Just a heads up to dog lovers/ Job seekers

Redbox_McFireCrotch · 2 days

We're looking for someone permanent, actually.

Redbox_McFireCrotch · 2 days

insert something extremely racist

Scopolamina · 2 days

Lady here: You're very pretty! Also, go you. Awesome tots.

thekemkid · 2 days

WHAT THE HELL. No. No no no.

InstantPeeRegret · 2 days

Nope. I'm just going to wait for some good Samaritan to answer me!

InstantPeeRegret · 3 days

What's... What's a creampie?

pdmcmahon · 3 days

Heh. We call my daughter nugget, so this confused me. I was wondering why people would let their children get jobs that young.

jezebelcurve · 3 days

Those are knee-highs :P

HumanistGeek · 7 days

Thanks.

EllieManator · 7 days

Just a warning to everyone in this thread: She's lazy, loves to have random guys over (different guy every week), doesn't drive and depends on other people for transportation ( I used to have to drive her everywhere), cannot support herself financially, and is a compulsive liar.

Former roommate speaking.

EvaSylvestre · 14 days

Oh lord that must have been so satisfying, I was in a remarkably similar situation and my revenge when I left was to take everything I owned in the apartment, which was literally everything. I was going to leave it but she wouldn't leave me the hell alone and accused my of trying to steal her shit so bitch got what she deserved.

bete0noire · 15 days

But how do they... You know... 0.o

trixiethesalmon · 15 days

Oh god me too. Also a lady. They look like axe wounds.

Gricomet · 15 days

I will be there, but probably not till later. Thanks for the heads up so I know who to look for!

kriles · 15 days

You sir, are attractive and I like your TMNT shirt.

Gricomet · 16 days

So did we decide on a time/place to meet? I'm sure I'll recognize someone but I won't have a baby and a puppy this time so idk if anyone will remember me :(

buttersugarbun · 16 days

Sorry but I have several large and visible tattoos and I am the manager of a dog daycare. Is that respectable enough?

Nice_Dude · 16 days

Was abused through childhood, joined army, got pregnant, bought a house, now running a business and becoming a dog groomer.

amazingboobies · 18 days

Having a baby doesn't really affect tightness, after you have enough time to heal. We were having sex again 4 weeks after my daughter was born had problems getting it in, like we do after we haven't had sex for a while. Having a baby doesn't necessarily ruin a girl.

ladydungus · 18 days

The faint smell of skunk. It reminds me of the road trips my mom would take us on, driving through the mountains of West Virginia. If I get a whiff of it, it takes me right home. Sometimes I even tear up a little.

jpagel1 · 21 days

No she wouldn't admit that, she got defensive about it and said that she needed them to see "in HD." If she had just said she wore them to look cute it wouldn't have bothered me in the least.

Edit: When I said she basically admitted it I meant that the HD thing was BS an gave her away.

jpagel1 · 21 days

How is it not? She doesn't need glasses, made up some BS excuse about why she needed them, and then basically admitted that they don't even do anything. She only wears them once a week or so and I asked her if she wore contacts the rest of the time or if she just wore the glasses to look cool.

jpagel1 · 21 days

"I wear glasses because one time I got a lump under my eye like a sty and it messed up my vision."

So why don't you wear them all the time? You only wear them like once a week or with certain outfits.

"I don't have to wear them. It's like having HD TV. They make everything clearer."

Basically she just wanted to look like a porn star and would only wear her glasses when she decided to sport pigtails.

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