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this is less than half of the shit this chick says by chronicfupplerin WTF

[–]Bthulhu 35 points36 points ago

16-year-old idiots act like 16-year-old idiots even after they pop out a child?! Get out of town!

Groundbreaking stuff here.

I Don't Doubt it... by Connorj95in WTF

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Wow, this is some vintage internet.

In the garden of the Free University Berlin by arschmannin WTF

[–]Bthulhu 1 point2 points ago

What am I looking at here? The star?

I will never watch movies with these actors the same way again by Skreech2011in WTF

[–]Bthulhu 1 point2 points ago

Man, that was kinda creepy for some reason.

This just showed up on my newsfeed.... (Possibly NSFW?) by kearamonaghanin WTF

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

No one else is gonna say it? Alright...

ME WANT SNOO SNOO!

How is this not false advertising? Damn you Hormel Compleats! by fumpseein WTF

[–]Bthulhu 20 points21 points ago

If you turn your head, it looks like a toilet full of diarrhea.

Thought of putting this in r/athiesm by GhettoBhoyin WTF

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Wait, will the fence detect gayness?

I guess we could call them... Trophies? by WeAreWolvesin WTF

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

This was made by a Christian, wasn't it?

I am convinced that my posts often fail because I can't think of a good title. Here's a UPS guy taking a nap in front of my house today. by Cronnyin WTF

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Why is this bullshit on my front page? These guys work 12+ hour shifts and can't stop until everything in their truck is delivered. You think that people who work never need a break? That they just work forever like machines? And even if he wasn't supposed to be doing this (I have the feeling it's okay), how is it /r/WTF? Look at the logo at the top-left of the screen. Does that look like how someone would react to your post? Then it isn't /r/WTF material.

I'm off to /r/new to see that this doesn't happen again.

Does social funny translate into stand-up funny? by Bodilisin Standup

[–]Bthulhu 3 points4 points ago

I'm also the funny friend, not a story teller, and was worried about the same thing. The key is use those skills to react (through jokes) to things that everyone will understand. Most jokes are people reacting to things. You just have to figure out how to package and present that reaction. A good way to do that is to listen to your favorite comics, think about what they saw, heard etc. and how they took it from that (the actual events) to what they're saying on stage (bit/joke). Writing original comedy is making the audience see the world through the lens of your brain.

Scared of writing? Silliness. Get a notebook and start writing about things you find funny, or even just rant about stuff. It'll probably be all junk in the beginning, but even when you get good, you're still gonna throw out a lot of material. If you start writing and are having trouble or have questions, go ahead and post them here or you could even pm me if you want.

This girl goes to my school... by [deleted]in WTF

[–]Bthulhu 5 points6 points ago

I think you look cool as hell.

Where's my nuggets? (xpost from r/4chan) by JustBrowsing4Chanin JusticePorn

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah. That's why I never go to 4chan.

Guy, unprovoked, tries to punch another guy in the face, then is promptly put into place. by Merkwuurdigliebein JusticePorn

[–]Bthulhu 1 point2 points ago

"I can't grab the support rails or people will know I'm drunk."

Thug and his two buddies come looking for a fight. Get beat DOWN by mrm3x1canin JusticePorn

[–]Bthulhu 12 points13 points ago

It didn't seem like too big of a mess, and I'd deal with the mess myself just for the show.

Thug and his two buddies come looking for a fight. Get beat DOWN by mrm3x1canin JusticePorn

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

I don't always use memes from around a decade ago, but when I do, they're this one and the Anchorman one.

Idiot Holding gun like a toy get knocked out. by Oredanin JusticePorn

[–]Bthulhu -2 points-1 points ago

I'm going to ask a big favor from you guys right now and ask you to suspend your racism for a minute. It seems very possible that that kid might have deserved to have a gun put in his face. What if that guy beat up his little brother, or has been harassing his sister? Are you telling me you've never known a skater that was an asshole? I know some 'cholos' personally. They're not all gang members. The ones I know are chill as hell and mostly smoke weed and watch cartoons all day. I mean, if you fuck with them or their family/friends THEY WILL make you regret it, but that's not too crazy.

Ouch. I'm sure she'll be okay. by luckylewisin skyrim

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn, I wish I could afford a computer that could run Skyrim. Looks amazing.

Took a try at knitting Hobbes for my special someone... by Kelliferin calvinandhobbes

[–]Bthulhu 2 points3 points ago

Took a try? Took a success!

I hate the phrase "IRL cakeday" by celticmagnumin self

[–]Bthulhu -2 points-1 points ago

Well, I'd never heard that phrase before now, and I love it. Now I will say it all the time. Especially on my IRL cakeday.

So the kids and I had some fun artistically organizing the DVDs... This is the result. [x-post from r/dvdcollection] by DVDJunkyin pics

[–]Bthulhu -2 points-1 points ago

Did I say that he wasn't talented in other fields? Art is the current subject. I'm not going jump from everyone talking about artists to say "this dude has mad data entry skills, you guys".

Reddit, have you ever had a weird/paranormal experience? by clothcutballsin AskReddit

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if this counts as paranormal, but it's pretty weird.

We used to leave the door to the yard open so the dogs could go in and out as they liked. One time I saw a bird fly in through the door and land behind the TV stand. I got up and started looking everywhere behind the stand and couldn't find the bird. My mom asked me what I was doing and I told her what I saw. The next day I see the same thing. I told my mom that I saw the bird fly behind the TV stand again. I sat there for a minute wondering if I might be crazy or something. Then I hear "chirp chirp". I get up and look behind the stand, and sure enough, there's a bird.

I am Captain America by gobagoobain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]Bthulhu 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, real nice. Trick your kid into thinking you're a hero instead of a murderer of children. Great job being a hired killer. Hope you're real proud that most people will just upvote this comment because I'm only bashing on the Iraq veteran for karma from the hivemind.

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