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[–]EbonicPlague 410 points411 points ago*

Well, as far as askreddit goes. I hate when people ask a question while having an agenda. Usually these are politically motivated, but they are damn irritating. The person is not asking reddit for any true answers, just trying to create a platform for them to share their own personal opinion with everyone else.

Now, for the rest of reddit, I think my #1 pet peeve are the bullshit titles that people use to try and gain Karma. The ones that say "reddit, my sister was bored an painted this while she was going through Chemotherapy for her Aids" and it's a repost of something that has been posted a hundred times.

Or the "look at the note my girlfriend left me..." and it's a closeup of just a note that was written so perfectly to fit reddit's personality. I never once believe someone wrote their boyfriend a note saying, "left to go to my 'fuck the GOP' meeting. I left bacon and skyrim on the counter. When I get home we can smoke a bowl and i'll fuck your brains out"

[–]smuggy 83 points84 points ago

Bizarrely, people do this on r/aww too. They'll post a picture of some random cat or dog and claim that it's their pet. Why?

[–]nicesalamander 56 points57 points ago

people really like attention.

[–]smuggy 35 points36 points ago

They can still get attention for posting a cute picture. There's no need to pretend they own the animal in question. Especially when it's a reposted or well known image. In which case, they'll get critical comments and downvotes. It's embarrassing.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 31 points32 points ago

It'd be so much easier, and garner legitimate karma, if they scooted on down to the local animal shelter and volunteered every weekend. Take some pictures, write some captions, take a video or two, and say, "Anyone in X area looking for an awesome pet? Adopt Spook today!" "Here's me getting mauled in the kitten room! There are too many! Adopt today!"

[–]Zuir 17 points18 points ago

That's a lot harder than finding a picture on the internet and posting it.

[–]saraoflaherty 131 points132 points ago

I once sent my husband a 'Thanks for the anal' e-card, but I didn't post a picture of it to Reddit.

[–]dodahdoodoo 172 points173 points ago

he did

[–]inthisdesert 65 points66 points ago

We got the video too.

[–]thebrokendoctor 39 points40 points ago

Nah, that got deleted when MegaUpload went down with the rest of their vacation sex stuff.

[–]moonicipal 36 points37 points ago

Welp, that's enough reddit for today.

Oh, whoops.

[–]pandashpace 465 points466 points ago

"Nailed it?" "Am i doing this right?" "I know i'll probably get downvoted but.." "If you do this then fuck you" "My mom made me a reddit cake"

[–]fatty1016 134 points135 points ago

"...my autistic girlfriend..."

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[–]abdalfarn 178 points179 points ago

"... [M]y autistic girl[F]riend..."

bauw chicka wow wow

[–]BurlyGoys 76 points77 points ago

I agree with all of this except "fuck you if you do this" because seriously fuck everyone that does most of that shit.

[–]MichaelKoban 12 points13 points ago

I hate when they aren't that bad though.

[–]Nobody_Nailed_It 41 points42 points ago

NOBODY!

[–]Maneatee 78 points79 points ago

Anybody else like/remember this incredibly popular thing?

[–]geekgirlpartier 679 points680 points ago

This

I'll start.

[–]loganz[!] 320 points321 points ago

This. I came here to say this.

[–]bacon_cake 321 points322 points ago

A million upvotes to you good sir!

Edit: I know I'll probably get downvoted to hell for this but...

[–]funkyskunk 203 points204 points ago

<insert comment about your user name that has nothing to do with your comment or the thread>

[–]AraDripsWithLace 160 points161 points ago

<starts off some song lyrics>

[–]twentyfive 171 points172 points ago

You magnificent bastard.

[–]AraDripsWithLace 158 points159 points ago

"I see what you did there..."

[–]robotbigfoot 188 points189 points ago

This will probably get buried, but I created an account just so I could upvote you on my cake day.

[–]EvadableMoxie 144 points145 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted.

[–]edsspoon 128 points129 points ago

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

[–]MasterBurd 12 points13 points ago

This turned into /r/circlejerk really fast.

[–][deleted] 123 points124 points ago

[–]cheezis4ever 63 points64 points ago

ron paul ron paul ron paul ron paul

[–]icankilluwithmybrain 6 points7 points ago

Nope, chuck testa.

[–]Pointer1VB 82 points83 points ago

Commenting on the highest upvoted comment just so that my comment is near the top, giving me extra upvotes and karma.

[–]SufficientAnonymity 16 points17 points ago

/thread

I'm saying it in an ironic manner xD

[–]Skote07 123 points124 points ago

"This will probably get burried" TOP COMMENT

[–]air0day 407 points408 points ago*

I despise reddit's general obsession with itself.

Reddit was meant to be obsessed with OTHER stuff, it's a link aggregator. Discussion was added to let members discuss the links.

So references to other reddit threads, meta-discussions about reddit, memes, "i met a redditor!", the narwhal baconing, "omg Colbert mentioned reddit", discussing upvotes/downvotes/karma, "cake day", "hey reddit, look what...", karma whoring, discussions about karma whoring, and lots of other irritating things fall out of reddit's general need to discuss itself more than interesting things happening around the web and the world. It's becoming increasingly insular to the point where, if you spend an hour on reddit, you learn a lot more about the reddit community than anything else, even if you stick to topic-specific subreddits.

Every link and every comment in, say, /r/gaming, should be about gaming. Instead the links and comments are usually hyper-aware of reddit itself.

/r/reddit used to be the place to talk about reddit itself, but now that reddit talks about reddit everywhere on reddit, reddit closed /r/reddit. The word reddit now looks weird to you.

Yes I'm aware of the irony in this post.

[–]dakru 40 points41 points ago*

That's the most original one I've seen on these threads. Uh, I mean HOLY SHIT A REDDITOR! When does the spelling edit: narwhal bacon?

[–]bdubaya 172 points173 points ago

It's my le cakeday, so DAE like this weed shaped like Ron Paul? I'll start.

[–]DastardlyBarnacle 59 points60 points ago

Holy shit, you just Sparknoted reddit.

[–]kwood09 355 points356 points ago

More and more, I feel like reddit has run its course, that it's just in eternal September. The same posts get posted all the time, especially in AskReddit, and it's always the same top answer.

What common misconception annoys you the most? People only use 10 percent of their brains.

How did your parents troll you? My mom told me that when the ice cream truck played music, it meant they were out of ice cream.

Do Americans really wear shoes inside? No, not all Americans wear their shoes inside, and it's not even a big deal if you do.

Men of reddit, what women's clothing do you hate? Uggs with tights and big sunglasses.

What book didn't live up to its hype? Wuthering Heights and A Catcher in the Rye.

What's your instant turn-off? Being rude to waitresses.

Seriously, this shit is getting old. How the fuck do these topics and top answers stay so incredibly consistent? Who is so self-aggrandizing and in need of internet approval that they upvote the same shit over and over and over again?

[–]vlf_fata 54 points55 points ago

I hadn't read the ice cream truck one. But all of the other ones are fucking spot on.

[–]yiggity_yag 33 points34 points ago

More on that point, r/AskReddit is just the same regurgitation with a cycle of about 6 months. Honestly, if you search r/AskReddit for a topic similar to a topic already on top, you will find 3-4 just like it from months or years ago. It's like reddit wants to be updated every 6 months on "your worst delivery-driver experience" or "the rudest thing you've ever seen in public", like we honestly have THAT many different stories to tell in that short amount of time to necessitate a new thread.

[–]lo0o0ongcat 35 points36 points ago

6 months? It repeats itself every week

[–]AmbroseB 185 points186 points ago

When redditors upvote a technical answer without actually knowing anything about the subject, simply because it sounds right or seems like common sense.

I'm a lawyer, and the amount of bullshit I've seen upvoted as if it were some sort of brilliant legal discourse whilst being just plainly wrong and/or nonsensical is staggering.

[–]Subhazard 39 points40 points ago

I now have you RES tagged as 'Actual Lawyer'

[–]AmbroseB 71 points72 points ago

Remember, if you ever learn anything from my posts you're now legally and morally obligated to let me know so I can bill you.

[–]Subhazard 79 points80 points ago

Color on RES tag changed to gray.

[–]Farn 119 points120 points ago

Rage comics that don't tell anything interesting or amusing, but just regale a mundane story, and it's expected to be funny just because of the faces. And then they end it with "true story," as if one of your friends saying something stupid is so mind blowingly unbelievable.

[–]nutbusta 41 points42 points ago

So, 99.9% of rage comics then.

[–]EmeralSword 6 points7 points ago

On top of that, "le me" brings my piss to a boil. And of course, the more meme jokes they can cram into a rage comic: *"like a boss" *" my cake day" *"a wild _____ appeared!" the better the comic is herp derp derp.

[–]Pointer1VB 200 points201 points ago

Editing a comment either adding disbelief on getting a ton of upvotes or thanking the community for upvoting.

[–]BeefPieSoup 58 points59 points ago

EDIT: OMG front page!!! I love you all!!!!11one!!

[–]squishypoo91 25 points26 points ago

Haha you usually see an onslaught of downvotes after they do that

[–]gg_h4x_ 6 points7 points ago

I wish I had a giant gun to shoot these people from space.

[–]Subhazard 20 points21 points ago

Yes, everyone has to have a fucking 'thank the academy' speech every time they get on the front page. Like anyone cares.

Post quality stuff and you'll get to the front page. I do, and it happens to me. Do I care? No.

[–]sleazyrider 262 points263 points ago

"Today is my cake day..."

[–]lbtrigger 337 points338 points ago

Well this is awkward

[–]sleazyrider 34 points35 points ago

Never read another of your posts, but I already love you. I do like little coincidences and attention to detail.

Minutia.

So--just this once....I will say happy birthday.

But if I find out that you made a "cake day" post, I will hunt you down, fuck you in the ass, and post it on Gone Wild.

[–]lbtrigger 9 points10 points ago

I just tagged y- ...kidding. Although I really am a fan of tagging people. Who knows. Maybe we'll cross paths again one day. Maybe tomorrow. Maybe the next day. Hell, maybe even a year from right now.

And I might reply to one of your comments. Maybe in one of your comments within Gone Wild. And in that comment you quietly whisper your secret fetish of loving "cake day".

And I look by my username. See the cake. And simply reply,

"Well this is awkward"

[–]likeabosh 68 points69 points ago

They should get rid of the cake to be honest, no real reason other than providing an excuse to karma whore for upvotes

[–]ThreeBlindMice 30 points31 points ago

When someone posts a really interesting topic but it has a spelling mistake in it. I go in to read the 1500 comments to see what people have to say and its just 1460 crappy jokes about the spelling mistake :(

I really wanted to see some opinions!

[–]AParanoidEmu 342 points343 points ago

Le le le le le le le.

[–]ramerica 37 points38 points ago

[–]Jensaarai 14 points15 points ago

The last three times I've seen "le" on Reddit, it's been somebody complaining about it.

[–]Dr_fish 72 points73 points ago

I have you tagged as 'Has an interesting anus' but I can't remember why...

[–]AParanoidEmu 87 points88 points ago

Wanna see?

[–]Dr_fish 51 points52 points ago

Well if it's interesting...

[–]AParanoidEmu 103 points104 points ago

Well OK then...brace yourself. NSFW

http://i.imgur.com/9C5zC.jpg

[–]mrchunks 35 points36 points ago

Can't see the anus, mind lifting your feathers a bit?

[–]Dr_fish 55 points56 points ago

That is so hot.

[–]EbonicPlague 16 points17 points ago

I wish someone would create a comic showing the dialogue between Dr. Fish and his patient AParanoidEmu

[–]tptbrg95 16 points17 points ago

As long as we're in a thread where we get to complain about reddit things, I hate these "I have you tagged as__" comments.

[–]YouWithTheFace 364 points365 points ago

The top comment being shitty puns and unfunny novelty accounts instead of worthwhile discussion .

It's pathetic when you have to scroll to the bottom of the page to get legit answer sometimes.

[–]WholeWideWorld 42 points43 points ago

Ugh I cant stand this either. They seem to have increased in number.

[–]rolliedean 34 points35 points ago

What operating system do you use?

[–]afishinthewell 12 points13 points ago

So many comments are regurgitations of others. The stupid look of disapproval, the SO BRAVE, the god damned puns, it's like watching a sitcom, same old tropes every thread. Somebody say something even remotely strange? ASCII eyes. That really contributes to the discusion.

[–]CDFraser9 105 points106 points ago

Upvote to you sir!

Fuck everything about that.

[–]AraDripsWithLace 65 points66 points ago

Using rage comics to illustrate everything because OMGTHEY'RESORELEVANT.

[–]MrsNeilPHarris 157 points158 points ago

Whenever someone posts a story, and then another person replies with "you sir, are a gentleman and a scholar".
Also, "this!"

[–]TROGDORRRR 49 points50 points ago

AND MY AXE!
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?
some of the most overused phrases ever

[–]Caboose32 167 points168 points ago

The "perfectly drawn" in rage comics

[–]nicesalamander 99 points100 points ago

le perfectly drawn object.

[–]Ouid 76 points77 points ago

LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE

[–]Nokel 24 points25 points ago

ME GUSTA.

[–]minno 56 points57 points ago

ME [some kind of pun]STA

[–]tay_ray 50 points51 points ago

ME PUNSTA

[–]indirect_storyteller 16 points17 points ago

QUICK, UPVOTE THIS GUY, IT'S HIS CAKEDAY!!!!

[–]locklearjet 84 points85 points ago

The incessant forever-alone circle jerk and the frothy wave of misogyny that spills forth.

[–]BritishHobo 32 points33 points ago

I'm so tired of people whining about the 'friend-zone'.

[–]Jamaicaman90 5 points6 points ago

I just hate how nothing can be brought up that involves activities that are explicitly for groups or couples without a fair few comments just there to get the phrase 'forever alone' in there.

The topic is about going to the cinema with a girl. You stop telling us about how you've never been to a cinema with a girl, and I won't pop up on topics about travel and point out that I've never left Europe.

[–]kcarruthers 69 points70 points ago

The fact that people can't tell a simple story without making it into an unfunny rage comic. LE ME HERPIN ON LE DERP WITH LE DERPINA WHEN SUDDENLY LE BACON LOL ME GUSTA TRUE STORY

All of my hate.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

People saying "Nailed it"

[–]psikeiro 35 points36 points ago

Redditors posting on youtube "I come from reddit" or "Reddit sent me here"

[–]999realthings 133 points134 points ago

[FIXED], grrrrrr

You didn't fixed anything, in fact you ruined it.

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

Don't forget the related "No, THIS is the best (thing)" and "I'll see your (whatever) and raise you (some other thing)." karmawhoring shitposts.

[–]ur_killing_me_smalls 27 points28 points ago

When people submit a self post and then come back later to edit it and add something like:

omg I can't believe this made it to the front page. Thank you so much. I never could have imagined all these responses. I'm usually such a loser. lol. my bff jill. blah blah blah.

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points ago

My girlfriend slept with my brother, should we break up?

TIL my tenage son is a drug addict, what do I do?

Hey reddit what is your funniest excrement-related story?

[–]bot0004 68 points69 points ago

Yes.

Drugs.

Anal.

[–]LurkingisFun 21 points22 points ago

Santorum on his car.
Make him snort Santorum.
Santorum.

[–]smuggy 216 points217 points ago

People downvoting a thoughtful, pertinent, and well-written post, simply because they disagree with what it is saying.

The masses upvoting a stupid joke over a useful post. I don't mind when the joke is funny, but that rarely happens. It's usually just a dumb pun or a reference to some meme.

[–]canada432 18 points19 points ago

I'll just add to that with the whole upvote/downvote mentality in general nowadays. Well-written and insightful post supported by evidence and examples, but with an unpopular opinion? Downvotes to oblivion. Person hurling obscenitites and calling you stupid for having an unpopular opinion, supported with nothing but ranting and hatred. Upvotes. Meme/pun/sarcasm/insideredditjoke? Upvotes. Rage comic? Upvotes. Interesting and informative article? TL;DR, downvotes.

There's a reason I don't subscribe to most of the defaults anymore, but its even gotten rather bad as some of the specific subreddits get more popular.

[–]EmotionalMillionaire 55 points56 points ago

When someone posts something and people reply with "I came here to say this, upvote!" it always makes me sad to see those posts get downvoted, because their intention is right but it's like GODDAMNIT YOU GUYS YOU KNOW THIS POST IS GOING TO GET DOWNVOTED. WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING IT? JUST UPVOTE IT AND MOVE ON.

[–]mfarah 124 points125 points ago

When discussing politics, people who downvote others because they don't agree with what they say, no matter how well-thought out the post is.

[–]Pointer1VB 73 points74 points ago*

This really gets me because you can't have a good political discourse on here. All the opposing posts on a topic are downvoted into oblivion and everything becomes a huge circle jerk. Try posting something about SOPA that is slightly different from what everyone says. I said something once similar to (paraphrasing) "SOPA is a bad idea, but I understand that curtailing piracy is a legitimate concern for the entertainment industry". Nobody ever saw it because it was downvoted to hell.

[–]gammon9 46 points47 points ago

There was a heavily upvoted post today suggesting legislation that would make everything posted on the internet free. You will never persuade redditors that they don't deserve everything they want without paying for it.

Shit's ridiculous.

[–]gyrferret 9 points10 points ago

It's really sad how spot on old people describe our generation.

"entitled generation" is what we will be remembered as (age group 21 - 30 right now)

[–]canada432 8 points9 points ago

The thing is, that was passed on from the baby boomers. Our parents had everything, and they spoiled their kids. Except now we've reached a point where the bubble has collapsed and can't support everybody having everything anymore. Baby boomers had the same issue, the difference is that they never had to deal with the bubble bursting. They thought they should have cheap education and they got it. We think we should have cheap education and we're "entitled." They thought they should have well-paying jobs with good working hours and lots of benefits, and they got it. We want the same but because there aren't enough now we're "entitled." While it may be accurate, its a disgusting show of pot calling the kettle black.

[–]Disgruntled_Old_Trot 33 points34 points ago

And along those lines, the assumption that anyone in government who holds a position contrary to the Prevailing Reddit WisdomTM must be a soulless corrupt bastard instead of entertaining the possibility that someone might sincerely hold a different opinion, however misguided they may be.

[–]idkydi 31 points32 points ago

I was downvoted for suggesting we not "string up" our elected officials...

[–]notthegolfer 3 points4 points ago

Well, to be fair...

[–]TooMuchPants 3 points4 points ago*

You know what's interesting is I've never seen an issue reddit was so divided on before. I take the opposite position from you and have been arguing lately on reddit in several threads against copyright laws in general. About half the threads I get upvoted; half of them I get downvoted. It's like the hivemind can't make up its mind, or it sort of depends on which side gets to the post first.

Either way, though, it's the most annoying thing about reddit to me. You're completely right: it makes it impossible to actually have discussions about things. I don't see any way to change it, though.

[–]wearmyownkin 11 points12 points ago

It doesn't even have to be politics. Any topic that goes against general consensus of a subreddit is downvoted. Let's all jerk some more

[–]68chevelle 33 points34 points ago

Poster: I dropped my ring down the sink. How do I get it?

Response: You shouldn't have dropped it down the sink.

[–]valley-trash 99 points100 points ago

People who only bother commenting to correct a grammatical/spelling error, while clearly disregarding the whole point of the post/comment.

[–]TryUsingScience 43 points44 points ago

I was looking for an error in your post that I could correct for irony/easy upvotes, but alas, your perfect grasp of the English language has foiled my plan.

[–]NiceSlackzGurl 103 points104 points ago

"THIS."

"Good sir."

"Came here to say this."

"Here, have an upvote."

"Upvoted."

"I see what you did there."

ಠ_ಠ

"Nailed it." / "Nailed it?"

"Le"

"For science"

"DAE think [something everyone agree with]?"

"I know I'll probably get downvoted for this, but..."

"That's enough reddit for today. closelaptop.gif"

"Did you guys play with Legos/Barbies/children's toys in the 90s too??"

Also any AskReddit questions designed to elicit racist/sexist/homophobic responses.

Any discussion which uses "evolutionary psychology" to prove any of the above responses.

Rage comics.

[–]animalcrackers1 14 points15 points ago

People who down-vote you because they do not agree with your point of view. It's really nice to encounter a Redditor once in a while who is objective and can disagree with you without being an asshole about it.

[–]badgerzmmkay 38 points39 points ago

Lots of sexism and objectification of women alongside a bunch of moaning about being friendzoned.

[–]kingoflego 26 points27 points ago

I'll tell you what I dislike about Reddit.

OP: "Look at this cool thing!" Comments: "That's not that cool; I hate that; Why are people upvoting this?"

OP: "Look at this funny thing!" Comments: "How do you think this is funny?!; So unfunny; NOT FUNNY."

OP: "Man, this thing sucks." Comments: "Really? I love this thing; Am I the only one who loves this thing?; HOW DO YOU NOT LIKE THIS THING!"

And so on, and so forth. There's such a feeling of negativity on Reddit, it really bothers me.

[–]_LanaKane_ 92 points93 points ago

"This will probably get buried..." THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

[–]egotripping 25 points26 points ago

When people deliberately try to make something a meme. I'm not really a fan of memes in general, but that shit irritates the hell out of me. LET IT GO PEOPLE.

[–]greenRiverThriller 48 points49 points ago

It's generic hatred for fat and overweight people. If you are drowning in debt, got AIDS from a lapse in judgement, were injured in sports, are dying of lung cancer from smoking, or are addicted to drugs... Reddit has all the sympathy in the world for you.

But damn you to hell if you dare have a weight problem.

[–]BritishHobo 18 points19 points ago

It's because a lot of people on here are incredibly hypocritical when it comes to looks. They'll go to fucking town on hot girls who they deem shallow because they won't lower their standards enough to date an unattractive guy who rarely washes or shaves and isn't confident enough to ask them out anyway, and yet they'll turn around and not only refuse to lower their standards for girls they deem unattractive, but go much much further and mock them and laugh at them for their looks, all the while convincing themselves that they're nice guys.

[–]SirBraneDamuj 5 points6 points ago

Yeah I hate this too. It's hypocrisy at its worst. The issue is that it's not just prevalent on reddit, it's extremely prevalent in our society as a whole. It's something that sadly I don't see changing any time soon.

[–]bokononpontifex 26 points27 points ago

I have never seen any politician inspire the level of fawning sycophancy that Ron Paul has achieved on reddit.

[–]Lots42 9 points10 points ago

My theory is that some of the fawning is paid employees of Ron.

[–]scotty757 20 points21 points ago

Mine is the fact reddit can get pretty racist at times. Not completely obvious racism but a not so subtle one either. I guess I'm more upset over the lack of sensitivity to certain racial issues.

[–]gibson_ 11 points12 points ago

People who completely misuse adviceanimal type things.

The "One does not simply" meme, especially.

"blah blah blah blah. I'll start."

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

"TV Tropes?! There goes my day!"

[–]meeeow 60 points61 points ago

"Here's a post or link on a topic mostly relevant to women / impacts women / on an issue primaraly regarding women"

without fail, on comments: "But this also impacts men! Why aren't we discussing that?!"

[–]BeefPieSoup 12 points13 points ago

Or whenever there is a "women of reddit,..." askreddit, there is always a subsequent "men of reddit,..." one. And vice versa. Just ask everyone in the one post?

[–]gerwalking 12 points13 points ago

Jesus christ, seriously. Yes, violence against men happens and it's serious, but why does someone attempt to derail every single post about violence against women into talking about violence against men?

[–]sassycat69 237 points238 points ago

When the males on reddit upvote any story about all women being cheating whores. Come on guys, we aren't all that bad.

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[–]girltano 32 points33 points ago

Seeing internalized misogyny, especially in an environment as male-dominated as Reddit, is terribly discouraging :(.

[–]butterbeany 22 points23 points ago

"I'm a girl and I would NEVER get jealous of my boyfriend if he was rubbing his face in some random chick's boobs for 5 minutes while fingering a lesbian who was licking another girl's taint! I can't believe she broke up with him. She must be really insecure."

Shoot me now.

[–]OctavianSa 52 points53 points ago

There's just so many special snowflakes out there...

[–]Fletch71011 31 points32 points ago

OMG A GIRL

[–]Beeftech67 12 points13 points ago

People who repost links that are already on the front-page of a subreddit, and have been up there for a while.

I'm really not sure why, but people who just relentlessly post things, with no comments...ever. Something about that just irritates me, like they are not trying to get involved.

[–]zjtihmm[!] 9 points10 points ago

Commenters who only read a title, not the content of a post, and proceed to comment on the title alone. A lot can be addressed in whatever is linked/said inside the post, that's why it's been linked/written. Not taking the time to pay any attention to this and commenting blindly is just kind of dickish, IMO.

[–]CGCWhitehat 9 points10 points ago

Case in point being the recent handcuff post. In the image and the descripition, It is blatantly obvious that the handcuffs are HINGED, yet almost every comment said something like "DERP JUST CUT THE CHAIN STOOPID".

[–]easilystartled 34 points35 points ago

Lawyer Up, sue them, I knew I was an atheist when... , the misogny, bigotry, racism, and then people claiming they are neither of these, by giving a very flimsy reason as to why they aren't..."i'm not trying to be racist, but this super reliable article I found claims that; Blacks/Hispanics/Whites/Africans/Europeans/North Americans/South Americans/British/Asian/Australiasians are lazy...and the hatred towards females and being "friendzoned is the worst"...Not a long list at all

[–]Coyle 139 points140 points ago*

BACON. Fuck's sake get over, it's only a piece of food/

edit: downvotes, really?

[–]ILOSTJZ 25 points26 points ago

And how it is so often associated with masculinity... or am I just interpreting things weirdly?

[–]lightningman26 138 points139 points ago

Blatant racism and misogyny.

[–]LurkingisFun 58 points59 points ago

"Now, i'm not racist, but, i'm sick of all these smelly ignorant blacks, jews and chinese coming up into my store and buying my shit. All like 'Uh you got any Gum for sale, man?'. Who the fuck do they think they are? Bastids, is what they is."

[–]Wizard_Win 45 points46 points ago*

X Level: Asian

It's a completely regular X but an Asian is involved. "lol upvote he's so asian, look at him do that thing which everyone else does lol! asain!"

I don't care that someone finds it funny for some unknown innate reason. It is empty, witless racism (and sexism) which is funny to that person because they are ignorant of how annoying stereotypes are to that race/sex, and ignorant of how those stereotypes remind that race/sex of the bias/stereotype people have of them.

(I'm not gonna lie I have laughed at some, but many of them are witless, like 90% of them are just stupid, and they get close to the front page)

[–]davef47 18 points19 points ago

"I did nazi that coming!"

[–]WuzzupPotato 8 points9 points ago

seriously, this pun along with the "Anne Frankly" one has been used MILLIONS of times.

[–]Stratisphear 9 points10 points ago

The constant circlejerk of how /r/atheism is a circlejerk.

[–]perscitia 227 points228 points ago

The rampant misogyny.

[–]EvadableMoxie 178 points179 points ago*

If you point it out and you're a girl, its because your an overly sensitive prude who can't control her emotions.

If you point it out and you're a guy, you're a pathetic forever alone white knight.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

Reddit reminds me of my redneck-filled rural high school. Despite what you may think, most of the people weren't particularly racist. But expressions of racism, whether jokes or not, were tolerated, where speaking against these expressions wasn't. It was like racism was within the acceptable range of discourse, but anti-racism was going against the current. I think this had a lot to do with the fact that almost everyone there was white.

Replace racism with sexism in the above, and you have Reddit. The fact that most people here are male (and in fact, people just assume others are male if they don't say, so women seem more scarce than they are) creates this "boy's club" environment where most people aren't sexist, but most people tolerate sexism, in fact more than they tolerate anti-sexism.

[–]yakityyakblah 168 points169 points ago*

To list a few:

1) Relationship advice that presumes women all act exactly the same, typically assuming they're manipulative whores.

2) "Women belong in the kitchen/make sandwiches" jokes, you're not an edgy comedian. Repeating a decades old joke isn't edgy, it's annoying.

3) Attractive woman in a picture? Better tell her I want to fuck her. Unattractive woman in a picture? Better tell her she's ugly. Underage girl in a picture? Better tell her I want to fuck her and make reference to pedo bear or Chris Hansen. Woman who doesn't fit all of the above? Better tell her she's an attention whore for posting a picture she's in.

4) The unrealistic expectation that women must be publicly innocent but privately completely submissive to your every sexual whim, otherwise she is either a prude disrespectful of a man's sexual needs or a whore who will cheat on you with everyone.

5) The immediate knee jerk response that any guy who does anything for a girl and is not dating them is in the friendzone, and the woman must be leading him on in order to extract favours from him.

[–]tildo 54 points55 points ago

3 is the worst because it seems like guys have no awareness of why it's shitty behavior.

[–]BritishHobo 20 points21 points ago

It's one of those fucking irritating things where people write it as if they're doing it ironically, like 'hey, wouldn't it be really inappropriate if I were to tell this underaged girl she's hot?', but at the same time they are actually doing it.

Plus it's the same comments and jokes every time. It's just an incredibly depressing lack of originality and creativity, the inevitability of people making crude sexual jokes.

[–]alirage 5 points6 points ago

i've been trying to find the words for this idea for a long time. if you tell the same "ironic" sexist/racist/otherwise inappropriate joke over and over and over again, there's no opposite behavior to compare it to so it stops being ironic and is just an inappropriate joke--gleefully perpetuated to the point of tradition. and anything that is repeated so fucking often as this stops being funny, so i don't get who is benefiting.

[–]alirage 10 points11 points ago

YES, to all of this. i am so sick of number 5. males and females can be mutual friends, believe it or not. and to people who claim to be in the friend zone--if you're so miserable being just friends with a girl and she obviously doesn't want to be anything more than that, you are free to stop being her friend at any time. i'm sure she doesn't even want someone around who considers himself to be "friendzoned" and secretly bitches about it all the time. the whole concept is creepy.

[–]MrScantron 6 points7 points ago

I tried to fight back against the lame "sammich!!!" jokes but Jesus some people love them. I don't understand how something that played out and uncreative is still appealing

[–]lains 40 points41 points ago

I once got called a white knight for saying it wasn't OK to tell women not to get a breast reduction because it was "a wonderful gift" or some shit.

I'm a female who got a breast reduction, and once I mentioned that he deleted his post, lols.

[–]canada432 38 points39 points ago

I got called a white night for bitching about everybody laughing at a gif of a guy slapping a woman, who then threw her drink in his face and turned around, and he sucker punched and dropped her on a concrete patio. Apparently she deserved to have her head cracked open because she threw her drink in his face, and slapping her wasn't a good enough reason to do so. Hundreds and hundreds of downvotes and white knight hate messages for that one. Anybody who thinks reddit isn't misogynist isn't paying attention.

[–]IdiotRedditor- 21 points22 points ago

And racism.

[–]Jzkqm 26 points27 points ago

Came here to say this!

[–]salfasano 27 points28 points ago

When a someone with a nickname such as niggercuntfucker40000 writes a really insightful comment and then invariably the next comment will be something short referencing niggercuntfucker40000's name.

[–]Anatidaephobia 29 points30 points ago

*edit: DOWNVOTES? REALLY???

[–]imrobert 80 points81 points ago

Novelty accounts, SO BRAVE, I know I'll get downvoted to hell, I'll start, FIXED, and pretty much anything that isn't an original comment; if you didn't think of it, please don't post it.

[–]yep45 7 points8 points ago

how can you get tired of so brave?

[–]Logan37 22 points23 points ago

Making fun of Justin Bieber, Rachel Black, etc... I don't like their music at all either but how is it okay to constantly make fun of someone who can barely drive, yet someone makes a rage comic about how they think religion is stupid is the asshole here?

[–]rosarumal 25 points26 points ago

"Reddit used to be so much better"

[–]Cheshire057 61 points62 points ago

I hate when something is clearly "NSFW" but the person does not put a tag on it and i open it at work. They should be banned for it. There is NSFW tags for a reason.

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous[!] 56 points57 points ago

Similarly, when a person tags "NSFW" for something that is clearly safe for any work, just to get more attention to it. It's not as common, but it happens.

[–]RuleNine 32 points33 points ago

I get annoyed when someone tags a post as NSFW for written language (i.e. not a video or audio clip) and the language in question is no bigger than the font in this sentence, as though the word fuck isn't on the front page at least once in every dozen titles.

[–]Tulkaas 26 points27 points ago*

If I could remove one thing from reddit, it would be the circlejerk comments that are always somehow the most upvoted, even though everyone complains about them. Every redditor knows that these comments will be the highest rated ones in a thread, for some damn reason.

I won't list all of the type of comments I'm talking about, cause you all get the idea. Things like the reddit switch-a-roo, a reference to Bill Murray not being believed, Jolly Rancher ( and other meta-references like mentioned by the OP), "Who was phone", ___CEPTION!!!.

Things like that. There is 0 value added. I just hate that shit.

ALSO:

The stupid fucking pedantry that always gets upvoted. No one thinks its funny. No one thinks you are funny. Every single person knew what the comment that you are replying to meant. Not grammar nazi, and I guess not actual pedantry, by its defintion. I mean those stupid wordplay things that aren't smart at all. I'm talking about things when the original comment is like "My car was making a really weird noise one day..." and the response is like "How did you teach your car to talk??" or "Enjoying a sandwich and [movie], great night" Response: "How did [movie] taste??" LOLOLOLOLOLOL GO fuck yourself

[–]enkidu686 28 points29 points ago

Good guys and scumbags. Everything is god damned good guys and scumbags now. It's like no one can convey the concept of people doing good or bad things without it. This fucking good cat craig or whatever that's been all over /r/trees today is just one more reason for me to hate it.

[–]neg8ivezero 23 points24 points ago

Whooshing. Seriously... it isn't even funny. Not to mention the senseless anger and pretentious, condescending attitude towards newcomers and people who make minor mistakes.

[–]mamacrocker 24 points25 points ago

The fact that any time someone mentions fanny (as in fanny packs, etc.), we have to go through the whole "Oh it means something different in England!" "I know! Embarrassment! lulz"

We got it. Fanny = pussy in England. Move on.

[–]Rasrap_Smurf 14 points15 points ago

How people generally claim to be tolerant but then if there's someone with an unpopular opinion, say, doesn't like alcohol, then they'll get downvoted just because it's not "normal"

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

"I know this is going to be downvoted but...."

And anything "friendzone" or "forever alone"

[–]NinjaDiscoJesus 6 points7 points ago

Jingoism

[–]NINE_HUNDRED 7 points8 points ago

"This will get buried but anyway.."

And pretty much everything OP put. "LOL I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE" Yes, we all do.

[–]LeMadnessofKingHippo 6 points7 points ago

People accusing others of "karma whoring" on text-based posts. How hard is it to understand that they DO NOT get points from those?

[–]n00ks 4 points5 points ago

"Derping around at Derpmart drinking Dr. Derper when suddenly a wild Derp appears!"

[–]Wizzlebee 25 points26 points ago

"Go ahead and downvote me"

That's practically an invitation, and I always do.

[–]ahawks 91 points92 points ago

  • Pun threads

  • Actually any thread meme. Song lyrics. Puns. etc.

  • /r/atheism on front page

  • When people complain that "reddit" can't make up it's mind because there are 2 conflicting view points. It's not like we actually are a single hive mind.

[–]dubyaohohdee 17 points18 points ago

Le

[–]09112001 27 points28 points ago

When there are already like 1500 replies to a thread I want to respond to early so everyone can see my epic comment and upvote. Case in point: this thread.

[–]Pointer1VB 15 points16 points ago

Or commenting on a highly upvoted comment just so yours appears near the top.

[–]Dr_fish 15 points16 points ago

Novelty accounts that aren't clever or original but still get massively upvoted anyway. Like these two.

[–]mynamewasfuck 33 points34 points ago

Small annoyance, but:

"Men of Reddit, do you [something pertaining to being attracted to women]...?"

"Women of Reddit, do you [something pertaining to being attracted to men]...?"

"Reddit, [anything pertaining to being attracted toward the opposite sex]?"

For instance:

"Men of Reddit, what's a small habit you find most attractive in women?" or "Women of Reddit, what's something guys can do to really turn you on outside the bedroom?" or "What's the worst thing someone of the opposite sex can do when hitting on you?" There are a shitload of these threads on /askreddit all the time. I don't think that most of them explicitly want heterosexual input, it's just that their authors forgot or don't care that lgbt people read Reddit, too.

Look. I know you guys know that gay people exist, and they definitely exist on Reddit. Look up the demographic infographic some time; there are a lot of us here. Would it kill you to phrase your title in a way that doesn't exclude us? "People who are attracted to women, do you [anything pertaining to being attracted to women?]" or even just "Do you [anything pertaining to being attracted to women]?"

Because if you don't, and I want to answer the thread, I have to make a disclaimer comment about how I'm gay instead of just answering. "I'm gay so I don't know if you even care about my shit, but I love it when a woman bites her lip in public when she's concentrating hard." Every time. And then I get comments like "you don't have to announce you're gay all the time," etc. Believe me, I don't want to. If the author of the opening post didn't assume only men are into women, I wouldn't have to.

Don't get me wrong, sometimes the topics are specifically geared toward men. If your topic is "Men of Reddit, what's the worst harm anyone's ever done to your penis?", then you can feel free to exclude me. But if your topic's just aimed at finding out what people who are attracted to women/men find or attractive or don't, why not phrase it inclusively?

[–]dakru 12 points13 points ago

People complaining about people repeating topics, like on AskReddit. I don't see the problem. Yes, there are 20+ archived versions of most questions, and searching for them is great if you want to read what other people posted. But it doesn't allow you and others to post now and discuss it.

[–]LeGnosis 45 points46 points ago

grammar nazi's.

some of us are dyslexic.

[–]MalignantMouse 43 points44 points ago

People not bothering to use the search bar.

[–]milkdoesthebodygood 94 points95 points ago

The search bar is terrible. I can never find an old post or something if the phrase i'm looking for is just a little bit off.

[–]squishypoo91 41 points42 points ago

Reddits search engine is absolutely terrible. Half the time I'll type in users and they won't come up so I have to dig through old messages so I can click on their name or post. Even if I type it EXACTLY right

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

Protip: google "site:reddit.com <name> <part of message>".

[–]gamblekat 19 points20 points ago

Search is awful. Half of the results are always bullshit 0-karma spam from /r/circlejerk.

[–]LyricalHolster 14 points15 points ago

So Brave