My girlfriend just told me she'll let me post her on gonewild!

johnny_appletits · 2012-05-23T16:26:19.192899+00:00

Call me old fashioned, but if my girlfriend posted naked pictures of herself online, be like "WHAT THE FUCK?! I have a girlfriend?!?!?"

Wabbajacker · 2012-05-23T16:11:21.875360+00:00

Double post!! :D

EntrepreneurStatus · 2012-05-23T14:39:25.715983+00:00

to get a decent conversation going about the moral issues... they just want upvotes and validation

And where does your comment fit in?

EntrepreneurStatus · 2012-05-23T14:36:28.735528+00:00

Science: The intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment

Doctors save millions using the intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment.

Works for me.

ndtcssh · 2012-05-23T14:33:19.765114+00:00

Picard is the better captain. For reasons, see OP's t-shirt.

EntrepreneurStatus · 2012-05-23T03:49:00.830335+00:00

Yes, the miracle of science.

Checkmate, atheists!!!

8===D~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 2012-05-23T02:38:56.601720+00:00

He's poking fun at capitalist greed.

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 2012-05-23T01:38:36.815213+00:00

The Communist Manifesto famously opens with "A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of communism."

Protip: Marx doesn't actually think communism is a bad thing. He just likes irony.

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 1 day

BBC backs the quote.

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 1 day

You haven't read much Marx, have you?

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 1 day

Why is it hard to believe? It's critical of the capitalist mentality. (I make no claim to the authenticity of the quote.)

alv1432 · 1 day

A birthday present for your penis.

alv1432 · 1 day

TIL People log out of Reddit.

DoubleRainbowUnicorn · 1 day

Karl Marx didn't invent communism.

HurricaneWeasel · 1 day

Well since this is a repost, allow me to repost my comment on the early post:

The first step to avoiding this behaviour is to stop dressing like a whore. Also, never leave your drink unattended.

HurricaneWeasel · 2 days

The first step is to stop dressing like a whore. Also, never leave your drink unattended.

Kryten_2X4B_523P · 2 days

If you can't appreciate TOS...oh never mind.

LogsGetBuiltToo · 2 days

Sometimes the soldiers need to be inspired with bold statements, and sometimes the enemy needs to be persuaded to change its position.

No enemy of human rights can be reasoned with, so fuck them.

LogsGetBuiltToo · 2 days

I'm not into gay porn or anything, but I'd really like to see those two dudes shag the dirty bujesus out of each other on that sign.

icculus88 · 2 days

you're not the first to ask this question

Griftr · 3 days

I don't know why thought id be the first but I'll leave this here anyway: http://www.rubberthemovie.com/

Megasteen · 3 days

The odds of being born with a birthmark that resembles the genitals of a species on whom your species is dependent, and who finds humour in genital references...mind boggling.

eugenefarkas · 3 days

From undisputed quotes.

ooookey dokey

YuLeeHen · 3 days

I had somebody ask me this once. I said "midnight!" and walked away feeling like a cheap whore.

Kryten_2X4B_523P

TROPHY CASE

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