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What are your biggest turn-offs in a girl? (self.AskReddit)
submitted 1 year ago by decisionmaker
I'll go first:
I find zero appeal in hood rats.
[–]chimpastronaut 84 points85 points86 points 1 year ago
Stupidity
[–]UptownDonkey 59 points60 points61 points 1 year ago
Clinginess is a deal breaker. I have my own thing going on. I'm reasonable about it but I can't tolerate someone who needs to be with me every waking hour or text me 50 times a day to "check in" The thing that really burns me is the way so many girls hide this trait or outright deny it. Soon they find something to justify it and the transformation into clingy psychotic begins.
[–][deleted] 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
Alex, you are back on reddit? But you had logged off 10 minutes ago! OK lolz anyway come back home quick. I have baked a pie for you. LOLZZ
[–]oilglimpse 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
if clingy girl is baking pies then that is completely different. ideal really.
[–]atmorgen 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
this made me giggle to myself uncontrollably for a couple moments until i realized how much i wanted pecan pie...and then i was sad.
[–]oostism 178 points179 points180 points 1 year ago
I don't want to be a girl's "project".
[–]kasumi1190 112 points113 points114 points 1 year ago
What if the "project" is to fuck you, is that ok?
[–]DJBJ 85 points86 points87 points 1 year ago
I'm okay with it.
[–]FooHentai 64 points65 points66 points 1 year ago
Tell me more about this 'Project Fuck You'.
[–]MrsFuckYou 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
It's whatever you want, provided you have the cash.
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Explain
[–]kasumi1190 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
I believe he was referring to women who think they are gonna, "turn this one around!". Bitchy controlling chicks?
[–]oostism 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
They don't necessarily have to be bitchy or controlling. They may have your best interests at heart, but these maternal/motherly instincts can kick in, sometimes subtly, in where they need "fix" what they don't like or make you into a better person/father. I'm not saying all women do it, nor am I saying that men don't. Also I'm not saying there may not be a reasonable evolutionary reason for this, as it sort of makes since when you step back from the situation and think about it. I've just noticed it.
[–]kasumi1190 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
Yeah it's what I figured, I just learned to not date men who have any shit my maternal nature wants to fix, pretty easy. I've also learned to just keep a hands off approach, it is difficult, but can be done. I think a lot of it is maturity, I found when I was younger (and have several other women share in this), we somehow have this silly idea were supposed to fix men, as you get older it fades though. You start to realize how fucking retarded it is, unfortunately some never grow out of it.
[–]nickburns 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
Most women tell you that you're a fool if you think you can change a man- but those women are quitters. - Marge Simpson
[–]SupremeFuzzler 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
He's a whole new person, Lisa.
[–]zsaleeba 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
Eyebrows torn out and replaced with permanently-surprised sharpie marks.
[–]smoothiee 236 points237 points238 points 1 year ago
Astrology. I don't know how many times I've spoken with a pretty girl who, in the midst of a smooth and stimulating dialogue, inquires after my zodiac sign, only to remark that: "Oh, you're a Scorpio? But that means we're not compatible." :[
[–]errerr 292 points293 points294 points 1 year ago
Guess she was right?
[–]Graan 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
Fuck, this is so true. It's an early indicator.
[–]enderx475 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
My father taught me this for exactly this shit. straight face "Oh, I'm a Feces actually."
[–]DangerCascadel 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
As soon as someone with whom I was previously getting along asks "What's your sign?", my heart sinks. I feel your pain.
[–]authorofwords 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
Whenever someone asks 'What's your sign', I respond with 'No Standing Any Time' or '2 Hour Parking'.
[–]NhrngT 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
I will do this from now on.
"Must be 'this' tall to ride"
[–]amalgamatedchaos 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
And then gesture your hand slightly higher than her head.
[–]c_razzamatazz 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
"Slow Children"
[–]daico 24 points25 points26 points 1 year ago
I was once in a cafe where a woman was talking to her friend about how Scorpios are very angry and vengeful people and the woman at the table next to hers chimed in with, "Pardon me, ma'am, but my son is a Scorpio and he's not at all like that,"
The woman turned and said, "Oh yeah? But I bet he holds a lot of rage in and people sense that, don't they?" And the poor bemused woman and her son just nodded.
From a few tables away, I chime in with, "Y'know, they did a study and found that scorpios get cancer at a rate seventy percent higher than the average person."
Without skipping a beat, the woman immediately latches onto the idea, "Yes, exactly! It's because they're holding so much rage in and..." She kept going like that for a bit.
[–]ShinyRatFace 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
My husband and I are supposedly one of the least compatible combinations of zodiac signs possible. I'm a Gemini and he's a Cancer.
Everything I've ever read says we are supposed to barely be able to tolerate each other and that trying to maintain a relationship past a few dates is doomed to failure. I'm supposed to cheat on him and ignore him so much his feelings are irreparably harmed and he's supposed to be clingy, jealous and controlling. Yeah, none of that crap has happened. We love each other, we get along well and we truly enjoy each other's company.
I find astrology interesting and often quite amusing but I'm not going to base my life choices on it. I prefer to rely on the mystical art of common sense for that.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
You need to play the game.
Girl: What's your sign?
Guy: What do you think it is?
Girl: -whatever sign she says-
Guy: Wow, you're right! That's amazing. No one has ever guessed right.
[–]MyFantasticTesticles 45 points46 points47 points 1 year ago
Yeah, Scorpios are dicks
[–][deleted] 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Hey, fuck you!
[–]Valerius 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I'm a Scorpio and I agree with you, asshole.
[–]sambojomo 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
My go to response when anyone asks me what my sign is is "Yield." Beyond that I just refuse to tell anyone who asks because I won't have them judging me on something that has absolutely ZERO to do with who I am.
[–]slomotion 260 points261 points262 points 1 year ago
"I don't read"
[–]jonesin4info 101 points102 points103 points 1 year ago
I've actually seen this on someone's facebook profile: "Books: lol fuck that." It hurt me a little bit inside.
[–]amlynch 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I once had a girl tell me (seriously) that "[she] [didn't] like thinking"
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
[–]NegativeK 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I want one of them readers; that's what I want.
[–]rotzooi 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Girls who don't have their own lives and insist on spending every.last.minute with their boyfriends. I mean, I love you and all, but please give me some space from time to time and do something with your sister or your friends.
[–]usingthisonce 469 points470 points471 points 1 year ago*
The "I'm a total idiot but it's okay because I'm hot and therefore better than you are" personality.
[–]zebrake2010 69 points70 points71 points 1 year ago
Only surpassed by the "I'm average in every way except Daddy's billfold and therefore better than you" personality.
[–]TheLawofGravity 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Suddenly I have a way to describe a number of people I meet on a daily basis.
[–][deleted] 85 points86 points87 points 1 year ago
Like, this one time my friend and I like totally like got way to drunk and like made out with this one like super ugly guy and...
[–]spupy 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Oh my god, I didn't know I had the douche-y hot teen girl voice in the voice library in my head, until now. Damn you!
[–]infamous-spaceman 10 points11 points12 points 1 year ago
This one is bad, but i hate the " I'm a total idiot and I'm fat and Unattractive but i still think I'm better than you"
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]orbish 82 points83 points84 points 1 year ago
Bad tattoos.
[–]embryo 56 points57 points58 points 1 year ago
Tattoos in general, imo.
[–]miles_g 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago*
Yea, a girl drops a couple points if I see a tattoo on her. Not sure why, but they are a huge turn off.
EDIT/clarification - I dont like tattoos on either sex
[–]ProgFan 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Meaningless tattoos*
[–]PEG-8000 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
Tattoos that appropriate a culture foreign to that of the tattooee for no apparent reason and with no apparent meaning. Esp. tribal and Chinese characters.
[–]binlargin 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
Tattoos in general for me.
[–]MercurialMadnessMan 204 points205 points206 points 1 year ago
I'll just describe my ex because I need to let it out:
Arrogance Lack of sympathy Doesn't understand reciprocity Selfish Bad communication Wants you to literally do everything in the relationship Lacks the "actions speak louder than words" gene Lies or skews the truth Consistently says "i dunno" and "maybe" Lack of any ounce of commitment Can't decide on things Appreciates nothing Spoiled by everything around her and still not happy
I'm so glad to be done with this bullshit.
[–]Gawdzilla 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago
This describes my last boyfriend. Shall we introduce them in hopes that they'll fight to their deaths?
[–]AMerrickanGirl 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
"Dysfunctional Death Match: The TV Series".
I for one would watch this.
[–]flamingeyebrows 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
Is your ex, my ex? :P Seriously, every line describes her.
[–]LightShadow 49 points50 points51 points 1 year ago
We must have all dated the same person.
[–]Nu_Mop 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
Wake up! She's a shapeshifter!
[–]Nhilius 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
He just described everyone's ex. Haha.
[–]peanutsfan1995 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Hug
Good for you man. Vent it out. :)
[–]ilostmyoldaccount 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
That's the alpha female archetype. Usually only the hottest looking women can afford to behave like that. Treat them like shit to melt away that cold, hard and uncaring shell. They're only human, trying to save their delicious genes for a man worthy and dominating enough :/ By worthy, I mean in the situation to treat them like shit in the first place. At least until their soft inner core is revealed.
[–]scorpious 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
You need to do an "I dated a sociopath" AMA
[–][deleted] 396 points397 points398 points 1 year ago
I hate it when I show up at her place and Chris Hansen is waiting for me.
[–]GrantSolar 75 points76 points77 points 1 year ago
Hi, I'm a 12 y/o girl looking for a man aged 40-55. If you're interested, email me at operationlolita@metpolice.gov.uk
[–]Ciden 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
Seems legit.
[–]likzuz 119 points120 points121 points 1 year ago
Ugg, this happens to you too? I hate taking a seat! I just want to stand.
[–]saintlawrence 61 points62 points63 points 1 year ago
I want someone to sit on Chris Hansen's lap.
Like he's a pedo-Santa.
[–]Budddy 60 points61 points62 points 1 year ago
I want to see an episode where someone is just honest.
Chris Hansen: "can you tell me what you're doing here?"
Perv: "I was going to bang that fourteen year old...is she still here?"
[–][deleted] 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE2R_ACw3Rs?#t=00m50s very related.
[–]rolloutroad 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
hell yeah.
[–]netdroid9 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago*
That's got to be staged, it's too hilarious not to be.
EDIT: I should watch the whole video before commenting. It's pretty high quality for a comedy, though.
[–]TheChosenOne570 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
He's such a cockblock
[–]Kheten 47 points48 points49 points 1 year ago
Callow and histrionic women are the worst in my book. Self identity and wit are the biggest turn-ons for me. I don't want a pet, I want someone who can look at me eye-to-eye; stand up for what she believes in; call me out on my bullshit; and have intelligent discussion; if you're into feet and a little ropeplay all the better.
[–]thirtysixred 106 points107 points108 points 1 year ago
When she's not able to have an intellectual conversation with me.
[–]reluctant_troll 51 points52 points53 points 1 year ago
If I have to define a word for her twice inside of a 10 minute conversation then I begin to get annoyed. Not hard words either, for example words like "compilation"... my ex kept telling me I meant "complication".
As in, I made a "complication" of music to listen to.
You must be a Radiohead fan.
[–]thirtysixred 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Oh I hate that. I also have people who use numbers for letters and try and shorten words that are already short, like saying u instead of you, y for why, etc..
Modern phones can handle more than they could previously, please use the proper words.
This sums it up perfectly for me: http://a.yfrog.com/img36/110/w4z.png
[–]BuboTitan 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Girls who give the following type of conversation. Repeat variations this over and over, through a course of many years, and it will drive you mad:
Me: "Where would you like to eat tonight".
Her: "I don't care, wherever you want"
Me: "Great. Let's go to XXX".
Her: "What's the matter with you? I don't want to go there".
Me: "So where should we go instead?"
Her: "I don't know".
Me: "How about YYY?"
Her: "No".
Me: "The how about ZZZ?"
Me: "Then where??"
Then me tearing hair out in frustration, as we go though this six or seven more times before deciding on a restaurant.
[–]pumbor 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Exactly. As soon as someone says "I don't care" they lose veto power until they make another suggestion.
[–]marquisdeholstein 220 points221 points222 points 1 year ago
biggest turn-off in a girl? another guy's dick.
[–]KingOfSwords 72 points73 points74 points 1 year ago
Girls with too many emotional problems. If you're a train wreck, sorry. Not that I'm perfect, but when your profile on OKcupid says "im sick of BOYS treating me like shit and now i want a MAN", you can tell a whole lot by that single sentence. Always the hot ones, too. Crazy bitches.
[–]Cohomotopian 26 points27 points28 points 1 year ago
Relevant.
[–]aestrada013 84 points85 points86 points 1 year ago*
In my college English class, there is a stunningly beautiful Indian girl (by Indian I mean of actual Indian descent). By stunning, I mean you notice when she enters the room. I gawked over her for about 20 minutes, then she opened her mouth. "I don't like know, I feel like the author like was kinda younger than like she said..." A small part of me died.
Edit: I mean Indian from India, not the bastardized version of "Indian" we Americans are used to.
[–]SavageOrc 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Haven't you seen legal blonde? Maybe she is like, you know super smart.
[–]inyouraeroplane 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Don't you understand, like, the difference between reality and fiction. Fiction is, like, made with a plot in mind that has to be, like, resolved and stuff?
(the question mark was intentional)
[–]SammyD1st 74 points75 points76 points 1 year ago
by Indian I mean of actual Indian descent...
Gee, that clears things up. Do you mean dot or feather?
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 1 year ago
Gandhi or Sitting Bull?
[–]7-methyltheophylline 108 points109 points110 points 1 year ago
Totem or Modem?
[–]qxcvr 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
Dot or feather!!!! That shit had me laughing my ass off this morning. Thanks!!!
[–]maxicantrask 52 points53 points54 points 1 year ago
Casino or Tech Support?
[–]erkapathy 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I used to know this extremely hot girl from Bangladesh. She acted like that too but was on her way to finishing medical school. Definitely not dumb or ditzy, it was just a social front.
[–]TheSlinky 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Doing that as a social front is worse in my books.
[–]teems 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
prolly has to do that so Americans won't think she's Al Qaeda
[–]ChiefThief 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I am Indian and regret to inform you that they all speak like, like this.
[–]ilaal 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
No, we don't.
Unless he means Amer-Indians, in which case, I have no place here.
[–]lanismycousin 160 points161 points162 points 1 year ago
Smoking
Ghetto Girls
The inability to speak any language correctly
refusal to take a shower
[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
Cigarette smoke can get annoying, but it's not something that can turn me off from an otherwise awesome person.
[–]lanismycousin 42 points43 points44 points 1 year ago
It does for me
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
We have to accept people for who they are and what they like to d... HEY! There's no smoking in the museum! GET OUT OF HERE YOU FILTHY SMOKER!!
[–]Cohomotopian 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
Smoking can be sexy (for me that is). Also, smoking makes it easier to isolate her from group, as in smoking on balcony at the party. Sharing gestures makes her more likely to like you (this goes not only for girls - it's generally easier to make friends on parties when you smoke).
[–]tfmeh 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
if you taste like an ash tray...sorry but i'm just not interested.
[–]subtonix 444 points445 points446 points 1 year ago
Fat. Yes, I'm shallow.
[–]kortech3 203 points204 points205 points 1 year ago
Honestly, I don't think that's terribly shallow. I don't mind a few extra pounds, but being actually obese shows a gross negligence towards your health, and seriously limits possible activities.
[–]justcametosay- 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago
Health and activities? Is that why people find obesity a turn-off? And all this time I thought I didn't like fat girls because they're ugly. Weird!
[–]lickalottapus 263 points264 points265 points 1 year ago
NICE TRY FATTY
[–]unonimus5 57 points58 points59 points 1 year ago
Is the girl capable of a strenuous physical activity? Is a 20 mile backpacking trip outside of things that we can do? Can you sit on the back of a motorcycle without tipping the weight limit? Is spending more than 5 minutes on top during sex significantly tiring or exhausting? Is your shape still distinctly that of a healthy looking female? Are you capable of turning down instant gratification (rich food) in favor of a long term goal (staying healthy)?
[–]rolloutroad 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
This. I'm supposing it works for guys as well, too (with a few things changed, of course)?
[–]channyboy 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
It's one of those things you can't clearly define. The only way to describe is that when the time comes, you just know.
[–]pjpark 75 points76 points77 points 1 year ago
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I was going to make a joke about how if shes calling you a dork she may not be into you but then I read the rest of your list.
[–]minesapint 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
Watching her use toenail cuttings as toothpicks
[–]pyxlated 53 points54 points55 points 1 year ago
I hope you aren't serious. I really hope people don't do this.
[–]usuallyskeptical 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
Oh yeah, well what do you use to get those hard-to-reach places?
[–]Graan 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
A toothpick.
[–]usuallyskeptical 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Oh, we got a wise guy.
[–]minesapint 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Forgot to mention. In that moment of passion when you start to pull down her knickers the fisrt sight you see is a huge skid stain
[–]mortonsfork 99 points100 points101 points 1 year ago
I'd rather get the herp from an average smart girl than hear the derp from a hot one.
[–]the3rdsam 35 points36 points37 points 1 year ago
Herp stays with you. You can get away from dumb.
[–]diditforthelulz 80 points81 points82 points 1 year ago
Herp stays with you. You can get away from Derp.
[–]xnvb 47 points48 points49 points 1 year ago
Anything remotely resembling any girl having anything to do with Jersey Shore.
[–]MistyMountainHop 32 points33 points34 points 1 year ago
Lack of curiosity
Bad taste in music (often, but not always, caused by #1)
[–]Proteus- 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
In your defense, I've never met a boring girl who was into Led Zeppelin.
[–]MistyMountainHop 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Exactly!
[–]pyxlated 91 points92 points93 points 1 year ago
Shallowness, cattiness and stupidity. They also take a few hits if they're religious, but I try not to discriminate.
[–]Nexlon 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Googly Eyes.
[–]MadgeWilkinson 64 points65 points66 points 1 year ago
I am now picturing a chick with search engines in her eyes.
[–]mrsammercer 49 points50 points51 points 1 year ago
She'll think you're looking into her eyes but you're actually looking for porn.
[–]Lufiere 54 points55 points56 points 1 year ago
Voice. I hate girls with really high pitched voices. This is partly because if they consume alcohol they never shut up and it rises to the pitch that only an axe to the face can stop.
[–]emseefely 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
stay away from beijing opera
[–]joinertek 89 points90 points91 points 1 year ago
A penis
[–]jollygreen21 83 points84 points85 points 1 year ago
Don't be so picky, you wanna be single for the rest of your life?
[–]JudasChurchfire 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
If I could only find a girl who is really intelligent, decent looking, not insane, and who has an all around laid-back and down-to-earth personality, I think I just might take that at the price of her having a cock.
[–]KineticSolution 242 points243 points244 points 1 year ago
When they DON'T put the lotion on their skin and act surprised when they get the hose.
[–]foobarr 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I now have Greenskeepers playing in my head. You win, sir.
[–]accountnumbersix 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Relevant?
Routine-oriented, sexually nonexistent or unwilling to explore, vulgarity
idk
[–]nancyjew 65 points66 points67 points 1 year ago
I don't like girls with low self-esteems. Girls who don't know how to treat themselves right. You know, you meet these types. They're the sort who go running back to their abusive ex-boyfriend and all that crap. They have no dignity. I don't want to rescue some bitch. I don't want a damsel in distress. I want a girl who's smart and has a good head on her shoulders.
[–]mobilehypo 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
I propose that for threads like these in the future, respondents must post a photo of themselves along with their turn offs.
[–]TBBStBO 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I'm a hypocrite. I am slightly overweight, yet do not like to date fat girls.
I'm OK with it.
/is that what you're looking for?
[–][deleted] 1 year ago*
[–]ElectricFrank 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago*
Girls who aren't good at anything/don't have any kind of passion. If you don't have a hobby other than facebook, mainstream music or reddit, fuck you. I guess that goes for dudes and girls but this is a thread about turn offs. and dudes dont turn me on.
[–]Manberg 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
[–]veggie-dumpling 27 points28 points29 points 1 year ago
As a girl on Reddit, I am now taking notes.
[–]Digitalabia 138 points139 points140 points 1 year ago
I dislike bit tits and $$. I remember this one chick I dated...she was such a loser. Get this, she had to work TWO jobs! First she would end her shift at the topless bar, then start her shift at her father's liquor store. Plus, she would always come home with all this dirty money and leave it lying around everywhere. Plus, the booze everywhere. All the beer in the fridge all the time started to get on my nerves.
I think she was probably molested or something as a kid because she would constantly be asking to suck my dick. One time she cornered me in the laundry room and begged me to fuck her ass. I was sick of listening to her, so I just did it. Then, right before I cum, she jumps off my cock and swallows my load! How gross!!! I stopped talking to her after that. Ugh, and don't get me started on her twin sister.
[–]DairyProducts 77 points78 points79 points 1 year ago
You, sir, have suffered enough for ten lifetimes. Rest easy, it's over now.
[–]itinerantspectr 33 points34 points35 points 1 year ago
I was amazed at your ability to keep one upping the previous sentence. You left we wanting more.
[–]addakorn 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Do you happen to still have her number? or the twin's?
[–]andrewsayshello 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
the duck face.
[–]joe-king 31 points32 points33 points 1 year ago*
talk of former boyfriends
Insecurity
Skid marks
edit:Hairy Nipples
mustaches
Pro Tip:There is the same submission, only for women, going on right now. Excellent insider info.
[–]dragon_toes 62 points63 points64 points 1 year ago
talk of former boyfriends Insecurity
Lol...
[–]joe-king 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Hey, lets try and stay on topic here ;)
[–]roastedbeef 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Stupidity.
[–]chimpastronaut 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
Texting to some other fucking guy whilst I'm trying to court her >:C
Am I boring? :(
[–]somethingsomethingso 68 points69 points70 points 1 year ago
Smiley face count: 2. Yes, you are boring.
[–]my_new_reddit_accoun 41 points42 points43 points 1 year ago
Needs more smilies, right?
[–]norwegianbastard 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I've got a fever, and the only cure is more smileys!
[–]rosie_the_redditor 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Probably not boring, but I bet you're lacking game.
[–]crookers 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
You must be fun at barbecues.
[–]rosie_the_redditor 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Lots, actually. I bring good beer and awesome desserts.
[–]HideousInfant 39 points40 points41 points 1 year ago
[–]foobarr 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Unguided motor mouth. (Let me get my other foot in the fucking door! Let me get something to eat! etc.)
*edit: also speed talking so fast words start to blur together, forgetting to breathe because talking is so important (blah blah! <GASP> blah b...)
[–]wjoelbrooks 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago
Fake breasts.
[–]Tax_Ninja 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
Chicks who mace me.
[–]KineticSolution 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
This. Its much harder to get the duck tape on them whilst tearing up so bad.
[–]sbjf 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Ignorance, Dumbness, Smokes Tobacco.
[–]amorallawngnome 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Interest in the Twilight Saga.
[–][deleted] 117 points118 points119 points 1 year ago
[–][deleted] 69 points70 points71 points 1 year ago
Blonde isn't necessarily a bad quality. But the princess thing? Oh yes.
If she uses the word "energy" or "aura" and isn't talking about science then I'm probably not interested.
[–]Zoldor 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
"Energy" is fine in non-science contexts, sometimes. Like, "energy drinks" or "I have to blow off some excess energy, let's have sex." Auras are bullshit though.
[–]lozenge_chewer 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
Seeing an aura is a warning sign for stroke and epilepsy.
[–]tryx 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
"Man that guy is charismatic, he just has this aura about him."
[–]deoxyribonuclease 15 points16 points17 points 1 year ago
She's blonde.
Well, fuck you, too. ;)
[–]zebrake2010 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Especially the Stephanie Meyer part.
[–]Clyzm 30 points31 points32 points 1 year ago
Stupidity, arrogance, smoking, stupidity, overly political, religious, stupidity.
[–]ClearlyNotWorking 50 points51 points52 points 1 year ago
No Reddit Gold subscription.
[–]rolloutroad 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Hi, Raldi!
[–]rlbond86 23 points24 points25 points 1 year ago
overly religious / doesn't believe in evolution. An easy litmus test.
[–]inyouraeroplane 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
If a girl can only repeat talking points without coming to a reason as to why she believes something, that's bad.
It's another thing if she's actually read Ayn Rand or Milton Friedman, logically evaluates their positions, and then agrees with them. That's a sign of intelligence, even if we disagree.
[–]usuallyskeptical 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Crazy eyes
[–]historyisaweapon 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
1) racism. 2) A girl who doesn't enjoy eating. 3) being boring.
[–]keylogthis 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Racism.
[–]alexpsyched 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
Shyness. I'll admit it's pretty cute at the beginning, but it gets really difficult to know the person.
[–]OldAndTrite 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Shyness is nice. But shyness can stop you... from doing all the things in life you'd like to.
[–]I_luvtheCIA 56 points57 points58 points 1 year ago
Religious or republican...or a smoker.
[–]scottiepippen 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
Overly-political in general is a turn-off.
[–]abbeycrombie 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
how about if they're overly political but you agree with their political beliefs?
[–]Stickyresin 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Keeping up with current politics isn't a bad thing, but i'm going to have a very hard time respecting anyone if they identify themselves as either a democrat or a republican (or any other party).
[–]the3rdsam 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Warning: These are not mutually exclusive. You can meet a girl with all three of these traits. Love of country music tends to be right in line with this trifecta of bad.
[–]tragicallyludicrous 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
smelly vagina
[–]derekaw 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
Finding my best friend. :(
not having sex with me...HUGE turnoff.
[–]SeriousGeek 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
When she feels like she understands something insightful about me when she really doesn't know me well enough yet.
When she uses "sweetie" or "honey" in a condescending manner, without realizing it.
Every once in a while, when we hug and she does the pat-on-the-back thing...again, without realizing it.
When she acts oblivious about guy friends being physically attracted to her (that's right, I said acts).
When she feels like I'm not giving her the right to have an opinion simply because I don't agree with hers.
When she makes those mind-draining gender-based generalizations that everyone makes.
Oh yeah, and religion. Fucking religion. sigh
[–]frenris 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Negativity. Like girls who just spend more time talking down or saying certain things, people, places, or the weather is bad, or how they're not enjoying themselves, or how x was better -- it's just entirely unattractive.
As in, fuckit, don't you like having fun? Why are you trying to do the fucking opposite?
[–]bobbyelliott 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Stupidity. Superstitious. Self-absorption. Sexism ("the man should pay"). Moody. Misandrist. Abuses her sexuality by using sex in some kind of punishment-and-reward system.
[–]HeirToPendragon 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
....bones
That was just creepy
[–]GeekBehindTheGlass 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
Example (but male)
[–]norwegianbastard 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Girls who don't do shit with their lives.. "Oh, I don't know what I want with my life, so I'm going to drop out of school and sit home all day!" - Fuck that.
Also, no humor, that's a total killer for me.
Smoking is bad.
Edit: Believing in a god of any kind.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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