How to include yourself in the conversation?

kaxtar · 2012-05-23T06:23:51.198055+00:00

"I can see the party is right here, what makes you guys so much damn fun?"

I love this one.

kaxtar · 2012-05-23T06:22:32.626999+00:00

To add to this, thread questions into the conversation about whatever they are talking about. Soon they are talking to you and not each other. They are now entertaining you with their stories. Thread further and subtly guide it to wherever you want.

rockstar_jesus · 2012-05-23T06:20:26.837944+00:00

She had a boyfriend already. Fuck that drama.

prep20 · 2012-05-23T06:19:12.900033+00:00

Ok that was hilarious.

prep20 · 2012-05-23T06:18:30.324868+00:00

/neveralone

prep20 · 2012-05-23T06:17:22.608626+00:00

Fuck yeah. I agree with this one.

Pick the best seat in the theater (right in the middle so you can get the surround sound perfect as well as best view of the screen).
No idiots talking, chewing loudly, yelling at the screen, etc
Feel like a rich bastard with your own personal viewing theater for the same price as those who saw the movie two weeks ago crammed in together like sardines.

cookupastorm · 2012-05-23T06:07:47.475262+00:00

Republicans holding too many offices at once should be a credit downgrade.

kmhazz · 2012-05-23T06:07:09.797627+00:00

Those lazy people should just get three or four of those jobs. That's like $40/hour!

rugbysoccer34 · 2012-05-23T05:44:12.632784+00:00

Apex Fallacy.

WellBye · 2012-05-23T05:42:56.329970+00:00

The Navy won't hurt one of their poster-girls.

nduece · 2012-05-23T05:30:38.065329+00:00

Hey. White people can be African-American (South African), just don't tell the PC crowd.

tddanceWR77 · 2012-05-23T02:25:43.360565+00:00

Feminists care about making things better for themselves; women in the middle east are being burned and raped and treated sub-human, yet I rarely hear any NA femmes harping on that.

Oh you'll hear that from them when it benefits the argument. Like if a man dares mention how he has it worse in [situation], they'll deflect by bringing up middle eastern women being stoned for adultery or something. IN other words, they have the right to bitch about men sitting in an "oppressing" manner on a bus, but if you dare bring up anything they will cart out the real oppression they have no interest in truly fixing.

rugbysoccer34 · 2012-05-23T02:06:11.445016+00:00

Men can't win, can they. THey really can't. On one side, women have overtaken men in just about every school field imaginable (and the ones we haven't, it's our fault we love it more than they do). They are increasingly AA'ing their way into jobs and lawsuiting their way into a boring working and hostile work enviornment.

On the other side, you have men entering predominantly female areas (and due to their reactions, doing well). I would think feminists would be screaming in joy. But no. They want their cake and to eat it as well. Just like parenting. Just like child custody. Just like women's clubs on campus. Just like everything else.

Feminism is the true hate movement. It's just so ingrained in our society at this point that nobody sees it

TerriChris · 2012-05-23T02:03:45.576648+00:00

Judging how they acted in San Francisco, it's more like AMerican Circumfetishist Lover's Union

BinaryShadow · 2012-05-23T01:56:41.366606+00:00

Yeah I was a bit paranoid asking for numbers because I didn't know who and who wasn't single (a lot of girls walked on the boat with guys attached to them and I couldn't remember who didn't). I have asked for phone numbers in the past, but not so quickly. Haha, just practice.

I did manage to get a few adds on Facebook since someone caught me on camera once or twice and commented on it. Found out one of the girls is single so there's that.

Good texting tip. Will have to remember that one.

Yes. Already defriended the ex. Painfully detagging myself from all shared photos (Damn Zuckerburg, you need to code a breakup function or at least make it easier to untag). I went to her place to drop her shit off and we talked so now it's officially done. Deleted her phone number. Already been at the gym for a month now so can't hit it any harder than I am already.

TerriChris · 2012-05-22T15:40:03.277847+00:00

ACLU = if it benefits boys, we hate it because it hurts boys and girls.

TerriChris · 2012-05-22T15:14:08.287656+00:00

It's unfair to both male and female students = unfair to female students. Boys tend to do well in single-sex classrooms. So do girls. What is unfair is that girls won't be able to curbstomb boys in the classroom directly anymore and boys have a fighting chance in a non-male-hostile environment.

fannypackLOL · 2012-05-22T08:04:23.541424-07:00

And there is. You just have to know the right people. Like anything else in this world.

fannypackLOL · 2012-05-22T07:35:10.943101-07:00

Teaching English is a good start for China/Korea I hear.

SH4DYL4DY · 2012-05-22T06:13:47.526934-07:00

"Royale with chee"

SH4DYL4DY · 2012-05-22T13:11:21.188010+00:00

That's creepo-audience vision.

captainregularr · 2012-05-22T13:08:48.850562+00:00

Both. It's a human thing, not a gender thing. The example it used was Democrat/Republican. I'll come back in a few hours and post the link up.

Edit: It's buried in here

LaBamba00 · 2012-05-22T13:01:57.163279+00:00

Yeah no shit. Turbo Tax even supports it. I filed within 30 minutes online from my home in the Middle East.

LaBamba00 · 2012-05-22T13:00:04.929215+00:00

It's $95100, adjusted for inflation.

Source

Mystery78748 · 2012-05-22T12:50:29.796422+00:00

You forgot 2010 -- Energize the uninformed to vote against socialism and communism to protect medicare.

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