this post was submitted on
20 points (88% like it)
23 up votes 3 down votes

gaymers

unsubscribe11,905 readers
  1. Minneapolis 5/26
  2. Cincinnati 5/26
  3. Denver 5/26
  4. Portland - 5/28
  5. Rehoboth Beach, DE 6/2
  6. London 6/9
  7. Michigan 6/8-6/10
  8. Chicago - 6/29-7/1

Gaymers is an inclusive community for LGBT and straight alliance redditors. We host frequent voice and/or video chat nights, regularly play multi-player games together, talk about how totally rugged David Hayter is, how sexy Samus is in her zero suit, talk about how we love big wii sessions, and playing with an xbox all night long.

Please, no Gaymers cider. Seriously. ಠ_ಠ

[your text here](/spoiler) this will cause it to look like this your text here

Self-pic posts that are not text-accompanied go here: /r/GaymersGoneMild


STEAM GROUP


TINYCHAT (password: gonads)


MUMBLE

Connect to:

texas2.mumblevoice.com
Port # 64832


IRC

Connect to:

irc.rizon.net / #gaymers


GAYMERS MINECRAFT SERVER

mc.gayme.rs


GAYMERS EVE CORP

Space Junk LLC [JIZM]


GAYMERS WOW GUILD <Ah Yeah Guurl> on Mug'thol


GAYMERS TF2 SERVER

38.102.33.151:27016


GAYMERS CSS SERVER

38.102.33.151:27015


STICKIED TOPICS


RELATED SUBREDDITS

News and Discussion

Gayme Communities

Friends and Family


** MISC **

created by MisterGhost0ca community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own!

all 67 comments

[–]mazamrad 16 points17 points ago

I had an enormous obsession with Ash Ketchum from Pokemon when I was in third grade and I didn't know why. It was so bad that I once even licked the tv screen when he was swimming...yup. I feel so ashamed. I would also always pick girl characters in fighting games. When my brother chose Kilik in Soul Calibur I would always lose as I was too busy secretly swooning.

[–]wildetangeantThe Molestfridge 3 points4 points ago

Kilik is. jesus fucking christ. the man is hot

[–]IsambardPrincethe most dangerous stuffed animal -1 points0 points ago

Raphael Sorel > All

[–]wildetangeantThe Molestfridge 0 points1 point ago

Fine. You fucking win.

[–]IsambardPrincethe most dangerous stuffed animal 0 points1 point ago

I know sweetheart, I know

[–]ThatShouldntFly 4 points5 points ago

upvote for screen licking

[–]rndanko 2 points3 points ago

Kilik + Hwang <3

[–]racecarspacedinosaurMaster of Lowercase 2 points3 points ago

i bet kilik and maxi fit like puzzle pieces at night when they traveled together.

[–]racecarspacedinosaurMaster of Lowercase 1 point2 points ago

ohoho when my brother bought sc2 (my first sc game), i was looking at the characters in the booklet or something and when i found kilik, i immediately said that he was the one -- i would play as him first (because he was hot, ofc, but i didn't say that). he's still my favorite to this day. oh, and we have the same birthday, so it was meant to be~

[–]mazamrad 1 point2 points ago

I LOVED sc2. I just looked up his birthday and it is the same birthday as my brother's! Strange coincidence... I also tried to play Kilik but he was too hot for me to focus on anything but his shirtlessness. I would just stare at the screen in training for too long. That was like the equivalent of porn back then. Plus, he knows how to work a pole ;)

[–]Scrotorium 16 points17 points ago

After I came out, my parents told me that seeing me in the school production of Joseph and The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (I was 9), was the gayest thing they'd ever seen.

[–]bearvivantThe Neverending Fap 12 points13 points ago

  • I did the "Oops!... I Did It Again" choreography in front of my 6th or 7th grade class.

  • I listened to Madonna's GHV2 religiously.

  • I loved ABBA in middle school.

  • I would make my Batman and Robin action figures pat each other on the butt.

  • I had a Batman & Robin poster on my wall. That's the one with the nipples, pecs, and abs on the armor.

[–]finalepicEvolutionary Chimera 1 point2 points ago

I did both ABBA and showtunes. To the point of singing along with my sister, loudly (and badly).

It was glorious.

[–]bearvivantThe Neverending Fap 1 point2 points ago

Favorite musical?

[–]finalepicEvolutionary Chimera 0 points1 point ago

~~ All of them~~ If I'm going to have to make a choice, I'm going to have to pick Wicked.

I'm not sure that would hold up if I ever got a chance to see Shoggoth on the Roof, but I doubt that, since the owners of Fiddler on the Roof are not pleased with its existence.

[–]rohtozi 2 points3 points ago

Yeah... I skipped past pretending to like Batman and just had a Robin (Chris O'donnell) Poster
. . . so gay

[–]ThatShouldntFly 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, what 7th grade boy didn't like britney spears back then?

[–]markymark880 1 point2 points ago

true, but i was the only boy who actual brought the cd to class everyday to listen to

[–]ApplegateApplegate -2 points-1 points ago

You win.

[–]SlightlyScummyTamer of Tropical Birds 10 points11 points ago

I played with barbies.

[–]Geoffboyardee 12 points13 points ago

Same with me when I was in 1st grade.

My friend and I (girl) had a game called "Concussion" where we would devise the most horrible ways to "kill" a barbie.

Shit turned into Final Destination

[–]thenoesis89 1 point2 points ago

Same with me. I had the dream house and car and everything... I also had an easy bake oven....

[–]finalepicEvolutionary Chimera 1 point2 points ago

I did this, but only to brush their hair. I had no other interest in them.

But the hair was always nice.

[–]Tzarzistan 10 points11 points ago

i thought Aaron Carters music sucked, but watched his music videos anyway.

[–]bearvivantThe Neverending Fap -4 points-3 points ago

Have you seen him lately? He's got a lil meth face, but he's kinda faggy.

[–]Oheythere11 7 points8 points ago

I was obsessed with sailor moon! Actually... Now that I think about it, I'd prob watch it all over again if I had time lol.

[–]racecarspacedinosaurMaster of Lowercase 0 points1 point ago

ughhhh same. i still watch the transformation and attack scenes from time to time.

[–]Welltall 1 point2 points ago

Why do their nails get painted, then they wear gloves?!

[–]racecarspacedinosaurMaster of Lowercase 1 point2 points ago

well shit.

[–]markymark880 0 points1 point ago

omg i loved it too, also jem and the holograms!

[–]timeofyoursongEl Guapo Gatto 6 points7 points ago

In retrospect, I had the biggest crush on Miss Honey from Matilda.

[–]SalchichaGodking of the Internet 6 points7 points ago

I've known the lyrics to a majority of popular Erasure songs for as long as I can remember. I also wanted to be Sailor Moon for Halloween in kindergarten, and was jealous when my sister was.

For the record, I identify as a male and have no interest in dressing as a female. But who wouldn't want to be Sailor Moon??

[–]jarrydesque 5 points6 points ago

All my games with Doctor Doctor with other boys always dissolved into me giving them head.

[–]Ze_Rydah_93 4 points5 points ago

When it came to just about anything, i preferred female characters over anything. I always played as samus in the original super smash bros. without even knowing she was a girl. Also, i pretty much hated any game that wasn't made by nintendo, and we all know zelda is just about as gay as it gets...

[–]sendentenTooth Scientist 5 points6 points ago

When I was six, I would go over to my friend John's house to play Batman, then inevitably end up playing Barbies with his sister.

[–]SniperFists 3 points4 points ago

  • Wanted to be a boy when I grew up
  • Threw a huge tantrum when my little brother was allowed to go outside without a shirt on but I wasn't
  • Put snakes and spiders and ladybugs in my hair
  • Had the biggest crush on Xena

I always kind of knew that I liked girls, but I didn't realize that it was 'different'.

[–]BrainsAreCool 4 points5 points ago*

Uhh. Oh god, here goes. :S

  • I would walk around on my toes like I was wearing high heels/ like I was Mewtwo.

  • When my younger brother was checking out a dirty magazine with our friend I went inside to hide.

  • When I went to camp this black kid from another school would ask if I was straight. I didn't know what straight meant ( I thought he was calling me a line, lol ). Anyway, he concluded that I was "straight as a circle" and I was fine with that.

  • I thought doll houses were pretty fucking cool.

  • I totally tried out my moms jewelery.

  • I would take 20+ minute showers and create a two-piece toga thing out of two bath towels.

  • Back when I still thought I was bisexual and not gay I remember thinking Kes from Voyager was kinda cute. Later I realized, it's because she looks like a boy.

  • Back in, I think fourth or fifth grade, my friend, jokingly, described a scene in YuYu Hakusho where Yusuke and Kuwabara were sucking each other off. Uhhh, I really wanted to see that scene.

  • Was there a catchy pop song playing on the radio? I was singing along to it.

[–]ThatShouldntFly 3 points4 points ago

In 10th grade we had to write descriptive paragraphs about our friends for English class. Some of us read them out loud to the class. The guy before me did a funny satire of his friend. I narrated a veritable homage to a cute guy. I didn't realise it was so flattering until I read it aloud :( Oh god why.

[–]Awkward_Hugs 4 points5 points ago

I loved to watch wrestling when I was little. My favorite wrestler was The Rock and one of his catchphrases was "You take that object, shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!" Me: "That doesn't sound half-bad!" Actual dialogue.

Also went through a phase in third grade where I referred to my guy friends as "boyfriends"

[–]nastyjman 5 points6 points ago

When I was 7 or 8, I was hanging out with my best friend and his little brother. Us three played typical boy shit (guns, rough housing and getting into danger).

A new kid moves in the neihgborhood and checked him out. The new kid was a boy who liked playing tea parties and dolls.

My best friend reacted, "gross! You play with girly stuff?" And he bolts out of his house. I stayed for a bit and thought to myself, "that's cute," then proceeded to bolt out of there.

[–]wolfknight42 7 points8 points ago

I am bi, I hope that you all don't mind, but I just had to join in on this. One thing that really told me I like guys, in more than a platonic way, was that me and a old friend, a guy, used to play strip poker by ourselves.

[–]BadLegalAdvice[!] 4 points5 points ago

I loved to read Babysitter's Club books.

[–]sendentenTooth Scientist 3 points4 points ago

Kristy was a bitch.

[–]lampreyofsantafey 1 point2 points ago

Fuck it no one knows me.

Always friends with girls.

But the one that takes the cake is my older brother was in a Hispanic style dance class. Anyways, I would always imitate the girls dance with a towel tucked between my chin and chest. In front of my family.

Facepalm worthy moment for me now.

[–]MysteryVoice 3 points4 points ago

I am a bi guy myself, but... I had Barbies as well as Polly Pockets and those make-your-own plastic bendable dolls with the twist-tie skeletons; I I lost track of the story in Digimon Tamers because I was too distracted by OMG NAKED TAKATO :3 whenever he was merged in Digimon; I made use often of a dress that had somehow made its way into my costume box, on several occasions; and oh yes, I had my own form of "playing doctor" I did with the neighbours' son when we were both 8, that would culminate in soft-blowing each other. I didn't consciously identify myself as gay and/or bisexual until I was around 15, and I finally accepted that other guys weren't attracted to guys like I was.

[–]Awkward_Hugs 1 point2 points ago

You just made me realize I had the same problem with Digimon Tamers. Didn't remember it until now.

[–]rohtozi 2 points3 points ago

My brother and I were forced to wear sequence dresses and various matching hats and heels by our older sisters. He hated it and cried. I loved it and strutted my shit around the house. I was somewhere in the 6-8 ballpark I think?

[–]BigPeteB 2 points3 points ago

I was playing through FF7, and I wanted to figure out how to get the best stuff during the part when Cloud has to dress up as a girl to get in to the brothel. So I printed out a GameFAQ, and then left it lying around...

My mom found it, and asked me why I was printing out howtos about crossdressing. After telling her it was part of a video game, I'm not sure what kind of game she thought I was playing...

[–]Yatzu86 2 points3 points ago

loved Peggy Bundy as a child and didn't notice my arm was up like a gay t-rex till my dad slapped it down.

[–]Geronimoblue 1 point2 points ago

After I would shower, sometimes I would attempt to put a towel on my head/hair and twist it like this.

I was fabulous for those few minutes.

[–]racecarspacedinosaurMaster of Lowercase 1 point2 points ago

i could never figure that shit out. i kind of still want to do it just for the novelty of it.

[–]Drowzee64 2 points3 points ago

I used to skip a lot in my preteens.

I saw a 9 year old boy with a crew cut wearing camouflage skipping down the hallway the other day. I almost had an aneurysm because I suddenly knew I wasn't the only one who did that.

[–]killermato 2 points3 points ago

First post. When I was 6 I asked my parents to go to ballet lessons like my sister. My dad nearly had a heart attack and signed me up for boxing lessons instead. Within a week I left the boxing lesson because I said it was "too rough."

I was also the only guy in my elementary school drama club.

[–]I_Love_Kites 6 points7 points ago

Billy Elliott?!

[–]weaselgopher 1 point2 points ago

Rainbow Islands! So much win :3

[–]racecarspacedinosaurMaster of Lowercase 0 points1 point ago

goddamn cindy and her vhs tape throwing

[–]Kolby 1 point2 points ago

I liked putting on these red heels at my nursery school. I literally would walk in, go to the dress up chest we had, and put them on every morning. The best part is my mom didn't care at all but she loves to remind me of it to this day and occasionally use it as blackmail.

[–]ThomasMcHero 1 point2 points ago

My voice was extremely high pitched, and most of my friends thought it was an act to make myself seem more fabulous. Most people were surprised when they found out that it was my real voice.

[–]integrity001 1 point2 points ago

a was stuck on sailor moon. i wanted to actually BE sailor moon as a kid

[–]bobzmccormick 0 points1 point ago

I ducking HATED Barbie and loved playing with Batman. Also I had a massive crush on Hillary Duff and Kim Possible

Oh god

[–]creepers_in_trees 1 point2 points ago

There's a family photo of me as a teenager, taken at a fancy dinner party. Every other girl is wearing a sundress, heels, and her hair in curls. I've got one of those stupid sk8r-boi haircuts that were popular with middleschool boys at the time, and am wearing jeans, doc martens, and a flannel shirt. Which I insisted was 'formal' because it was a woman's shirt and not tennis shoes. Yes, I had a 'formal' flannel shirt.

It's one of those things that you look at and go, "How was anyone surprised by my coming out?"

[–]RalphMacchio 0 points1 point ago

Hmmmm... I wonder if the reason I never had a gf as a kid is that the only girls that I was interested in looked like you... Wait a second, even now, the girls I'm attracted to tend to be lesbians. /sigh

[–]YargainBargain 0 points1 point ago

I loved the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Interestingly enough it was my mom who introduced it to me...not sure what that means.

[–]IsambardPrincethe most dangerous stuffed animal 0 points1 point ago

Was in love with Ricky Martin when I was very young

Obsessed with Johnny Cage when I was younger. Mortal Kombat 2, I literally almost broke down in tears at the movie theater when he died.

Obsessed with the ... let's say "Lawful Evil" archetype in videogames, movies, shows, etc. They always seem to have so much more character about them, theyre so clever, better dressed.

I enjoyed wearing dress clothes when I actually had the money, was even named best dressed student at 2 out of 3 high schools I went to.

Oh and I like cock