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It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. by letsgethigherin trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago

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Me too, it sounded like a nasally auto tuned voice...oh wait.

Am I doing it right? by zoeysdownin trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago

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No no you are not doing it right, come over and i'll show you the right way.

Dominos, it's shit like this... by steadymobbinin trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 2 points3 points ago

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Doughs before hoes

FTFY

Do you think that money does the world more good or bad? by HIGHMetabolismin AskReddit

[–]HIGHMetabolism[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I see your point. Another quality/fault I have. I can never take anything serious for too long. But yeah, I totally understand.

Do you think that money does the world more good or bad? by HIGHMetabolismin AskReddit

[–]HIGHMetabolism[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm. Grow your own vegetables, dig a well and eat your own semen for protein. That's the best I got.

Do you think that money does the world more good or bad? by HIGHMetabolismin AskReddit

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Indeed I do. I tend to examine things in a bigger picture than looking at all the details. Which this world is full of detail, so it kind of sucks.

Do you think that money does the world more good or bad? by HIGHMetabolismin AskReddit

[–]HIGHMetabolism[S] 0 points1 point ago

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How is that relevant? I am 22.

Do you think that money does the world more good or bad? by HIGHMetabolismin AskReddit

[–]HIGHMetabolism[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Well yes, I've never studied economics I understand that. But this is a hypothetical situation. Like I said obviously people won't want to work if there isn't an reward system and what not.

Do you think that money does the world more good or bad? by HIGHMetabolismin AskReddit

[–]HIGHMetabolism[S] -1 points0 points ago

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If there's a will there's a way.

If you do this, FUCK YOU! by [deleted]in WTF

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I've heard this too, but unless you've had many deer experiences I'd say most people don't think to accelerate. But yeah that makes a lot more sense.

If you do this, FUCK YOU! by [deleted]in WTF

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago*

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I don't think deer thought anything when they saw humans. They just stood there chewing leaves. Also, I don't think they have the mental capacity to judge how we look. But I could be wrong.

Edit: Also, I'm sorry I've pissed you off and disgusted you in my opinion on deer. As a species claiming land as our own is how would you put it...as the top of the food chain we have more of a right over it than a deer our survival as a species is of more importance than a deer. I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say, for a lack of a better explanation though it is pretty dumb. We don't really own anything, yes.

If you do this, FUCK YOU! by [deleted]in WTF

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago

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Ah yes, my most common grammatical error.

If you do this, FUCK YOU! by [deleted]in WTF

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I probably could have left it out, but I felt obliged to point it out my annoyance of how they look when they just stand there. ;)

If you do this, FUCK YOU! by [deleted]in WTF

[–]HIGHMetabolism 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, it's totally my fault a deer jumps in front of my car. Or better yet, cross the road and then jump back into the road at the last minute. I do my best to avoid the deer. Well, not swerving but I mean...I can't help it if the deer wants to make sure I have blinker fluid.

This shit is tripping me out [gif] by -Corrosive-in trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago

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I'd hit that.

If you do this, FUCK YOU! by [deleted]in WTF

[–]HIGHMetabolism 28 points29 points ago*

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Deer are like giant rats. They cause accidents and are generally annoying to look at. This is the only animal I don't mind for hunting for sport. Don't get me wrong, killing something in general doesn't sound good to me, but I don't like getting the shit scared out of me and slamming on my brakes when I see a huge deer about to cross the road and slam into my car possibly killing me. So, that is my only justification for killing animals. I don't hunt, but by all means, thank you hunters for making the roads safer.

Edit: Spelling.

WTF Facebook or WTF Google? Or is this a joint operation? by HIGHMetabolismin WTF

[–]HIGHMetabolism[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I suppose it's good chrome caught that, but what it caught exactly...I don't know. I don't know how I should feel about visiting facebook now.

WTF Facebook or WTF Google? Or is this a joint operation? by HIGHMetabolismin WTF

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That sounds scary.

LOL WUT? by urdumb33in trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 0 points1 point ago

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Hahaha I actually watched this video at least 25 times after I posted that other one. This video is a request and a necessity!

my best bro just called a "question mark" a "mystery comma." by soberingin trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 5 points6 points ago

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Now I am even more confused because now it says these two comments are 23 minutes apart. Oh my.

my best bro just called a "question mark" a "mystery comma." by soberingin trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 7 points8 points ago

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4 points 20 minutes ago...Fuck Yeah.

Edit: Well, it was but I waited 2 minutes to actually respond. But still. Fuck yeah.

LOL WUT? by urdumb33in trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 11 points12 points ago

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my best bro just called a "question mark" a "mystery comma." by soberingin trees

[–]HIGHMetabolism 11 points12 points ago

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OMG my head just exploded....how can I see to typeMYSTERY COMMA

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