Last night I paid for a half hour with a prostitute. We slept together and made out for 3 hours afterwards and she told me to come back tonight and that I didn't have to bring any money.

jackstrickler · 3 months

every single one of us on this planet are looking for love, in some form or fashion. she might sell her pussy, but that doesn't mean she's incapable of falling for you. go for it, bud.

thekadar81 · 3 months

If you go, leave a note with your location, contact info for her, and who you are with at home. That way if you disappear, someone will find it. If not, you can throw it away after the night is over. Might also be a good idea to have a good buddy on call in case of emergency.

OTSProspect · 3 months

This sounds really interesting. I think the fact that that she made out with you for three hours may show that she really enjoys being around you.

Just because this is her line of work, doesn't mean she can't develop feelings for people. She may be starting to like you.

Can we get an update on how tonight went?

I'm always a sucker for prostitute-client love stories.

EDIT: Just saw the update. I am....disappointed. Maybe one day you will find your cinderella/hooker story.

pie-oh-my · 3 months

Well it is entirely possible that she does like you. Prostitutes are people too. It's good that you're looking for an ulterior motive though; I would be very cautious. Just put on your cynical cap and see how it goes.

rivermandan · 3 months

if you've already fucked her, you may as well take her on a date. sex workers can be some of the most open minded, interesting people you wil meet

Mentalseppuku · 3 months

Having known someone who went from 'sleeping with just about everyone' to 'sleeping with just about everyone only getting paid for it now', there is a good possibility this is not the stereotypical streetwalker that most people might think of. There are a lot of women who sell sex but lead otherwise normal lives.

Be cautious, but don't let it freak you out. You should also consider just what you're getting into. Do you want a relationship with someone who has been doing this for, at least, several months?

raininmcain · 3 months

i think.... you just won the game

congee · 3 months

Haven been in similar situations, its quite possible that she likes you and you gave her a good time. Escorts are people/women too, and sometimes they want the personal connection. Go with it, take it at face value. But don't be upset if she flakes out. OH, and make sure to wear a condom.

chonnes · 3 months

Take all the money you can stand to lose just in case you're being set-up for a "visit" by her pimp. It's possible that your tender side was perceived as a major weakness which makes you an ideal target. Did you give her any reason to think that you may have more cash at your disposal or that you are alone in the city? It's also possible that she was running an end of the month promotion to meet her quota.

Tat2darms · 3 months

The long con...

[deleted] · 3 months

Us sex workers earn enough money not to steal.

Plus we get very frustrated having sex with bad partners and therefore need good ones to get off with.

She probably just likes you and wants to screw you silly.

shogun333 · 3 months

The words of a great philosopher come to mind, "this this is one of them occasions when the homie's not doin' it right. So you found you a ho that you like? But you can't make a ho a housewife"

I don't care that /r/sex isn't going to like my non-PC attitude, but remember that she is a prostitute. Always be aware that she may just be trying to sell her pussy to you in another way. If she gets demanding about wanting you to buy/do things for her, or if your spidey senses tip you off in another way that something is wrong, I would get out of there.

spinningmagnets · 3 months

I'm not surprised. If her job is to provide emotionally unconnected sex to strangers, after a few weeks of that every day, its only natural for her to really enjoy an affectionate session.

Once her job was done with you, some affectionate making out could have just been giving a bonus to a lonely regular customer, but...three hours? she actually enjoyed it.

Mekaista · 3 months

Watch a few episodes of Without a Trace to get in the mood.

Because friend...

You're fucked.

lechuzas · 3 months

Interesting! What was she like? Did you like her as someone you'd want to hang out with, outside of paying her for sex?

edit to add: I know a girl who is a sex worker, and she's a normal girl who dates and has crushes on guys. It's quite possible that this woman just likes you.

mikkay77 · 3 months

Aw. Well I am a sucker, so I'd like to think it is simply the case that she likes you. That is sweet, you should go for it- but I agree, caution is good in this case. I would definitely have a friend on call.

ninjahahaha · 3 months

please please please do a follow up post!

tribade · 3 months

Ulterior motive identified: drugs.

shrikestorm · 3 months

“Beware of whores who say they don’t want money. The hell they don’t. What they mean is they want more money. Much more.”

—William S Burroughs

corporatehuman · 3 months

Looks like she's a...

Takes off dark sunglasses

Pretty woman.

magicalmilk · 3 months

How do you make out for 3 hours?

erikbryan · 3 months

Although I firmly believe in love between sex workers and their clients, and sincerely hope that's what you are experiencing, I am reminded of....

William S. Burroughs - Words of Advice For Young People

People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people.

Well here are a few simple admonitions for young and old.

Never intefere in a boy-and-girl fight.

Beware of whores who say they don't want money. The hell they don't. What they mean is they want more money. Much more.

If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch,

Get it in writing.

His word isn't worth shit.

Not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.

http://www.jjjwebdevelopment.com/306sites/burroughs/burroughs.shtml

ChrisF79 · 3 months

Who kisses a prostitute? Seriously?

gr33n3rsw33n3r · 3 months

duuuuuuuuuuuuuude what happened. the internet needs to know.

jeffp12 · 3 months

Hooker with a heart of gold and a stomach full of semen.

squiddhammer · 3 months

Is her name Alabama? I hear she tastes just like a peach.

TheAlternate86 · 3 months

Attaboy! I am impressed. Perhaps a good idea to be just a bit cautious though. With the 3 hour makeout session it sounds pretty legit to me.

ThaKerm · 3 months

relevant

MyCarolineJones · 3 months

Well, I know a girl who's a prostitute that looks for sex for free whenever her pimp is in jail. She wants a relationship that can protect her once he's out. That's just one possibility.

ColbertFan0364 · 3 months

Nice try, Richard Gere.

MyaloMark · 3 months

The question now is, how do you feel about a potential lover leaving your bed to go to work every night? And how about when she comes back to you afterwards? You may have a good thing. If you have the maturity to keep it separated in your mind, that is.

AlonsoQ · 3 months

You know "laying pipe" is just an expression, yeah?

SlapHappyDude · 3 months

Thank you for updating! Sounds like you got bumped for a paying client.

DANAMITE · 3 months

It's a trap!

2sip · 3 months

Please update us on how it goes.

datdercrappyusername · 3 months

DO IT!

stanleyfarnsworth · 3 months

...just bring those nice fresh kidneys. Both of 'em.

4nonymo · 3 months

Nice try, my local prostitute!

JoeNegron · 3 months

Just don't become her sugar-daddy.

MyBallsHerFace · 3 months

Just remember, if she says its "razorburn" she is lying... don't eats. just beats.

Have fun tho!

A_Breath_Of_Aether · 3 months

Sounds like the plot of True Romance...

Ghastlygherkin · 3 months

Commenting for lead up.

mtchen8 · 3 months

because you'll pay with your life.....

Seref15 · 3 months

I see a few possibilities, in order of best case scenario to worse case scenario:

1- She digs you.

2- Long con, like that one episode of The Boondocks.

3- Your organs may be harvested.

4- Well... make sure she doesn't wrap her legs around your body when you're about to pull out.

rocketmanatee · 3 months

You'll have a better idea of what she's like than we will. Sex is her job, or part of her job, right now. Doesn't mean she doesn't want some not on the clock. If you treat her nicely and make her feel good she might want to have a more casual relationship with you (as in, not monetary).

Does she seem like someone who does it for some extra money or is this a hardened hooker on crack? If it's the former she may just want to get back to normal and you might be one of a few clients. If it's the latter then heaven help you.

alexbat · 3 months

well that sucks man, hopefully everything clears up or at least you get you pipe back man.

RubyBlye · 3 months

If she is halfway decent she will clean your pipe for making you wait.

sexxit_hobbyist · 3 months

I had a ~8 year period where I'd see prostitutes on a somewhat regular basis. This happened maybe 5-6 times for me. In some cases, it was a non-pro girl & we really clicked. In other cases, we'd seen each other enough times that we had gotten to know each in other. In all cases, but one I think the girl was interested in something more akin to NSA than a traditional couple thing.

My two cents: Be safe but go for it. I never regretted it (quite the opposite). One of the non-pro girls & I had... whatever it was we had... for nearly a year and she even introduced me to swinging.

Venturio · 3 months

Did you get your pipe back in the end?

biglebowski55 · 3 months

(1) Maybe she just wants to smoke with you, and (2) Best case scenario is 'winning the game'....so, you could date a prostitute? This is winning? I mean, she's literally a whore. I don't get the appeal. Not saying she's worthless, just that this part of her life isn't a checkmark for the pro side of the pro/con dating eligibility checklist.

The_Insurance · 3 months

WHOA!

Listen, buddy, uh, sounds awesome and all, but... do not start a relationship with this girl. You do not want to do this. Please, please, please just believe me. I know, she's different, bla bla bla, but just this one time, just listen to the random stranger on the internet who is beggin you not to ruin your life.

shogun333 · 3 months

Kinda curious to find out how this ended up. I see the update, is that all or did anything else happen after?

wolfanotaku · 27 days

"Never fall in love with a woman who sells herself. It always ends BAD!"

RedWinter · 3 months

Does this remind anyone else of the Taratino movie True Romance?

clamps12345 · 3 months

do you really want to date a hooker?

[deleted] · 3 months

I remember a lawyer up in Oregon being murdered this way. Robbery I think.

CMDR_Squishface · 3 months

Making out with anyone for three hours sounds tiring to me, not fun. Making out with a prostitute sounds just...risky.

Edit: wasn't being rude, just my first thoughts on it and I know I don't know the entire situation nor do I know what kind of person either of you are so I wasn't trying to be critical. Just had to add this as I realized how rude my comment may have sounded

ANewAccountCreated · 3 months

If nothing else, I left my pipe there and just bought it 3 days ago.

If she got busted, there may be a cop there waiting for you.

AndroidHelp · 3 months

Well idiot she obviously likes you.

jggm2009 · 3 months

How about some photos? It is highly unusual for a hoe to start to make out.

Honkie0604 · 3 months

Wanna know the difference between a prostitute and an onion? I cried when I cut and onion up...>:)

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