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[–]notadeaagent 83 points84 points ago

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I am interested in purchasing some narcotics from you over the internet. How would I get in contact with you to purchase illegal drugs?

[–]ItsOkImRussian 32 points33 points ago

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PM me. I know of a man.

[–]CocksRobot 36 points37 points ago

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It's okay, he's Russian.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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In Soviet Russia, man knows you!

[–]CasualDave 1 point2 points ago

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In Italy, guy gotta you!

[–]Genre 52 points53 points ago

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Nice try, the police.

[–]bdelgado 39 points40 points ago

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What does Sting's band have to do with this?

[–]ShampocalypseWOW 38 points39 points ago

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He'll be watching you.

[–]Antonskarp 24 points25 points ago

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It's probably a Sting operation.

[–]thedancingbear 5 points6 points ago

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It's operations like these that are why you have to wear that dress tonight.

[–]DS9_fan 3 points4 points ago

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When he retires do you think he'll rename himself Stung?

[–]stinkytaco 3 points4 points ago

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It says not a dea agent. Don't you read the user names?

[–]ElectroFrosty 2 points3 points ago

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This has been said countless times, but this has to be my opinion of the best novelty account ever.

[–]qtychr 19 points20 points ago

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Someone did an IAMA simliar to this but he got caught. He had a whole setup like you selling Acid on line. They way they caught him is one of his customers asked him something specific like what car he drives or something. Don't answer anything specific on the phone / email.

Do you use latex gloves to hide traces of dns / finger prints?

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[–]Anonymo 22 points23 points ago

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What kind of car do you drive?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You sir just made my day.

[–]willis77 4 points5 points ago

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  • What other precautions do you take? I assume you wear gloves. Do you also go full-on hair nets, body suit, clean room, etc?

  • Are you ever worried about the cops tracking the source of the materials you use to pack the drugs? I've heard of murder cases being solved by tracking the serial numbers on the trash bags where the bodies were stored.

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[–]dbwun 4 points5 points ago

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Ah so we know you have short hair!

hahaha we're after you

[–]pcgamerwithamac 37 points38 points ago

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Must hide traces of domain name system.

[–]NumeroDos 15 points16 points ago

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If, hypothetically, one were to wish to purchase LSD but had absolutely no contacts of any kind, how would one go about obtaining it from a service such as yourself? Basically, how do you FIND that shit?

I ask for research purposes only, of course. >.>

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[–]NumeroDos 22 points23 points ago

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Looking WHERE?! You can't just ask some dude, "HEY GOT ANY ACID, BUDDY?" How does that introduction to a contact occur? I don't think I'd have much problem finding pot or something by asking friends of friends, but LSD is considerably rarer.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

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Be near a university with a strong chemistry program.

[–]ttaavi 28 points29 points ago

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B R E A K I N G B A D

[–]parkher 7 points8 points ago

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Especially if it's taught by a man named Walter White.

[–]metadan 5 points6 points ago

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Or Walter Bishop...

[–]chekulk 6 points7 points ago

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Donny, please.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You're out of your element.

[–]mattdahack 1 point2 points ago

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Nice fringe reference.

[–]metadan 1 point2 points ago

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Had to be done...

[–]mattdahack 26 points27 points ago

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I cant upvote this enough. When I was in college, my roomate was a chem major. He holds 2 masters degrees. He was recruited by someone in arizona to make mobile meth labs that could fit in a suitcase and produce large amounts of meth in a short amount of time. He suceeded and was able to make over a 100k a month. He did this for about 6 months then gave up. He graduated with his doctorates degree and left the drug trade. He now lives in a million dollar mansion in australia, all his student loans are paid off. If you wanted it he would make it. You can get the restricted/flag throwing chemicals easy if you work for a lab. You just need lab letter head. If you cant get what you need you can reduce and synthesize other chemicals to make what chemical you did need. True story. Let the down voting begin.

[–]grey_sheep 8 points9 points ago

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Let the down voting begin

is a very easy way to be upvoted.

[–]videogamechamp 2 points3 points ago

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It's very unlikely someone at a uni would be able to pull of a stunt like this without getting caught. It's some tricky stuff to concoct, and requires time and some restricted materials.

[–]noelsusman 6 points7 points ago

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It's done at my university, often. Back in the day my university used to supply LSD for a whole state, but they've cracked down some since then. Generally it's the grad students who can pull it off.

[–]videogamechamp 2 points3 points ago

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Makes sense. They'd have the knowledge, which is orgo chem IIRC, and the lack of strict oversight. Still, I'd think some of the precursors are tough to get, but nothing is impossible, especially if you come up with a good reason.

[–]fatmalcontent 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jfatuf 19 points20 points ago

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Go see a jam band. Well, you don't even have to go to the show. Just go to the parking lot 2 hours before the show. Find 'shakedown street' which is where everyone is selling burritos and grilled cheese and t-shirts and beers. Walk up and down this street. Someone will walk by you and 'whisper' what they are selling. It's really quite amazing.

A lot of people make their living off of selling 'things' pre-show. They follow bands like Widespread Panic/Phish around the country and fund their festivities by buying/selling drugs to people before the show.

Protip: Do not wear white sneakers. Do not wear a tye-dye shirt, no matter how legit you think it looks. Do not TRY to fit into the scene. You do not fit it. People will think you are a cop.

[–]maqikelefant 16 points17 points ago

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You basically just have to know the right people. However, looking for Lucy almost never works. If you go looking for it, 90% of the time you'll get ripped off for some fake shit. As good ol' Hunter S. Thompson so succinctly put it, "You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready."

[–]lostPixels 6 points7 points ago

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Try to hit up the underground electronic music scene. Be sociable with some people, and then ask if they know anyone who is selling acid.

The scary thing about fake acid is that if it's DOx, you're going to be in for a 3-4 day monster trip, that you can't end. That's why you should find people who have already tried what you're buying.

[–]2cats2hats 1 point2 points ago

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What is DOx?

[–]lostPixels 1 point2 points ago

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Scary Stuff, it's a chemical kind of like LSD, but way more dangerous. DOx means with DOB or DOI(I think thre may even be more). http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/dob/dob.shtml http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/doi/doi.shtml

[–]2cats2hats 1 point2 points ago

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So is this the new acid? Or is it for people who want to try acid but get peddled this stuff? Serious question.

Thanks for the links.

[–]lostPixels 2 points3 points ago

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I don't know too much about it, but I do know that I'd never buy it, if I wanted to trip I'd stick to LSD or mushrooms. DOx's are called research chemicals, which are untested, and could be possibly carcinogenic or worse. They are made in China, exported and sold online through vendors that are shady. There are TONS of them, ranging from psychedelics to stimulants to dissociatives.

The OP won't sell opiates, but some RCs are addictive too, and cause all sorts of horrible neurotoxic effects on the people who experiment with them. No one likes to admit it, but MDMA is definitely harmful, it has left me with some negative side effects from using it 6+ months ago.

[–]p0op 3 points4 points ago

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What kind of side effects do you have from using MDMA?

[–]angstywhiteman 3 points4 points ago

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Find pot. Ask the dude that sells it to you.

[–]Weikai 2 points3 points ago

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Just ask any high schooler, they all have the connect for pot.

[–]xecosine 1 point2 points ago

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I asked. He doesn't know. What do?

[–]angstywhiteman 1 point2 points ago

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I don't know what to do if that fails, sorry.

[–]klafka 1 point2 points ago

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music festivals, raves, jam band concerts, colleges

[–]videogamechamp 1 point2 points ago

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To clarify, if it's very bitter be suspicious, but slightly bitter can be the blotter itself. LSD isn't completely gone, it's been tougher to find than in the past, but not every tab you see will be something else. That being said, there are RCs or, in my experience less often, DOx chemicals. Those are fun too, but different, with different risks, so always try your best to know exactly what you've got.

As for finding, ask your dealer, ask your friends, ask your dealer to ask his friends. Drugs are everywhere, because people love them.

[–]yesidhitthat 2 points3 points ago

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I loved acid. sigh college

[–]boatsauce 30 points31 points ago

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how do I become a client?

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[–]KBPrinceO 21 points22 points ago

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dammit

[–]Reeditor 12 points13 points ago

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Do you realize how hard it is to find drugs for us unsocialized basement dwellers?

[–]MalaysianMafia 10 points11 points ago

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:(

redditor discount if we find you?

[–]lexxed 13 points14 points ago

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Is it like Dopewars in real life ?

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[–]HORSEtheGAME 12 points13 points ago

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What is the sketchiest thing someone has tried in one of your deals?

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[–]Jigsus 4 points5 points ago

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Gay or straight sex?

[–]ceolceol 3 points4 points ago

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Neither.

[–]developmental 10 points11 points ago

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wow. you've got it all figured out...

there's that Gang Starr track where Premier scratches "friends... business... friends... business." two different things; you're smart to keep them separate.

how did you get into it? was it like "I wonder if I can"? or more like "this is what I want to set up?"

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[–]sweepy 7 points8 points ago

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I'm sure it's fun and liberating to talk to others about your business, and maybe you love Reddit and just wanted to participate.
But FFS, weigh the risk management of starting a thread for the world to see. I'm not finding any positives, and the negatives are really bad.
Wish you luck.

[–]phobs 6 points7 points ago

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I'm sure other people are wondering what these are: Greem Dot Cards . Basically a prepaid debit card.

[–]developmental 10 points11 points ago

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I was trying to be funny about having it all figured out...

this is just really interesting. nothing is guaranteed, but it seems like you're relatively safe. anyone even able to notice is probably looking for something so completely different, it'd be tough to put together.

as far as money, you could do way worse. for the sake of argument, maybe picking up a few shifts at a restaurant would equate to depositing tips? servers can easily pull in a few hundred on a 6-hour shift. if anyone ever asks, you'd have a legitimate excuse.

out of the numerous people I've had the "pleasure" of dealing with over the years, you're the only person that seems to realize how important prep can be. you're in a position where no one's going to force you out and you've examined this from different angles to assess risk.

sweet setup. I wish you a little luck, a little congratulations, and all the best!

[–]flesy 4 points5 points ago

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Are you having them use Money Pack to reload? I hope you setup your card with fake credentials or something, they use SSN now. Have you ever used Liberty Reserve? Also why don't you use Western Union like everyone else?

[–]DontCareWhatYouThink 1 point2 points ago

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I know for a fact you can buy prepaid debit cards and call in to their service line to register them with fake info so that they clear online AVS systems.

[–]sferau 1 point2 points ago

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How do you keep your privacy with those Green Dot cards? Wouldn't it be suspicious when you're withdrawing cash, and isn't your name attached to the card? Wouldn't the cops be able to easily track you down if they knew the details to deposit to your card? How does it work?

[–]enkid 9 points10 points ago

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How did you get into?

If security is so tight, wouldn't the supplier be a possible "snitch"?

What kind of things do you do to maintain security?

Do you have any ethics as to who you will and won't sell to?

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[–]angstywhiteman 34 points35 points ago

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You are a very smart drug dealer. Many redditors are considering new careers right now.

[–]TruBlue 1 point2 points ago

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To right they are - I love his work!

[–]codygman 6 points7 points ago

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controlled delivery via LE.. what is that exactly. Like some place they drop it?

[–]Slapguts 5 points6 points ago

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Law Enforcement.

[–]codygman 5 points6 points ago

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I thought of that possibility, but it further confused me. Your getting law enforcement to deliver drugs?????

[–]watabit 23 points24 points ago

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If they suspect a package contains illicit substances, they'll do what's called a controlled delivery. Basically they'll try to get you to take ownership of the package (sign for it, or bring it in your house, etc) with postal cops watching. If you do that, they assume it's yours and you're in deep shit. If you don't sign for it or bring it inside, they can't get you since they have no evidence it was really you that ordered (disturbingly often, people will order packages to "mail drops" - addresses where they know people won't be around to collect them).

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[–]grey_sheep 1 point2 points ago

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do you get on reddit a lot?

[–]Starkii 7 points8 points ago

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Just so you guys know, this is how credit card fraud works. You get a drop address where it's very likely the person won't be home to pick it up. Probably when the guy is a 9-5 Mon-Fri worker. When the mail comes, you just pick it up at 3 PM and the homeowner will never know.

[–]myweedishairy 5 points6 points ago

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This 'mail drop' happened to two separate members of my fraternity in college. Both got arrested for possession of over 30 pounds of marijuana, none of which they had ordered. They just randomly signed for whatever package, and the State Bureau of Investigation busted the door down and searched the house.

[–]Reeditor 1 point2 points ago

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How much does 30 pounds of marijuana cost? Seems like a cheap way to utterly ruin an enemy's life.

[–]l_one 2 points3 points ago* 

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For good to high quality product, $400/oz is standard from what I hear.

That's $1.92 million USD.

Edit: bulk pricing might bring it down to just under $1 million.

Edit: I'm off by a factor of 10 - $192K is the correct amount.

[–]myweedishairy 1 point2 points ago

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Many thousands of dollars. I can't imagine either of these guys having an enemy that wanted them ruined that badly. Plus, they were both exonerated on all charges by the state. Both experienced trouble with the university because it essentially punished them before they even had a chance to defend themselves and explain what happened. One guy got suspended a semester and graduated a year late because the school persecuted him for something he was innocent of.

[–]codygman 4 points5 points ago

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Thanks for the explanation.

[–]thedancingbear 2 points3 points ago

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To elaborate on watabit's point: it all starts in the postal system. If a postal employee (or UPS, whatever) has a reason to suspect a package has drugs, very often, the postal service will hold the package briefly, just for long enough to get a drug sniffing dog.

If the dog alerts, they don't just seize the package; they continue the delivery, and then often will execute a search warrant for the address moments after it's accepted by the recipient.

[–]watabit 3 points4 points ago

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Err, how do you not know who your customers are? They do have to give a shipping address right?

[–]ThePolymath 10 points11 points ago

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How much would you say you make from doing this in a year?

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[–]NinjaHighfive 67 points68 points ago

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This drug dealer talks more professional than my accountant.

[–]nukeleearr 11 points12 points ago

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Because he said Equity Growth?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points ago

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Your accountant probably dumbs thing down cause he thinks you are dumb. Not saying you are. Just saying this because I used to be a staff accountant (not a cpa).

[–]drunkferret 2 points3 points ago

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I was the same way when I dealt. It's a business when you're dealing, it's a culture when you're indulging.

[–]Anonymo 2 points3 points ago

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But, what kind of car do you drive?

[–]pluspen 9 points10 points ago

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How is it that your suppliers are able to ship drugs to you without them or you being caught, and how is it you can send drugs to customers without them or yourself being busted?

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[–]pluspen 13 points14 points ago

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So 9 packages with drugs have been sent to you and seized. Why haven't you been arrested? They know the mail has drugs, and they know the mail was addressed to you, so shouldn't you have been arrested?

[–]Eddie_Black 20 points21 points ago

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Same reason you wouldn't be arrested if i decided to mail you illegal drugs without your knowledge or consent. Plus, i doubt they are mailed to his house or even in his name. probably a PO box under a fake name.

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[–]dritto 3 points4 points ago

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How did you go about obtaining those false identities?

[–]Conlaeb 2 points3 points ago

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You can still take out a PO box with cash and without providing any form of ID I believe, especially at smaller PO's that would probably ignore any new security policies.

[–]grammer-police 8 points9 points ago

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As a former employee at a franchised mail store, I can confirm this. Cash talks and ID isn't a problem. I had a box holder that would call every saturday and have me forward all the mail in his box to a different international address. I took a cut and asked no questions.

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[–]grammer-police 2 points3 points ago

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You are completely right. Lets just say this agreement didn't last too long.

[–]dritto 2 points3 points ago

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Ten years ago? Maybe. Now it sounds like science fiction.

[–]Conlaeb 3 points4 points ago

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I agree that it's probably not the case anymore, romantic to think about the days when we didn't live in a police state, though.

[–]Jalh 7 points8 points ago

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How do you justify your extra income to your family and/or friends ? and how much do you make monthly ?

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[–]l_one 5 points6 points ago

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Interesting. What are your mid- or long-term plans for it then? Leave it be until retirement?

[–]MultipleGodgasm 4 points5 points ago

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Why don't you sell any opiates?

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[–]MultipleGodgasm 3 points4 points ago

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Ah. Smart move. I can see where you're coming from; opiates are a little too good.

Another question, if you don't mind: Are scammers and DEA honeypots a big problem on Tor? I've heard that this is the case with internet RC vendors (see: Operation Web Tryp).

[–]TeddyRuxpin 5 points6 points ago

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you should do another AMA about your recovery!

[–]dieyoubastards 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe he did

[–]HawkDD 9 points10 points ago

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Mark my words, I will find this tor forum if it takes me the rest of my life. And good times will be had by all.

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[–]ashleyraptor 4 points5 points ago

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How much money do you make in a year? Do you only accept cash? Otherwise I'd worry about the IRS looking at my income (if you're in the US anyway).

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[–]refto 2 points3 points ago

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Umm, isn't e-gold basically dead? They had to comply with very strict regulations about a year or two ago?

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[–]ArtVandeley 1 point2 points ago* 

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  • 1 Can't those things be traced back to you if a client gets busted and offered a deal or something ?

  • 2 How much money does you average sale pay ? How much has been your best sale ?

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  • 3 TOR is enough for this ? Haven't you ever hired a proxy service ?

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[–]ItsOkImRussian 4 points5 points ago

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Is there a technique to ship the merchandise? Do you ship to other countries? Any problems with customs?

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[–]R031E5 1 point2 points ago

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Do you ship by normal international mail or by high end service? (e.g. UPS)

[–]pcrim 3 points4 points ago

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I always thought TOR was just a routing thing. How is it possible to host content on TOR?

[–]_CyberPolice_ 4 points5 points ago

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We are now backtracing this.

[–]DocBT 1 point2 points ago

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Oh man, he done goofed up!

[–]sharked 4 points5 points ago

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did you develop your business model on your own, or did you find someone to mentor you? how much is 14gms or your finest herb?

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[–]donaldjohnston 1 point2 points ago

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How much more is it to buy from you, then buying it off a local dealer? What are the pros/cons?

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[–]TeddyRuxpin 4 points5 points ago

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How large is an average order of buds? Are you shipping at the pound level, or ounces?

[–]GoDETLions 1 point2 points ago

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That's cheaper than what I'm paying now ... :(

[–]shihchiun 3 points4 points ago

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I presume you mail out orders... how do you take care of that (do you go to the post office or something?) and how do you mask the odor so they don't get picked out by drug sniffing dogs?

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[–]MonkeyTeef 17 points18 points ago

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In another reply you said everything has tracking for delivery confirmation. How can this work with stamps and post bins?

[–]walden42 4 points5 points ago

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How did you find people who you can trust with the transferring of funds using various online payment websites, especially the ones overseas? Do you just personally know a lot of people overseas who you can trust, or did you find them online? If online, how did you know you can trust them to receive and forward the funds to you (especially if through TOR and everything is anonymous)? Have you ever been scammed by such people, where they took all the money and never forwarded any to you?

Thanks for the AMA.

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[–]walden42 1 point2 points ago

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So there's another risk right there.

Would you mind telling me how you find people to do this for you? Is it also through anonymous TOR networks? Also, do the people that do these funds transfers know what the money is for?

[–]ThePolymath 4 points5 points ago

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Do you screen potential buyers? If so, how? Also, what quality MJ do you sell?

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[–]ItsOkImRussian 1 point2 points ago

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They know where it comes from right? Reading from the parcel labels.

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[–]FrozenBananaStand 4 points5 points ago

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Ok. You obviously don't want to answer this one but....

how do I find a mail order service for high quality.... recreational substances?

What made you get into this? How long have you been using these substances personally? Is that 14 g/package/day/person or total? If total.... how do you make money? Is this your only means of income?

What's the most ridiculous thing you have bought with the money?

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To be honest I work for the post office and in Canada only 20 people or so can legeally open someone elses mail and only by court order. Packages also can not be rerouted without court order. So mailing drugs through the PO providing they don't meet any suspected dangerous goods limitations domestically is relatively safe. International shipments however can be opened for customs.

I suspect the US has similiar guidelines since Canadian postal standards for the most part mirror American standards. However the number of inspectors is likely much higher.

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[–]Rusted_Satellites 2 points3 points ago

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To your knowledge, any of your customers ever been busted via one of your shipments?

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There are people who know you do this. The people you buy the shit from in the first place. You can't hide electronic money transfers either.

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[–]dritto 2 points3 points ago

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So how long can this chain be to remain profitable yet obscure enough?

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[–]Dystopiated 6 points7 points ago

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Okay. I pinky promise I'm not a cop. I'm interested.

[–]reluctant_troll 2 points3 points ago

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Say about that party next week.

I'm invited... right?

[–]grafi69 2 points3 points ago

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good luck convincing him... get a plane to Amsterdam it's easier ;-)

[–]disposable_head 2 points3 points ago

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  • Do you take any specific precautions designed to protect you if you're caught?

  • Do you have ethical reasons for not selling other types of drugs or is it more about supply?

[–]justsomeguy3 2 points3 points ago

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Mostly just curious how anonymous business transactions work...

How do you maintain a stable identity when everything is anonymized? Do you just rely on no one pretending to be you? How large and stable is the membership of these online forums? Do you change your online identity periodically? I will presume you are honest in your business dealings; are there many stories of people getting burned in these transactions? It sounds like you don't do large transactions, so do both sides just take the risk knowing there's not that much money on the line?

And another question: you've mentioned a handful of clients have had packages seized. What happened in those cases? Were the clients using some receiving technique that kept them secure? Do you counsel your clients on safely receiving packages?

[–]Gaelach 6 points7 points ago

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Have you considered setting up a legal business? With all the precautions you're taking, maybe the same effort applied to a legal business might be worth it

[–]ItsOkImRussian 11 points12 points ago

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Where's the fun in that?

[–]Acglaphotis 17 points18 points ago

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Where's the untaxed profit in that?

[–]Kowzorz 13 points14 points ago

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Where's the drugs in that?

[–]dragon0196 2 points3 points ago

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Where's the AMA in that?

IAmA legal business owner.

[–]Zeek1 6 points7 points ago

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Your name is Alex Gordon. AMIRITE?

[–]pissysissy 6 points7 points ago

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My birthday is Dec. 28.

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No way! Mine is 27!

[–]pissysissy 1 point2 points ago

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WAY! Awesome.

[–]Starcast 1 point2 points ago

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In a room with 30 people, odds are two of them have the same birthday.

The internet is a lot bigger than that.

[–]Da_Dude_Abides 1 point2 points ago

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How do you serve webpages from a TOR network? Wouldn't your incoming ip be constantly changing?

[–]maniaphobia 1 point2 points ago

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Sounds like you got it figured out. Good on you man. Especially in the Us, which I saw the AMA and immediately figured you were in Europe or Canada. But I was wrong.

Your post made me think and lament about the quality of street acid. I've only had the good stuff once and dabbled in research chems, which i dont recommend to anyone. sigh Wish i could become a client because you've got a real good thing going. But you and I both know that's not going to work. Anyways best of luck, watch yourself.

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[–]maniaphobia 1 point2 points ago

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I guess the real reason i shy from it now is that most dealers I know are college students and sell it all as "acid". Which to them means shit that gets you fucked up and that is on blotter paper. I remember one time I got some shit that was amphetamine based that made me trip out but I had all the signs of an intense upper, which i did not appreciate at all.

Mushrooms on the other hand, I like as a general rule.

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[–]katsujinken 1 point2 points ago

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How fucked would you be if you get caught?

[–]BridgeFullOfGhosts 2 points3 points ago

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Proper fucked!

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So on those packages you never retrieved--because you suspect they could be controlled deliveries--what happens to the packages? I mean I'm assuming their have been a few deliveries that you were suspicious of, waited a month, and finally decided to never pick up. Did you ever check to see if somebody else eventually picked up the package?

[–]idiot900 1 point2 points ago

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Do you do this primarily for the money, personal edification, or something else? Why is it appealing to be in this line of work?

[–]World_Navel 1 point2 points ago

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What's your profit margin?

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not gonna post links but the place in question is called "farmers market" ... don't give me any bullshit about keeping that shit secret because I've seen it being discussed in 10+ forums public and private so it's fairly open.

[–]cdawg3731 2 points3 points ago

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I'm computer illiterate when it comes to security. Despite your precautions, wouldn't someone with the know-how and tools (law enforcement) be able to trace the forum back to you? I mean, there's always a loop hole, right, so it seems that it's just a matter of law enforcement finding your forum.

Can you explain why you are so secure in layman terms so that I can understand it better?

[–]Antonskarp 2 points3 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_(anonymity_network)

Basically, he's not connected to the internet the same way you are.

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You can escape (with ) parenthesis to make the link work properly.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tor_\(anonymity_network\)

[–]Killerkarpfen 1 point2 points ago

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I have not yet seen any question pointing to this but how do you personally deal with the morality aspect of this? People being addicts and selling their kids (exaggerated) to get drugs etc. Did you ever have thoughts like this before/since you set up your business?

[–]Da_Dude_Abides 1 point2 points ago

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Does getting K involve dumpster diving?

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[–]brawrawr 0 points1 point ago

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How do you ensure that customers aren't being scammed, if you won't be able to be traced?

[–]GDFree 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know the purity of the drugs you sell?

Does this generate a significant income? Whats your plan for the money you've earnt through this?

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[–]yellowlabsam 0 points1 point ago

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Are you afraid of the IRS? Let's say your tax return shows $50,000 of W-2 income but you have a lot of unearned income (interest, dividends, etc) and live in a wealthy neighborhood you may be setting yourself up for an IRS audit.