–]Demonicplaydoh 0 points1 point ago

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less than 1% of the population does it

[–]gotz2bk 3 points4 points ago

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Check this guy out for some inspiration. He's notorious for doing deviant acts although the police do apprehend him for quite a few of them.

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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he's so awesome.

[–]gotz2bk 0 points1 point ago

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Watch the bat one. It is beyond epic.

[–]rdeluca 0 points1 point ago

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What a jackass. Steals drinks and pours them on himself and stole that football.

[–]HotKarlMarx 3 points4 points ago

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Ok. seeing this:

ETA2: Ive always secretly wanted to wear a Niqab (the full female muslim >covering from head to toe) just to see how people would react. If you >can tie this into the idea somehow that would be cool. Or not.

Gave me this idea...

1: Find area where many women will be wearing this costume.

2: Pac-Man costume.

You know what to do.

[–]karnim 3 points4 points ago

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Well, it would work better with if you were a guy, but if you have a really close friend, (male or female, female preferred for you) the two of you should go out to a mall or a restaurant. Start making out. Continue for 12 minutes (that's crazy enough for anyone). Or, even better, do it in church.

edit: Just read the part about roping in your sister. This would probably be super awkward to do with her, but definitely deviant.

[–]cabnnt1337 0 points1 point ago

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But it's her sister, so surely it would be nonsexual and silly!

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[–]karnim 0 points1 point ago

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Well, you can't say that the idea doesn't hit the mark for deviance. I still think even going to make out with your boyfriend (if you have one) would be deviant in todays prudish world.

[–]foofoopoo 2 points3 points ago

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Hug everyone you meet on the street.

[–]denidzo 2 points3 points ago

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And here I thought my assignment to my class was unique - to coordinate and perform a flashmob. I guess others are assigning the same type of thing! Now I'll have to find something else to try :)

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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hehe. I was thinking of a flash mob for this, actually. But wanted to something a bit more outrageous.

[–]nubbinator 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah, breaching experiment assignments are fairly common sociology assignments and most students tend toward flashmobs, cross-dressing, or facing the wrong way in an elevator types of things.

[–]DimethyleneBlue 2 points3 points ago

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Wear something outrageous. Go to class in nothing but a bikini or dressed as a giant fish or something.

[–]wafflesocks 2 points3 points ago

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Three words. The Green Man.

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Protest in a public setting.

[–]BorderlineAmazing 3 points4 points ago

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Passionately and furiously chant things like "have a great day", "what nice weather we're having," "things are generally going well".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Without inciting violence or a riot or disturbing the public peace enough to get you arrested

[–]scheherazade 1 point2 points ago

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you 2nd ETA...I've always wanted to try that as well, simply as a social experiment to see how I'm treated in comparsion to how I usually am. That and I think the hijab is beautiful.

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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The Hijab is beautiful but the Niqab isn't. Would be interesting to wear it though. I would love to wear a Niqab to a night club, or in the Ocean for a swim! hehe.

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Take a ticking alarm clock.

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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A friend of mine had a laptop with an animated digital countdown. he liked to open the laptop in flight and watch his fellow passengers freak out.

[–]FetusFeast 1 point2 points ago

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This idea was posted in another thread asking roughly the same question.

Go into a movie theatre when there are only a few people and the shows are mostly empty. Proceed to sit right next to a person. If they move, move with them. Have fun watching people freak out as you invade their personal space.

[–]popnlochnessmonster 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately, half the class will do this.

[–]desk_rabbit 1 point2 points ago

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Go to the food court at your local mall, dressed as a highly stereotypical British person. Bring a mannequin and a tea set. Sit across from your mannequin and have tea with it while carrying on a formal, accented conversation about anything that comes to mind, the stranger the better.It may help to have a loose script planned out.

Naturally, you should change the pitch of your voice and speak your mannequin's side of the conversation aloud.

[–]tells 1 point2 points ago

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Sit down on the floor in the bus or subway.

[–]ultraspeedz 1 point2 points ago

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Wear the borat mankini pick up a copy of the koran and go try to convert people.

[–]ChocolateGiddyUp 1 point2 points ago

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Block party. Flyer it. Make believe you are a famous DJ. Get some watercooler talk going on about you. Set up audiosystem. Let someone else warm the audience up. Let them announce your for a full two minutes. After that, play a Wesley Willis medley for ten minutes. And sing over it live. With dancing. While wearing a suit. Might cause uproar. Don't serve alcohol in glass containers.

[–]noushieboushie 1 point2 points ago

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My husband had to do a similar project. He ended up going into a laundromat, buying a bunch of snacks from the vending machine, and then walking around trying to give them out to people folding their laundry and making small talk. No takers. Later, I went in to explain to the clerk that it was a social experiment, and everyone apparently thought he was on drugs.

[–]pdhismyhomeboy 1 point2 points ago

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Wearing the Niqab, walk around the park singing ring around the rosie while banging on a coffee can. It's not illegal to sing to yourself walking if your in a public park and not asking for money.

[–]whasupjohn 1 point2 points ago

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Make a sign. "In fifteen minutes im going to implode"... then stand out in a park or other crowded place. People will stop and stare, ask questions, etc. Since you say implode, thats not an indicator you'll explode, so therefore no law enforcement should be involved. After 12 minutes and the crowd has formed, flip over the sign to say "Nevermind...." and walk away. Repeat as needed.

[–]brite 1 point2 points ago

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Take a walk somewhere and arrange to meet with a female companion in a populated area. Loudly berate said companion and insist loudly that she walk 10 steps behind you at all time.

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Dress up as a keep left sign an attack good natured people.

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Do your own homework, cheater.

[–]yesmanapple 1 point2 points ago

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Your professor needs to stop watching "Dead Poet Society".

[–]crlarkin 0 points1 point ago

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How is deviance defined? For instance you could just walk backwards for twelve minutes and deviate from the norm. Since you mention outrageous, you could dance around in as little clothing as is legal and as long as you don't touch anyone, you should be fine.

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Anything that deviates from the social norm, but unless its outrageous it wont be picked.

Every chick walks around in hardly legal clothing, nothing outrageous about that :P

[–]blaspheminCapn 0 points1 point ago

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Stand in the doorway of the women's restroom.

[–]cret1n 0 points1 point ago

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use a bidet

[–]Geekthras 0 points1 point ago

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Naked Orphan Annie joke, google it. Failing that, talk to people in the urinal. Yeech.

[–]solicitor 0 points1 point ago

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There's always odors; perhaps too much cologne or perfume (although this harms allergic people) or maybe slap some sardine oil on under your shirt.

[–]Timeflag12 0 points1 point ago

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Go to class barefoot and with your underwear on the outside of your pants.

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Start clipping your toe nails in the middle of class.

[–]FrankManic 0 points1 point ago

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You could give away money. You could recite poetry on a street corner. You could do something subtle, but no one likes subtle. You could sit next to your classmates, instead of one seat away. You could skip everywhere. Where do you live? In some states it is known and acknowledged to be legal to go about topless as a woman. I believe New York and Oregon are on the list. You could wear your pants on your head in an attractive fashion. You could dance, in public. You could wish every person you meet in passing a good day. You could take the professors position before class, attempt to teach class, and loudly and obviously treat the professor as a student. You could carry a firearm openly.

[–]KevinDuBrow 0 points1 point ago

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Go to someone's table at like a Mcdonalds or something, and start eating their food.

[–]amazedchili 1 point2 points ago

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pretty sure this is probably against the law

edit: but would be fine if you started asking people for their food instead

[–]orangepotion 0 points1 point ago

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Take pictures of police officers.

[–]Breker 0 points1 point ago

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Little Orphan Annie?

[–]Breker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tactics 0 points1 point ago

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Bring a balance ball to class to sit on.

Wear a suit and tie to class.

Go to class barefoot.

[–]ilovemodok 0 points1 point ago

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Is salvia legal in your area?

[–]_NetWorK_ 0 points1 point ago

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Get your class to act like a very bad out of tune marching band in the cafeteria when people are having lunch. Complete with a mascot of course, and don't forget that everyone needs a bullhonr to make sure EVERYONE has to hear horrible horrible music for 12 minutes.

[–]frenchpear[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Read Edit 3. There is no class, there is no cafeteria, there is no mascot, etc :P

[–]_NetWorK_ 0 points1 point ago

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replace cafeteria with public park ;P Somewhere with a lot of people out for a relaxing time.

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[–]notjawn 0 points1 point ago

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Go smell people's hair.

[–]GrumpySteen 0 points1 point ago

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Burn a stack of bibles while reading aloud from the Qur'an, then pour a jug of urine over the bibles at the 12 minute mark to put them out.

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On public transportation, put your feet up on the seat.

[–]seraph741 0 points1 point ago

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pay for something expensive in pennies, its legal tender, so I think they HAVE to accept it. if not, call the cops. Not only are you not breaking the law, but you are actually following and helping to enforce the law!