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Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

At least you fixed it. c:

Today my girlfriend told me that she would never have kids with a guy with tattoos because she doesn't want her kids born with the tattoos of the father, as if they were passed genetically. What are some ridiculous science-related ridiculous misconceptions you've had the displeasure to observe? by oldspicerolldadicein AskReddit

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

As a Dutchman, I think you should apoligize for confusing; Your and You're.

Redditors wife bed problems by h003jmxin AdviceAnimals

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

Hah!

Redditors wife bed problems by h003jmxin AdviceAnimals

[–]Zallarion 1 point2 points ago

The user doesn't exist?

Solar eclipse, taken through the lens of green welder goggles. by dahanesein pics

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

I SHALL UPVOTE!

Cheeseburger Josh by gabriotin JusticePorn

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

Spiral, fuckin' awesome subreddit. Thanks!

IAm Phil LaMarr voice actor, face actor (Mad TV, Pulp Fiction, Futurama) by Imphillamarrin IAmA

[–]Zallarion 1 point2 points ago

I did not know you did a few of my favorite fictional characters! (Green Lantern and Samurai Jack).

For this I thank you.

As for my question, what can you tell me what will happen with Samurai Jack further?

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It's a little hotter than I want it to be in my room, but it would be too cold if I opened my window. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted ago by Zallarion to firstworldproblems

5th birthday cake. I was a lucky boy. by Dorsalfin14in pokemon

[–]Zallarion 9 points10 points ago

I just get one birthday cake per birthday, lucky bastard.

CAE move their scalp? by as696in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]Zallarion -1 points0 points ago

I can move my nostrils?

What are the pros of smoking? by Zallarionin AskReddit

[–]Zallarion[S] 0 points1 point ago

Most people disagree and on a sidenote, how the fuck did you find this thread I posted over 3 months ago?

Nami cosplay perfection. Very NSFW. by Th30bv10u5Tr0wAwayin OnePiece

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

I don't see you jumping on every girl that errouses you.

Nami cosplay perfection. Very NSFW. by Th30bv10u5Tr0wAwayin OnePiece

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

I hate that you're right.

I am Freddie Wong. I make YouTube videos. AMA! by freddiewin IAmA

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

Favorite gaming joke?

Yes... yes it is by LiquidfireKANin funny

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

wat

Nami cosplay perfection. Very NSFW. by Th30bv10u5Tr0wAwayin OnePiece

[–]Zallarion 8 points9 points ago

Our rationality mostly exceeds our heritage and instincts.

Except ofcourse for being a pirate, I'd love to be a pirate.

Nami cosplay perfection. Very NSFW. by Th30bv10u5Tr0wAwayin OnePiece

[–]Zallarion 6 points7 points ago

It's just fanservice, not reality.

Personally, I like girls with big breasts as is normal for guys. But I'm pretty damn sure that when it comes choosing a partner, or just superficially judging if a girl is cute, that boobsize doesn't matter much for most guys.

By the by, seeing as you like One Piece, I'm pretty sure you're a hellofa cute girl.

Holy texts explained by lilstumpzin atheism

[–]Zallarion 0 points1 point ago

Aah,TIL.

Holy texts explained by lilstumpzin atheism

[–]Zallarion -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck is a moslem.

What is something that society finds repulsive/taboo/etc. that you see no problem with? (Possibly NSFW) by ruckus666in AskReddit

[–]Zallarion 1 point2 points ago

Sean Penn.

what lasts for ever, and doesnt need to be replaced? by moneyinthebank001in Riddle

[–]Zallarion 1 point2 points ago

Time?

I'm giving you one last chance. Don't read this. by yesimagingerin nosleep

[–]Zallarion 1 point2 points ago

Okay, I won't.

But it was actually my first chance.

I don't know much on stats or IVs and EVs, but are my dragonites stats good? And where should I train to boost some of the stats? Thank you r/pokemon! by -Tommyin pokemon

[–]Zallarion 7 points8 points ago

Then don't reply. Don't talk about stuff you have no knowledge of.

Today is my IRL cake day! Girlfriend made this for me!!!! by NeptunianLeaderin pokemon

[–]Zallarion 1 point2 points ago

Is this your girlfriend?

SO THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK OF ME? by Zallarionin InternetFriends

[–]Zallarion[S] 0 points1 point ago

For some reason people think I used alts to upvote.

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