I used to live in Canada's Arctic. This joke is THE best white-people joke EVER!

It's a bright summer day in a small mostly-Inuit town in the Arctic. A couple of old Inuit guys are sitting on the steps of the Co-op, not talking, just enjoying the sunshine.

Along comes one of the few white guys in town; new social worker, fresh from Toronto. He sees the old guys sitting on the steps, figures he'll join them. So he nods to them, sits down beside them.

One of the old Inuk guys has to blow his nose. So he leans to the side, plugs one nostril with his finger, and blows his nose into the dirt.

The white guy thinks "Man, that's gross!", and figures it's his job to show these old guys how to do things the civilized way. So he very pointedly takes a handkerchief out of his pocket, kind of staring at these old Inuit. Very pointedly blows his nose into the handkerchief. Very pointedly puts the handkerchief back into his pocket.

The old guy who blew his nose chuckles, turns to his friend, and says (in Inuktitut, so the white guy can't understand) "These qallunaat ... they keep everything!" ("Qallunaat" = "white people")