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[–]tandeg 81 points82 points ago

It is illegal to have a firearm with out a permit so find the nearest police officer and turn it in. Remember, he might be spooked if he realizes you're carrying a concealed weapon, so make it abundantly clear that you're armed by waving the gun over your head and yelling that you do in fact have a loaded gun. If he doesn't hear you, fire a couple rounds up in the air to get his attention.

[–]morninwood_spititout 4 points5 points ago

You might want to give it back to him/her

[–]HikaruDigi 0 points1 point ago

Well played!

[–]wayne_enterprisepretend doctor in training 0 points1 point ago

Infinite link circle. Is this a first? Because it's awesome.

[–]On_Tap 31 points32 points ago

First off fire it straight up in the air to see if it's loaded. If it is then get a hunting permit. There's free food out there ready to be had. If not then take it inside your local Walmart and get some ammo. If you see a security guard show him the barrel end of it and ask if he knows what caliber bullets would fit the thing. Maybe ask to see his gun so you could compare it to yours.

[–]alahos 32 points33 points ago

That's clearly a toy gun. Give it to some kid.

[–]wanderso24I'd trust me. 20 points21 points ago

Use it to hijack a car that doesnt have a flat tire.

[–]recursive 18 points19 points ago

That's an inflation gun. If you get a flat, just shoot the tire. Instant inflation!

[–]load_more_comets 8 points9 points ago

WTF?! Why doesn't my car have one of these things?

[–]JanitorMaster 8 points9 points ago

[–]thatkidfromct 4 points5 points ago

came here to post this, god damn these electric sex pants

[–]sailfaster 4 points5 points ago

makes a great back scratcher, just sayin.....

[–]SalvadorDaliLama 4 points5 points ago

I was hoping you meant you found a gun between the folds of your belly.

[–]LinT5292[S] 2 points3 points ago

Come to think of it, I should probably check to make sure nobody left one there, too.

[–]candre23Smell my finger 4 points5 points ago

Post pics on reddit for sweet, sweet karma.

[–]TheDamnAngel 4 points5 points ago

You definitely want to turn it into the police. Since it's always hard to find a police officer when you need them I have a suggestion.

First, find a murder scene and leave the gun there. The cops are sure to find it there. Make sure to handle the gun a lot so your fingerprints are on it. That way they can trace the gun back to you and you will get the credit for turning it in.

Optional: write the police a nice message in the victim's blood. Police like messages.

[–]WiretapStudiosProfessor Shittums 2 points3 points ago

Kill yourself. It makes changing the tire seem trivial.

[–]morninwood_spititout 4 points5 points ago

Scratch the serial numbers off (if not done already) and sell it or trade it straight across for a bag of weed. Hell I'll do that wanna trade for some weed?

[–]Kaydye 3 points4 points ago

Take it to one of those police gun drives where you can turn it in for a coupon for a free pizza.

[–]whosbloodisthat 2 points3 points ago

Dude, that's a lug wrench. Put the lug nut in the hollow tube and squeeze the ratchet until the nut falls away from the tire. Repeat.

[–]stereoviperseems legit 0 points1 point ago

Well if you're not into guns, just regift it like anything else you don't intend to use.

[–]appleseed1234 0 points1 point ago

REPORT IT TO THE POLICE IM CERTAIN THEY WONT SUSPECT YOU OF MURDER OR ANYTHING AT ALL LIKE THAT

[–]Inkypink 0 points1 point ago

Leave the gun, eat the cannoli.

[–]shutaro 0 points1 point ago

Eat it.

[–]Derp1121 0 points1 point ago

Keep the fuck out of it!!

[–]penguin_sweater 0 points1 point ago

Go to a knife fight.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Kill yourself.

[–]crackills -3 points-2 points ago

If i were you I'd leave it there call the cops and have them remove it. im pretty sure regardless of your good intentions you could be charged with something, say you did spook the cop and he goes on a power trip.