Every single book I've ever read is just a different rearrangement of 26 characters. What are some things that, although obvious, are still somewhat amazing to you?

youshallnotpass1234 · 2 days

Does this mean if by some miraculous feat a giant mirror was placed in space, it would see back in time?

gonzales82 · 5 days

How vaginal.

jimmyisright · 24 days

Coming from the other side, I was a pizza delivery driver. For Pizza Hut. It's nasty crap.

Anywho, I met my first serious pot connection by delivering to a party close to the store, and when I ring the bell, a younger guy comes to the door to answer. This younger fella happens to be rolling a big ol' blunt.

"Want to collect your tip for a few minutes inside?"

I obliged graciously and ended up returned that night to hang out and drink jager.

Kindofadickhead · 1 month

Wheremabitches

all one word

Wheeeeeeeeeeremabitches

Kindofadickhead · 1 month

There is a pair of tennis shoes as well as dress shoes I wear pretty regularly. Will it affect color on the tennis shoes or the bonded leather on the shoes?

Kindofadickhead · 1 month

or the nom

Edit: on the second scroll through, "norm" kinda looked like "nom" and I got confused for a second and thought St.Chas ninjaedit'd

tired_eyes · 1 month

See also "Peace Pickle"

savi9011 · 1 month

I like to think this phenomenon is jamais vu

(hope the formatting worked, I'm on my phone)

Oregon420 · 1 month

Illegal or not, the 5-0 will fuck you over if they want to.

probablydyslexic · 1 month

I didn't know about this, and now I know about this.

Fuck you... I was doing pretty decently at not eating every brownie.. ever.

WyattJ95 · 1 month

Thought it was Gumby from the thumbnail. Fucking false hope of reliving a beautiful time in my life as a young, carefree child.

FUCK YOU WYATTJ95, YOU RUINED MY WORLD

FreddieLunsford · 1 month

No, 'twas stolen from an off-color joke thread.

Welp, at least I can say I tried.

FreddieLunsford · 1 month

*Attention*

I have a funny racist joke.

A black baby wakes up in heaven and upon waking, he looks around and spots wings that have magically sprouted from his shoulders. The baby looks up and sees a magical aura of light, beaming around long, wavy white locks of hair and suddenly baby bursts out,

"God!? Is that you? Have I died, gone to heaven, and become an angel?"

"NAW NIGGA, YOU A BAT"

Ninja edit: Sitting at an [8] :oD

funinsunhotdogbun · 1 month

I wish I could mimic the face I just made

Kindofadickhead · 1 month

I'm starting to think I'm going to have to unpussy-up and just buy some off the website.

foodisedible · 3 months

I was drinking coffee you asshole!

Trizzoll · 3 months

Basketball is a sport.

einperson · 3 months

Totally read it in his voice.

Aeroshock · 3 months

Nice try Mayan calendar salesman...

radishspirit · 3 months

Machine elf-like creature?

Coooooo' O_o

boredco · 4 months

I seen 'em!

shaaaft · 4 months

I only stayed committed to that story to see if you were referencing AD.

I am disappoint.

Turboalex · 4 months

Dm;hb

Kindofadickhead

TROPHY CASE

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