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[–]CerpinTaxt11 52 points53 points ago

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What a herp...

[–]CerpinTaxt11 40 points41 points ago

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Was meant to say "hero"... but this works too.

[–]Echospree 13 points14 points ago

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Way to herp

[–]countingchickens 3 points4 points ago

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I'm so happy you made that mistake.

[–]RAMitTILitHertz 1 point2 points ago

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What an hero...

[–]Aqualung90 4 points5 points ago

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Derp a herp.

[–]squish_mitten 140 points141 points ago

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coast to coast

[–]w4rf19ht3r 41 points42 points ago

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Manifest Destiny, Motherfucker

[–]azteccamera 5 points6 points ago

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LA to Chicago.

[–]sup2011 2 points3 points ago

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western male?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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love for sale.

[–]American83 2 points3 points ago

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Across the northern...archipelago....love for sale...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Smooth operator! He's a smooth... operator.

[–]CarlinT 2 points3 points ago

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giggles

[–]gladvillain 2 points3 points ago

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ANother magnificent karma opportunity out the window. This has been my favorite new reddit meme this week because the story around it was so great.

[–]Tyashi 2 points3 points ago

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I require context

[–]Liberalguy123 1 point2 points ago

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ask and ye shall receive

[–]Frankfusion 1 point2 points ago

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Damn it I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard. IOW I see what you did there.

[–]verdammt 1 point2 points ago

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Such a pleasant surprise. My friend and I lol'd forever after reading that story.

We call it out now every time we fuck up.

[–]skookybird 1 point2 points ago

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As an ethical Internetian, I fully support the use of local, organic, Reddit-grown memes.

[–]akallio9000 73 points74 points ago

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LOOK! HE'S MOVING!!!111

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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As a future reference, how would you like me to articulate those ones at the end?

[–]lrrhrd 1 point2 points ago

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111

[–]Travis-Touchdown 23 points24 points ago

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SO MUCH BLOOD

[–]mercilessblob 25 points26 points ago

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Surprisingly quite flammable.

[–]Conquad 47 points48 points ago

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i cant believehefuckedthathotitalianexchangestudentandthenjustdied!

[–]humphree 36 points37 points ago

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Dibs on kidney.

[–]imabananayesiam 14 points15 points ago

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We are disappoint.

[–]suicidalpanda 14 points15 points ago

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Brought sexy back.

[–]girlpriest 40 points41 points ago

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She was loved.

[–]skarface6 1 point2 points ago

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Hey girlpriest! You still studying to be a priestess? I forgot- was it Druidic or Episcopalian? I get those mixed up all the time.

[–]Spyduck 0 points1 point ago

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She is loved.

FTFY

Also, switch "She" with "He" and that'd be what I want.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, that's really sad. Have an upvote and feel better.

[–]girlpriest 11 points12 points ago

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oh gosh! Why is that sad?

Isn't that one of the nicest things someone could say at a funeral?

I'm not sad :(

Until now :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I was going to write as well. Maybe girls are more sensitive. I would love that to be said at my funeral.

[–]kikimaymay 1 point2 points ago

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I was going to write that, too! But not as a sad thing...just, we loved her, now everyone get wasted!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It could possibly be misconstrued because if, for example, someone happened to commit suicide, a mother could say the following words at a funeral:

"Although she left us too soon, feeling angry about the cards life dealt her, she was still my daughter. She was my miracle and my joy. She was always a source of beauty to me. She was loved."

[–]callthepolice 4 points5 points ago

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She's not dead yet, lol.

[–]afinalsunset732 0 points1 point ago

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Woah a girl...upvote

[–]GazaRapScene 2 points3 points ago

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Spot on, spot on.

[–]Mnemonic_Plague 30 points31 points ago

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"We're fucked now."

[–]diggbots 10 points11 points ago

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saw it coming.

[–]joepaulk7 21 points22 points ago

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"Bring. Him. Back"

[–]whasupjohn 36 points37 points ago

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Biggest Cock Ever

[–]Nastybutler 7 points8 points ago

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I wouldn't want someone to call me a dick...

[–]xstardomx 5 points6 points ago

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HAD HUGE COCK

[–]oddspellingofPhreid 8 points9 points ago

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wish we'd fucked...

[–]AbouBenAdhem 17 points18 points ago

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Klaatu barada nikto

[–]Justg66 2 points3 points ago

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I'd want them to say this except just cough nikto and not really say it right

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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What a cunt.

[–]goalieman392 55 points56 points ago

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hardworking, alpha male, jackhammer. Merciless. Insatiable

[–]tieme 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like the only thing on your horizon is everything.

[–]goalieman392 1 point2 points ago

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I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me

[–]MarlonBain 7 points8 points ago

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Ferocious. Man. Raptor.

[–]culdesaclamort 7 points8 points ago

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Damn it, Bobby.

[–]NightOnTheSun 14 points15 points ago

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Where's his head?

[–]Dr_Stephen_Colbert[S] 45 points46 points ago*

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Oops, forgot to post mine:

'Like A Boss'

[–]DirtPile 6 points7 points ago

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He's dead, Jim.

[–]JustZack 6 points7 points ago

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Bad Ass Motherfucker

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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"Wait, wait...Who?"

[–]Im_probably_drunk 19 points20 points ago

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I miss him.

[–]dan525 10 points11 points ago

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Bastard owed millions...

[–]wtfmanquestionmark 3 points4 points ago

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Huge Fucking Penis

[–]PixelTreason 4 points5 points ago

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She's still alive!

[–]dbenton25 4 points5 points ago

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He was phone.

[–]shazaam 2 points3 points ago

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he dun goofed

[–]admiraljohn 8 points9 points ago

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"Smelled like Cheetos"

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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"Died fucking twins."

[–]Chugbleach 3 points4 points ago

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ugly scum fuck

[–]jakelear 4 points5 points ago

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Ha ha ha.

[–]TarzanConfused 2 points3 points ago

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"Finally lost virginity"

[–]quantifiable 4 points5 points ago

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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

[–]voyetra8 6 points7 points ago

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Best father ever.

[–]Sykotik 7 points8 points ago

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RISE, MY SON!

[–]STEVEHOLT27 4 points5 points ago

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RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! (cue sega genesis music)

[–]kenposan 5 points6 points ago

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really great dad

[–]GodsOfDestruction 2 points3 points ago

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Haters gonna hate.

[–]ShellCompany 2 points3 points ago

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quod erat demonstrandum

[–]Zimbardo 2 points3 points ago

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WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[–]mishsquish 2 points3 points ago

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fuck that guy.

[–]The3rdWorld 3 points4 points ago

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He's dead now

[–]bakure 5 points6 points ago

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Damn Velociraptors AGAIN!

[–]CJayhawk 3 points4 points ago

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What they will say: "Heart attack, probably." What I want them to say: "Loved his kids."

[–]DroppaMaPants 5 points6 points ago

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BALLS LIKE MOON

[–]algnp 3 points4 points ago

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cool story bro

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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For The Lulz

[–]Anderfreeb 3 points4 points ago

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shows door to 4chan

[–]joetromboni 1 point2 points ago

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words can't describe

[–]ThiZ 1 point2 points ago

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"Why suddenly Shoggoths?"

[–]hunkacheese 1 point2 points ago

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"Jesus, good riddance."

No, just kidding but hopefully something like "Come at me" because I fucking love saying that.

[–]sleeptoga 1 point2 points ago

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fucking loved him

[–]zophan 1 point2 points ago

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"At least he..."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I remember him!

[–]bigyellowjoint 1 point2 points ago

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loved his cousin

[–]jammah 1 point2 points ago

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One badass motherfucker

[–]Theropissed 1 point2 points ago

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Best Sex Ever.

[–]kewagi 1 point2 points ago

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Until next time.

[–]Draketh 1 point2 points ago

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"He fucking rocked"

[–]bas_bleu 1 point2 points ago

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She did well.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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God among men.

[–]akatookey 1 point2 points ago

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He died happy. That or "He did what?!"

[–]blackhawk465 1 point2 points ago

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Like a boss.

Edit: Haha didn't see the submitter's.

[–]Zodiii 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit! Not again.

[–]donkeydiddler 1 point2 points ago

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lazy fucking bastard

[–]iarforner 1 point2 points ago

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He was right.

[–]Aytro 1 point2 points ago

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He was good.

[–]abgazelle 1 point2 points ago

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Mistake! Still alive!

[–]bcos4life 1 point2 points ago

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A good man.

[–]richmassena 1 point2 points ago

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He's just resting.

[–]ThiefOfDens 1 point2 points ago

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Eh didn't afraid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Honest, loving, missed.

[–]Arithered 1 point2 points ago

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"Look, he's moving!"

[–]HeirToPendragon 1 point2 points ago

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It's about time.

[–]phudabulah 1 point2 points ago

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"Fucking a, man."

The comma placement is real important.

[–]oly_koek 1 point2 points ago

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"Robot conversion, now"

[–]jesuswantsbrains 1 point2 points ago

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Nice death face.

[–]sshortcake 1 point2 points ago

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She sure lived. - an I want them to say that with a wistful expression and a single teardrop rolling down their cheek. It should be poignant. And sorrowful. Maybe a raven flies by right then, or a double rainbow busts out in the background. Some pregnant lady's water could break right then, they might name the baby after me.

[–]CtrlChaz_CtrlVince 1 point2 points ago

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He was . . . interesting.

[–]Terry_Pandy 2 points3 points ago

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Fuckin A man

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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God among men

[–]sagewah 1 point2 points ago

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"He'll be back..."

[–]bustakapinyoass 1 point2 points ago

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With a what?!

[–]tfmeh 1 point2 points ago

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do it again!

[–]Rephlex 1 point2 points ago

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"He was a-"

shit

[–]SpeakMouthWords 0 points1 point ago

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He was interesting.

[–]blueballoon 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck.

[–]o7i3 0 points1 point ago

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He was right

[–]Zephyrmation 0 points1 point ago

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He helped people.

[–]epicviking 0 points1 point ago

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Nice square chin

[–]Mellowde 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, my sister!?!

[–]MissTre 0 points1 point ago

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She's really dead.

[–]theguesser10 0 points1 point ago

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"He was mine..."

well okay only one person I want to say that...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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He Loved It

[–]unspoken2 0 points1 point ago

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never knew him

[–]3Runner 0 points1 point ago

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Please don't hate.

[–]HighOnAmbien 0 points1 point ago

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the ultimate high

[–]jslondon85 0 points1 point ago

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That was awesome.

[–]malachai 0 points1 point ago

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"Party at [my-name]'s"

[–]chinamantakepow 0 points1 point ago

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what was that?

[–]TheGreatNico 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, that sucks.

[–]obviousstatement 0 points1 point ago

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"The wrong son died" i know its 4 words but I couldn't leave any out.

[–]Vulpyne 0 points1 point ago

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Not a jerk.

[–]ToasterforHire 0 points1 point ago

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She meant well.

[–]anonymousanger 0 points1 point ago

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I don't give a shit.

[–]fredbnh 0 points1 point ago

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"Three's not enough!"

[–]1337geekchic 0 points1 point ago

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Crazy awesome person!

[–]punkdigerati 0 points1 point ago

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Fat Lazy Slob

[–]HideousInfant 0 points1 point ago

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He was good.

[–]Ingenium21 0 points1 point ago

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His penis...HUGE

[–]jamesodba 0 points1 point ago

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Owes me money!

[–]maceireann 0 points1 point ago

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He was funny.

[–]iREADit3 0 points1 point ago

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Son of a....

[–]BigHarold 0 points1 point ago

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"Couldn't Count"

[–]Crath 0 points1 point ago

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took long enough

[–]enosp 0 points1 point ago

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Shut.down.everything.

[–]toasterwaffle 0 points1 point ago

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Should I care?

[–]xstockix 0 points1 point ago

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Dude smells awful

[–]nunsrevil 0 points1 point ago

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What a G.

[–]kp1197 0 points1 point ago

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He is dead.

[–]KrakNup 0 points1 point ago

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We're finished here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, not guilty?

[–]mythosmc 0 points1 point ago

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too fucking quiet.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"I don't care."

[–]KineticSolution 0 points1 point ago

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It was HUGE

[–]NadesBowlofJelly 0 points1 point ago

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super sad face :(

[–]Maddoktor2 0 points1 point ago

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"WTF?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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5 words: Wikipedia said it was edible.

[–]afinalsunset732 0 points1 point ago

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Well they will say what they want and will probably be "What a douche"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well, he tried.

[–]algnp 0 points1 point ago

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no pun intended

[–]skarface6 0 points1 point ago

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OMG

[–]Depops_au 0 points1 point ago

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[–]paco5502 0 points1 point ago

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We loved him

[–]Garbagio 0 points1 point ago

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That's my inheritance!

[–]TeamDisrespect 0 points1 point ago

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He never lied.

[–]StManTiS 0 points1 point ago

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Because Tyler Knows

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Was Always Happy

[–]KleenexDust 0 points1 point ago

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This wasn't selfish.

[–]FrndlyMisanthrpe 0 points1 point ago

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Look, he's moving!

[–]zeromod 0 points1 point ago

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Are U Mad?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Three simple words: I. Am. Gay."

[–]fistfulloframen 0 points1 point ago

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Keep Firing Assholes!

[–]gustoreddit51 0 points1 point ago

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He lived it.

[–]TheBluSpy 0 points1 point ago

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You handsome rogue!

[–]OutrageousSnow 0 points1 point ago

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He's just faking!

[–]Bobtheplentiful 0 points1 point ago

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"Who was that?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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ACE OF SPADES

[–]PokemonTrainer 0 points1 point ago

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Caught them all.

[–]morningfog 0 points1 point ago

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See You Soon

[–]NinjaHighfive 0 points1 point ago

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He. Fucked. Women.

[–]kickinitoldschool 0 points1 point ago

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Pip Pip Cheerio.

[–]hesperidisabitch 0 points1 point ago

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Good fucking times.

[–]Dodged 0 points1 point ago

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Shit, wrong target.

[–]artholeflaffer 0 points1 point ago

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"Poor demented honkey." Hermes

[–]one_is_enough 0 points1 point ago

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He predicted this.

[–]machzel08 0 points1 point ago

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so much porn

[–]TheBigPanda 0 points1 point ago

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"What a douche!"

[–]Perceptes 0 points1 point ago

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Still not doctor.

[–]selfmute 0 points1 point ago

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He is dead.

[–]Memetoo 0 points1 point ago

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wait and hope