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[–]PurpleCarrot 7 points8 points ago

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NEVER fertilize your grass, it just makes it grow faster. I am serious.

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[–]meatpuppet13 7 points8 points ago

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Don't join a HOA.

[–]Floyd5[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I know, not a big fan of HOA's myself, but I had to. :(

But atleast it covers front yard landscaping and I'm not sure yet but it might even include a club membership.

[–]KPexEA 2 points3 points ago

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Read this about HOAs.

[–]diggbots 5 points6 points ago

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This is something that my father and his father did when moving into their homes. I'm not sure if this applies in your situation but it works well if you have young children.

They actually threw a party and had cake and ice cream for the neighborhood kids/adults.

  1. This way the kids in the neighborhood would remember that you are a pretty nice person and not fuck around with your house or steal shit.
  2. If you have children it allows your kids to be accepted into the group with the rest of the neighborhood kids.

Another thing was when it came to Halloween. My parents did this when we were young. If you have cash to spare, I would suggest buying full sized chocolate bars at Halloween. Snickers, O'Henrys, Rices Pieces, Mr. Bigs, Crunch. My parents do this and something I will continue to do. It will probably run you 150+ bucks but as a result we were always 'that house' to go to. Sure it costs a bit more but the kids and parents especially remember your house. It gives the kids in the neighborhood something to look forward to and as a result our home was never screwed around with.

[–]davejr 2 points3 points ago

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Paint something. Its a way of marking your territory. If it doesn't work out, you just paint back over it.

[–]ukdkbr 0 points1 point ago

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Also, painting sucks, don't do it!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Don't forget to change your furnace filters.

[–]Floyd5[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Good one, thanks. This place has a gas fireplace, do you happen to know if there are any maintenance to know about those?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If you aren't using it for awhile, kill the pilot light(if there is one), there should be instructions somewhere, other than that, no.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know of any for gas fireplaces. I think they are pretty much just like a gas range.

[–]camopdude 2 points3 points ago

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Yell at the neighbor kids to get off your lawn.

[–]Floyd5[S] 0 points1 point ago

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I am looking forward to this.

[–]SauceOverflow 2 points3 points ago

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buy an alarm system.

Lowers your insurance and it's piece of mind when you're away.

[–]SanchoMandoval 2 points3 points ago

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Related to this, case your own house, looking for windows that aren't entirely shut or look like they aren't. Only uber alarm systems moniter windows and yet that's the primary way residential burglars come in when everyone's at work... they cruise around looking for windows they can tell from the street are open.

[–]GKofEarth 0 points1 point ago

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If you have sliding windows, put a wooden dowel in the track. It will stop someone from breaking the cheap locks on the window.

[–]Floyd5[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Excellent tip, thanks.

[–]mattgrande 1 point2 points ago

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  • If you're having a housewarming party, invite your neighbours.
  • Your first trip to the grocery store will be hella expensive.
  • Get ready to have a lot more work!

[–]Floyd5[S] 0 points1 point ago

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  • Good call
  • Thanks for the heads up
  • More work how? If there is no lawn to maintain.

[–]fredbnh 1 point2 points ago

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Keep ahead of any maintenance/repair that might be needed. It will save you a lot of money in the long run.

[–]ccshredder 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely do this. As soon as something starts to not work or leak or smell, look into it. A loose shingle might not look like much, but by the time you see a spot on your dining room ceiling, you've got a soft spot/hole in your roof, insulation is nasty and water-logged and the drywall making up your ceiling needs to be replaced (not to mention you might have squirrels nesting in for the winter).

[–]KPexEA 0 points1 point ago

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Find where the water and gas shutoffs are.

Buy a fire extinguisher and put it in the kitchen.

Get insurance.

If your bank will allow you to, try and increase your payments slowly as you go, you won't notice it nearly as much as you think and you can save thousands of dollars.

[–]subsection1e 0 points1 point ago

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[–]0dp 0 points1 point ago

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Increase your emergency fund. A water heater can corrode and leak, furnace or a/c can take a dump. You don't get to whine to a landlord anymore, you just gotta deal with it.

When I bought my house, one of the first things I did was rip out all of the carpet upstairs. Carpet is nasty stuff IMO. Put in hardwood or laminate or tile. You can buy giant floor mats for your living room if you want that carpet feeling.

[–]tuxedodiplomat 0 points1 point ago

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The law of renovation: Cost for renovating your house will be roughly double what you anticipate, even after factoring in the law of renovation.

[–]momster 0 points1 point ago

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Maintenance, maintenance, maintenance.

[–]Tface 0 points1 point ago

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Congrats!

Change the locks.

Get home owners insurance and aim for a $1000 deductible. Any lower than that is wasted money.

Keep a flashlight near your fuse box.

Smoke detectors on every level and test them when you change your clocks (2x/year).

Take video of your expensive possessions (including serial numbers) and save a copy in a safe deposit box - if you ever need to report a loss, you'll have evidence of your stuff.

(Can you tell I work for an insurance company)?

[–]Al_Bundy -1 points0 points ago

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Tell everyone how housing is such a great investment but conveniently forget to include interest, closing costs, home insurance, etc (because then you're pretty much negative the cost of your house if you take the full 30 years to pay it off). Be sure to smile and wave like the enzyte guy to make everyone who sees you think owning a home will be all flowers and smiles too. Enjoy the American dream, bitch.