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Reddit, I need your most overtly sexual pick up lines as fast as possible. by Patrick_Himselfin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads -19 points-18 points ago

I've been trying this 5eva and it hasn't worked for me yet. (5eva is more than 4eva)

What are things that everybody does/thinks, but nobody wants to admit to? by 737900ERin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

A bit of djing. Chicka-chika waw.

I have never used marijuana. As a result, all I know is based on the seemingly constant praise and justification it receives on the internet. Reddit, what are your worst experiences with the drug and why is it illegal? by MagikalGiantin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

I felt like I couldn't control my body and spent 5 hours on the toilet whilst imagining patterns on the wall and feeling heavy, thinking I was going to simultaneously puke, shit, and pee. Then I threw up and it felt like I was pooping out of my mouth, although it didn't taste of poop.

Think it through son... by Ninjaspeaksin funny

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even read it... but now I have, what have I done?

Think it through son... by Ninjaspeaksin funny

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

You're too late

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

Its alright. I read it and know what it said.

This is going to sound incredibly inhumane, but have we ever considered utilizing the organs from inmates that are on death row for transplants? by panda_assassinin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

Or better yet, why not just raid some third world countries and harvest their public's organs?

What small seemingly insignificant thing have you lost that just crushed your world? by cameltoadin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 56 points57 points ago

I lost a letter my Dad wrote for me before dying :/.

What question are you afraid to ask? by chcknsoupdeluxein AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

One time I blacked out and woke up in a strangers bed in a girls house absolutely butt naked. The weird part is she wasn't there. I took a granola bar from their kitchen and proceeded to set off on my quest home.

Britain: 50 policemen raided seven addresses and arrested 6 people for making 'offensive' and 'anti-Semitic' remarks on Facebook by Anonymootedin worldnews

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads -1 points0 points ago

Voluntary intoxication is not a defence in criminal law. Don't know how the fuck they got away with it

What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

I tried this once and got a urinary infection from the bowl.

Reddit, What is the best advice you have ever received from the internet? by jonwbrown243in AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 34 points35 points ago

BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS GOO?

What are some hints females gave you, but you didn't get them until after you had your chance? by jojojokin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 6 points7 points ago

"tghanbk s"

I got bored and tried to say thanks whilst typing with my penis.

What are some hints females gave you, but you didn't get them until after you had your chance? by jojojokin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 3 points4 points ago

Ask her!

Your penis will thank me later. But hopefully not in person, that would be... weird.

I fear for my generation because a 12 year old didn't know a pop culture reference from 20 years ago by Worst_Lurkerin circlejerk

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 14 points15 points ago

  (Ron)     (Ron Pa)

                       (Ro)     (Ron Paul)        (Ron Paul)

                 (Ron Paul)   (Ron Pa)       (Ron Paul Ron P)

            (Ron)     (Ron Paul)   (Ron Pau)             (Ron)

       (Ron Pau)    (Ron Pau)                (R)

   (Ron)  (Ron P)           (Ro)

(Ro)              (Ron)

I fear for my generation because a 12 year old didn't know a pop culture reference from 20 years ago by Worst_Lurkerin circlejerk

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

BRAVERY LEVEL: 99

I fear for my generation because a 12 year old didn't know a pop culture reference from 20 years ago by Worst_Lurkerin circlejerk

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 5 points6 points ago

"My cat's breath smells like cat food" - Ron Paul

What's your favourite cheesy joke? by shaddupsevenupin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 1 point2 points ago

"I'm Thursty" "I'm Friday"

I hated that one even more.

I am a black guy with a large penis that's attracted to fat white women. How many redditors are breathing stereotypes? by Dupenin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 2 points3 points ago

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

Find your home in the top map, the bottom map shows the point where you'd come out if you dug straight through the Earth. by Wingserin technology

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 12 points13 points ago

Wasn't that obvious? How could you dig directly through the earth and stay in the same hemisphere?

Whats your "Fuck I'm not a kid anymore." moment? by Trolls-Gone-Wildin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

The girl I was seeing got pregnant!

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My reaction when my friend's 3-0 to Liverpool £50 bet fell through (i.imgur.com)

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While I was urinating, the sun was shining through my window onto my dick. "These light particles traveled 93 million miles just to land on my dick." What are some weird things you think of? by TheDerpofYorkin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 13 points14 points ago

He is technically correct.

So I just found out one of my favorite Sci-Fi authors is a homophobic bigot. Reddit, what are some of your heroes that ended up being a disappointment? by ApocalypseWoodsmanin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 221 points222 points ago

  1. Follow WorstPossibleAnswer around

  2. Comment "Every time" "Fuck I fell for it again" "This fucking guy" on every post

  3. Karma-karma-karma-karma-karma-khameleon

The first complete sentence on page 82 of the nearest book describes your sex life. Possibly NSFW by iwonderthingsin AskReddit

[–]RuiningPunSubThreads 0 points1 point ago

"Thus the law in this area consists of a number of detailed rules"

-English Contract Law Text, Cases and Materials

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