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[–]mechanate 105 points106 points ago

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My grade seven English teacher told me in front of the class that I was a worthless retard that would never amount to anything (verbatim). What was worse is that the whole class laughed.

[–]Crispie_Critters 34 points35 points ago

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I am so sorry.

[–]claribanter 18 points19 points ago

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Was her prediction accurate?

[–]mechanate 34 points35 points ago

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It's relative. He was an elderly, underpaid fundie teaching English at a small-town Bible-based school. Since I'd gladly take my life over his any day, no, I don't think it was :)

[–]yay_monkeys 91 points92 points ago

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Told an abreviated version of this in another thread, but here goes. I was a junior in high school and had a part in the musical. I was super happy because all my friends were in it too. Then my dad died unexpectedly. The choreographer told the cast and crew that anyone who went to my dad's funeral instead of going to rehersal would be kicked out of the show. Most of the cast came, as did the acting teacher. He couldn't kick anyone out because so many people had shown up. When I came back to rehersals, he gave me "an award for being such a trooper." I almost punched his teeth out.

[–]NK26 80 points81 points ago

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Ms Miller would never allow you to goto the bathroom in her class. I once got lunch detention because I just up and left. My mother even had a fit about it. One kid a few weeks later asked to go she told him no a few times and he peed in her trash in front of the entire class. That guy is still a hero of mine.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 18 points19 points ago

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This reminds me of the numerous times when I ignored teachers and walked out of class to go to the bathroom anyway. Fuck them.

[–]MoustacheRiver 5 points6 points ago

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Not always the bathroom though. Sometimes, you just need a break. Such as when a friend and I were in religion and saw a tennis ball sitting on the overhanging part of the first floor roof (we were 2nd floor). We simply jumped out the window, grabbed the tennis ball, then jumped down to the concrete below to play some handball. To this day, I still believe that detention was unjustified.

[–]dontcallthecops 2 points3 points ago

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"Fuck it dude, lets go play handball."

[–]mancake 11 points12 points ago

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It's pretty fucked up that people ever have to ask permission to go to the bathroom.

[–]Kil_Roy 72 points73 points ago* 

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My web design teacher, Ms. Maybury.

The project was to do what the (poorly scanned) .pdf said. I quickly realized that everything the packet was telling me to do was either wrong, or irrelevant in modern web design (it was all untabled html...not bad...but painful to look at. let alone hear her tell students it's how all websites are made). I went off and made a similar looking website that was much more modernized. I spent probably 50 hours working on it total (it was the first serious website I ever made). I turned in my final project, aced the final exam, and failed with a 32%. She said that I knew nothing about html (and thus her idea of web design) because I used php. Now I make $800 a month working on websites in my time between classes and studying. She knows it, and she hates me for it.

[–]idemt 38 points39 points ago

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Let her hate man, let that hate become a motivation for you.

[–]sudormrf 13 points14 points ago

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Drink deeply from the hatred, for it shall sustain and strengthen you.

[–]someprimetime 15 points16 points ago

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Can you please email her your invoices from your clients along with the balances of your Paypal account every month? And then make post on reddit with the email thread for hilarity to ensue?

[–]Harbor_x 9 points10 points ago

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** yesssss yessss!!!! Let the butt-hurt flow through you!!!!**

[–]natzo 5 points6 points ago

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Isn't that kind of passive revenge delicious?

[–]redditor3923 5 points6 points ago

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I've often hear similar stories (minus the vindication), but generally from several years ago. I finished high school a while ago, but I wonder if public school teachers who teach programming/website development/general computing/etc. are still notoriously uneducated on the subjects. Even aside from tech topics, I often cringe at how out of touch many high school teachers are with the topics they teach.

[–]blahsap 194 points195 points ago

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Ms. Cortez in the 7th grade. When I had mentioned I had a boyfriend she laughed in my face and told me there was no way I could because of how I looked.

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points ago

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That's truly fucked up.

[–]footygod 69 points70 points ago

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Ironic, considering Ms. Cortez was obviously hideous inside.

[–]blahsap 24 points25 points ago

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and on the outside. she also had one of those lizard tongue speech things. you know, when your tongue actually leaves your mouth during certain words

[–]kmad 33 points34 points ago

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Are you Aztec by any chance?

[–]TheMarshma 8 points9 points ago

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Ms.Cortez is a champ at holding grudges.

Hmm. is it still called a grudge if you're the one who hurt the other?

[–]SNESChalmers 180 points181 points ago* 

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My 7th grade Algebra teacher, Ms. Childs punished our class for six weeks because she was convinced that someone from our class stole her graphing calculator. She reasoned that since we were the only one of her classes that graphed functions, only someone from our class would want to steal it.

Every day she would announce that she was going to leave the room and whoever stole it could leave it on her desk with no questions asked. And every day when she would come back to an empty desk, she would get angry and assign double or triple the amount of homework we would normally get. If the book didn't have enough problems for that lesson, she would Xerox additional worksheets. Some students were staying up late every night trying to get all of their work done.

Then one day she announced to the class that she had recovered the calculator. It had fallen under the passenger seat of her car. She never even apologized to the class and just pretended like the whole thing never happened.

TL;DR - 7th grade Algebra teacher punished class for stealing her graphing calculator. It was in her car the whole time.

[–]Jupichan 72 points73 points ago

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I hope she punished her car.

[–]theman8631 66 points67 points ago

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If I was in her class I would have done it for her:

"Good news teach, you won't have to put up with your cars shit anymore."

[–]DarkShadowFox 10 points11 points ago

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Brownnoser!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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What was your middle school called?

[–]AwesomePantalones 65 points66 points ago

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Hell.

[–]tomrhod 10 points11 points ago

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I think that's right outside of Jersey.

[–]TheMarshma 8 points9 points ago

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Hmm, is there a possibility she was tired of punishing many innocent kids with no results, and the potentially guilty kid obviously didn't care and perhaps thought that it was funny everyone was being punished, so she decided to take the blame herself and really never found the calculator? Or did you see the calculator?

[–]SNESChalmers 16 points17 points ago

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No, I saw the calculator. She had it the rest of the year. I overheard two other teachers talking about how she found it in her car. She was just a bad teacher.

Also, she accidentally called a guy in my class a "boner mouth" (instead of "motor mouth"), which was the funniest thing ever to a group of 7th graders.

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[–]TheMarshma 6 points7 points ago

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Just trying to be optimistic, also she obviously did admit her own mistake, she just didn't make it right.

[–]Crispie_Critters 53 points54 points ago

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First grade, sister Mary Anne, I was the youngest kid in the class at 5 years-old. She hit me because I could not pronounce words starting with the letter R correctly.

[–]Elda30 18 points19 points ago

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Ugh. Catholic school nuns. Mad as march hares and put on this earth to make children conform to the Church's "standards." I hated most of my nuns.

Although I did have some lovely nuns/ex-nuns teach me through high school. I think the truly mean ones get stuck torturing the younger grades.

[–]derpaderp 11 points12 points ago

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For some reason I am cracking up imagining a little version of you saying, "No sister Mary Anne, I am not wetarded". Some teachers can be so cruel

[–]nerdkam 97 points98 points ago* 

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Miss Bryant in 4th grade.

She got pissed off at the class because her pens kept disappearing so one morning before the students got in she dumped the contents of everyone's desk onto the floor and took an item from each desk. I never got my mini stapler back. :(

She also told my parents that I needed a psychologist because I read high-school level books during recess instead of playing with the other kids. My mom responded with "If my daughter needs a psychologist at 9 years old the only reason is you, lady," then walked out of the parent-teacher meeting. My mom is awesome.

[–]potscentedpot 25 points26 points ago

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upvote for your mom being awesome!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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What really bothers me is she probably went home and complained she couldn't teach because she didn't get support from the parents.

[–]jcster 178 points179 points ago

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Mrs. Paul, my 2nd grade teacher. She had a rule that you had to eat everything but one item on your lunch tray. One spring day, I took a bite of chili and bit into a live Yellowjacket (wasp) that had obviously flown into it. It bit me in the mouth. I spit it out on my tray and started crying. When Mrs. Paul came up to me to scold me for not finishing my lunch, I showed her the Yellowjacket. She told me I had to finish my food or I couldn't go to recess - she never even asked if I was ok.

[–]lumio 39 points40 points ago

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Do....do you need a hug?

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points ago

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I ate Mrs. Paul, if that makes you feel any better.

[–]pdclkdc 31 points32 points ago

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...as in Hannibal Lecter or Mrs. Robinson?

[–]emkat 17 points18 points ago

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Following the letter of the law rather than the spirit. She's a psycho alright.

[–]thepizzlefry 40 points41 points ago* 

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Mrs. Jacobs, my 5th grade teacher. I had always been somewhat of a good student/teacher's pet but she just hated everybody, she didn't seem to like kids at all.

She pushed one kid against a wall, locked one kid in a closet, made another kid pick up things off the floor with his mouth as punishment.

She was arrested for child abuse 3 months into the school year and I had to talk to the principal and guidance counselor about what I'd seen and give a statement to the police.

[–]Digipete 39 points40 points ago* 

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I had a similar violent teacher in 5th grade, Mrs. Campbell. She walked into the classroom one day after leaving to do some photocopies. There was a small amount of general chit chat happening in the room. She walked up to one of the students who had been talking and delivered a resounding slap to his face. Like clockwork the entire class got up from our desks and marched down to the principals office. She was fired on the spot.

Edited for correct name.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 17 points18 points ago

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"STAND STRONG MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS!"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Fuck yeah

Sorry If I'm not adding to the conversation I just love justice.

[–]Mile_Marker 5 points6 points ago

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[–]5user5 4 points5 points ago

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Was it child abuse to a student or her own kids?

[–]SidtheMagicLobster 85 points86 points ago

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First grade: my friend is in class with the other kids, working on a coloring sheet. The teacher walks in. She picks up my friends coloring sheet, as well as another kids.

lifts up the other kids coloring page

"Class, THIS is how you color properly. Notice how (kids name) colors neatly inside the lines."

lifts up my friends coloring sheet

"Class, this is how you DON'T color in a picture. Look at how sloppily (my friends name) uses the crayons."

My friends breaks down and runs out of the classroom.

[–]Spatulamarama 264 points265 points ago

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I used to love school until my teacher told me that I had to color the frogs green.

[–]dermballs 84 points85 points ago

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I wanted to know what a blue duck looked like so I decided to draw a blue duck.

[–]barkingllama 25 points26 points ago

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That's... quacktastic.

[–]lobido 7 points8 points ago

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Now I may need to draw one.

[–]AgentME 24 points25 points ago

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Hey, my teacher told us that we had to color the sheep white.

It was printed on white paper. We had white crayons we had to use.

[–]anotherkeebler 26 points27 points ago

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After my kindergarten class colored our own valentines, the teacher called my mother at home and told her in a worried tone that I'd done mine in black.

You remember Wilson from "Home Improvement"? Our Wilson behind the back yard fence was a retired child psychologist, and my mom bugged him all the damn time about whatever she was worried about, which, since I was the first kid, was pretty much everything. So she asked him about the black hearts I was drawing in class.

"You do know what that means, don't you?" he asked her.

"What?"

"It means that's his favorite color this week! Next week his valentines will be green, or purple, or have a bunch of stripes on them, or whatever the hell he's in the mood for, because he's four years old! Now go tell his teacher she's a goddamn idiot and to quit bothering you with this junk!"

[–]Hubso 14 points15 points ago

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I remember colouring-in a bunch of dinosaurs using high-lighter pens, so they were all brightly coloured pink, yellow and blue. My teacher told me to do it again using the "correct" colours, I told her that no-one knows what the correct colours are, she told me that doesn't matter and I should use the colours displayed in the text book.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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mine told me if I put any more paint onto my cardboard it'd disintegrate. I was crushed, because I worked really hard on that painting.

[–]DarkShadowFox 12 points13 points ago

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Fuck those teachers. I did whatever the fuck I wanted to do in Art class and never got any stickers at the end of class as a result. I'm no famous artist, but I think my art skills turned out pretty damn good.

[–]Failcake 6 points7 points ago

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Our art teacher used to get ridiculously pissed off if we got the slightest amount of paint on anything. Even the tables, which were only used for that art class. She tried to make another kid stay in at lunch for spilling a tiny bit of paint on the floor, but the (real) teacher just said no. She was awful. She even had one of those stupid berets that she always wore.

[–]iamgoodatphotoshop 8 points9 points ago

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[–]aspmaster 7 points8 points ago

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In kindergarten I was paired up with this Asian kid to paint a picture of apples. He started to paint them purple and I was like "there are no purple apples!" then he told me there were in China, and I didn't want to be mean so I went along with it.

What a dick

[–]johnylaw 6 points7 points ago

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Reminds me of Faynmen. When he was talking about how art classes are taught he said the teacher can't tell you your lines are too thick, because somewhere there's an artist who made thick lines work.

[–]dennman80 6 points7 points ago

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One of my favorite songs (Okay, I'm old!) "Flowers Are Red" by Harry Chapin

[http://www.lyricsdepot.com/harry-chapin/flowers-are-red.html]

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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To be fair, crayon skills are very important.

For example, I gave a formal presentation once for a multi-million dollar contract, and I accidentally colored outside the lines with the crayons, and we didn't get the contract.

That, and colored pencils. And cursive writing. And little things cut out of felt, to be stuck on a board covered with felt. In fact, I feel that my entire inability to compete in the fast-paced business world of today is a precipitation of my lack of skills at essential elementary school processes that are readily grasped by the competition. I still suck at making mimeos, and I'm so bad at it they won't let me run the film strip projector anymore.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Oh absolutely. I drew up the blueprints for a new building I was in charge of designing and when I colored it in with crayon, I went outside of the lines quite a bit I must admit.

The workers in charge of painting the building after it was constructed kept throwing paint off the side of the building in order to accurately follow the designs, but of course the paint wouldn't hang in mid air so it just fell to the ground.

Also I never got the hang of dodge ball, so when we play our daily Corporate Dodge Ball I can never really fit in. It is quite an embarrassment.

[–]NeedsNewName 29 points30 points ago

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This happened to me.I was nine. I'm forty-six now, and remember it like yesterday.

[–]OvenCookie 12 points13 points ago

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Same here, I'm 21. I was colouring a picture of The Very Hungry Caterpillar and I coloured the face green and the body Orange.

She screamed at me. I cried :(

The Very Hungry Caterpillar

[–]cyberjet189 6 points7 points ago

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I love that book!

[–]Bic823 7 points8 points ago

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This exact same thing happened to me in Kindergarten. Forgot about it until now.

[–]CabernetSauvignon 36 points37 points ago

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I grew up in a family without a lot of disposable income. So the one Christmas in my life that I found actual, real toys under the Christmas Tree on Christmas Day was one of the happiest moments of my childhood. I brought my ninja turtle action figures to school and my friend and I were caught playing with them during class. Ms. Mcleod confiscated them, and told me that I'd get them back at the end of the school year.

I didn't mind the condescending little rants she'd have publicly about me (I was oblivious), nor did I mind the random and unjust detentions she'd give me every other day. But the poker face and "what toys?" she responded with when I asked for my toys back still is the most disappointing points in my life.

I was stuck with this bitch for two consecutive years, and I broke down when the second year finally finished. I still recall counting down the number of days left with her; she actually made me feel as though I was a naughty kid and that I was always in the wrong as well.

Ms. Mcleod, Had it not been for some truly positive and inspirational role models after you, I'd have turned out a pretty fucked up kid.

[–]Honztastic 16 points17 points ago

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Dude, look her up and tell her she's a bitch. That'll help you and hopefully scar her back a bit. Please, do it for us.

[–]peanutsfan1995 110 points111 points ago* 

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Mrs. R.

  • Made 2 of my friends break down in the same class. Effectively told them that they were horrible students, said they should be in low level classes, and told them outright that they would never amount to anything. All because they accidentally left their note cards in the car (they car pool, and the mother had to get to a meeting.)

  • (She also does the drama club) Sunday night, we're about halfway through the show. Then, I'm walking out to go to the bathroom. I see Julianne out of the corner of my eye. She's throwing up into the trash can. She asks me to tell Mrs. R and everyone else. I walk into the theatre (backstage) and tell Mrs. R. She goes out to deal with it. We heard her telling her "Stop throwing up. You're on in 5 minutes." As I was telling the people she had scenes with, Mrs. R comes back in. She starts yelling at me for whispering the news to them, saying that I'm irresponsible for telling them. It turned out that Alaska was able to change the script a bit so that she could get most of the plot points across. Mrs. R later claimed credit for this, despite the fact that she did nothing but complain about "whiny actresses".

  • The day of a test, Jackie walked in. She was pretty upset. Me and two other friends go over and ask her what's wrong. Turns out, her dad got a new job and she had to move to the West Coast. Midway through the test, she starts tearing up and sobbing a little bit. Bridget walks over to comfort her, talk with her and such. Mrs. R shouts at both of them, accuses Bridget of cheating and gives Jackie a detention and a 0 for disrupting class.

  • Midterms were a rough time for me. The weekend before, I tried to slit my wrists and failed. Finally told my friend about it. She told the social worker and on the day of our literature midterm, I went to the hospital. Well, since I was freaking out, ready to jump out the window, and just downcast, I got a 37. Even after having my intake doctor call her, send her medical forms, and showing her the interview transcripts, she refused to let me retake the test.

  • Gave my friend a week of detention for something quite inane (untucked shirt). When we questioned it, she said "Well, I can't give her a detention for being a lousy dyke, so I guess a uniform violation will have to do."

Oh freshman literature. How I hated you. (I have more stories if people want them)

I have returned from dinner and will be answering your questions!

[–]hippocloud 24 points25 points ago

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... go on

[–]peanutsfan1995 75 points76 points ago* 

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  • One day, Kyle came in, looking a little worse for wear. On the announcements, they said that his grandmother (a big donor to the school) had passed away. Lit class was first period. We all take our seats, but first pay our respects. His grandmother was really awesome and was mote of a second parent, often filling in for his dad. She was really the only one in the family who supported his dream of going into writing. Anyways, Mrs. R comes in. She looks at him directly and says "I hope she enjoys hell." Kyle's grandma was progressive and had helped set up a Planned Parenthood clinic in town.

  • Same kid, Kyle. We had to do a creative writing assignment for a quarter project. Kyle, being Kyle, puts in at least three times as much work as any of us. He had long been working on a... mythos, I suppose you could call it, and was writing his short story to tie into it. At the end of the project, he put a 16 page story, 7 drafts, at least 30 pages of notes, and a timeline which helped understand the story in relation to all of the content on her desk. This is clearly "A" material, especially if you read the story, which was amazing. Two weeks later, she hands it back. A C-, barely. She then told him that he would always fail and should give up on his dream.

And with that, I'm off to dinner! I shall be back with the ling winded responses soon!

EDIT: Back from dinner. Taking questions/requests for stories.

[–]vbullinger 20 points21 points ago

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This woman is evil. Please tell us more when you get back from dinner.

[–]MelkorTheGreat 15 points16 points ago

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I would've slapped her after the grandma comment. There's no excuse to be like that.

[–]peanutsfan1995 7 points8 points ago

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Oh, I wish I could! I heard someone flipped her off at graduation. Is that good enough for now?

[–]Graan 14 points15 points ago

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Whoa. Didn't the kids ever complain to their parents and try to get the teacher expelled?

[–]poopdawg 8 points9 points ago

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How is Kyle doing now?

[–]peanutsfan1995 18 points19 points ago

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Eh, not so great. Turns out, he's a white supremacist. Thus, I don't talk with him anymore.

[–]intellos 11 points12 points ago

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Holy shit, where is this hideous place?

[–]peanutsfan1995 13 points14 points ago

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Connecticut suburbs

[–]totesawesomefersh 6 points7 points ago

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The phrase "Turns out, he's a white supremacist" is apparently VERY FUNNY to me. I didn't know until this very minute.

[–]Bargain 6 points7 points ago

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I would like to hear more

[–]peanutsfan1995 41 points42 points ago

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  • So, my two favorite authors are Chuck Palahaniuk and Ernest Hemmingway. One day, she asked who are favorite authors are, and of course I give that answer. She then proceeds to tell me that Palahaniuk is a hack who has no talent, and Hemmingway was a sell out. I calmly point out that Fight Club is one of the most impressive and loaded novels ever written, explaining it's views on globalization, the masculine requirements of men in society, the effects of absent fathers, Marxism, violence as an intense form of pyscho-therapy, and so on. She dismisses it as ranting, despite several classmates backing me up. I ask her if she's ever read it. She replied no, and carried on about how Hemmingway was a sell out, and how Dickens and (Victor) Hugo were and are far better. I pointed out that both of them wrote in syndicated installments, and often drew out their books so that they could be paid more. Detention for three days.

  • The rehearsals before the play. Oh god. During break, we liked to go outside for a few minutes and get sone fresh air. We had to be inside in 45 minutes. Well, Thursday, we were tossing around the frisbee and Dylan tripped and slashed his heel on a rock. Someone ran inside to grab our choir teacher's first aid kit. We sterilized it, threw some gauze on, and gave him some aspirin. When the bleeding stopped and he could walk, we went to the door. Locked. We waited for 15 minutes, trying all of the doors and calling everyone who was inside. Meanwhile, it's 49 degrees and we're freezing. We manage to get a hold of our choir teacher (who is probably the most AWESOME teacher ever) and she tells us that Mrs. R locked us out to 'teach us a lesson' and had told everyone that if they let us in before 45 minutes ha passed, they would be kicked out of the play and would get detention for a week. Ms. S (the choir teacher) told us that she had a spare set of keys in her car. When we got in, Dylan is bleeding again and somebody has a horrible cough. Mrs. R proceeds to scream her lungs out at Dylan for getting blood on the stage when we did the next dance number.

[–]9bpm9 15 points16 points ago

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For future reference, never give someone who is bleeding, aspirin. It inhibits the clumping of platelets and will take longer for a clot to form.

[–]picsnap 8 points9 points ago

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I'm sorry. I had teachers kind of being dick-ish at certain moments and I got in arguments with them ( I mean like debates on the logistics of their approach to the situation, which usually involved me asking questions), but it was nowhere near this. Seriously I would lose it if I had to deal with this teacher.

[–]peanutsfan1995 8 points9 points ago

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Oh, one kid went ballistic. He wasn't in my class, but we all heard. She kept being so stubborn, he flipped his desk. Then again, he did have some issues (wanting to cleanse the world of the unholies), so it was bound to happen...

[–]Honztastic 7 points8 points ago

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Dude. Please post some stories of this cunt getting some comeuppance.

[–]Mile_Marker 4 points5 points ago

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oh my god she actually gave you detention for the first one? and the principal approved of this?

[–]peanutsfan1995 6 points7 points ago

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Thankfully, no. I argued to the principal who (thankfully) happens to like me. He managed to talk her out of giving me the detention. All of the other detentions I mentioned went through, except for maybe one, but I'm not sure. Though, after that, I did find 10 points missing on my next test...

[–]Snifit 60 points61 points ago

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My 7th grade math teacher would squirt you with a water bottle if she was pissed at you, and I had about a dozen pens thrown at me. I also said "crap" in the classroom once after I spilled some juice, and was forced to stand outside, in the pouring, unforgiving Washington rain for just over an hour. I got pneumonia, and had to miss a week of school.

Naturally, she yelled at me for missing so much work.

[–]sastrone 25 points26 points ago

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Ahh... Ms. Gibson.

[–]Snifit 30 points31 points ago

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I swear she was the physical manifestation of an Elder God. She had it out for /everyone/, and it seemed like the destruction of human society was her only goal.

[–]peanutsfan1995 21 points22 points ago

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You and sastrone are friends I take it?

[–]Snifit 18 points19 points ago

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Yep. Known each other for a while now.

He was lucky enough to never have her as a teacher.

[–]peanutsfan1995 14 points15 points ago

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Ah, I see. I was unsure as to whether this became a part of school folk lore.

[–]I_TYPE_IN_ALL_CAPS 23 points24 points ago

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would squirt you with a water bottle if she was pissed at you,

THAT'S ASSAULT NOW.

[–]sheeprevolution 28 points29 points ago

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In preschool my teacher duck-taped me to my chair because I was drinking too much water from the water fountain. Another teacher pulled me off the ground by the back of my shirt in the first grade because I was crying in the corner.

Edit: I got them both fired.

[–]digitalwasteland 27 points28 points ago

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Middle School, Sharon Sandifer, 1994 First Baptist Christian School. Told me that because I draw/liked art - I would "never amount to anything in life." Deliberately targeted me and picked on me to incite a reaction for disciplinary actions regularly to make an example of me, and I cannot be more clear/honest about this, I was a model student as far as my behavior went. If anyone wants to set fire to her home, I wouldn't mind it.

[–]ryugan 5 points6 points ago

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I think her home might experience a freak electrical fire sometime in the near future...

[–]kyungbene 175 points176 points ago

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Mrs. Oneil, that bitch stole my holographic Alakazam card and I will never forget.

[–]Haziba 102 points103 points ago

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I bet it won her many battles

[–]dadRabbit 82 points83 points ago

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Bitch was rolling with rocket.

[–]kyungbene 12 points13 points ago

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I doubt it, she let me keep my meowth

[–]apodesu 17 points18 points ago

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Is it legal for teachers to confiscate expensive things and keep them? I recall some complaints about people getting their phones jacked, and I heard horror stories about confiscated 1st ed foil charizards...aren't some phones equivalent to that moneywise?

[–]picnicnapkin 16 points17 points ago

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One of those cards would go for around 250 bucks. So yes I would say some phones are definitely equivalent. I wouldn't have given the card to the bitch, I'll take a few detentions rather than hand her 250 bucks. Feels funny saying that going into fourth year uni haha

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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UGH. My English teacher took my bouncy ball, my Uno card set, AND MY FUCKING LIMITED EDITION PIKACHU CARD I GOT FROM THE MOVIE. FUCK HER.

[–]aweb31 38 points39 points ago

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That cunt.

[–]lumio 9 points10 points ago

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Is there no justice in this God forsaken world?

[–]Nickdanger3rdEye 9 points10 points ago

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My teacher took my holographic raichu (I fucking loved that card) during class, and someone stole it off her desk (she didn't care).

I hated that cunt.

[–]squishipickles 7 points8 points ago

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I had a teacher in elementary school who confiscated my binder of Pokemon cards and when I got them back at the end of the day he had taken some of my top cards for his son.

[–]supertossed 20 points21 points ago

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One of the teachers at the elementary school I went to got caught by those Perverted Justice people that were on Dateline To Catch a Predator. This is his chat log. Fortunately I lucked out and never had him as a teacher, although his classroom was right next door.

[–]Leadboy 9 points10 points ago

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That was THE creepiest thing I have ever read on the internet. :|

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When I was in the fifth grade, I was one of three monitors for a kindergarten class. Being a class monitor meant watching the class, making sure the kids played nice, washed their hands, etc.

For some reason, I crept between the rocking chair and the bookshelf. (I think it was because I dropped something important there.) Now this kindergarten class had two teachers, and one of them spotted my feet dangling out behind the chair. She pulled me from behind the chair, then pulled me up by the hair, and started screaming, "WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEHIND THE CHAIR? (turning to the other teacher) HE WAS HIDING BEHIND THE CHAIR!!!" This was done in front of 30 kindergartners who were just staring in shock. It was pretty traumatizing; still couldn't forget about it to this day. Forgot the bitch's name.

[–]darktask 5 points6 points ago

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WTF?! did she hide her stash behind the chair or something?

[–]wombey2010 36 points37 points ago

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Well i had a teacher that liked to be a jerk to me for no reason. If i dropped anything I was immediateley told to pick it up and stop throwing stuff. One time she told me i will never amount to anything in my life and that i was a failure. I replied with "So are you"

[–]Zagrobelny 9 points10 points ago

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So what happened next? Did you go unpunished for that remark?

[–]beissemj 16 points17 points ago

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Trigonometry, my junior year of high school. I was having trouble understanding how the unit circle related to sin/cos. She called me dumb and said I shouldn't pursue a career in math.

I went ahead and got my Undergraduate degree in Computer Engineering and currently work as an engineer for a fortune 100 company. Fuck you bitch.

[–]KimJongChill 16 points17 points ago

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My second grade teacher picked up my pencil box and slammed it across the room because I was too slow at writing in cursive, telling me to pick it and all its scattered contents up. Mrs. Markart was her name, but the Mrs. didn't really mean anything. It's just that she had been divorced so many times she was done with switching honorifics.

She was also my neighbor for a year or so. It was the height of summer and she had a dog in heat in her backyard. I went to stay with my grandparents for a month and when I came back my mom told me that my male basset hound had died from heatstroke after sitting by her fence for two days waiting for a piece of tail. Someone could have done something, but I blame her for leaving an attractive nuisance in her backyard.

[–]crescentfresh 32 points33 points ago

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Entire school staff. Highlights:

  • principal decided a bunch of us were in a room we were not suppose to be in. Resolution: punches each of us in the arm as we exit the room
  • threw up in class. Resolution: principals office, chug half a bottle of Pepto Bismol, back to class to clean up my mess in front of everyone
  • too scared to ask for a bathroom break: pissed in my pants, got strapped for not asking. (also, once saw another girl shit in her chair for the same reason)
  • one day Mrs Sheppard decided there were too many of us running during recess on the playground. Resolution: we all got open-palm strapped with a piece of wood. It broke off on my hand after 1 strap luckily.
  • My best friend accidentally cut my hand with a mis-directed rock during recess. Resolution: principal straps him with 12-inch leather in front of me as part of his punishment
  • Got whipped by 3 different teachers (and my dad) when each of them failed to communicate to the next person that they already whipped me. In my dad's defense when he found out 3 teachers had already whipped me he was pissed. Me, I had no idea 4 beatings in one day was suppose to be uncalled for
  • laughed at for correcting my 2nd grade teacher that the pronounciation is "waTer", not "waTHer"
  • forced to drink cod liver oil before morning class everyday for 2 years, until they became available in pill form
  • forced to join choir

[–]peanutsfan1995 25 points26 points ago

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Shit man. Where/when did you go to school?

[–]fidelcastro1926 45 points46 points ago

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1860s, I suspect.

[–]ColdHardCache 13 points14 points ago

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ugh, choir.

[–]SeymourLevov 45 points46 points ago

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mr obrien

the first time you chewed gum in class you had to put it in a jar with other kids' gum from previous infractions

the second time you chewed gum in class you had to take a piece out of said jar and chew it

looking back, it was genius, i don't remember anyone having to actually do it.

[–]frsh2fourty 14 points15 points ago

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I'd like to see the disciplinary action taken against a student who refused to comply with such an unsanitary punishment...

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 4 points5 points ago

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I would have purposely gotten caught twice just to defy his attempt at punishing me.

[–]Afronanny 12 points13 points ago

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That's both genius and horrifying. I'm not sure word which fits it more.

[–]ProfSeverusSnape 16 points17 points ago

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The cruelest teachers for me we all of the ones who didn't care if you learned anything. The ones who prepped you for the exams, only caring that the grades were good enough to receive more government money. Now two teachers I had, a husband a wife, were known in the school as the meanest, but to me they were the greatest teachers I had in high school. They worked you hard and expected great things from every single student, and worked hard to make that happen. Thanks Mr. and Mrs. P

[–]doomflower 31 points32 points ago

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Mr. Rutter, my HS drama teacher. I gave him a Christmas card -- not a religious one, just a 'Happy Holidays' one -- then he looked at me, smiled, thanked me -- and while still looking at me, tossed it straight into the trash.

[–]jbeanpug 64 points65 points ago

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When I was in the fifth grade, my class got in trouble for not picking up after ourselves during lunch. The janitor Jerry left all of the trash from the previous class on the table to teach us a lesson. He informed us that we would be cleaning it up or we would have to eat in filth.

My whole class boycotted it besides myself and another girl. We began to clean the garbage up despite our peers' protests. Mrs. Taylor (a teacher who was known for having a mean streak) then came in. She saw me standing on a chair in order to get some trash from the table.

She rushed over, grabbed me by the arm and pulled me to the front of the cafeteria. Then she yelled at me in front of three classes for standing on a table. It was humiliating because I started crying. She didn't even ask why I was standing on the table or yell at the disobedient kids for being jerks to the janitor.

[–]chimpastronaut 72 points73 points ago

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When I was a kid I ALWAYS fucking cried when I didn't understand why I was in trouble.

[–]wtmh 26 points27 points ago

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The pie chart showing "Reasons I've cried." is at least 80% this.

[–]apodesu 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah me too. Then I stopped crying altogether because I got in more trouble for crying. I now have defunct eyes. lol

[–]chimpastronaut 9 points10 points ago

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"If you don't stop crying I'm going to hit you even more"

-My Parents

[–]famousninja 14 points15 points ago

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I had a similar story:

When I went to primary school I was super interested in learning. First 2 years were awesome, getting along with people and having a blast. I never made enemies, but when I switched from the Prep-1-2 to the 3-4 classes, shit got fucking real. I managed to get put in a class with a teacher who seemed to foster the anti intellectual attitude of the older students, and the proceed to humiliate anyone who was different, overly smart, or overly funny.

I spent one year in his class, and the following shit happened:

  • My first assignment was on important animals. I chose insects because I thought they were awesome. I had worked like a motherfucker on this, with about 3 x A3 sheets of info about all these different bugs and how awesome they were (even wasps!) He sat through it all, and then spent 10 minutes berating me for not picking an animal. (apparently insects aren't animals, because they don't have blood) I was so shocked, I burst into tears, walked out and refused to go back for the rest of the day.

  • At the school swimming carnival, he pointed out that because of the fact that I wasn't wearing board shorts, I had a massive hard-on. I still hear about this one to this day from certain people I try to avoid.

  • Because of the atmosphere in the class, I became lazy, because there was no point in trying to actually succeed, because it would blow up in my face. I then was told off in front of everyone for not handing in a maths sheet on time. I called bullshit on him, took one of the sheets, finished it in ten minutes, in front of him, and handed it back. I got a suspension for that one because I was bullying the less intelligent children.

  • I was friends with the token ADHD kid, and was always involved with his hijinks at some point or another. It was all harmless, but both of us ended suspended for three days because we thought that a project about dinosaurs needed to have vivid descriptions and illustrations about what would happen if dinosaurs were let loose in our hometown, and after we returned to class, we were separated from the other kids in special cubicles by the teacher because we were 'mentally unstable'.

  • Lastly, he failed me for the entire year because of the dinosaur incident, stating that I would never be able to function in society. Two days later I magically got a pass mark. Turns out my old man went and had a 'chat' with him. He still has a smug look on his face when I ask him about it.

I never really recovered from that, and became a lazy, introverted freak who was more interested in pranks and having fun than pleasing teachers. It was only when I started music things turned around.

[–]kaosjester 4 points5 points ago

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Please elaborate on your dad's role in all of this.

[–]MockDeath 50 points51 points ago

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In the fourth grade I had a teacher who told me that I would never amount to anything due to how terrible I am with English, and that I should stick to a field that doesn't involve any writing. Same teacher also had us pick words out of a dictionary and once a week write up 20 words that were new to us and their definition. I remember having picked malleable and getting chewed out for picking such a dumb word with no use..

Seriously made me not try to do anything in regards to English for years.

[–]seanomenon 60 points61 points ago

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WTF? Malleable is a very useful word. For example: "That awful teacher was a poor influence on your malleable young mind."

[–]jforeman1988 13 points14 points ago

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MockDeath was terrible at English, luckily his ambitions were very malleable and he went onto greater things, his teacher died trying to lick his own ass.

[–]addicted2soysauce[!] 14 points15 points ago* 

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I was diagnosed with ADHD in 7th grade. Once my teachers and parents knew what was causing the slip in my grades they tried a variety of treatment and medication. It took some time to adjust.

However, my 7th grade science teacher took a different approach. We had to file into a line at the beginning of class and take our work up to his desk at the front of the room for grading. The first couple of times I failed to turn homework in he publicly humiliated me and made smart ass comments for the class to hear and laugh at. The next couple of times I didn't turn it in he just kept quiet. I then started turning it in on a regular basis but each time he publicly humiliated me for turning it in. I don't mean just a couple of times, I mean the entire remaining half of the school year and all 5 days of the week. There was always at least a loud joke and the class would laugh because I completed my assignment.

Really now, what kind of dickhead chastises a young child with a learning disability for trying to learn and improve his grades?

TLDR: My 7th grade science teacher humiliated me in front of the class every day for turning in my homework.

[–]Jrix 15 points16 points ago

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Third grade was when I became an atheist.

Somehow the subject was brought up in class and I said I didn't believe in god. She made me stand outside much of the day.

And this was a public school. I was too young so I had no idea that what she was doing was wrong or anything.

Ironically, my parents blamed my atheism on my teacher, sigh.

[–]dadRabbit 13 points14 points ago

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My 7th grade math teacher, told me I wouldn't amount to anything in front of the class. I stood up and called her a bitch, left the class and walked straight to the detention hall, best week of detention ever. After that she never looked me in the eyes or said a single word to me. Felt good.

[–]ManUnitdFan 12 points13 points ago

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Mr. Harrison, 10th grade. We would read a novel over the course of a week, with no instruction from the teacher as to what we should be looking for. On the day we were supposed to have finished the book, we were given a 5-question quiz on random trivia from the novel, which I frequently didn't remember because I didn't think it was important. Like, for instance, what was the color of Holden's brother's hair in "Catcher in the Rye?"

The best part of a 5-question quiz is if, like me, you couldn't remember the answer to two of the questions, congratulations. You just got a 60% and a D-, despite having read the book. It struck me as being completely ridiculous and unfair, and I hated him for it.

[–]destroyman1337 11 points12 points ago

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Ms. de Armendi in 6th and 8th grade. She was my social studies teacher and a really loud Cuban lady. She would start off the class with a soft voice, then 5 minutes in would yell whatever she needed to say for no reason. Its not like oh I am projecting my voice yelling, its STOP PISSING ME OFF YOU STUPID MIDDLE SCHOOL KIDS kind of yelling. Ask her a question and her response was to belittle the person while yelling in their ear.

I didnt even remember learning anything in that class, all I remember was assigned seats and getting yelled at.

She also called my mom at work, on her cell phone, at home, and at my emergency contact number just to say that I got a B on an assignment...

She was also racist against black people and believed Cubans were the greatest people ever. I did one of the most crappiest project in all of the class, but since I did it on Cuba I got an A. My cousin had her and I told him to do that project and he got an A too...

[–]Sticks45andStones 11 points12 points ago

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I went to a private school for 3rd grade. The teacher was an old cunt. I wasn't allowed to wear glasses during gym or recess (despite my eyesight, even then, being incredibly poor) so I had poor coordination during those times (since I couldn't see). She thought I was retarded. Even though I was reading at a 10th grade level at that point she put me in a remedial phonics class for special ed students. She had a rule where all math problems had to be done on graphing paper and each problem had to be exactly 7 squares down from the end of the last problem, and each successive line had to be 3 squares indented and 2 squares down from from the previous line. If even one was the incorrect number of squares she would give it a 0. When we would read plays she would assign me girl parts and then a few minutes later fake a surprised look and go "Oh, you're a boy. Never mind you won't be reading." If my parents forgot or couldn't pay for the school lunches she would pin a note to my shirt and make me wear it for the entire day (as if it were my fault my parents were incompetent).

Fortunately she is now dead and hopefully rotting in hell.

[–]nicolaib211v 10 points11 points ago

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Mrs. Nachtigal, my 4th grade substitute...

I don't even remember what I was asked, just that I didn't know. So I said...

'I don't know'
'Well maybe you would know if you weren't so stupid.'
The class gasped.
'What?! He's stupid! Everybody knows it!'

I work with NASA now... fucking bitch. She can rot.

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[–]balchynz 29 points30 points ago

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Wouldnt that make him the best teacher?

[–]Spatulamarama 13 points14 points ago

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I could use a coke.

[–]You_know_THAT_guy 3 points4 points ago

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Safeway is the biggest coke dealer in town.

[–]6995 21 points22 points ago

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Ms. Murray. 5th grade. She threw chalk at me. S'all good though, I used to go up to the school on voting days (it was the local polling place, and a few blocks from my house) and rape her candy jar.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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as in stick your penis in the jar?

[–]ninjajoshy 17 points18 points ago

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No, other way around

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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Stick your jar in the Penis?

[–]ABC3PO 7 points8 points ago

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I hope so... that'd be the best revenge ever.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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You and I define revenge very very differently.

[–]CMXI 7 points8 points ago

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I kinda skip around sometimes when reading posts, and this is what I read here:

Ms. Murray....threw chalk at me. S'all good though, I used to go up to the school....and rape her....

[–]6995 11 points12 points ago

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Wow... I'd be interested to know what you take away from certain books. :P

[–]DrTetromino 11 points12 points ago

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The elementary school's music teacher, Ms. Brown. While in her class in fourth grade, a kid behind me kept kicking the back of my chair. This went on for days and days, despite me telling him to stop. Eventually, he told me to "Shut up, you gay bastard." That was the last straw. I immediately raised my hand to tell her what happened.

"Ms. Brown! He just called me a-"

"Don't tattletale. Be quiet."

I just about cried, and I told my regular teacher about after I got out of her class. She took care of punishing the kid, but I don't think anything ever happened to Ms. Brown. Though one day the next year, I embarrassed her in front of of the principal during an evaluation and she bitched at me the next day in front of the class. But it was so worth it.

[–]Kapitol29 4 points5 points ago

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How'd you embarrass her?

[–]DrTetromino 8 points9 points ago

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I think it was some minor behavior thing/horseplay. I don't remember. But I do remember the bitching. She got pissed off at people over the littlest things. Hell, she once yelled at me from switching my name on papers from Tommy to Thomas, telling me I should pick one name and stick with it.

[–]brentlewiis 9 points10 points ago* 

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sister mary therese. she cheated me out of a slot in the interdiocesan spelling bee because i corrected her when she said it was impossible for a volcano to have snow on it.

[–]abbeycrombie 49 points50 points ago

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When I was five years old, I moved to a new school district and my mom sent me to a summer camp to make friends. I was painfully shy though, so I used to talk to the teacher every day. She apparently found it annoying and said 'Do you ever shut up?'

[–]mootiechazam 13 points14 points ago

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I work with pre-k special needs kids. The speech therapists spend most of their time getting many of these kids to talk. Once they start they don't stop. Then we all make the joke "now can you teach them to stop?" and then we beam because we're so fucking proud of them.

[–]Icoop 12 points13 points ago

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Pfft, my mom used to say this to me on a daily basis at that age.

[–]abbeycrombie 14 points15 points ago

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Haha so did my mom, but teachers are paid to put up with that kind of stuff though.

[–]BadBromance 9 points10 points ago

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It's a tie for me.

I had a spanish teacher in the 10th grade that told me I was going to go to hell when I came out of the closet. She was a staunch catholic and nothing I said got her in any sort of trouble.

Then I had a racist economics teacher in the 12th grade that belittled my Hispanic heritage underhandedly multiple times. When I decided to just drop her class and stop taking her bullshit was when, after having complained to the Principal to no avail, (Backstory, I went to an all-black school. I was one of 5 non-black kids in the entire school, no lie) during black history month we where doing a verbal pop quiz on civil rights leaders. Out of the 20 kids in my class I was the only one to get the answer right. She was furious and slammed her guidebook down and yelled "Oh he's going to tell us about black history?! The Mexican is going to tell me about black history?!"

I became livid and just packed my shit up and walked out. Failed that class and had to take it again next semester, but worth it for standing up for myself I think. edit for sloppiness

[–]HideousInfant 11 points12 points ago

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I'm a bit late to this thread, but what the heck, why not?

8th Grade Honors English. We'll call the teacher Mrs. Choksondik, since I miss old episodes of South Park. She was this single woman in her late forties who never had married, and to my knowledge, wasn't in a relationship. She lived with a few dogs, and wouldn't shut up about them. Ms. Choksondik was an avid smoker. We would often hear some bit of gossip about her locking her classroom's doors for a cigarette break during lunch periods. Her breath reeked of cigarettes, and so did all the papers she handed back.

She was a total bitch to the students in her class who weren't amongst her favorites.

I had forgotten about one assignment, and she asked me to turn in the sheet anyway. I got it back with a note explaining the assignment. She ended it with "Sorry you chose not to participate. Hope you have no aspirations to participate in 9th grade honors English - at this rate, you won't come close to qualifying, Tho not due to talent."

Now what Ms. Choksondik didn't seem to acknowledge was the fact that I was an A student in her honors english class, and because I scored in some high percentile on some national middle school level test that didn't matter, l was landed in her study hall which she referred to as "GEO" -- "General Enrichment Options"

Let's talk about GEO.

I was in GEO from 6th to 8th grade. At the start of the year, she'd invite all 15 or so kids who had qualified to have a chat about the plans for the year - including a chess club, mock trial, debate, etc. She handed these out as papers, asking us to check the boxes that interested us and hand the papers in. None of these plans ever went into effect during each of the three years that I was in middle school. Instead, GEO was a study hall where us "nerds" sat and played linerider and simcity3000 while the more "popular" ones (in terms of middle school politics) sat and gossiped. A few kids played chess, which was the closest thing we had to this whole "chess club" deal -- and she had nothing to do with a few casual games of chess. I always felt that it was unfair to the rest of the honors kids who sat around in study halls where any talking whatsoever received scolding or detentions.

Anyway, let's explain my biggest quarrel with this teacher.

After reading Poe's The Telltale Heart, she gave us an opportunity to write a "Dark Tale," as the handout labelled the assignment. She read a few pissweak examples, which were mostly middle-school ghost stories. I didn't want to write about some haunted house, or some ghost. I wanted to write something dark.

My story was about a homeless man who regularly begged on the sidewalk outside of a bank. He was met with little sympathy, and often little change. His only companion in life was a little dachshund. Over the span of a few days during which he receives very little money, he notices that many people notice his dog, stop to pet him, and move along. In an act of desperation, the homeless man cuts a small gash in his dog's leg so that it can hobble around and attract sympathy. The story ended with him buying some food from a street vendor, eating half of the meal and putting the other half in front of his dog, who only whimpered and did not eat.

When I received the paper, which reeked heavily of cigarettes, I saw that Ms. Choksondik had written "See me after class."

She told me that my story was "concerning," and "sick." She went as far as comparing my writing to that of Jeffrey Dahmer; one of the school's few notable graduates.

Of course, I should have known better than to turn in this sort of "dark" story to someone whose only companions in life are a few dogs, but I didn't think she would overreact to this degree. She entirely missed the message of the story -- that people are more easily attracted to a cute little dog than to a man who is truly in need of some attention and help.

TL;DR: my 8th grade english teacher thought I was crazy after writing a barely edgy story.

Kudos if you read this.

[–]atomicthumbs 6 points7 points ago

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Jim. Sixth grade math teacher. Replacement for a substitute, after normal teacher had a stroke.

I asked if I could type the word problem assignment we were supposed to do on the computer, since I had sprained my wrist and had it in a brace. I could hardly hold a pencil, and it hurt to try to write.

He said I had to have a doctor's note. That bastard hated me.

[–]LoudMatt 7 points8 points ago* 

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Toss up:

Mrs. Szenda (as in "The Prisoner of 'S'zenda") in the 4th grade. What an absolute horror this worthless wretch of a woman was. She would regularly smack me (often in the face), pull my hair and insult me (and others) in class, in front of others, relentlessly and with great glee. This was in public school the 80s, not the 40s, and in the Northeast USA, not a small village in Kazakhstan.

Mr. Knapik in 5th grade. Would regularly turn my desk out on to the floor because it didn't meet his standards, so I had to sit there on my hands and knees stuffing things back into my desk. As I cleaned, I was continuously insulted by him. Good times.

[–]Wolfiepoo 15 points16 points ago

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Niels.

I was the cutest, little innocent 2nd grade girl, and we had this theme week where we were split in groups across our regular classes. (In Denmark we are typically in a permanent class of 24 classmates.) In this theme week I was first put in some random group, but since a lot of the other teachers adored me quite a lot, they actually put me in a group with some of my friends without me even having to ask!

I was very happy, and had a great monday - until lunch. This orange raisin-man teacher (you know, the type where it looks like they're made of thin, orange plastic over clay or something) called Niels, came up to me at lunch in the cafeteria while I was happily chattering away with my fellow girlies, and he just stands there, towering above me. (Actually, he was quite a short man, but I was a tiny little girl, so I guess that's besides the point...)

Anyways, he stands right next to my chair, looking down at me, and just slams his hands onto the table as his face suddenly turns from orange to a deep red. He starts talking to me in the meanest voice he could possibly manage, and tells me that I should've been with my team to swim-class today, how EXTREMELY BAD this behavior was, how he would contact my parents - and then he called me a spade. Yes, like a shovel. That's a pretty mean insult in my country, at least from a teacher to a student. I cried my eyes out, and he just left for the teachers office. He didn't even apologize when he found out that I had been put in another team and the whole deal was a misunderstanding - one of the female teachers who liked me came over and had to apologize for him.

That, and when we actually had swimming lessons with him, he changed right in front of us. That was a sight no innocent 2nd grade girls should have seen. Ever.

[–]celeryseed 9 points10 points ago

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What?? He changed into swimming trunks in front of you? That's really messed up.

[–]ProtossObserver 8 points9 points ago

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Second grade. It was Christmas swap and we were picking numbers to see who would go first. I got the last number in our whole class, and the teacher said something like "dumb kids finish last". She picked on me pretty much my whole grade 2 year, but that really stood out.

[–]palanhoop 7 points8 points ago

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Not really a teacher, but a guidance counselor in high school. She never liked my brother, who graduated right before I came into the school. Proceeded to tell me on the first day that I was too stupid to go into a Cicso program that my school had, and put me into microsoft word specialist. Told me throughout the year that I would never graduate and told my friends that if they "hung out with shit they would smell like shit", referring to me.

I switched guidance counselors in my sophmore year while threatening to get her fired, switched into a graphic arts program, got basically the entire staff on my side, and graduated with honors and numerous awards. Stupid bitch still made me miss Cisco though.

[–]sirbruce 6 points7 points ago

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Mrs. Halmich, 1st grade. We had a math test where one of the problems was 0 - 2 = _. I put down -2 (instead of 0), even though we hadn't been taught negative numbers yet. She marked it wrong. When I confronted her about it she said there was no such thing as negative numbers.

Bitch.

[–]serial_killer 8 points9 points ago

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I am reading this thread and would like you all to know I'm taking requests.

[–]jbass357 13 points14 points ago

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i have two, but both are related.

  1. my HS Advanced Placement Art Teacher. i had been taking college level art studies since my sophomore year in HS. the other teachers in the art department loved me to death. this one teacher hated me. when it came to hand out scholarships (she had won some "teacher of the year" award and got the last say on this scholarship to a NY Art school) she gave it to another girl in the class. the other teachers were furious.

you wanna know what that girl did with the massive scholarship? 4yrs after i graduated HS i was buying some beers. guess who has 3 kids and bagged my beers? this girl looks up at me and says "didn't we have a class together? yeah, we had Art class. i went to school, got pregnant, and dropped out. now i'm back in town living with my folks. you?"

i almost made three orphans that evening.

  1. my HS counselor. i didn't know my art school college options after the previous denied me. so i had to talk with him to get some guidance. right off, the guy asks me "are you still going to pursue art studies?" "of course, Mrs. so-n-so digs my stuff and i have a great looking portfolio..." he cuts me off and says " greeeaat, an other art school loser." he then makes some calls and sets up an interview/tour of the local community college. i was furious. that set me on a path of terrible circumstances in and out of colleges. now, i'm 28 and in an art school i enjoy. i'm also about to finally get my bachelors degree.

those two teachers ruined so many of my first right out of HS.

all that remains is.... revenge. revenge. that's all i want.

then pie.

[–]supernewf 8 points9 points ago

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My grade three teacher. She made the kid with leukemia take his baseball cap off in class, even though he begged her to let him keep it on because he was embarrassed that his hair had fallen out. He died a few years later. No idea what happened to the miserable old bitch.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I had a teacher who would turn all of us into apples if we misbehaved during class. Luckily, we were able to able to turn her into an apple, and then the janitor ate her.

[–]cecikierk 7 points8 points ago

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My ESL teacher during my sophomore year in high school said that she prefer Korean students over other nationalities.

Also she knew I couldn't see the board, so she put me in the very last row at the corner, next to a noisy fan.

[–]Yiehtk 3 points4 points ago

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I never had a teacher that was mean to me. A few were not very interested, sure, but not mean to me personally.

There was, however, this PE teacher in 8th grade who was a complete jerk to the class as a whole and never showed any respect to his classes. One time a student ran into a basketball pole during laps and punctured his ribs on the volleyball ring. He fell to the ground in complete agony. The teacher thought he was joking and told him to get up, yelling at everyone because we stopped our laps and were panicking because our classmate was in pain on the ground!

Eventually the teacher, after about two or three minutes, realized that the kid was not joking. You think he would have realized that from the pain he was in. Our class never forgave that teacher.

[–]their 5 points6 points ago

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If you ever said um or er in one of my teachers classes it would be an immediate after school detention (hour).

You would get one detention for ever time you said it.

Not really cruel, but it certainly did improve our ability of stringing together a sentence and thinking of what to say beforehand.

[–]autumnus 3 points4 points ago

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My high school guidance counselor told me I'm not as strong as I think I am. Then she stared at me triumphantly. I was too dumbstruck that that came out of her mouth to think of a retort.

[–]spiffinggoodlarf 3 points4 points ago

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My High School PE teacher called me fat.

[–]jrandom 7 points8 points ago

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Were you?

[–]spiffinggoodlarf 6 points7 points ago

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Yes, I still am. :'(

[–]joe-king 4 points5 points ago* 

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My Kindergarten teacher told me to get a haircut or she would put curlers in my hair and make me wear a dress. I kept this communication between us a secret for for a while, I don't know why. I was very distressed and did not want to go back to school, my mom finally got it out of me, she confronted the teacher,she denied it and called me a liar, the principle backed her up.

TL;DR Learned at 5 years old that he most powerful being in the known universe is a mean spirited liar and authority figures are not necessarily worthy of respect.

Edit: punctuation

[–]Mathochistic 2 points3 points ago

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Mrs. Morgan - 9th grade drama

She made me sing in front of the whole class while I had strep throat, then felt free to let everyone mock me for the rest of the day. Eventually she threw me out of class for doing a monologue about sex.

Fuck you, Mrs. Morgan, fuck you to hell.

[–]TheMarshma 5 points6 points ago

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Mrs. Stepleton, I had really bad asthma as a kid, asthma attacks once or twice a month with me waking up unable to breathe, "suffocating slamming on my parents door for help" kind of asthma. But I never missed school because of it. Well I would breathe hard after asthma attacks and my teacher teased me for it, she would point out to the class how I sounded like Darth Vadar and breathed like a horse. More than once she did this, and I was only in third grade...

[–]punctual 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, man. My 3rd grade teacher, Mrs. Christenbury, known to students as "Mrs. Poisonberry," was super cruel. Not only did she spank me in front of the class, but also she decided my BFF Julie and I were "too close as friends" and we were not allowed to talk to each other ever again (I am a girl). It was horrible. I will NEVER FORGET.

[–]bernardolv 7 points8 points ago

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Not really cruel, just a funny teacher story.

There's a teacher at my college known for being hard on the grading. So anyways, the second day of school he is taking assitance and notices that there's less people in the classroom. (people usually drop out of courses after the first they depending on the teacher's attitude, and he tends to scare them off)

So anyways someone says, "They dropped out of the class" to which i jokingly tell him "You scared them professor". At this point he turns towards this emo guy in my class (full emo hair, think tokyo hotel guy, black polished nails). He just points at him and says, "Sir, I think YOU scared them off".

[–]tylermbell 3 points4 points ago

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ms. burda

a science teacher who was as old as time. she saw it as natural for no one to speak or laugh, she reminded me of movie teachers. she didn't know too much about the subject matter i believe, and tormented us with passive aggressive rules

[–]specialk16 3 points4 points ago

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Math teacher from high school. He was hilarious though. I remember this time when I couldn't get this problem right, so in the end I left a half-made solution, and solved the problem with a calculator and put it there hoping he wouldn't notice. Of course he noticed. He asked me how the fuck did I reach that solution from my (terribly made) development.

me: Eh well, I used a calculator. him: (in a thick cuban accent, in spanish): Hey, listen, you wouldn't reach this solution even with a Pentium 1000.

[–]Catona 3 points4 points ago

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In high school I had a psychotic science teacher who lived out of her car and had a lesbian relationship with one of the security guards at the school. There was one part of the dress code for our school that i personally felt to be far too devoid of logic or purpose to adhere by. This was the fact that you were allowed to wear tank tops, but the straps on the tank tops had to be one inch thick or more. There were no regulations in regards to how low they could ride on one's chest, nor any written restrictions on how high they could ride on the bottom to expose one's midriff. So apparently you could have your tits half hanging out and flopping about, with your whole midriff showing and this was fine, but if you exposed a certain few millimeters of random area on the top of your shoulders you were tipping the charts for indecency and breaking the dress code. I would have none of it. And i encountered no problems what so ever from anyone at the school for my dress other than from that crazy ass science teacher.
When she did not have a class going on during a period, she would just walk aimlessly around the school and look for people who were doing something that she considered out of line and send them to the principals office for whatever it was. She would purposely seek me out during the day by coming into the cafeteria during the time that i was scheduled for lunch and send me to the principals office so i didn't have any time to eat. I would be forced to sit there my entire lunch period waiting to be spoken with, only for them to not do anything as it really wasn't a reasonable issue.

On another note, she also told our class that whoever could memorize the periodic table of elements in the first few weeks would get an A in class for the first quarter. we had a pretty smart class, and when half the class had it memorized she then refused to hold up her part of the deal. when all those who worked hard to have it memorized got angry about the situation, she then straight out told them she would fail them out of her class if they didn't stop talking about it right away.

[–]jforeman1988 3 points4 points ago

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I would like to rap on a teacher I hated but quite frankly I don't have the right, there is every chance I am being discussed on a thread titled. "Who is/was your cruelest pupil at school and what did they do?"

I have the answer but I won't tell you because I don't want to glorify it, the irony is that I am now a high school Maths teacher. DW I am pretty nice though and if a pupil crosses the line I have to pretend to be angry even though I am thinking "Wow, this kid is pulling the same shit I did at school but better, I am impressed!"

[–]asharm 4 points5 points ago

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A teacher of mine told me this story about one of his teachers. This teacher really hated him (my teacher) and used to belittle him all the time, telling him things like "You are stupid.", "You'll never be good at math", "There is no way you're going to graduate". Later he mailed copies of his AP Test scores (all 5's) to the same teacher.