Firetruck red!

kaitlinmarie23 · 3 months

Wow, the truth really does hurt.

pastoralia · 3 months

I have found out that white folks love to say "nigga" so I say take advantage of the opportunity but if you're concerned just say "brother" instead.

ozLebowski · 3 months

Just love him, and hope he won't turn out to be evil.

Robomohawk · 3 months

Quick, someone needs make this into a commercial and air it during the superbowl.

kamikazeeh · 3 months

NO YOU WOULDN'T.

Beartholomew · 3 months

If I was a planet I wouldn't consider being able to support life a success. To me it's like having parasites, which is a third world problem.

pwnyoudedinface · 3 months

Did you know that if you shove food up your ass you will shit out your mouth.

BrotherofWMS · 3 months

Well that really brought the mood down.

Xerxesvi · 3 months

That will get you get you a house.

*Detroit

THEsolid85 · 3 months

Do you notice the people who show up and watch movies by themselves?

OuchMyBrain · 4 months

When he is giving that speech all I can picture are the guys in the back whispering to each trying to figure out what he is saying.

MakesYouAww · 4 months

OMG you are soooooooo totally right, I didn't even have parents. I was raised by a pack of wolves and all their guests were dinner so if I hid in my room I would go to bed hungry.

ArkeronRequiem · 4 months

Dat Neck

MelbyToast · 4 months

Everybody love me.

tawayturkey · 4 months

Aww man, "I'm eating hindi in Turkey!" doesn't make the kind of sense I want it to make. But don't fret all hope is not lost, if I purchase a container of turkey deli meat in America that is labeled "turkey" then proceed to fly over to Istanbul and make a sandwich, I would then think to myself "I'm eating turkey in Turkey! It's like Inception but instead of dreams it's turkeys!". I wouldn't be completely satisfied but I'd be close.

tawayturkey · 4 months

When you eat turkey in Turkey do you always acknowledge that fact? Like "Hey look guys I'm eating turkey in Turkey! It's like Inception, but instead of dreams it's turkeys!" Because I totally would!

Roxy_Carmichael · 4 months

I get bored sometimes, but when I do I usually watch T.V. or jack off. But seeing this picture has inspired me. I will now watch T.V. and jack off more creatively. Thanks.

victra · 4 months

True. But think about how much easier it would be to get us out the house.

victra · 4 months

I think it would be great if all women's stores had a sitting area with a full bar, T.Vs and video games.

ifindthishumerus · 4 months

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/578/329/asmith_display_image.jpg?1321645254

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