Reddit, how have you been ripped off?

little_turnip · 1 day

When my ex worked at a ski hill he cheated on me. Stayed with him. The relationship grew too much, he knew too much. Didn't want to let it go. So out of my mind come the next season later I buy him a snowboard pass so he doesn't go work out there again...Find out he has been flirting way too hard with a girl he worked with. Couldn't take it anymore. Left...He had the snowboard pass for 2 weeks before the season started and wouldn't give it back or pay me back. $400 down the drain. Glad he could enjoy an awesome season with his new girl. Dick.

sonicfreak360 · 1 day

People love other happy people. Smile be friendly, don't be afraid to say hi. Don't be overbearing. It's like just like a relationship don't push too fast. Nobody wants to hand out there number and be called 5 times a day after that (I've had this happen to me). You don't have to buy friends but sometimes a friendly "I'll buy lunch." or "I'll buy ya a beer." Is a great way to get someone out and get them talking. It's fun getting to know people and finding out what they are about. It's about finding a common interest or have stories to share.

ienjoypooping · 2 days

As a gynecologist I am concerned about their random periods.

RoboticFetus · 4 days

I'd be embarrassed to be seen with BudLight too.

spacebro · 4 days

I've fantasized about being gang banged at a house party all doped up on heroin and the last one to finish me off is the 350 lb guy. Gotta mix it up.

kittehcannon · 4 days

Better to be lonely than in bad company.

kittehcannon · 4 days

I love that you had nothing better to do. Bless you internet research man.

FrenzyAnky · 4 days

This isn't fair to hairdressers. Although the only one I'm friends with did say when the mega millions drawing was going on..."$500 million. Even the U.S. government doesn't even have that much." Technically we don't...but...yeeeea.

NeuroticsNotebook · 4 days

No job needed. Face tattoos in this case neck tattoos that make you unhireable can get you social security for life son.

lurker_becomes_lurkd · 4 days

To give my 2 cents like everybody else.

noface · 4 days

I put 3 hermit crabs in a 20 gallon terrarium not realizing what I was doing. Well...They buried themselves and I tried scooping so far down as to the charcoal and gravel and could not find them. I figured they'd buried themselves down to the point of suffocation and death. 3 months later with no food, no water, I decided I suck at making terrariums and start dumping the things out. Low and behold. 3 very alive hermit crabs. Do not doubt the strength of hermit crabs. They now live in a sandy 10 gallon tank.

lurker_becomes_lurkd · 4 days

Not one every day. No. Don't really care that much. I'd rather see my friends going to rock shows, traveling, doing awesome shit...I don't need o see when that your kid cuts a tooth

lurker_becomes_lurkd · 4 days

I'm actually a sis...bro.

lurker_becomes_lurkd · 4 days

Most is good. But...pictures of random newborns? C'mon. /r/circlejerk

lurker_becomes_lurkd · 4 days

Nope...But if every day I have to look at random people's dead dogs, or new babies on the front page, I'm going to get pretty bored of Reddit. It's karma whoring at it's finest. I'd rather see a girl show me her cool shirt with her tits sticking out...at least that is better to look at.

lurker_becomes_lurkd · 4 days

And thank you not posting it for karma. As if I don't see enough of my friend's baby pics on Facebook that I don't even really care to see.

noface · 4 days

Hermit Crab...But you can't have too deep of rock/dirt/sand...they will bury themselves.

merix1110 · 5 days

My mom has 2 frenulums.

Desando · 5 days

Scorpioning a teeter totter...That girl will some day be hard core.

coralinekira · 5 days

You look for 'Mom'

b0red · 6 days

Same with pedal bikes dude. Ride a bike for a month and see how much better you drive. People don't even understand simple things like stopping BEFORE the stop sign. Or stopping in crosswalks at a red light. So many ircks I have.

Rearviewmirror · 6 days

I ran into my ex husband and son at the park yesterday. He brought my son over to the skatepark so my son could watch me dink around BMX. We shared a soda and then went back on about our day. It only takes maturity and wanting the best for your kids to get along.

pukerat · 9 days

Right here in the black hole with ya.

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