I'm sorry. My responses are limited. You must ask the right questions. AMA

LiteTheIronMan · 2012-02-07T01:03:01.539308+00:00

Why?

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-07T01:02:56.206646+00:00

Maybe to someone with no aesthetic sense.

Or are you just misspelling "ugly?"

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:45:04.236211+00:00

Civil War!

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:42:00.030492+00:00

I support Obama.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:37:15.652976+00:00

When you go around saying all of a community sucks just because you personally don't like it, that's called "bigotry." In this case that community is all of Texas.

I'm sorry that it's too difficult a concept for you to grasp. Maybe those California schools only teach basic English in the advanced classes.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:35:15.797793+00:00

Haven't you ever been to a place where you just did not like the feeling you got from it?

Sure, but I don't then go around saying that everyone there was a land-raping, people-raping, holier-than-thou asshole as though those are facts just because I didn't "feel right."

Seriously, you didn't even like our food? 'Cause we got some goooooood food.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:32:41.165402+00:00

No they're not. They're hideous.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:32:17.150979+00:00

It's the food that keeps me here.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T23:31:45.672331+00:00

You mean the douchiest place on the internet?

I think you just proved my point.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:37:50.480540+00:00

Farming flavorless tomatoes in sand for the whole nation using what basically amounts to slave labor.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:36:37.512562+00:00

I was born in Florida. It took me a few years out of state before I realized that I could actually approach bodies of water without the fear of alligators.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:35:12.925127+00:00

Nothing but farms.

That sounds like paradise to me.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:34:32.372877+00:00

To be fair, car shows are boring.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:30:48.208696+00:00

Let us know when you have classrooms full of linux computers.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:24:28.223432+00:00

You leave banjos out of this.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:23:14.969751+00:00

In order to bash it they'd have to have more than just a handful of vague memories about long stretches of boredom.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:21:09.678610+00:00

The only thing wrong with homeless people is the fact that they're so easily dismissed and ignored.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:14:12.223256+00:00

Oregon makes the best beer in America. Stuff that puts those European imports to shame.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:11:13.501839+00:00

That's all we need, boys.

Let's get to annexin'.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:08:51.286016+00:00

Ain't one god damned thing wrong with fried food!

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:06:06.655570+00:00

Are you trying to start a civil war?

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:02:35.910711+00:00

It's not always easy to just pack up and leave a place.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:01:54.398817+00:00

Scions are hideous.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T22:00:13.747375+00:00

We don't really elect them. They gerrymander the counties to favor them, then we do our best to get them out of office. We come close every election, but they just keep rigging the system in their favor and it gets harder and harder to do anything about it.

King Perry may actually lose his throne after this run at the presidency, though. I miss Anne Richards.

ChemEBrew · 2012-02-06T21:55:59.384793+00:00

That's it! Civil war! Civil war everybody!

Get your guns 'cause we're fuckin' doin' this.

Losers gotta admit they suck!

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