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Anyone know who this girl might be? by ajaxanonin nsfw

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

Everyone knows frog cum is blue.

Hello. by emelianovsterin funny

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

how many times will this get reposted in a week?

Why would a treadmill say this? by Peterstiein pics

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

Get out now! Grrr has infected your treadmill!

Hey Reddit, are any of you good at writing limericks? by daryldumplingin AskReddit

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

There once was a man named Dave, who kept a dead whore in a cave, she smelled like shit, and was missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!

Waiters, Cashiers, etc.: How well do you remember customers? by ulyssanovin AskReddit

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

Bartender here. Not to be over materialistic, but tips go a long way. Even in a crowded club with thousands of people you can make an impact just by being generous. At the same time being a dick will get you noticed very quickly. It's about your repertoire.

Your username is a drug. What does it do? What are its side effects? by aCuteBabyPandain AskReddit

[–]Crunchbite005 1 point2 points ago

It impregnates you with a smelly alien. Bow chicka honk honk.

What dances are popular for trance? by Purpledrankin trance

[–]Crunchbite005 2 points3 points ago

Liquid. If there is a trance dance it would be liquid.

I have come to the realization that this is what this reddit is made up of... by Wolven49in nsfw

[–]Crunchbite005 3 points4 points ago

Hey bro, if you don't like it, don't come here. All you're doing is wasting your time complaining. I go here because I like attractive females and funny, raunchy, nsfw pictures. I clicked on your link in hopes that I would be rewarded. Instead I get to shake my head and waste my time writing this. It's not the title that's important, it's the content.

TL;DR. Fuck off Wolven49. You annoy me.

My girlfriend of 5 years recently left me. Trance friends what are your go to breakup songs. by ub3rr4v3in trance

[–]Crunchbite005 1 point2 points ago*

Cosmic Gate - should have known (Wippenberg Remix) Ad Brown ft Renee Six - Something For The Pain Kyau & Albert - Painkillers (Stoneface & Terminal Remix)

How do we know black holes aren't just massively compacted objects that aren't singularities? by swiftestin askscience

[–]Crunchbite005 1 point2 points ago

Go look up the definition for a scientific theory.

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Those eyes. (imgur.com)

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What was the geekiest way you ever got it on? (possibly NSFW) by loot_me_bootyin AskReddit

[–]Crunchbite005 1 point2 points ago

Doggy style while online playing Halo 2 at somebody else's house. I was able to last and managed to still win the match. I file this under my greatest achievement.

Beatbox Level: Asian by kainiacin videos

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

not quite

Boba Fat by Crunchbite005in funny

[–]Crunchbite005[S] 0 points1 point ago

As an apology

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Boba Fat (b3ta.com)

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I wish I had this vinyl. by Crunchbite005in trance

[–]Crunchbite005[S] 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I'm aware of discogs. The real issue is finding enough vinyl to make the postage worth it. It was more of a rhetoric wish to have it here and now plus sharing a bad ass song.

I see your Hallucinogen - LSD and Raise you the live mix by Crunchbite005in trance

[–]Crunchbite005[S] 0 points1 point ago

This used to be an anthem of ours back then. One of my favorite Psytrance songs.

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I wish I had this vinyl. (youtube.com)

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My friend is sad and everything I listen to is sad (or mellow)... by fhsd4264in trance

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

Gets me every time

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I see your Hallucinogen - LSD and Raise you the live mix (youtube.com)

submitted ago by Crunchbite005 to trance

My mom left her iPhone in the car for a few cold days (lowest temp 7 F) by Trolltrollrolllolin pics

[–]Crunchbite005 8 points9 points ago

You might want to call it quits at -95...

How realistic is the idea of a Star Trek-like transporter (i.e. Teleportation)? by Clawdiusin askscience

[–]Crunchbite005 -1 points0 points ago

Well, in these cases it seems that they could just scan Kirk A, make Kirk B, (who thinks he is Kirk A) have Kirk B do whatever is necessary, and annihilate Kirk B when he is finished. They could have shows about transporter clones realizing what has happened and forming some sort of clone army that opposes the federation and/or whoever is making all the clones and then annihilating them. They could call it The Clone Wars.

TIL that the Ewok victory song in Return of the Jedi has an English translation by thealoofin todayilearned

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

Celebrate!

This is what happens when modders get their hands on a game like Skyrim: Dickwolves (NSFW) by DariusBlackin gaming

[–]Crunchbite005 1 point2 points ago

That is not what a Dickwolf's dick looks like!

Caption please by rednoseredditin nsfw

[–]Crunchbite005 0 points1 point ago

Gettin' ready for the money shot

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