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People who say "YOLO" are mindless idiots. On another note, WHEN DOES THE NarWHaL BAKON? lol by straightupproin circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa -1 points0 points ago

no just regular rejuvs, but FULL REJUVENATIONS. Spam those like no other and you are on easy street to do more Baal Runs.

This may sound insignificant, but I pay off my credit card every month! I'll accept the upboats monthly now. by bobloadmirein circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 2 points3 points ago

I poop in the shower to conserve water. I also tell everyone about it to show how environmentally conscious I am. I really am just being nice to the environment so I can have sex with it, but I haven't yet so I think I have just been environmentally friendzoned.

4J Studios Aiming For Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 In Next Xbox Update by Kamikaze8in minecraftxbox

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

I read on the wiki that clay is bugged in this version of Minecraft so it hardly ever appears. I want more clay so I can make brick houses. They look so cool. Also biomes. But I think that is a 1.8 addition.

Had a great phone interview; all but guaranteed a full day of in-person interviews; waiting... by ihatemyjobsoverymuchin jobs

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

Was the thank-you email the only thing you have sent so far? I'd send a follow-up email as long as you haven't sent anything else. Don't want to bother him. If he said he was extremely busy then he probably just forgot with all his work. I wouldn't take it personally that he forgot. Even though your phone interview went well, it seems like managers just put hiring on the end of their to-do list.

Epic Games Has Seen PS4/Xbox 720 In Specs, They’re Not Powerful Enough by mehgandavidin gamernews

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

Ya they are more popular, but I usually see people posting about the better graphic capabilities, ability to mod games, and the lack of auto-aim on FPS games. I was just being a smartass mentioning Reddit's circlejerk when it comes to PC vs. console games.

phalanx2 explains in simple terms the mechanics of laziness by csiharin DepthHub

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

I usually get skeptical when people try to somehow relate what they are trying to explain to our evolution and things our ancestors did.

I just took a shit. Reddit, should I wipe my ass? by shiznikin circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 13 points14 points ago

Fuck! I literally came here to say Zelda and you already said it. I will have to go with plan B to get karma: Team Fortress 2 is a really good game.

I'm gonna be covering the E3 Expo for the 4th year now. What do you guys want to see? Give me your list my fellow redditors. by PatrickPlan8in xbox360

[–]Para-Koopa -1 points0 points ago

Grand Theft Auto V and Borderlands 2. I'd also like to know about any lesser known games that look promising to you while you are there. Ya I wanna know about GTAV and Borderlands 2, but I am 99% sure those games are gonna be good.

What subreddit have you quit after being a fan for quite awhile? For whatever the reason. by vrakodarin AskReddit

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

You are just better off going to the Skyrim wiki if you want info. Same thing happened to me with Diablo. I am about to go full hipster on you, but I was subscribed to Diablo before D3 was even announced when it had around 4-5k members. I was posting to help people and sometimes discuss, but I haven't really visited it since D3 was announced and came out. I imagine it is full of pics and Blizzard bashing. Or stupid memes.

What subreddit have you quit after being a fan for quite awhile? For whatever the reason. by vrakodarin AskReddit

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

Everyone trying to be a comedian is a problem in most subreddits. I think the fact that so many people try to be funny on Reddit has made me notice the same thing in real life. I don't know where the obsession with being funny and "witty" came from but now I just get pissed off quickly when people try to make jokes in real life all the time.

Never change, r/atheism. Please. by lilstumpzin circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

That sounds pretty damn English to me. You are an enlightened European living in a dream land so upvote.

TIL Mark Zuckerberg, an atheist, invented Facebook so that his fellow atheists could use it to refute the arguments of fundy Christians on there. by godlessatheistin circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget he also made Facebook into a fully accredited university that also awards PhDs to only the best and brightest among the atheists.

Hetero females of Reddit, do you ever masturbate thinking of your gross neckbearded male friends? by Karma_Kartelin circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 7 points8 points ago

MALE FRIENDS

Must mean automatic Friendzone post

Friendzone post + Carl Sagan = uptokes for you. [32]

EA Origin to provide free distribution services for 90 days for any successfully crowd-funded PC title; Wasteland 2 first confirmed game. by kbeenyin gamernews

[–]Para-Koopa 7 points8 points ago

The motive is eventual revenue and maybe a little bit of good PR from helping small game studios. After the 90 days is up EA will just charge the developers a distribution fee. I suppose it would be good for the developers too because their games get more exposure. 12 million people on Origin according to the article.

TIL due to a strange law in America, rich people are allowed to keep the majority of their income - WHAT . THE . FUCK ? by DhA90in circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 16 points17 points ago

It's cuz you haven't gotten your PhD yet. Just keep trolling fundies on Facebook and soon enough you will be making 500,000 Sagans a years (secret currency of Atheists).

TIL due to a strange law in America, rich people are allowed to keep the majority of their income - WHAT . THE . FUCK ? by DhA90in circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 10 points11 points ago

I wanna occupy Uranus. I am talking about your butthole, not the planet!

BioWare asks fans to help brainstorm Dragon Age's future - "We're not making promises, we're talking about ideas" by zakislamin gamernews

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

Also needs magical super sausages. When you eat the sausage you gain more power and skills. I hope you are reading this Bioware! This is what you asked for!

Salvation assured at Ganges by fuddikillerin WTF

[–]Para-Koopa -1 points0 points ago

Look at his username. I doubt he gives many fucks.

Lionhead making MMO-like new IP RPG for next Xbox - report by jerryconnellyin xbox360

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

I figured developers would start making MMOs for consoles earlier once they saw the success World of Warcraft had. Maybe it is a technology limitation. I'd be willing to check out any console based MMO as long as it is not in a middle earth fantasy or space setting. I really want to see a wild west or ancient Asian themed roleplaying game. Even something like ancient Middle Eastern, Aladdin style, would be cool.

What's that smell? by miles-lanein StopBullyingComics

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

Brilliant.

Sony exec reportedly against idea of locking out the second-hand market for next-generation console, believes it would be an anti-consumer move. by kbeenyin gamernews

[–]Para-Koopa 1 point2 points ago

Eh it might be true. Sony has been losing a lot of money lately and they aren't really in a position to piss off consumers any more. Personally I don't have a problem with them but then again I don't own any Sony products besides my PS2 which I don't play anymore.

Computer Experts: What's a computer trick you think everyone should know? by jojojokin AskReddit

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

I went over to help my grandma with her computer. I forgot what the problem was but I do remember that she only had 2 tool bars installed. I was proud of her.

My 30 year old son told me (a married father) that he wants to be in a girl and he's always felt this way. Is he normal? What should I do? by SmirkingRevengein circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 2 points3 points ago

Well let me pretend to give you a bunch well thought-out advice, but really its just going to be some generic bullshit that I put together. For I am a Reddit intellectual and very open-minded. You are going to want to have a nice sit and chat with him. As you are talking really listen to what he has to say and when he is finished talking start masturbating furiously.

FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED: LEVEL ASIAN by tehInvaderin circlejerk

[–]Para-Koopa 0 points1 point ago

Le high expectations Asian father meme, I am so clever.

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