How do I get tons of karma by exploiting the people who are watching the super bowl?

Lorimor · 3 months

Call in a bomb threat to the stadium. Tell them you want 50,000 upvotes or boom!

DBeacon · 3 months

Shoot madonna in the neck while onstage during halftime. This will decapitate her ( I played sniper ops for the ps2 when I was 9 so I know my facts). Post pictures of the decap on reddit... everyone will recognize it and go "hey the sniper is a redditor!" And then the upvotes will flow.

drunk_otter · 3 months

Start an angry self post about how you're so outraged at seeing Janet Jackson's boob.

laskuraska · 3 months

put on a trench coat and a pair of shorts. do not wear shoes, do not put on a shirt. get a whiteboard, print out a huge, blown up me gusta face on it, and tape it over your shorts. give your best friend your relevant account info and then hand him a camera. run out onto the feild during the halftime show and flash everyone your me gusta face; BUT FIRST, have your friend take a picture of you getting ready to do it and giving a big thumbs up and post it on reddit.

you will undoubtedly spend the night in jail, but when you get back home you'll have enough karma to turn it into a physical weapon and use it to club baby seals.

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