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[–]Agile_Cyborg 23 points24 points ago

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If you like Mastodon, listen to them. If you don't, don't comment

Well, if they were truly constructive in their critical approach and did not deride those that do appreciate Mastodon (for example) this form of disagreement might actually add flavor rather than toxicity.

[–]Clumpy 0 points1 point ago

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Honestly the problem with this type of posting is the same as any reactionary post - if you can criticize the specific track which is linked, that's great. But a more general, interchangeable reaction that would work with any Mastodon-related post (positive or negative) isn't really a part of a discussion, just another disconnected expression of opinion.

[–]suburbansyndrome 139 points140 points ago

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Full on , the most "Metal" thing I've ever read on Shreddit. Metal is a broad category, encompassing all of its sub-genres. Don't like it, Don't listen to it. But respect the fact that its all metal. Heavy music is metal. From Tool to Cannibal Corpse. Napalm Death to Slayer. Hatebreed to Sevendust. Metallica to Opeth. Etc to infinity.

[–]Krystilen 29 points30 points ago

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That's right. I was once a smug teenager asswipe, going on about "You like Korn? Fuck that, it isn't metal.", but fortunately, as the time went on, I gained the perspective that music evolves. Sometimes you don't like where it's going, and that's fine to say. When you -do- like where it's going, though, it's awesome and glorious, and fuck "metal puritans".

Musical stagnation is death.

[–]foreverpuppies 23 points24 points ago

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respect the fact that its all metal. Heavy music is metal. From Tool to Cannibal Corpse. Napalm Death to Slayer. Hatebreed to Sevendust. Metallica to Opeth. Etc to infinity

Except for nu-metal.

[–]NoahTheDuke 0 points1 point ago

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You mean because it has its own subreddit?

[–]5aculu5 2 points3 points ago

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I'm just amazed that people fight over how metal they are. Or what constitutes metal like it is some pure thing. Metal is a select group of elements and of course most represented by osmium because it is the heaviest. The outcast genre likes to cast those out for not fitting a certain metal/mental image. Ironic, now get mad, and write some sick riffs or STFU.

[–]dannydale 8 points9 points ago

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Exactly. Stuff like lithium and aluminum might be girly metal, but it's still metal like awesome shit like titanium, tungsten, and cobalt.

Don't forget the king of metal: IRON!

[–]allstarjerkbait 1 point2 points ago

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People who don't like when other people fight over what is metal aren't metal.

[–]5aculu5 0 points1 point ago

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They can fight all they want as long as they don't knock over my beer.

[–]allstarjerkbait 0 points1 point ago

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Or talk over the metal.

[–]sludgemetal1 49 points50 points ago

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How the fuck is Mastodon hipster metal? They are incredible musicians and songwriters and I don't remember them wearing skinny jeans.

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points ago

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Skinny jeans are fucking metal, where the fuck were you in the 80s?

Metal is attitude, not fucking clothes.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 12 points13 points ago

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Metal is attitude, not fucking clothes.

Aha, we agree!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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So why do you care?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Do I? Not really, but the "not being metal or punk enough to be here" attitude is irritating enough to illicit a comment on a subreddit.

You know who else pulls this shit? Bike messengers. Fuck off.

[–]daytime 21 points22 points ago

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I like Mastodon, They've put out some of the best metal albums of the last decade because they are great songwriters and musicians. The fuck do I care what a bunch of mouth breathers on reddit say about them?

[–]rectumrob 10 points11 points ago

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They've put out some of the best metal albums of the last decade

That's quite a claim.

[–]drukaree 7 points8 points ago

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Crack The Skye is easily one of my favorite metal albums of the last ten years. I saw them perform a bunch of it live last year. Was fucking amazing.

[–]discord 16 points17 points ago

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Seriously. They're burly, bearded metal dudes who look like they don't give a fuck.

[–]patrickthebeerguy 17 points18 points ago

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Who gives a fuck what they look like as long as they put out good music??

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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:( How can anyone hate Mastodon when they did this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vf3VzVbrXU

[–]CancerKillingReddit 8 points9 points ago

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When they say "linoleum knife" it sounds like King Diamond. \m/

[–]metalgod 5 points6 points ago

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See, I don't like Mastodon, but hot damn that is AWESOME!

[–]tekhammer 1 point2 points ago

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That's the only song of theirs I've enjoyed. Can't say I've heard it all, but everything I have heard has been outside of my interests.

[–]HHTneedstodie 1 point2 points ago

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lol Fuck Yes!

[–]brownsound00 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing ever

[–]patrickthebeerguy 0 points1 point ago

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Is that King DIamond singing???

[–]CabbageHandsCabbbagehands 4 points5 points ago

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It's actually Brann, their drummer.

[–]clownprince_ 51 points52 points ago

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Lately I've been under the impression that the only 'hipsters' are the people who go around complaining about 'hipsters'.

Cheers to you, bro... you speak the truth. Upvote, hope there are more for you on the way...

[–]watwat 8 points9 points ago

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What about the people complaining about hipsters complaining about hipsters?

[–]clownprince_ 5 points6 points ago

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they're uber-hipsters...

Scary...

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking Illuminati!

[–]seancurry1 2 points3 points ago

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how do they work?

[–]awsumsauce 0 points1 point ago

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Shrouded in secrecy.

[–]apmihal 12 points13 points ago

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Thank you! Every time I see someone on reddit complaining about "hipsters" it's usually incredibly smug and judgmental.

[–]clownprince_ 7 points8 points ago

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incredibly smug and judgmental

I think that's my new definition for 'hipster'

[–]Thagirion 14 points15 points ago

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Coming from the Finnish UG scene, all I can say is that this kind of behavior is mainly attributed to idiot people who have no concept of what is good music and are mainly trying to be what they think you're supposed to be as a "metal listener". On the other hand, I must point an accusing Gaahl-style hand at your direction too, for being an idiot and actually caring about what they think. So what if they downvote and call you names.

[–]thetompkins[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Well, in my defense, I've always grown up with people who don't give a flying fuck what you listen to, metal or otherwise. It's only been since joining Shreddit that I've noticed this "hipster metal" phenomenon. It's not about the downvotes, the name calling, etc.- it's about acting high and mighty about your opinion, and bashing every band that may have a certain type of fan irrespective of talent or quality of music.

The implication is that "hipster metal" isn't metal. Not that it isn't "good"- thy'll come right out and "tell you" that- but that it is somehow less metal than what they like hearing.

[–]ThunderLungs 3 points4 points ago

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TL;DR: "It's not that I care what people think, it's that I care what people think."

[–]Dylar114 6 points7 points ago

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it's about acting high and mighty about your opinion

Translation: "It's about the way these elitists fail to provide me with the social validation I crave."

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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Most people seem to think music should provide social validation.

I don't understand that.

To me, it's an artistic genre which like a natural species, grows and evolves along certain lines, and becomes a thing of its own creation.

It's beautiful.

But people craving social validation tend to glom everything today and make it an average, then paste some shiny stickers on top and claim it's "different" and "unique" in a desire for that social validation.

Post-rock, nu-metal, nu-hardcore, post-metal, metalcore, deathcore, indie metal... don't these all sound like faster, more diverse versions of a dumbed-down King Crimson or Botch?

And people underestimate the importance of Human Remains.

[–]DiscoRage 34 points35 points ago

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I get hell all the time for liking metalcore. I like almost all types of metal. Every time I mention a metalcore band, I get a lesson in what real heavy metal is by some dude who probably has long greasy hair, and wears black jeans and cross trainers.

[–]KillEmAll83KillEmAll8369 18 points19 points ago

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I get hated on for liking Hatebreed. I don't care and I'll listen to them anyway.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

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The irony of being hated for liking a band called Hatebreed just blew my mind.

[–]DiscoRage 5 points6 points ago

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Fuck yeah Hatebreed!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Is it because people think it's not metal or because they think it sucks?

For instance, melodeath is metal but I think it sucks. I never listened to much *core so no opinion on that.

[–]DiscoRage 2 points3 points ago

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Both. I really don't understand how it's NOT metal.

[–]rl41 2 points3 points ago

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Well it's a fusion of hardcore punk and metal.

I think it's something like song structure, the breakdowns and open chords too. I love some *core bands myself, but a lot of it I wouldn't really classify as metal (though to the un-metal ear it would sound the same). It has more of a punk appeal to me.

[–]DoeL 4 points5 points ago

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Hey, can you recommend me some metalcore bands you like?

[–]DiscoRage 9 points10 points ago

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Now that I think of it, a better description of metalcore would be anything with an unnecessary amount of breakdowns. I love it though!

[–]DoeL 3 points4 points ago

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What's that video? Says "This video is not available." for me.

[–]DiscoRage 2 points3 points ago

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Try refreshing. Unless there's a red banner at the top explaining why it isn't available, it's available, it just didn't load properly.

[–]DoeL 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, that's exactly what I'm getting. :(

I live in Germany, they like to remove copyrighted videos.

[–]DiscoRage 4 points5 points ago

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Just look up "best breakdowns" on youtube and you'll know what I mean. All the breakdown videos are pretty much the same.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 1 point2 points ago

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they like to remove copyrighted videos

That's really dumb. I understand doing it for prolecore like Shakhira or Lady Gaga, but indie rock, metal or punk?

It's ridiculous.

[–]DiscoRage 4 points5 points ago

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Well, I'm really digging the new Blind Witness album. Metalcore, like metal itself, is a really broad term. I think most of the hate is for music that enables kids to dance like this.

[–]HorusTheHeretic 3 points4 points ago

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kids to dance like this.

The worst thing about metalcore. Some of it is listenable, but I often find myself cringing at the dancing.

[–]DiscoRage 4 points5 points ago

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Oh, I abhor the "dancing." At a recent show, before my friend's band went on, there was another band playing, and there were a bunch of hardcore dancers. I was standing well past the edge of the pit, but it spread out, and some kid's fist just grazed the very tip of my nose. I'm sure if he had hit me, everyone over the age of 25 at the place would have beat the kid to a pulp.

I went to see Beneath the Massacre in Ottawa, and this was happening all night. All of the old punks and metalheads were like wallflowers, shaking our heads at these fuckwits.

[–]obviouslynotworking 3 points4 points ago

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Sometimes I think I'm the only one that goes to metal shows to listen to the music! I grow tired of the douches with their skank girlfriends pushing and elbowing people out of the way on their way back and forth from wherever the hell they're going. If people want to mosh, fine, but keep it in the pit.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 2 points3 points ago

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If people want to mosh, fine, but keep it in the pit.

Yes, especially when technical bands are playing! And do not mosh with beer in hand.

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly there is a market for my teachings:

"How to mosh with a beer in your hand without getting knocked the fuck out and/or spilling beer all over your crotch 101"

[–]mayonesaconservationist 1 point2 points ago

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If you get that on Amazon, I will click ;)

[–]HorusTheHeretic 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, I've got a friend who plays in a local metalcore band and as much I love the shows they put on, I often hate the way the people attending them behave.

[–]DiscoRage 5 points6 points ago

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The singer of the first band broke a mic because he was being FUCKING BR00T4L!!! The venue was pissed. Outside after the show he was complaining that they docked the price of the mic from the band's pay. He wouldn't shut up about it. The singer of my friend's band almost knocked him out because he was being a 19 year old little dipshit.

[–]DoeL 0 points1 point ago

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I'll check it out, thanks!

[–]PygmyCrusher 4 points5 points ago

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Protest the Hero. Between the Buried and Me.

[–]DoeL 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I know these. BtBaM is good stuff.

[–]cret1nlancem8 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Chesh[M] 13 points14 points ago* 

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I really don't care I guess. Arguing about Metal has been part of the scene for as long as it's existed, just get a thicker skin, I listen to all kinds of stuff that doesn't fit in here, I just don't post it. Hell, I fucking love Nightwish, there I said it.

As far as mayonesa being a racist is concerned, I could care less. You don't have to agree with someone's politics to appreciate the music they recommend, and he's introduced me to some great stuff here I hadn't heard of, to me that's all that matters.

I'm pretty sure I'm diametrically opposite of him politically, but that's fine, he's not trolling or spamming, it's his opinion, he's allowed to have one.

My 2 cents.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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You don't have to agree with someone's politics to appreciate the music they recommend, and he's introduced me to some great stuff here I hadn't heard of, to me that's all that matters.

Or even agree with musicians, for example right-wingers listening to Napalm Death and Discharge.

[–]SeekingEnlightenment 7 points8 points ago

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HOLY SHIT, wtf happened here...

I have so many things to say, but I'll keep it short and sweet since I doubt anyone will read this in the sea of comments:

We need to hash out all this nonsense or this place will eventually implode.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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Nah, it's an upboat squad from elsewhere. Very few people actually care.

[–]dolgar 2 points3 points ago

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They're telling you that what you're doing is working. Laughter for Lust I Greed!

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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ALLAHU ACKBAR!

[–]dolgar 4 points5 points ago

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[–]mayonesaconservationist 1 point2 points ago

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Love that album.

[–]dolgar 3 points4 points ago

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Funny coincidence. In 1998 I was dosing lots of mescaline with a friend of mine who had turned into more and more of a coffeeshop macfag. I had just received this disk. So I put it in. After a few hours of it he was lying in fetal position on the floor and stayed there! In the morning he was gone.

That, in microcosm, is what real metal is to hipsters. They hate and fear it, as well they should.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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That, in microcosm, is what real metal is to hipsters. They hate and fear it, as well they should.

I agree, and I've had many a moment with people who declare themselves the most open-minded in the world: "OK, then you'll love this Morbid Angel!"

(sound of door slamming and running feet)

[–]dolgar 4 points5 points ago

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with people who declare themselves the most open-minded in the world

Why were they allowed to continue past this point?

I'm getting to the point where if I hear that someone is openminded I will immediately stop talking to them.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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It's a fine line between "open to new ideas" and "cannot make up his mind," isn't it?

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

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Some genius probably bestof'd it and all the hipsters there automatically upgoat anything anyway.

Hides from thetompkins

[–]Dylar114 4 points5 points ago

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Ban me if you want, but for fuck's sake this needs to be said. You act like "hipsters" are ruining metal; no, elitist metalheads like you are, because all you do is pick out bands that you don't like and bash them for not being exactly what you want to hear. You know, the same thing that critics did to the original Black Sabbath LP when it first hit shelves.

This is a totally misleading comparison. Black Sabbath was savaged critically because it broke the mold and established an entirely new paradigm, hipster metal is dismissed by those in the know because it has added absolutely nothing to the sum total of the genre's knowledge, while scraping by entirely on indie rock media hype and social cachet.

[–]DaVincitheReptile 0 points1 point ago

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Dylar, I read some of your other posts around here. If you posted like this one more often, you'd definitely garner more credibility than some of your other posts do.

upvoted nonetheless

[–]severedfragileparmetheus[M] 21 points22 points ago

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I'm listening to Stevie Wonder right now. How do I fit into things?

[–]thetompkins[S] 27 points28 points ago

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Not. A. Single. Fuck. Is. Given.

I spin house, trance, dubstep, and other electro records regularly. I listen to rap. I listen to country. I listen to classical, to blues, to electro, to hard rock, and to anything else that catches my ear. But at the end of the day, I'm still a metalhead. You're still a metalhead. My quarrel is not with people listening to non-metal; it's with bigoted assholes who think that their opinion should be law.

[–]TheVargTrain 1 point2 points ago

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Truer words have never been said.

[–]dezmodium 8 points9 points ago

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[–]rapist666 2 points3 points ago

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Two pop songs = METAL!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I am a Metallica fan myself, and cannot understand the Metallica hate, but damn, that was hilarious.

[–]rapist666 1 point2 points ago

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They were really good before they started writing simplistic radio/elevator music.

[–]TimeMachine1994 0 points1 point ago

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I listen to gothtech, symphonic metal, bethoven, prog, nerdcore rap, all that. Dio is still my favorite singer and metal is what I love.

You don't gotta listen to all metal to be a metal head. You just gotta love it.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 0 points1 point ago

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Good, cause these are my motherfucking charts:

http://www.last.fm/user/Conservationist

[–]24hourbull 4 points5 points ago

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This seems to have been a constant fight since the major splits into subgenres and popularity. Once a type of metal became popular the kids in the underground started to bash it. Glam, Nu-metal, *cores, this, and it probably will not be the last.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 5 points6 points ago

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Agreed.

And it's possible the underground kids are right: the nu-core/indie-core is a betrayal of what it is to be metal!

[–]dezmodium 39 points40 points ago

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Mayonesa is white supremacist trailer trash anyhow. Who gives a flying fuck what that prick thinks.

[–]d07c0m 5 points6 points ago

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Only that he happens to be a prolific poster in this subreddit so his views/taste seem to permeate more than not.

[–]SPna15http://www.last.fm/user/SPna15 7 points8 points ago

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sigh

And thus the retarded slap-fight continues.

[–]klarthKFLester 15 points16 points ago

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Man, when Wolves in the Throne Room's Diadem of Twelve Stars hit the web, everyone was all over that. I fucking loved it. Nobody had heard of these guys, and I wanted to change that! I told my metal-listening buddies about this awesome new band, and they were hooked.

By the time Two Hunters came out, though, it was a total fucking mess. WITTR have been accused of being "stupid shitty hipster black metal" or whatever the hell for ages now, simply by virtue of their popularity. Same thing happened to Agalloch. What the fuck. I can't tell people I enjoy their music without being told I'm a mindless trend-follower. "Hipster metal" is a fucking aggravating term because it insults the intelligence of people against whom you use it — the notion that someone could honest-to-gods enjoy something without actively wanting to conform is apparently one completely alien to mayonesa and co. Go fuck your grandfathers in hell.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Upvoted for Wolves and supporting NW metal!

[–]discord 0 points1 point ago

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I'm with you on that, buddy. I'm an occassional black metal fan, but from my experience, black metal has the most elitest fans of any genre. It's like any black metal that doesn't have terrible production or dabbles in a another genre is blasphemy.

For what it's worth, I celebrate WitTR's entire catalog. I think they actually got better with time. Their symphonic, atmospheric stuff is truly beautiful music, but it still has that feeling of foreboding/sadness that I dig.

Add Nachtmystium, Valkyra, and Twilight to your list of awesome black metal that is uncool to like.

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Thank you for this comment. I knew if I read this shitty thread I'd read someone trying to pull wittr through the mud.

How does anyone think two hunters sound worse / different than diadem? Yea, I think you need to give both albums another listen there duder. They are both equally impressive examples of how far you can take black metal.

Its like every black metal elitist fan wants all black metal to sound like 1991 mayhem.

Also. Just cause a band is shitty, eg mastodan after Leviathan, doesn't mean its not metal... still, painting with a broad brush is equally wrong... I mean fuck, I like tool, but they are not metal.

[–]Insanitarium -1 points0 points ago

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I don't know, Wolves in the Throne Room is one of the handful of bands where I think this sort of label is actually useful. They put out an amazing, raw, rich black metal album, and then everything after that (while in places still quite talented and ambitious) was cynical art school crap that used their original black metal sound as one flavor in an increasibly homogenous stew of music that, to my ears, is designed specifically to allow the band to appeal to a fanbase that wouldn't appreciate metal on its own.

I mean, Two Hunters was crap, and not because of the band's popularity.

(But I wouldn't dream of saying the same about Agalloch, and haven't run across anyone describing them that way.)

[–]GCostanza 3 points4 points ago

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I dealt with a "hipster" yesterday. He explained his love of "folk metal" and then began naming endless sub-genres. Apparently I should be more informed about the metal I listen to because the more I hear, the more these distinct classifications will become important if I wish to continue enjoying music at all. Holy fuck. I do not have the patience required to study these classifications, not pass on my newfound knowledge to others by annoying them with useless minutia.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, he's a dipshit. Folk Metal isn't really a genre but a descriptor of some other form of metal with folk elements. Blackened Orangutan Slamstop Nosepick is not its own distinct genre, sorry.

[–]DocTomoe 12 points13 points ago

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I always thought what kills shreddit is the yearly 2-week-"we are waiting for the so-called day-of-slayer"-bullshit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I love metal but I don't read shreddit because there isn't much discussion here. What's this slayer thing about?

[–]jagacontest 12 points13 points ago

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Fuck!! This sucks! Apparently I seem to like hipster metal. Being old as shit I am not even sure what a hipster is or when they infiltrated the metal scene but somehow I have become a fan. Do I need to dress a certain way now, or get a name tag, or sign up anywhere?

[–]Scott555 6 points7 points ago

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Nah - Just replace the word 'hipster' with the word 'poseur' then recall all the same arguments and attitudes from 25-30 years ago.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 4 points5 points ago

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Just replace the word 'hipster' with the word 'poseur'

Both words mean faker: someone who acts like a member of a group on the surface, but understands nothing and has allegiance to nothing, thus corrupts the group from within.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 0 points1 point ago

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You need:

  • Insincerity
  • Shallowness
  • Pandering to popular opinion
  • Being trendy
  • Trendy anarchist/Marxist popular opinion
  • Sex with boylike girls

[–]discord 0 points1 point ago

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Haha same here. The bands listed in the OP are like my favorite bands. Guess I gotta get some girls jeans and do the swoop hair. That's still what they do, right? I don't even know anymore.

[–]Up2Eleven 0 points1 point ago

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Same boat here, man.

[–]Reanimator 10 points11 points ago

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I honestly can't believe that while most submissions on this sub get maybe 10-20 votes with a handful of comments, this ridiculous abomination of a thread has received almost 500 total votes and nearly 300 comments. Where the fuck are all you other posters when we are actually discussing music and posting new bands? As soon as some martyr starts bitching about "elitism" we suddenly have 400 new faces coming out of the woodwork to contribute.

If you don't like the content on this subreddit then simply submit better content or create your own subreddit that better suits your cohort (metalcore, hardcore, whatever) otherwise you're just a fucking troll.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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THIS! BIG TIME! This is the most important fucking thing you can possibly glean from this abomination of a thread. That most of the people here don't actually fucking give a shit about the music. It's painfully fucking obvious.

[–]CFO_Suicide 6 points7 points ago

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Most of the people here don't actually fucking give a shit about the music. Exactly. But what DO they care about? Being called hipsters.... pathetic

[–]mayonesaconservationist 5 points6 points ago

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Welcome to an upvote/downvote swarm that obviously doesn't originate in /r/metal...

[–]LondonLad 19 points20 points ago

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Old school guys just have hard time understanding that reddit is not very "metal" in its core audience. Quite the opposite, it's full of hipsters, just check every single favourite song thread out there. Fighting this is meaningless. You would have to ban 70% of new comers in this subreddit. If you want pure metal discussions stick with pure metal sites like metal-archives.

The OP rises a valid point about being open minded, but fuck me, the line has to be drawn somewhere before this place is run over by guys like this while we are chewing on a dick.

[–]bamsebomsen 5 points6 points ago

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TIL: That the awful song from "Attack Attack!" is about Jesus.

[–]TimeMachine1994 5 points6 points ago

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I agree that stuff you linked too was not metal. I though peopled called that "Screamo"?

[–]kooldeela 1 point2 points ago

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<shudders> That is depressing. I thought I would never see anything as awful as Creed again... wtf is wrong with the world?

[–]somethingmetal 2 points3 points ago

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I had never heard an Attack Attack! song before, and for the first 30 seconds, I didn't think it was terrible. And then I got sad in the face.

[–]sloppydisk 2 points3 points ago

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dude, same here.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 3 points4 points ago

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Old school guys just have hard time understanding that reddit is not very "metal" in its core audience. Quite the opposite, it's full of hipsters, just check every single favourite song thread out there.

I agree: Reddit is hostile to the old school spirit, but there are a few sane people here in the midst.

[–]DeadAlready 1 point2 points ago

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Strangely, I went through a faze when I was first getting into metal, metalcore specifically, and I couldn't stand singing in metal.

If they didn't just scream, they were pussies.

I grew out of that, but seriously, those guys are pussies.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I'm not even sure what this phenomenon is. Here in the UK I've never heard of hipster anything, an opinion is respected with the expectation that it's a personal and well formed view, and to argue against that on principle is messed up. I had a debate recently concerning the matter of lyrics, and I enjoyed it. It was good to talk about something I love in any quantity. The hatred some people inject into a simple matter of preference is absurd, and it can turn a good conversation into a ball breaker.

[–]Ensifearthemlast.fm/user/thor-varg 2 points3 points ago

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I just had my first encounter with "hipster Metal." I'm 16 and have been a Metalhead for about 5 or 6 years. I've always been a huge Black Metal fan and last week I started getting into some Cascadian BM like Skagos, Alda and Leech. So many people shit on my head, and I couldn't understand why. Then I realized that those bands are supposed to be "hipster bands" and I nearly laughed out loud. Black Metal is about individualism and holding your own personal banner high in the face of whatever opposes you. To me, living in the woods of Washington state, releasing ecology-oriented Metal and playing shows by torch light is a pretty fucking Black Metal thing to do. Just because they don't paint themselves like pandas and howl to the Nekrobeast (though I do love shit like that) doesn't diminish it as music or as a valid extension of Black Metal. On a funny side note, 90% of the listeners of those bands on Last.fm were just like me: fans of Mayhem, Burzum, Darkthrone, Fimbulwinter or Root and other bands from other "legitimate" genres/scenes of Metal, despite their reputation for being enjoyed only by hipsters. Sure there were some people that seemed to enjoy them for the irony or the trendiness of the music, but I don't understand why the band themselves are being ostracized or ignored for their fanbase. Kind of a sheep-like mentality in my mind. If most of those bands had names like "Yhrkantharyst" and recorded their albums in a grotto in Belarus, they'd be hailed for their kvlt atmosphere and seminal ideas. As soon as a few "undesirables" profess an enjoyment for a band, they're no longer cool to be seen enjoying.

[–]CFO_Suicide 1 point2 points ago

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hahahaaa! nice!

[–]Ensifearthemlast.fm/user/thor-varg 0 points1 point ago

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JUST DOING MY DUTY, SIR. ಠ_ಠ

[–]healthycheekums 6 points7 points ago

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What I don't like is this whole XcoreX trend that seems to be going on, Because I personally find that whole scene to be devoid of talent, though I don't go around saying that. But those scene kids talk shit about every band that isn't part, "Whitechapel sounds like Meshuggah in this song but Meshuggah sucks because WHITECHAPEL IS MORE BRUUTAL". I am a very deverse musical guy, but yeck, breakdowns just don't carry songs when the breakdowns are Longer than the actual song structure. I hate when my favorite bands are labeled as deathcore or whatnot, Because in my opinion they are just DEATH METAL.

[–]Kaluthir 0 points1 point ago

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That's fine that you don't like metalcore/deathcore, etc. but there are several good bands in those genres that don't go overboard with the breakdowns. All That Remains and As I Lay Dying come to mind. Trivium also has some good songs.

The point is that there's too much downvoting when your tastes don't exactly line up with the people in charges' tastes.

[–]healthycheekums 0 points1 point ago

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Yuck, this sounds too much like the big digg controversy, Haters gonna hate even when it is unnecessary..

[–]BrickSalad 7 points8 points ago

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You act like "hipsters" are ruining metal; no, elitist metalheads like you are

Absolutely not true. Lowering our standards is going to improve a genre? I don't fucking think so.

Anyways, I'm not an elitist, but I think a bit needs to be said here in defense of the elitists. Metal isn't just a sound, it's also a legacy. Underground metal remained one of the most pure forms of music because it was so alienating that outsiders had no profit potential to compromise it; it was mostly people passionate about metal who made metal. Now though, the doors have been thrown open by irony, and many people listening to metal for the humor value. See dethklok for example. Once idiots like these can get used to the sound and power of metal, they can start non-ironically listening to metal too, but they drag all of their influences with them. They don't understand the legacy of metal, they merely understand that metal sounds cool and think of it as an element to their sound. It is vital to the integrity of metal that some elitists are always trying to keep it real and throw out fake metal.

That said, I'm not in favor of keeping metal totally exclusive. I think a certain level of outside influence makes metal kind of refreshing. My favorite genre is symphonic metal, and let me tell you, I get tons and tons of shit by fans of pure metal. It's ok though, I admit my metal isn't true metal and sort of ignores the legacy. I'm not trying to shove it in as true metal, I'm not claiming that After Forever and Darkthrone are both equally metal. So, elitists don't seem to mind my views because I don't try to demand that my bands get accepted into their genre.

[–]thetompkins[S] 1 point2 points ago

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See, you're misinterpreting my meaning.

Lowering our standards is going to improve a genre?

No, I'm not talking about that. I think Nostradamus fucking sucked for a Priest record, so I'm not "lowering my standards" because it's Priest and they have a legacy.

No, I'm talking about the "more-metal-than-thou" attitude some people around here take. Like their opinions on art are somehow more merited than someone else's. Like listening to "true" metal- whatever the bounds of that may be, because I sure as fuck don't know- makes you any better than someone listening to "untrue" or "false" metal. That very idea is poisonous to our community, more so than a bunch of do-it-because-it's-unpopular posers.

People throw around "true metal" and "false metal" like they are black and white, quantifiable, definable terms, when that just isn't the case. There are bands that are obviously not metal (the Wu-Tang Clan, for example), and there are bands that are clearly metal (Slayer, for example), but most "metal" bands can be clearly linked to something else- hardcore punk, blues, hard rock, noise, etc.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 2 points3 points ago

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I'm talking about the "more-metal-than-thou" attitude some people around here take. Like their opinions on art are somehow more merited than someone else's.

Blind egalitarianism leads to hierarchy faster than anything else.

You've confused "their opinions" with "their assessments."

If I look at a stick of dynamite with a burning fuse, it's my assessment that it's going to explode. That's also an opinion. But it may also be right.

The fact is that for us to recognize metal as a genre, it has to be doing something everyone else is not.

Agree or disagree?

[–]BrickSalad 4 points5 points ago

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Let's get this straight: The elitists are the metal community. They're not poisoning our community, we're poisoning their community. It's important to protect the purity of metal by casting out false metal. I don't know what the deal is with the constant need for some band to be accepted as metal. That is the same thing you're railing against, the idea that untrue metal is inferior. If untrue metal isn't inferior, then it shouldn't be afraid to not be labeled as metal. I write some metal-style songs, and if someone listened to it they might say "this isn't metal, this is fake metal" and I would reply "you're absolutely correct, I'm not making metal, I'm just using it as an element in my sound".

[–]Khathaar/user/rapefist 5 points6 points ago

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I think you're defending elitists. I think.

If you are, cheers.

[–]BrickSalad 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not an elitist myself, but I am defending them. Cheers.

[–]BrakkeBama 5 points6 points ago

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As the saying goes: "Can't stand the heat? Get out of the kitchen."
May I suggest registering /r/hipstermetal ?
j/k
But seriously -and trust me on this- once you step over the pothole that is allowing the potshots from more-metal-than-you folks to sting the less-metal-than-the-rest-of-us folks, it's all smooth sailing.
Again: ask yourself; what/why the fuck do you even care? Some text on the fucking internet?

Having said that, the first month or so I was on Reddit (this is my umpteenth username -I think up more than I can use) I also got shit from Mayo regarding whether Darkthrone's Soulside Journey was DM or not (or something like that. See? I've already forgotten the details.)

So, from the elite down to the rest of you I say: stop whining and grow some hair in those ears.

And if you read down to here and didn't once get the many tongue-in-cheeks then seriously get off the 'net more often and go outside and smell whatever's in the air out there.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 0 points1 point ago

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Darkthrone's Soulside Journey was DM or not

What was decided?

Closest match to that album is At the Gates The Red in the Sky is Ours or Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes.

[–]awsumsauce 1 point2 points ago

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Soulside Journey was DM. I mean, what else would it be? Polka Rock? Fuck, Fenriz himself said it was DM, or does his opinion not count? This is gnawing at me! I want to know what genre people think it was!

[–]mayonesaconservationist 2 points3 points ago

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Fenriz himself said it was DM, or does his opinion not count?

I don't disagree with him. To me, it fits in right there with At the Gates The Red in the Sky is Ours and Demigod Slumber of Sullen Eyes, even Cadaver ...In Pains and Carnage Dark Recollections. It's Scandinavian-style death metal, just slowed down and with really articulate keyboards...

[–]Reanimator 4 points5 points ago

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The only time I ever see the term "hipster metal" is in some idiot's rant about its supposed abuse in the metal community.

[–]cliff_spamalot 3 points4 points ago

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I was never good at classifying music. (Speed thrash, skate punk, Melodic Metal, Symphonic Prog, emo core what?)

Everytime I don't like a band, someone else thinks they're gods. Opposite is true.

I don't see the problem. Some people are just more opinionated than others I suppose. Maybe I should post this to /r/apathy instead, meh.

[–]anti-anti-anti 0 points1 point ago

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Mastodon, Baroness, Isis, etc, etc... are globally known as hipster metal. Hipster metal is defined by the use typical rock formulas and cliches with sparkles of metal aesthetics on top.

Sometimes stagnation, bastardization and degeneration are confused with progress and evolution. Acceptance of mediocrity leads to all of that.

[–]jamespetersen 2 points3 points ago

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Try this. Replace every use of the word Metal with Politics, and Every use of the word hipster/s with republican/s. Also, whenever he mentions a band, replace their name with a popular republican politician. Replace band with group. After doing this, it looks like it could easily be a rant about r/politics. lol

[–]mayonesaconservationist 0 points1 point ago

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So painfully true.

Or in /r/Libertarian:

  • Metal -> Liberty
  • Hipster/Elitist -> Statism

I took the liberty of equalizing it, hope you don't mind!

[–]jamespetersen 1 point2 points ago

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Not at all.

[–]jooes 1 point2 points ago

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You act like "hipsters" are ruining metal

I call them "Anti-Hipsters". People who are so against hipsters that they become hipsters them self. In a "She doth protest too much" kind of way.

This website is full of them, but no one will admit to it.

[–]thetompkins[S] 4 points5 points ago

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People who are so against hipsters that they become hipsters them self.

Isn't that kind of... ironic?

[–]mastodan 4 points5 points ago

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Cases in point: Mastodon, Baroness, Boris, The Sword, etc.

You just named 4 of my favorite groups! Well, I do live in NYC ...

[–]unled 1 point2 points ago

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fucking hipster!

I dunno why they would call it 'hipster metal' I call it 'stoner metal'

[–]mastodan 0 points1 point ago

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hipsters get stoned a lot, don't they?

[–]Up2Eleven 1 point2 points ago

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I fucking love doom and stoner metal because it reminds me of early, plodding, 70's metal from when I was growing up. Don't know why it would be called hipster, though. When I think hipster, I think Dandy Warhols, The Shins, and Elliott Smith, rather than metal. I didn't think hipsters were even into metal. The label confuses me as it doesn't seem applicable.

Now, there are entire genres of metal that I don't like at all, like Nu-Metal and Black Metal, and I'll say that I think they suck, but I won't say they're not metal.

[–]thetompkins[S] 1 point2 points ago

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And you can define what it is about nu-metal and Black metal that you don't like, can't you? Without using something like "it's gay as fuck"? If you can, good. If you can't, I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

[–]Up2Eleven 4 points5 points ago

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Yes, I can define it. Nu-metal seems to be directed specifically at high-school angst and comes across as snot-nosed brats acting tough. It just seems sophomoric to me.

Black Metal generally has a "singing" style I don't like which seems to be either guttural, growling "I'm so evil and demonic, hear my harshness!" or shrieking. Plus the rhythms aren't what I dig. I like a groove or a good riff rather than a total barrage.

It's cool if others like the stuff, I won't think less of them. Just not my thing.

[–]Nakken 4 points5 points ago

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Thank you for that OP! Maybe people should have a look at /trees to see how a community should be. I hate Mastodon but couldn't give a fuck if everyone else loved them. Just don't tell me what is metal and what is not.

[–]guroth 2 points3 points ago

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Metal is to not give a fuck, listen to what you think is good. Don't like it?, don't buy the fucking album!

[–]mayonesaconservationist 1 point2 points ago

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Don't like Mein Kampf? Don't buy the book!

OH WAIT

[–]Pair-O-Dimes 2 points3 points ago* 

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"If you like Mastodon, listen to them. If you don't, don't comment and don't downvote."

Typical faggot argument made by someone unable to handle criticism. If someone has any strength of character they're not going to idly sit by and allow shitty things to exist unopposed. If there is something you dislike, the most sensible course of action is to cause as much damage to it as possible - whether through criticism or actual destruction.

This is what makes the mentioned bands "hipster metal" - hypocrisy. You'd like for everyone to have their own chance at being heard, whereas metal itself is built around ideas that run in direct opposition to that limp-wristed attitude.

Don't believe it? Then try to come up with a compelling argument as to why, if that is not the case, metal has always been warlike in both sound and word: anti-religion, anti-comfort, anti-oppression, and anti-weakness. Accepting those things that are opposed to your own values as being equally worthwhile is the opposite of metal. On the inside, there's a part of you that realizes this, since if you truly believed in your proposed mentality of universal acceptance, you wouldn't have bothered writing a post against a set of values in the first place.

You're either a self-delusional hypocrite, and don't really believe what you think you believe, or an oblivious coward, and really do believe people should not fight for what they believe in... I'd tell you to take your pick, but the truth is it makes no difference. Each one is worse than the other.

Give one good reason why ANYONE should "respect that there are people out there who will like bands that I do not." That's a stupid thing to hold respect for. Who cares if they like shitty music? I'm completely uninterested in what other people listen to. I'm also completely uninterested in whether or not the person behind me in line at the grocery store likes smearing himself with feces during his private time. That doesn't mean I'm going to "respect" these people for their indulgences in shit. If faced with it, I am going to mock and deride it because it merits that treatment. My respect is reserved for things that deserve it - it is not a free gift for all.

[–]PirateMud 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, someone who says what I've been thinking about /r/metal, but succinctly and... with less growling.

[–]icaneatcatfood 1 point2 points ago

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As a friend of mine said, support good music, not elitism. It's their loss if all they want to listen to is black/death metal that sounds like it came out of a white noise machine.

[–]EinWindir -2 points-1 points ago

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How old are you?

[–]EinWindir 9 points10 points ago* 

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legitimate question. No need to downvote. I agree with you, I'm just asking your age.

I've been a fan of metal music for the better part of my life (which really isn't that long.) The problem with Metal is Metal itself. You've got the young bands who are breeding new life into the scene, and often times your older bands see this as diluting some pure culture.

I was finally old enough in the late 90's to become somewhat active in the DM scene in NYC. We were heavily inspired by the Swedish Melodic Death movement (At the Gates, In Flames, Dark Tranquility). Big no-no especially in the NYDM scene. But we pressed on, did our thing, and before you know it groups like Mortician were coming to our fucking shows!

It comes with the times. It doesn't matter what brand of metal your listening to, the new shit is always going to destroyed by the old shit. I was one of those guys. Fuck Killswitch, Fuck Lamb of God, their bitches they aint metal...In some ways I'm still that way, but I am more open to other styles. But that's the curse of being a Metalhead...your never actually satisfied, always yearning for something more...i dont know, Metal?

[–]Insanitarium 12 points13 points ago* 

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There's a certain aspect to being a metalhead where, if you take it seriously, you see yourself as the scion of a tradition that (although factually dating back only to the late '60s) feels ancient, and that is always under attack from the banalizing forces of pop culture.

And I think that for a lot of us, being in a position to act as self-appointed gatekeepers of metal suits our love of the music very well. We are the heirs to Black Sabbath, to Iron Maiden, to [insert the bands that seem iconic to you], and we need to protect their legacy from being tarnished by crap like [insert whatever new band you see as cheapening what it means to be metal]. I'm old enough now that I remember Anthrax branching out into rap-metal, and what a betrayal it felt like to see a band my friends and I had come to trust putting out this crossover-to-get-more-play-on-MTV crap. And later on, stuff like Metallica's race to the bottom: pop culture, at that time, saw "heavy metal" and Metallica as synonymous, so it became very important to loudly proclaim, whenever there seemed to be any doubt, that no, "Until It Sleeps" has absolutely nothing to do with metal.

It's important to be elitist, up to a point. It's what keeps the scene cohesive, and what keeps a lot of artists honest. Plus, it's fun to do.

And in the past decade, the threat has been less that metal bands will sell out to a mainstream audience-- partly because the "mainstream audience" bands of an earlier generation sold out to doesn't really exist anymore-- and more that metal will be overrun by artists and fans who just have a goofy, tongue-in-cheek appreciation for metal, and no real raw desire to make music that moves an audience, or to be moved by it. I think that's where the animosity toward "hipster metal" comes from, even if it's hard to define exactly what's being done wrong in some cases.

For what it's worth, though, I don't think that any of the bands in the original post, above, are "hipster metal." Certainly not Mastodon or Baroness. And I think a case could be made for the Sword, but honestly they kick enough ass that it wouldn't matter if they were.

[–]BrickSalad 5 points6 points ago

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This should be the official rebuttal to the OP. Fucking well said.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Thank you for understanding and being intelligent, great post.

[–]mrhawkinson 1 point2 points ago

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I'm from perhaps roughly the same generation (currently 40), and I appreciate a lot of what you have to say, but I see the current state of affairs differently and it leads me to do different things.

I think good metal is more widely known and better distributed now than at any point in its history. I don't see any threat to good metal from the forces of popular culture, because I have never thought what popular culture had to say about metal changed or amounted to anything.

What is the process by which a shit band tarnishes the legacy of a good one? Metal cannot be overrun by low-quality fans or bands simply because it's about what happens to the good stuff. And the good stuff is winning by surviving (if 'winning' even has a coherent meaning in this context).

I don't see myself as a gatekeeper so much as just someone with the advantage of arriving sooner. I have a lot of friends who are younger than me and one thing I do with them every so often is check whether they've heard XXX band who I was into while they were still in high school / elementary school / someone's uterus. I hand out a lot of burned discs. If they like it, cool, something to talk about, maybe it reminds them of something to recommend to me.

What I don't do is carp on how they're doing it wrong if someone doesn't 'get' one of my favorites or likes something I think is bullshit. I've never seen what my own elitism would have to offer someone else that they would take me up on.

[–]eternalloss 1 point2 points ago

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Totally agree with you there my friend. I am fine people having their favourite bands and being overprotective about them but please stop labelling them metal. I guess the same thing happened during the glam era (please stop calling poison, cinderalla and other shit metal, although I do believe motley crue's first 2 albums were good) and the grunge era (nirvana, pearl jam) and it's the same thing all over with rap and emo scene infiltration. Although, I find mastodon to be better of the lot.

[–]mayonesaconservationist 3 points4 points ago

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I agree; well said.

[–]westohioninja 0 points1 point ago

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I'd say it isn't about how you look, what you're influenced by etc. that makes you 'metal' or 'punk' or whatever the fuck you wanna be. It's about sincerity and a drive to contribute to a scene you love (even if you aren't reinventing the wheel or anything). As long as said musician's do it for the love of doing it, it's metal, who cares if they're more influenced by Faith No More than Death?

[–]jotok 0 points1 point ago

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Hi, I have never posted here but I have loved metal as long as I have listened to music.

When something becomes "hipster" it is because hipsters are not original people but rather people who are so in love with kitsch that they create ugly, useless, derivative shit and celebrate how shitty it is. They have no attachment to their art and will gladly discard it disdainfully as soon as it is criticized.

People who create new, original stuff are generally called "artists" and I am very interested in what they have to show me. If you don't think something is in these categories then just fucking ignore it.

[–]KingShish 0 points1 point ago

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Well said, one of the great things about metal has always been it's ability to be diverse. Thats why it encompasses so many people. Just because you listen to Death doesn't mean you should jump on people listening to Nightwish. Being on one side of a debate should be fine though. Debates like the Megadeth/Metallica debate are good for metal because people voice intelligent opinions. Just calling something shit because it's not your taste is something different and should be done away with

[–]anis9 0 points1 point ago

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hipsters are stealing my music and remanufacturing it

[–]anis9 0 points1 point ago

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your point of view makes MTV what it is today. if you aren't passionate about your music then the air waves are taken over by bullshit bands. i think being passionately angry about how music is changing for the worse or the better is healthy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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this is kind of off topic but what are mayonesa's political beliefs? is he a white supremacist?

[–]brodieface -1 points0 points ago* 

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While I agree with some of the things you say, I think whiny posts like this are even worse. Live by your own advice - if you don't like what some people have to say, ignore them!

[–]Dafon 3 points4 points ago

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I agree with this, whining about people whining about hipster metal is simply adding even more whining. You're only getting pissed off because you also care about what is hipster metal and what isn't.
Next time just put on some "hipster" metal you love and tell yourself "Fuck yeah, those idiots are missing out."

[–]bluedice 2 points3 points ago

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Both of you are whining about people whining.

[–]Dafon 2 points3 points ago

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Well the thread was already made, might as well put all the whining we want in here so we don't need to post new threads.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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opinions are like assholes

[–]amrocthegreat 6 points7 points ago

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Everyones suck but mine?

[–]mitchbones 1 point2 points ago

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I want to put my penis in the ones attached to an attractive female?

[–]aradil 1 point2 points ago

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I can't put my penis in your college degree.

[–]mason092 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck is Boris "hipster metal?"

[–]specialdefects 0 points1 point ago

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What exactly is hipster Metal? Is there something in particular within the music that makes people call it that? Sounds like the dumbest shit ever.

[–]kittygator 0 points1 point ago

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People shouldn't fight about "pure metal" because the only pure metal is on the periodic table of elements. Duh, silly.

[–]dolgar 0 points1 point ago

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OP is a hipster faggot.

[–]CFO_Suicide 0 points1 point ago

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throw a tantrum, why don't ya

[–]brettaburger 0 points1 point ago

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And besides, Boris kicks ass anyways.