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Hey /r/Trees! You may not know me, but I'm getting to know you, and guess what? I like you :blush: and because of you, I have THIS (self.trees)

submitted ago by Al-Dunya

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http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b136/Memo123/DSC_0319.jpg (dont know/too high) to learn how to link it, so copypasta it plz.

Thats right, I found motherfucking antlers, from a motherfucking deer! I recently came to reddit from digg, and upon finding this forum a few hours ago, I (for reasons I cant comprehend) had an insatiable need to light up.

So I called up a friend and asked if they'd like to go for a late night "walk" with me. about 20 minutes in I see something off the trail and discover the above antlers. My first time ever holding/being upclose to antlers was awesome.

If not for you leaving me no choice but to get high, I would not have found this sweet gift from the Earth.

My name is Mo and I'd like to join this community.

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[–]MrGordonGekko 57 points58 points ago

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All in favor of Mo, say "Aye!"

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 37 points38 points ago

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A hat-tip to your magnificence good sirs! May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotches by days end!

[–]MrGordonGekko 18 points19 points ago

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I like the sound of that!

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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As do I!

[–]Chronic-X 9 points10 points ago

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What's a vaginas?

[–]Psionex 6 points7 points ago

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"Alright Meg, let's take a look at that vergina."

[–]masonchambers 2 points3 points ago

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Plural of vagina should be vagini.

[–]johnsmithgrey 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me think of Voldemort's snake, Nagini. Now I will imagine the snake as a chain of vagini.

[–]ilovelegos413 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking vaginae, like antenna-antennae

[–]aDubson 6 points7 points ago

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Ill fuck a vagina to that! /fucks a girl in the vagina.

[–]romanboy 5 points6 points ago

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I'm rolling a fatty filled with after-vap to that!

[–]mcreeves 5 points6 points ago

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That's the coolest well-wish I've ever heard. Aye, aye!

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

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A murder of crows, a gaggle of geese, a squadron of vaginas.

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 2 points3 points ago

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There is really no better word than squadron when referencing a group of vaginas.

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

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A sexy, squishy, squadron

[–]its2amdamnit 9 points10 points ago

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Aye! And some pineapples to boot.

[–]czarinna 1 point2 points ago

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Aye!

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[–]majnunredfoot 4 points5 points ago

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haha, when I first saw the pic, I thought it was an antler bong. One of my old bosses had one, and it was awesome. It was actually more of a hookah because he had hoses attached to 8 of the points. Also, I think it was elk.

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Gentlemen: I'm seriously considering making it a bong or hookah, BUT, it would also morph into a kickass halloween costume, so idk yet haha

[–]majnunredfoot 0 points1 point ago

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perhaps it could be both? Like you could go around smoking people out of your hookah antlers all night!

[–]Ubb_zerve 7 points8 points ago

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Welcome to the happiest place on the internets sir Digglet!

[–]jebud 8 points9 points ago

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This is absolutely not what I was expecting you to have. But I like it! And Mo, you bring good vibes, so from one ent to another, welcome!

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 3 points4 points ago

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Thanks! I try and keep my vibes and aura positive!

[–]eyesetothesun 6 points7 points ago

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This is a sign. AYE!!!!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Sweet! Welcome to r/trees!

[–]ThePare 5 points6 points ago

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Too bad they weren't Moose antlers! :O

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 4 points5 points ago

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That would have been Mo-mentous!

[–]Archaeopteris 3 points4 points ago

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You should bleach whatever pieces of skull are still attached

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Most of the skull is still attached, how would I go about doing that?

[–]Archaeopteris 0 points1 point ago

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If there's any flesh you want to boil and scrape it off before you submerge it in some diluted bleach.

[–]shrevid 3 points4 points ago

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Your offering of antlers pleases me. Aye.

[–]eevs 3 points4 points ago

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you should look into making part of it into a pipe.

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Definitely will!, if I don't use it for my halloween costume somehow haha

[–]spacedoser 2 points3 points ago

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Bleach that shit.

[–]TBcasualty 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like SOMEONE owes me some FUCKING ANTLERS! ...here's a pineapple!

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks! I'm too poor to afford real pinapples :(

[–]AngryCrab 2 points3 points ago

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Are those entlers, perhaps?

[–]lifeform7 0 points1 point ago

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AYE!

[–]OldHippiehttp://BeyondChronic.com 0 points1 point ago

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Whoa, Mo, Those be sho'

Pointy!

We love you, man! Welcome!

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! by any chance are you a real old hippie? because I've never met one and would really like an old hippie friend haha

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! by any chance are you a real old hippie? because I've never met one and would really like an old hippie friend haha

[–]davis_je 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome, buddy!

[–]DrMango 0 points1 point ago

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first time holding antlers? Where in the hell do you live?

pretty sure I first held them at like age 4 or something :l

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[–]DrMango 0 points1 point ago

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oh wow

I grew up in Alaska lol

[–]Punslayer 0 points1 point ago

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Take those antlers and make a pipe. DO IT!

[–]GeneraLeeStoned 0 points1 point ago

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put them back! they don't belong to you

[–]Al-Dunya[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Nothing belongs to anyone, man.

[–]blkmamba 0 points1 point ago

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Mo, have a pineapple

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