childhood moments in homo-retrospect

mazamrad · 3 months

I had an enormous obsession with Ash Ketchum from Pokemon when I was in third grade and I didn't know why. It was so bad that I once even licked the tv screen when he was swimming...yup. I feel so ashamed. I would also always pick girl characters in fighting games. When my brother chose Kilik in Soul Calibur I would always lose as I was too busy secretly swooning.

Scrotorium · 3 months

After I came out, my parents told me that seeing me in the school production of Joseph and The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat (I was 9), was the gayest thing they'd ever seen.

bearvivant · 3 months

I did the "Oops!... I Did It Again" choreography in front of my 6th or 7th grade class.
I listened to Madonna's GHV2 religiously.
I loved ABBA in middle school.
I would make my Batman and Robin action figures pat each other on the butt.
I had a Batman & Robin poster on my wall. That's the one with the nipples, pecs, and abs on the armor.

SlightlyScummy · 3 months

I played with barbies.

Tzarzistan · 3 months

i thought Aaron Carters music sucked, but watched his music videos anyway.

Oheythere11 · 3 months

I was obsessed with sailor moon! Actually... Now that I think about it, I'd prob watch it all over again if I had time lol.

timeofyoursong · 3 months

In retrospect, I had the biggest crush on Miss Honey from Matilda.

Salchicha · 3 months

I've known the lyrics to a majority of popular Erasure songs for as long as I can remember. I also wanted to be Sailor Moon for Halloween in kindergarten, and was jealous when my sister was.

For the record, I identify as a male and have no interest in dressing as a female. But who wouldn't want to be Sailor Moon??

jarrydesque · 3 months

All my games with Doctor Doctor with other boys always dissolved into me giving them head.

Ze_Rydah_93 · 3 months

When it came to just about anything, i preferred female characters over anything. I always played as samus in the original super smash bros. without even knowing she was a girl. Also, i pretty much hated any game that wasn't made by nintendo, and we all know zelda is just about as gay as it gets...

sendenten · 3 months

When I was six, I would go over to my friend John's house to play Batman, then inevitably end up playing Barbies with his sister.

SniperFists · 3 months

Wanted to be a boy when I grew up
Threw a huge tantrum when my little brother was allowed to go outside without a shirt on but I wasn't
Put snakes and spiders and ladybugs in my hair
Had the biggest crush on Xena

I always kind of knew that I liked girls, but I didn't realize that it was 'different'.

BrainsAreCool · 3 months

Uhh. Oh god, here goes. :S

I would walk around on my toes like I was wearing high heels/ like I was Mewtwo.
When my younger brother was checking out a dirty magazine with our friend I went inside to hide.
When I went to camp this black kid from another school would ask if I was straight. I didn't know what straight meant ( I thought he was calling me a line, lol ). Anyway, he concluded that I was "straight as a circle" and I was fine with that.
I thought doll houses were pretty fucking cool.
I totally tried out my moms jewelery.
I would take 20+ minute showers and create a two-piece toga thing out of two bath towels.
Back when I still thought I was bisexual and not gay I remember thinking Kes from Voyager was kinda cute. Later I realized, it's because she looks like a boy.
Back in, I think fourth or fifth grade, my friend, jokingly, described a scene in YuYu Hakusho where Yusuke and Kuwabara were sucking each other off. Uhhh, I really wanted to see that scene.
Was there a catchy pop song playing on the radio? I was singing along to it.

ThatShouldntFly · 3 months

In 10th grade we had to write descriptive paragraphs about our friends for English class. Some of us read them out loud to the class. The guy before me did a funny satire of his friend. I narrated a veritable homage to a cute guy. I didn't realise it was so flattering until I read it aloud :( Oh god why.

Awkward_Hugs · 3 months

I loved to watch wrestling when I was little. My favorite wrestler was The Rock and one of his catchphrases was "You take that object, shine it up real nice, turn it side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!" Me: "That doesn't sound half-bad!" Actual dialogue.

Also went through a phase in third grade where I referred to my guy friends as "boyfriends"

nastyjman · 3 months

When I was 7 or 8, I was hanging out with my best friend and his little brother. Us three played typical boy shit (guns, rough housing and getting into danger).

A new kid moves in the neihgborhood and checked him out. The new kid was a boy who liked playing tea parties and dolls.

My best friend reacted, "gross! You play with girly stuff?" And he bolts out of his house. I stayed for a bit and thought to myself, "that's cute," then proceeded to bolt out of there.

wolfknight42 · 3 months

I am bi, I hope that you all don't mind, but I just had to join in on this. One thing that really told me I like guys, in more than a platonic way, was that me and a old friend, a guy, used to play strip poker by ourselves.

BadLegalAdvice · 3 months

I loved to read Babysitter's Club books.

lampreyofsantafey · 3 months

Fuck it no one knows me.

Always friends with girls.

But the one that takes the cake is my older brother was in a Hispanic style dance class. Anyways, I would always imitate the girls dance with a towel tucked between my chin and chest. In front of my family.

Facepalm worthy moment for me now.

MysteryVoice · 3 months

I am a bi guy myself, but... I had Barbies as well as Polly Pockets and those make-your-own plastic bendable dolls with the twist-tie skeletons; I I lost track of the story in Digimon Tamers because I was too distracted by OMG NAKED TAKATO :3 whenever he was merged in Digimon; I made use often of a dress that had somehow made its way into my costume box, on several occasions; and oh yes, I had my own form of "playing doctor" I did with the neighbours' son when we were both 8, that would culminate in soft-blowing each other. I didn't consciously identify myself as gay and/or bisexual until I was around 15, and I finally accepted that other guys weren't attracted to guys like I was.

rohtozi · 3 months

My brother and I were forced to wear sequence dresses and various matching hats and heels by our older sisters. He hated it and cried. I loved it and strutted my shit around the house. I was somewhere in the 6-8 ballpark I think?

BigPeteB · 3 months

I was playing through FF7, and I wanted to figure out how to get the best stuff during the part when Cloud has to dress up as a girl to get in to the brothel. So I printed out a GameFAQ, and then left it lying around...

My mom found it, and asked me why I was printing out howtos about crossdressing. After telling her it was part of a video game, I'm not sure what kind of game she thought I was playing...

Yatzu86 · 3 months

loved Peggy Bundy as a child and didn't notice my arm was up like a gay t-rex till my dad slapped it down.

Geronimoblue · 3 months

After I would shower, sometimes I would attempt to put a towel on my head/hair and twist it like this.

I was fabulous for those few minutes.

Drowzee64 · 3 months

I used to skip a lot in my preteens.

I saw a 9 year old boy with a crew cut wearing camouflage skipping down the hallway the other day. I almost had an aneurysm because I suddenly knew I wasn't the only one who did that.

killermato · 3 months

First post. When I was 6 I asked my parents to go to ballet lessons like my sister. My dad nearly had a heart attack and signed me up for boxing lessons instead. Within a week I left the boxing lesson because I said it was "too rough."

I was also the only guy in my elementary school drama club.

weaselgopher · 3 months

Rainbow Islands! So much win :3

Kolby · 3 months

I liked putting on these red heels at my nursery school. I literally would walk in, go to the dress up chest we had, and put them on every morning. The best part is my mom didn't care at all but she loves to remind me of it to this day and occasionally use it as blackmail.

ThomasMcHero · 3 months

My voice was extremely high pitched, and most of my friends thought it was an act to make myself seem more fabulous. Most people were surprised when they found out that it was my real voice.

integrity001 · 3 months

a was stuck on sailor moon. i wanted to actually BE sailor moon as a kid

bobzmccormick · 3 months

I ducking HATED Barbie and loved playing with Batman. Also I had a massive crush on Hillary Duff and Kim Possible

Oh god

creepers_in_trees · 3 months

There's a family photo of me as a teenager, taken at a fancy dinner party. Every other girl is wearing a sundress, heels, and her hair in curls. I've got one of those stupid sk8r-boi haircuts that were popular with middleschool boys at the time, and am wearing jeans, doc martens, and a flannel shirt. Which I insisted was 'formal' because it was a woman's shirt and not tennis shoes. Yes, I had a 'formal' flannel shirt.

It's one of those things that you look at and go, "How was anyone surprised by my coming out?"

YargainBargain · 3 months

I loved the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Interestingly enough it was my mom who introduced it to me...not sure what that means.

IsambardPrince · 3 months

Was in love with Ricky Martin when I was very young

Obsessed with Johnny Cage when I was younger. Mortal Kombat 2, I literally almost broke down in tears at the movie theater when he died.

Obsessed with the ... let's say "Lawful Evil" archetype in videogames, movies, shows, etc. They always seem to have so much more character about them, theyre so clever, better dressed.

I enjoyed wearing dress clothes when I actually had the money, was even named best dressed student at 2 out of 3 high schools I went to.

Oh and I like cock

stopthefate · 3 months

Except for Mazamrad's NONE of these are indicator's of your sexuality.

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