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Hey Reddit, Fuck you. (self.reddit.com)
submitted 1 year ago by DavidHausen
I'm so sick of tentatively posting shit on here for you. I feel like I'm surrounded by a crew of "cool kids" who are making me feel shitty about myself. Fuck "good karma". I'm sitting here wondering why the hell I care, about a bunch of stranger's opinions. Coming back from the washroom and seeing an honest attempt at sharing being downvoted. Yeah I'm whining, I'm being a whiny little bitch, and I couldn't care less, fuck you reddit. I'm not a troll, I don't want Karma, and go ahead and downvote. You're a bunch of one-upping assholes who are politer than /b/tards but really you are just as nasty. Pompous elitists. Have you seen how politely people post submissions? It's like trying to talk to a drunk stepfather who flies off the handle at the drop of a hat and berates you mercilessly. Fuck you. I'm done.
[–]Unrelated_Trivia 137 points138 points139 points 1 year ago
Lego, the plastic toy building bricks, take their name from the Danish words Leg Godt meaning "Play Well". It could arguably mean "I assemble" in Latin although this is both a coincidence and a forced interpretation.
[–]IrrelevantTLDR 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
ಠ_ಠ
TL;DR - :)
[–]Scarker 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
I read this in the narrator's voice from Arrested Development. In fact, that narrator is Ron Howard.
[–]deadapostle -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Yet another case of deadaposthesia.
[–]tomrhod 11 points12 points13 points 1 year ago
Stop trying to make deadaposthesia happen, Gretchen.
[–]deadapostle 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Is it too much to ask for one word to be named after my reddit account?
[–]Samuel_Gompers 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Admiral Wilhelm von Tegetthoff was the commander of Austrian naval forces at the 1866 Battle of Lissa during the Austro-Prussian War/Third Italian War of Independence. Von Tegetthoff led the Austrians to a rousing victory against superior numbers and ships. Subsequently, he was put in charge of the now Austro-Hungarian (following the Ausgleich) Navy as Marinekommandant.
[–][deleted] 44 points45 points46 points 1 year ago
Fuck you guys, I'm done! continues refreshing post and replying to everyone
[–]deadapostle 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
I'm just going to upvote everything he says and does out of spite. I'm even going to make him one of my reddit friends.
[–]DavidHausen[S] -21 points-20 points-19 points 1 year ago
Did I stipulate what I was "done" with? No. Fuck you.
[–]m0ngrel 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I kind of wish you were done. With reddit, I mean. Looking at your two-year posting history (really just skimming), it doesn't look like you've really ever had anything insightful, or even positive to say. You seem very negative, and maybe that's why you can't get e-popular here like you seem to want to so badly.
I'm with everyone else here. There's the door. Right there, in the upper right-hand corner of your browser. It should look like a gigantic red "X". Press that. Never come back.
[–]ihateyoutoo 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Seriously, two year and still commenting with "lol"??
[–]n3wt0n 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
i love how u are trying to make a big deal over a website but trying to act like you dont really care...its just a site...go outside.
[–]ani625 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
But but the SUN! It BURNS!!
[–]die_troller 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
what is this SUN you speak of?
[–]co_bro_commander 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
yes go outside is pretty much the worst advice since "jam this sharp stick into your eye" there are all these giant metal boxes on wheels travelling very fast, and also there are other people you are forced to interact with.
[–]KnightKrawler 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
If I'm not mistaken, I believe you mentioned being done with...reddit.
Like, .com.
So, ya, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
[–]LeonardofQuirm 25 points26 points27 points 1 year ago
Dude, I am honestly sorry to hear this. I feel that reddit is becoming meaner and meaner. I mean, the only place I can go and not worry about downvotes is r/trees. And I think that redditors should learn to follow their own reddiquite better. Thats just my opinion. Upvoted for saying what you feel.
[–]TheGsus 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Probably worse now that everyone from digg is here. (I came here from digg. Don't hate!)
[–]LeonardofQuirm -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I have nothing against dig :D
[–]TheGsus 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Not suggesting you do. I've been observing digg for a few years now, and I've notice diggers getting meaner as well.
Must be the media's fault.
[–]BennyFranklin 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
I said "Despite our problems, I still enjoy living in the US". Reddit threw out nukes at me. Paragraphs and paragraphs of idle rant about US foreign and domestic policy. My thoughts were downvoted into oblivion.
[–]LeonardofQuirm 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
Yep... People just don't seem to understand that you downvote posts that don't add to the thread at all. You either upvote or leave that post alone if it adds to the thread. Even if some guy starts writing "omg, wow glen beck is so fucking smart, hes gonna save america" and then SOMEHOW comes up with a argument, the correct response for a redditor should be to comment on if they agree or disagree, and not just downvote the guy.
[–]maksified 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
"I feel that reddit is becoming meaner and meaner"
Agreed totally...
[–]drspliff 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Maybe you should stop posting your shitty blogspam site which does nothing but ripping off other peoples content without attributing it.
[–]maksified -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Hey Mr. Hot mouth, kindly stop using abusive language.
Listen, my web isn't a blog spam, and most of the stuff which you referred to had already artist name or website on it, secondly where I took the photos from, they weren't their either and they didn't had any link to the original source. I give link to the original source where I feel necessary. And my site isn't the only one on this planet earth.
So please... :)
And you could have said that all with peaceful talk, I am not a hater.
Thank You.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
Would you like a butterfly? Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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[–]SidtheMagicLobster 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Well, I do now.
[–]tomrhod 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I still don't.
[–]artsangel 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
RORSCHACH TEST TIME
I see two angry kitties with a stick of dynamite between them.
[–]Malnilion 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I saw the two kitties and was just trying to determine what was between them when I saw your post! I was thinking a cross, initially, but kitties are fueled by Satan, so that didn't quite make sense.
[–]Demener 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Butterflies.
Or a house being blown up by a giant stick of dynamite.
[–]DeFex 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
2 of those pokemon things kissing.
[–]panthesilia 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Awww! That SO cute!
[–]blue_box_disciple 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Whiny little bitches don't get butterflies.
[–]simple_catalyst 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Calm down. Go outside. Don't log on for a week. Come back. laugh at things. enjoy comments. don't give a fuck when the things you think are worth sharing don't get up voted.
or at least that's my bit.
[–]DavidHausen[S] -28 points-27 points-26 points 1 year ago
Don't condescend to me, I go out every single day, and do all of the above. Don't assume I'm some neckbeard.
[–]simple_catalyst 13 points14 points15 points 1 year ago
I did not mean to come off condescending. I was just trying to give "an honest attempt at sharing " my opinion of the situation. Because often times that's how I feel. I share a joke i thought was humorous -ignored.
neat article i read -ig... well actually i finally pulled some karma off that one. find really cool band and try to share -ignored.
and it doesn't feel great. but, hey fuck it. i still see interesting articles, new bands, and things that make me laugh, so i stick around.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 1 year ago
Apparently you still haven't gotten the "calm down" part down, though. No one was being condescending, except you in your original post.
[–]atomicthumbs 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
CALM DOWN. JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW. EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT JUST AS LONG AS YOU CALM DOWN.
GODDAMNIT STOP BEING SO ANGRY! WHY WON'T YOU CALM DOWN?!
[–]Brank_Manderbeak 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
FUCK YOU I AM CALM JUST LOOK AT HOW MOTHERFUCKING CALM I AM I AM THE CALMEST MOTHERFUCKER IN NORTH AMERICA
[–]northzilla 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Calmer than you are dude.
[–]HeadbangsToMahler 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
[–]Malnilion 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man...
Literally just watched this movie last night, brilliant timing.
[–]indieinvader 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
This is a very difficult time for our country. I'm only gonna say this one more time, sir, CALM DOWN!
[–]eirthepriest 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
He's not, he's just saying that the best way to deal with being frustrated (for him and for me also) is to move away from whatever's frustrating you for a while and come back when you're calm.
EDIT: Whether that's going outside or playing tf2 or doing w/e.
[–]barbosa 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Hey bud I know what you mean (the Internet, like the earth, is a cold hard place), but actually I thank Reddit for helping toughen my skin, sharpen my arguments and reemphasize the importance of checking my sources and thinking before I speak.
[–]liquidcola -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Yeah, come on, show this guy some respect! Can't a guy tell an entire community of people "fuck you" without being condescended to!?? And for crying out loud! Assuming he's a neckbeard!?!? For shame.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
We'd all take you a little more seriously if you actually went and deleted your account. It's in preferences and only takes a second. I'll wait...
Ah, still here then whiny bitch?...
[–]Pulsar391 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Well fuck you too, and guess what? I don't love you anymore, in fact, i'm not sure I ever did. And those times that I upvoted you? I was just faking it. Maybe if you cared more about my feelings than getting upvoted we could have had a good thing, but you blew it.
Karmanaut is better at upvoting me anyway.
[–]Motig 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Why did you care in the first place? Most people in the world are complete fucktarded cunts. Go find some job working with animals and isolate yourself from the rest of the world.
[–]KaylaS 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Hey David, Fuck you too!
[–]onlyrelpying 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I have the same feeling, My grammer sucks but i try to do my best but people keep poking at it with a stick and bringing it up.
I was on here for 6-7 months and deleted it because i could no longer take the grammer nazi's and the vast amount of people who wanted unresonable crazy laws put in place or take away laws that are very easy to follow.
I would say something like hydrogen is better then electric cars and people would link to some crazy mans site and act like i said that they suck a dogs dick.
I kept forgetting that reddit is not a place filled with resonable, real world viewing, seeing from multiple sides on a issue non stuck up assholes, i know there are many who are smart and don't resort to calling me a idiot when i present a valid researched argument and really can see from my point of view but they are shunned out by the fuck the "insert some crap that causes no problems to 99% of the people in their country" type of people.
So now i am just a troll i don't give a fuck about anything on this site, this is my last arguement and it makes me feel good about it.
[–]staaagas 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
So you propose that you should get upvotes because...? If you post stuff that's not particularly clever, funny, thoughtful, or interesting, why the fuck would anyone upvote you? The only post I've seen from you is a pic of NPH and I'm amazed you got over 200 votes for it. This site is based on value and depends on users submitting valuable content that adds to the site. (Value is measured in many different ways of course). If not, we end up with a bunch of pictures of cats and that kind of crap. No one is ganging up on you just to make you feel bad.
[–]developmental 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
s'ok man. Reddit's here so anyone can speak their mind, not for people to get validation. draw your lines where it's right for you and watch the dominos fall.
[–]Tillermo 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
You're not done, you're still only medium-rare.
[–]DavidHausen[S] -14 points-13 points-12 points 1 year ago
You're mentioned in the above paragraph.
[–]Doozz 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
DUN DUN DUNNNN Dramatic music is playing in the background
[–]UsedVibrator 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
The internet hurt my feelings AMA
[–]disinformationkiller 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
DAE get butthurt when they're downvoted?
[–]joetromboni 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
just keep posting man, and care less...or is it couldn't care less, who knows, who cares.
Don't let it bother you is what I'm trying to say.
[–]COL_Pan1c 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Saying "I could care less" means you have more room to not care and therefore are willing to put up with just a little more. OTH "I couldn't care less" means you just don't give a fuck anymore because well, your level of caring is at 0.
[–]joetromboni 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I don't care
[–]gabesosa 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
[–]jplvhp 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
He should care less. He should definitely care less. But could he? Or could he not? That is the question(s).
[–]jcliff29 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Maybe you should try Digg.
[–]jimbobway 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Not sure why you are being down voted for this. Though I am not a fan of Digg myself, this would be a viable option for someone truly upset with this community.
[–]mtux96 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
*used to be a viable option...
I stand corrected.
[–]RoryZilla 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
Nice troll job bro.
[–]Formaevolatus 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Loltrolled.
[–]fuzzyjedi 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
see, what this douche is planning on happening is all these people giving his comments downvotes and hes waiting for the filters to see it and think that its just a group of people picking on him and not take any of that karma away.
[–]shamanicspacebum 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Hey DavidHausen, Your Mom.
[–]OfNumbers 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Dugg.
[–]FuukuReddit 9 points10 points11 points 1 year ago
I agree. Now every fucking thread on Reddit is a joke. Just the other day there was a picture of a person lying down on the floor dead in Mexico in front of a outside eating establishment, and all the comments were so.. childish lacking the respect of what is going on over there and what happened to that individual and as well as the rest. Downvote me all y'all want but ,Fuck you
[–]EncasedMeats 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
If you're writing posts for anyone but yourself, you're doing it wrong.
[–]touchpadonbackon 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Try finding some subreddits that interest you.
[–]LovelyCornSyrup 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
I'm sitting here wondering why the hell I care, about a bunch of stranger's opinions.
Because unwillingness to read someone else's opinion, no matter how crude, means you're close-minded. Nothing good ever comes from getting angry and ranting in a public forum. Drive your car around the block, take a bus ride, try to catch some lightning bugs, find delicious snackeries at a grocery store, or anything you can think of to get your mind off of the persons who offended you.
[–]bongwhacker 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Pinus
[–]fuscus 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Conifers?
[–]bongwhacker 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Woody
[–]DavidHausen[S] -6 points-5 points-4 points 1 year ago
get out of my bitchy rant thread.
[–]zachatree 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
hey man you are the one who posted it on here for all of the hive mind to read. You should have expected this.
[–]DavidHausen[S] -8 points-7 points-6 points 1 year ago
Yeah, but I'm through with the hive mind's bullshit, so I'm doing what I want.
[–]blue_box_disciple 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
You're so cool and original.
[–]disinformationkiller 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
And edgy don't forget edgy!
[–]Doozz 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
And hip and phat!
Wait....do we still say phat?
[–]arsewhisperer 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Anyone else picturing this?
'Nabisco' used to be National Biscuit Company, you twat.
[–]alphagator 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
well, cya
[–]sandozguineapig 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
i'm not your drunk stepfather, i just fuck your mother.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Good enough... to fuck... your mother!!
[–]sandozguineapig 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
we don't really do the movie night thing...fuckin' kid always wants to watch with us.
And you're the exact type of reason I write these things, and really? Fuck my mother? ok man whatever.
[–]sandozguineapig 5 points6 points7 points 1 year ago
only when i'm drunk, but i'll never marry her.
[–]arsewhisperer 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Who would want to marry that lady? She's been with everyone!
cool story bro.
[–]Scannn 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I think you have space dimensia
I think you mean Space Madness.
[–]cheddarben 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
space displasia.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Just curious, where else are you going to go? What other alternatives are there?
[–]DavidHausen[S] -7 points-6 points-5 points 1 year ago
Digg, nah I'm just kidding. I'm sure something better than this will pop up soon, considering that reddit is ruining itself with a bunch of opinionated jerks.
[–]radelaide 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
If you come across an alternative, be sure to let me know. Reddit has gone to shit over the last two years. Even the subreddits.
[–]BennyFranklin 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
This is a true statement. Aside from sarcasm, why are people downvoting this?
[–]xtmno3 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
TL;DR: People are people, they will be dicks and argue with one another. This becomes more true the more people you have. The only way out of it is to not deal with people.
[–]ImAJerk 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Everyone's shit gets upvoted AND downvoted. If you didn't care about karma, you would not have posted this.
[–]PoppyCokc 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You have no soul!
do you need a hug?
[–]Cheeeese 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Aha! Reverse psychology to actually gain karma! A good trick...
Fuck you too! No, not really... I'm sorry you feel this way about reddit. It's possible you just got unlucky, but it's true that some people downvote rather more than is really necessary.
[–]princemyshkin 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I think the lesson learned here is, stop being so goddamn polite and claim your fucking karma!!
upvoted.
[–]collin_ph 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Amen.. seriously dude, I feel you.. luckily for me anyway, I really don't care. From time to time, I'm amused with reddit. Usually though, I get exactly what you say from reddit. I don't know how I've gotten any upvotes ever on here, because I rarely agree with the reddit hive mind, but I guess there are a few people on here that at least appreciate a different view point.
Protip: You don't have to care about reddit's opinions to participate in the site. That is another good thing about Reddit.
[–]djstangl 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Awww... go cry to your mommy.
[–]netaddict 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
yeah man /b/ is better than reddit that way
you get more exposure and original responses
on reddit, people just go with the popular opinion just to get "karma"
that doesn't happen on /b/
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
almost everything on reddit comes from /b/ anyway. Yet redditors look down on /b/ but take their content.
that's what digg said
[–]ranscot 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Actually, in the beginning that is how it started. Right after the diaspora and Something Awful caturdayed itself, this new toy called Reddit was around.
And for those of us who liked a good meme could still partake of the meme ball, but more into data aggregate instead of pop culture aggregate that it is today.
/b/ will always be better at pop culture, because oldfags never do come back. It is a myth. No way I want be in my cache and I am to lazy to dump it. Sorry. That's why I'm old.
Reddit has shown signs of the last stages of a meta community.
The self congratulatory pats on the back.
[–]majorkev 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I whole heartedly agree.
Thank your for saying it.
[–]JWFokker 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Quit your fucking whining.
[–]fuscus 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
There are only very rare situations where a downvote seems appropriate. Maybe for a particularly callous and offensive comment, but I prefer the philosophy of just leaving comments alone unless it's something I feel positively about and want to upvote for insight, humor, or some other intangible. I'm still a little surprised that downvotes flow as freely as they do, especially when I see a comment of mine which answered a question with a personal opinion or an explanation of my experience clearly stated as subjective but has received multiple downvotes. Some people just use the system differently and will choose to downvote instead of respond with a different opinion and open dialog.
The good thing? Karma doesn't actually do much except maybe get your comments more widely read. But! The more votes (up or down) you have, the more people's minds you've touched. Who knows what influence that may have in the long run.
[–]elcoremino 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Wow... your last paragraph is extremely insightful, especially the last two sentences. I've been having a DavidHausen feeling lately as well, but I really think you're on to something.
My opinions are often delivered with candor and in a brash manor, those downvotes, I accept. But it kind of stings when I try to be thoughtful in my responses or posts and get downvoted below threshhold. The hive-mind certainly doesn't serve anybody.
[–]atomicthumbs 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Coming back from the washroom and seeing an honest attempt at sharing being downvoted.
Sounds like a bot.
[–]ten_syllable_troll 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You may want to try your luck over at digg.
[–]akore 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
bro, u need 2 chill...
[–]jasondoes 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Whats this karma? Can I spend it?
[–]Huellio 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
For someone who says they don't care so much you really seem to care a ton.
[–]NitWit005 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Man, it's terrible that someone is apparently forcing you to use this website constantly. You clearly have no choice but to use Reddit and read everyone's comments, otherwise this post would make no sense what-so-ever. Let me know if there is some way I can help you regain your freedom.
[–]co_bro_commander 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
i was going to try to defend you but then i looked through your posts, and i found that you insulted nutella. no way jose, that is punishable by death where i live.
[–]DJPho3nix 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Chill the fuck out. Ask yourself why you even care in the first place. I think the most votes any link I've ever submitted got was like 7 total, but I don't shit a brick because people downvote or ignore things I post.
[–]coliolio 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
"Fuck you reddit for downvoting submissions you don't like"?
I would listen if you complained about grammar nazis or about asinine meme regurgitation (like onlyrelpying), but you basically posted "i don't care about karma or downvotes fuck all of you." Are you really taking issue with the fact that reddit has a downvote button that people use?
[–]charleyface 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
The only thing listed that you've posted in recent history was something I upvoted.... do you delete what doesn't do well? o_O
[–]sammichez 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Lol drunk abusive stepfather.
[–]Heartsymbol 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You mad
[–]1137 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
While I agree things have gone down hill, oddly enough ever since I joined two years ago I also think you should lighten up. It is just a website to kill time with. I wonder what people's private lives are like when they rage so hard at such trivial nothings.
[–]savagebeauty 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
There is that aspect to Reddit. To be fair, you find this kind of juvenilia on every public online community. (Ever joined a WoW guild, and spied on an opposing Horde guild? I once listened to the chat channel for such a group---they all sounded like 15-year old boys from the Deep South. They spent very little time actually talking about the game. But they did engage in long rants about President Obama being a "nigger fag". Plus, some discussion about which guildie had a bigger penis.)
[–]cmrglor 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
The problem doesn't lie with Reddit but people in general as Reddit gets closer and closer to representing the general public with each passing day. You are one step closer to joining the ranks of World Misanthropy. Keep up the good work.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Downvoted because you acted like a martyr and asked for it.
[–]Hamalicious 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You can take my place over at digg.
[–]ninteen45 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Congrats, You now know the truth. Reposting and joking didn't ruin reddit, The whining, moaning, idiotic hordes who berate all of the little details because they don't like the picture did.
[–]Punkndrublic 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You're a bunch of one-upping assholes who are politer than /b/tards but really you are just as nasty. Pompous elitists.
Yup, everybody is the exact same here and you're the only voice of reason.
[–]avd007 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
anyone with the internet is now a pompous elitist. we are all pompous elitists. this will never be changed.
[–]Torquemada1970 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago*
So....if I'm reading this correctly, this is a fuck-you from some fucker that no fucker apparently gives a fuck about.
[–]bdbthinker 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Hey OP, this is reddit, not digg. you don't need the indignant attitude anymore. That said, can I have your stuff?
[–]unusedcostume 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I think this is just a landing pad for plenty of super nerds (super nerds are not a bad thing). But I think some of the super nerds are insecure, and once they get a dose of feeling cool from telling people off it's like a drug. I find almost any time I've attempted making a post it gets shut down immensely. The content and how valuable it is to reddit is not even relevant, it's people freaking out for what they ASSUME my intentions were for posting, or for being a female, or because they'd rather look at cat pictures (i guess?). Think about it, how many people using this site probably don't even leave their house? People who are comfortable and happy don't go out of their way to tell people off and be assholes. But yea, I feel you and your point, that is why I pretty much just lurk around. It's kind of how the entire world works, yenno? A whole slew of idiots and you just gota find your niche.
[–]BennyFranklin -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Agree.
[–]The_REAL_MrBabyMan -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I feel like I'm surrounded by a crew of "cool kids" who are making me feel shitty about myself...Pompous elitists.
B-b-b-but this is Reddit. We were told power users didn't exist here!
Oh the irony that you, of all people, misunderstand what a reddit power user is.
We have the Hive Mind which shifts like a mediocrity sandbank on the river of shit we have here, but it's not power users at all. People are desperate to herd, and always watchful not to stick out, but reddit is just random in it's memeness. Anyone that sticks around long enough to try to control it usually loses interest in the end.
There are submitted users that do the usual timing, wording things but it doesnt really buy them anything.
[–]RomanSenate 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
reddit is made up of individuals, don't take umbridge with the site in general just because some people are dicks. instead realize that you're probably a dick as well, and simply seek sub-reddits where both you and other users can keep the dickishness to a suitable minimum.
[–]Brank_Manderbeak 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Or we could just go with "disillusionment". Good post though.
[–]berfarah 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I have been thinking the same for the last weeks, and have seriously considered leaving this community. I keep whittling down into smaller and smaller subreddits because of the stupid mob mentality that is starting to take over many of them.
I'm sick of being bullied out of my opinion, because any time anyone disagrees on this site, they will downvote you. It doesn't matter whether you have the best argument in the world.
As someone who doesn't care for the debate on legalizing marijuana, I still like seeing good points for its legalization. I am a fan of Obama, but I still upvote posts that point out his faults. Because that's what you're supposed to do. Read the reddiquette if you think otherwise.
[–]Palchez 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I disagree.
[–]amus 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
They see you rollin'. They hatin'.
u mad, bro?
[–]Mrubuto -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I agree. there are a lot of jerks here sometimes.
upvote brotha!
[–]kellysmith -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
This was a pretty good text post. But I downvoted it.
[–]poop_on_you -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I'm totally with you - thanks for having the balls to say it flat out.
[–]mayonesa -6 points-5 points-4 points 1 year ago
I feel like I'm surrounded by a crew of "cool kids" who are making me feel shitty about myself.
All while claiming they're not...
That's the Reddit Hivemind Groupthink (RHG).
There are other people here who are good, but they're generally Republicans.
[–]simple_catalyst 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
i see what you did there. tsk tsk. :-)
[–]sculptedpixels -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Hey DavidHausen - FUCK YOU TOO. Go eat a bag of dicks. What kind of crybaby butthurt schmuck posts this shit? Done? Good. BYE!
[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
This is how professionals moderate a site, and it's not done on the honor system. If you want to troll like a tween, it's bye bye. http://www.theoildrum.com/special/guidelines
I just sent that to one of reddits favorite trolls, violentacrez. Says a lot about reddit that a middle aged dude that brags about his trolling exploits, and whose contributiion is about 90% porn, has a bit of a following here.
He told me he wrote the book on moderating, so I showed him how the grownups do it.
[–]FillInTheBlank 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
That's how the wish their community to behave, that has nothing to do with moderation.
Try reading it again. Specifically, number 4. I've seen trolls get the boot over there. Here. they're even allowed mod powers so they can use them to troll.
[–]FillInTheBlank 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Those are a sites rules. Moderation is about enforcing the rules.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago*
No shit, and they enforce them. Reddit has a hands off policy, including hands of of mods, which is a bad idea. I've had folks say it's a free speech issue, but that's exactly my argument. Douchebag mods have shut down free speech in some subreddits, and allowing that is the antithesis of free speech.
violentacrez freely admits to trolling, and is allowed to mod. He doesn't like my arguments (I wonder why) so he sends me some insults. That takes its natural course, so the troll sends me a personal message that I've been banned from one of his subreddits, not that I care though, because I don't use any of his subreddits, but it's a perfect example of why you don't give trolls mod powers.
Nothing wrong with banning someone who gets off on trolling. They can always come back better behaved, or tire of getting banned and go back to 4chan or youtube.
[–]FillInTheBlank 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Don't like how someone is modding a sub? Create your own.
VA mods to the rules he sets for his subreddits.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I know how reddit works, I'm saying that it doesn't have to be like that. I'm saying it's not a superior model, it's an inferior one. The comment system is fantastic, the policy of letting a troll run a site within this site isn't.
It's not upholding values of free speech by giving people on a comment forum the power to stifle it. and then allowing them to do it.
[–]violentacrez -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago*
You're just too lazy to start your own reddit. You want people to allow you to be an asshole in their reddits. I'm not "allowed" to mod, I created my own reddits. You can do the same, you just choose not to. Why is that? Because no one would come to your empty little idiot room, that's why.
I started my own reddits so I could say what I please. You have the same freedom as anyone else to do so yourself, but you're too much of a whining pussy to do so.
I think reddit is great for lazy ass-bitches like you.
[–]adamfalkofske 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Yeah, great stuff you contribute to this website.
[–]wacrover 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
FYI: I think people are upvoting you for the amount of free, quality porn you just brought them via Violentacrez page, not because they agree with you.
That, or their sarcasm detector was broken and they did agree.
[–]violentacrez -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago*
Thanks! That's how I won my Pimp Daddy trophy. Would you like to help? I can put you to work, being a productive member of reddit society.
You want people to allow you to be an asshole in their reddits.
Step 1: Troll like a cowardly asshole from the safety of your computer.
Step 2: Get called out for it.
Step 3: Whine like a pussy at the inevitable blow back.
I started my own reddits so I could say what I please.
Like; "you have been banned from posting to violentacrez" Making up for some shortcomings I presume.
BTW, who wasn't letting you say what you please? LOL you were fucking with someone, and you got banned, didn't you?
Go through my comment history. You won't find one instance of me fucking with anyone. You'll find me dishing out in kind, like what I'm dishing back to you, but you won't find me trolling like you, and whining like a cunt when it comes back.
[–]violentacrez 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago*
who wasn't letting you say what you please?
Don't know, don't care, didn't dwell on it. I learned the rules, started my own reddits, and created a place where I could do as I please. All the smart kids do the same thing. The rest just complain about how they are "censored".
[–]T1mac -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Man, I feel your pain. We've all been there.
On the bright side (I know you don't really care) if this continues, you'll make the front page.
*Edit: Front page baby. Do you feel better?
[–]Le_Renard -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Looking through your history, I'm not even seeing what you're complaining about. You've only gotten more than 2 or 3 downvotes on a few comments recently up to this post. So what's your beef? Everyone gets some downvotes and a good portion of them are bots or asshole users who downvote all the other posts in order to try to get theirs to the top. The rest? Maybe it's possible you deserve them.
Aww... did somebody steal your fucking cloudsong?
[–]f4te -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
lmfao
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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