I found a gun in my spare tire. What should I do?

tandeg · 3 months

It is illegal to have a firearm with out a permit so find the nearest police officer and turn it in. Remember, he might be spooked if he realizes you're carrying a concealed weapon, so make it abundantly clear that you're armed by waving the gun over your head and yelling that you do in fact have a loaded gun. If he doesn't hear you, fire a couple rounds up in the air to get his attention.

On_Tap · 3 months

First off fire it straight up in the air to see if it's loaded. If it is then get a hunting permit. There's free food out there ready to be had. If not then take it inside your local Walmart and get some ammo. If you see a security guard show him the barrel end of it and ask if he knows what caliber bullets would fit the thing. Maybe ask to see his gun so you could compare it to yours.

alahos · 3 months

That's clearly a toy gun. Give it to some kid.

wanderso24 · 3 months

Use it to hijack a car that doesnt have a flat tire.

recursive · 3 months

That's an inflation gun. If you get a flat, just shoot the tire. Instant inflation!

JanitorMaster · 3 months

See if it's loaded.

sailfaster · 3 months

makes a great back scratcher, just sayin.....

SalvadorDaliLama · 3 months

I was hoping you meant you found a gun between the folds of your belly.

candre23 · 3 months

Post pics on reddit for sweet, sweet karma.

TheDamnAngel · 3 months

You definitely want to turn it into the police. Since it's always hard to find a police officer when you need them I have a suggestion.

First, find a murder scene and leave the gun there. The cops are sure to find it there. Make sure to handle the gun a lot so your fingerprints are on it. That way they can trace the gun back to you and you will get the credit for turning it in.

Optional: write the police a nice message in the victim's blood. Police like messages.

WiretapStudios · 3 months

Kill yourself. It makes changing the tire seem trivial.

morninwood_spititout · 3 months

Scratch the serial numbers off (if not done already) and sell it or trade it straight across for a bag of weed. Hell I'll do that wanna trade for some weed?

Kaydye · 3 months

Take it to one of those police gun drives where you can turn it in for a coupon for a free pizza.

whosbloodisthat · 3 months

Dude, that's a lug wrench. Put the lug nut in the hollow tube and squeeze the ratchet until the nut falls away from the tire. Repeat.

stereoviper · 3 months

Well if you're not into guns, just regift it like anything else you don't intend to use.

appleseed1234 · 3 months

REPORT IT TO THE POLICE IM CERTAIN THEY WONT SUSPECT YOU OF MURDER OR ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE THAT

Inkypink · 3 months

Leave the gun, eat the cannoli.

shutaro · 3 months

Eat it.

Derp1121 · 3 months

Keep the fuck out of it!!

penguin_sweater · 3 months

Go to a knife fight.

[deleted] · 3 months

Kill yourself.

crackills · 3 months

If i were you I'd leave it there call the cops and have them remove it. im pretty sure regardless of your good intentions you could be charged with something, say you did spook the cop and he goes on a power trip.

Montopora · 3 months

Don't touch it. It may be a weapon used in a crime. Take it to the local cop shop and have them remove it.

JtheHomicidalManiac · 3 months

shoot yourself you dumb cock

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