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[–]floydiannyc 11 points12 points ago

Hire a personal chef to make me nothing but healthy food that also happens to taste awesome!

[–]aethelberga 0 points1 point ago

I was going to go for a driver, but yours does sound like a good idea.

[–]Jocosity 5 points6 points ago

Wake up everyday to a full body massage.

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[–]Two_Bums_Down 0 points1 point ago

[–]TheFurryChef 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say exactly this.

[–]amppeople2 0 points1 point ago

I came here to put in my two cents.

[–]FuckYouImAPorygon 2 points3 points ago

I would never wash my clothes and just buy new ones after I've worn them once. I would give my worn clothes to charity every month.

[–]ass_munch_reborn 9 points10 points ago

Fuck that. I would burn my "only worn once" clothing in front of charities just to prove I'm better than them.

[–]FuckYouImAPorygon 1 point2 points ago

Why not go the full mile and make the poor burn it themselves?

Adding insult to injury works wonders for your self-worth.

[–]ass_munch_reborn 0 points1 point ago

Fuck that. I'm not giving the poor any jobs.

[–]justanothercommenter 0 points1 point ago

This is actually catching on.

[–]FuckYouImAPorygon 0 points1 point ago

This is actually catching on fire.

ftfy

[–]robert99a 5 points6 points ago

Therapy.

[–]LaceyLaPlante 0 points1 point ago

ha. I'm not rich and I'm therapy... look into it. they have therapy centers in most towns/cities. my point is that, for me at least, therapy is a necessity.

[–]andduck 4 points5 points ago

If I were rich...or even moderately wealthy....I'd never go to Wal-Mart. for anything. I'd go to a real grocery stores. and delis. and farmer's markets.

[–]Themehmeh 0 points1 point ago

I haven't been to walmart in two years. Thank god for HEB grocery stores.

[–]Marowe 0 points1 point ago

Someday....

[–]momofone 3 points4 points ago

Custom made bras. Similar to the underwear thing. All about the comfort.

[–]SHE_LOVES_YOU 3 points4 points ago

I'd buy much higher quality cheese.

[–]Computer_Baby 2 points3 points ago

i wish i could help you... i live in wisconsin and we love to cheese

[–]LemonPepper 3 points4 points ago

I read a thread here a while back about best kinds of underwear and ever since then I have bought a pair or 2 every couple months. I never even knew the comfort I was missing out on. ExOfficio, Patagonia and UnderArmor briefs are the only ones I wear now unless I get really lazy on laundry. 100% happy with the switch.

Can't think of anything particularly unusual I'd use mine on, I'd just buy higher quality brands on some of the things I use now like headphones, sammich mats, liquor, whatever.

[–]FuckYouImAPorygon 5 points6 points ago

IMAX screen + Skyrim.

[–]Tiffany7570 2 points3 points ago

I would use the most expensive razors available to shave my pubic region. Trust me, those shitty cheap ones aren't worth it.

[–]Pinkhoo 2 points3 points ago

I'd get that stuff lasered off.

[–]andduck 0 points1 point ago

what are these expensive razors you speak of?

...I use venus and those bitches are breaking me.

[–]SpaghettiWizard 0 points1 point ago

with an edge is less than 100 atoms across

Is that even possible??

[–]kidjan 2 points3 points ago

In general I'm not a materialistic person, but....cars. Lots and lots of cars. No idea why, I just love them. Love the engineering, performance, ergonomics, novelty of new ideas in the field, etc.

Disclaimer: I drive a 2002 Civic, so I've successfully resisted this urge, but my favorite pastime used to be test-driving cars at dealerships.

[–]vicaphit 1 point2 points ago

I'm with you there, but I would have a fully restored antique motorcycle collection. Museum style. I would live in Hawaii and drive them every day.

[–]jddlwlr[S] 0 points1 point ago

Motorcycles of every kind. That's what I would do with the bulk of my spending money. Cars as well, but really motorcycles.

[–]SpaceshipEarth 4 points5 points ago

I'd treat myself to health insurance.

[–]andduck -1 points0 points ago

heard that.

[–]soxfan17 0 points1 point ago

I would buy solar panels because I want my kids to have a clean Earth to live on.

[–]amppeople2 1 point2 points ago

I'd by hookers. Lots and lots of hookers.

[–]SpaghettiWizard 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about you, but I think I would rather buy hookers.

[–]House_of_Suns 1 point2 points ago

Tailored clothes.

[–]Dezdemona 1 point2 points ago

A lot of dogs. And people to play with said dogs. And people to play with the people playing with said dogs. And lots of land and vets and cats.

Tl;dr Happiness

[–]ashleybear 0 points1 point ago

A house and paid bills for my mom.

[–]eddyeddy3 0 points1 point ago

underwear, socks and some stuff for my dog (toys ect.). The socks and underwear would be new every day.

[–]VictorVanguard 1 point2 points ago

Pay someone to wash my hair salon-style in a basin everyday whilst I lie back in a comfy chair.

[–]Minny_Huggins 0 points1 point ago

Professional teeth cleaning every morning in my home. :D

[–]FencingDuke 1 point2 points ago

Knives. Lots of knives. For some reason I love em, and if I had the cash I'd have quite the collection of all kinds.

[–]FencingDuke 1 point2 points ago

Edit: Upon further though, melee weaponry of all types, I have a general obsession with swords, axes, maces, daggers etc

[–]audersaur 1 point2 points ago

I would buy the biggest, comfiest bed I could find and pay someone to dress it with dryer-fresh sheets just before I went to bed every night.

[–]kvachon 0 points1 point ago

Buy a brand new car, lifetime car insurance, and an absurd amout of gas.

[–]LaceyLaPlante 0 points1 point ago

new pajamas and undies and socks every night.

[–]ElSnaibs 1 point2 points ago

I would find my very first car, (1966 Rambler American) and buy it back from the current owner, and hire Chip Foose to do a complete frame-off restoration. Not just a version of my first car, but my actual first car. I know it's still out on the road somewhere, people see it every once in a while and let me know.

I still might do that in the next few years (minus Chip Foose).

[–]jddlwlr[S] 0 points1 point ago

Please do! I would love to hear that story.

[–]jasontang -1 points0 points ago

Rodent Menagerie

[–]OneAndOnlyJackSchitt 1 point2 points ago

I live my life comfortable on about $1200 a month. I don't own or want a big screen tv or the latest smartphone. The only way I can think to answer this question is to own a Love Sack-style bean bag chair, about 5' in diameter, stuffed with crumpled $100 bills.

[edit: typo]

[–]Yerginsnurf 0 points1 point ago

A room full of techie crap i.e. a dozen custom desktops with all the most expensive parts all wired together in to one massive super computer with a gigantic 9 moniter setup where each moniter is a 55" flatscreen television. Also surround sound and this keyboard

[–]herring0889 -1 points0 points ago

sprinkle diamonds on my food for the two obvious reasons

[–]lostcow1234 0 points1 point ago

I would have the more expensive lightbulbs that turn on quickly.

[–]kathrynallison 1 point2 points ago

hypoallergenic soaps for everything from laundry to dishes - my allergies aren't "that bad" but they do bug me when i spend a day cleaning.

[–]monkeyqueen 1 point2 points ago

I'd have all my groceries delivered.

[–]Jellyfishies 1 point2 points ago

At a restaurant I would order what I wanted to eat, rather than ordering the cheapest thing on the menu.

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[–]scottbtaylor333 0 points1 point ago

I would have my own TV ads where It's me in a white room, lighting a cigar with a $100 bill and saying "Because I'm richer than you"

[–]rawbamatic -1 points0 points ago

I'd buy every movie I've ever wanted to watch.

[–]chaharlot 0 points1 point ago

Sweatpants.

I have one extremely ratty pair of sweatpants. I just can't justify spending money on pants that I can't really wear that much when I need to buy more important things.

Oh and I'd buy top shelf liquors.

[–]Elvinml -2 points-1 points ago

10 years of xbox live

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

If i were rich, man... daidle deedle daidle

Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum

All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum

If I were a wealthy man

[–]Obenwan 0 points1 point ago

I would get a wife.

[–]justanothercommenter -1 points0 points ago

And instantly give up half? Moron.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fill a freezer chest with food.

[–]Strumpetincinerator 0 points1 point ago

So many books. So much awesome furniture.

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[–]jddlwlr[S] 0 points1 point ago

This isn't a show off how charitable you are thread and that isn't a luxury.

[–]pelito -1 points0 points ago

all day long i'd biddy biddy bum if i were a wealthy man