What do restaurants regularly do that annoys you?

cosine5000 · 2012-05-24T01:05:46.185357+00:00

Force your whole party to arrive before they seat you, especially if you have a reservation. You've already held a table for that amount of people, why they have to all be there before I can sit down?

forceheretic · 2012-05-24T00:59:44.002140+00:00

Prodigy's " Breathe" - the lyric is "come play my game". I thought it said "die white boy die"

JesusSwallows · 2 days

If something doesn't scan, don't say "well I guess it's free". You're not original or funny; you're an idiot.

achaholic · 2 days

Vinny is being a good sport for the Jimmy V Foundation but this could get ugly...

c3h3e3l3s · 6 days

He needs her next to him, not way over in that bucket seat.

suap · 7 days

My favorite skit was Calls from the Public. Why did those seagulls take my sister?

suap · 7 days

It was called Death Comes to Town and it was classic KITH. I expected it to be a half baked version but the Kids still have it. I watched Brain Candy a long time ago and I don't recall liking it that much. I'm going to have to watch it again and reevaluate.

suap · 8 days

Sifl and Olly and/or Kids in the Hall

natonio95 · 9 days

Hall and Oates ftw

thei0155 · 9 days

You didn't list your positions that you start which would impact this a bit.

You are leaning toward dropping over half your budget on 5 players - the two most expensive of which are coming off of a major surgeries. If you must, pick either AP or Charles but not both. Too much risk to dump 35% of your salary cap into those two, especially when you have 2 other solid RBs you can keep for cheaper.

My suggestion is Eli for $6; Ray Rice for $54, Pettigrew and/or Hernandez for $2, Turner for $37. If you can't use two TEs, keep DeSean or one of the risky RBs.

qdub · 10 days

Personal accountability and self sufficiency 101. Too many kids with parents doing and deciding everything for them. No one is gonna wipe your ass or feel sorry for your predicament in the real world.

Shakennapoleon · 10 days

I agree with you as well. In fact, I probably like football and hockey just as much as soccer or baseball. But it grinds my gears when people talk about soccer being so boring due to lack of scoring or baseball being impossible to watch because of the pace. We share the exact same sentiment in that, even if you may not enjoy watching the sport, it should not discount its entertainment value for others.

metubialman · 10 days

Not saying this is the case but perhaps you should look as his comment from a different angle.

As the husband of a teacher who often "does too much for her kids", I would urge you to look at how this extra effort for the kids is affecting your relationship with him? Are you not spending as much time together because you are doing these extra things? I know I can sometimes feel neglected by my wife because she is so involved with her work. I want her to succeed and make a difference but her drive to be a good teacher sometimes puts her role as a wife on the back burner.

Shakennapoleon · 10 days

Same deal with soccer. Just because you don't understand or appreciate the strategy, skills or intricacies of a sport doesn't mean its boring. Some people appreciate all those small details and others prefer to see high scoring or violent contact.

abbiistabbii · 10 days

I have yet to see a child without a helicopter parent around be abducted, molested or otherwise tragically hurt. In fact, they seem to enjoy themselves and learning to be independent...but protection from irrational fears of unlikely events is more important.

ImReddited · 13 days

Decommissioned?

abortion_timecop · 13 days

Dead mans party - Oingo Boingo

Lamingtons · 15 days

Kristen Wiig... if you look closely every character she pays on SNL is her making "funny" noises or faces. No actual comedic talent involved.

indubitablystrange · 15 days

Slightly off topic but relevant.

Not sure if it was this advice or luck that has gotten me out of the last 4 times I've been pulled over. The caveat here is that I've pretty much had a clean driving record for while but these stops have all been throughout my driving career.

Here is what I do if I get pulled over:

Pull over promptly. Turn off the engine and radio (or at least turn it down so you can't hear it)
Immediately place your hands high and visible (don't put your hands up or you'll look guilty as sin). I usually have my right arm/hand on the top of the steering wheel and my left leaning up against or out the driver's window. This lets the cop know where your hands are and puts him more at ease about approaching the vehicle
When the officer approaches, every sentence should end with a sir or ma'am.
When they ask for license and registration, tell them where you are going to get it and move slowly. Example: Yes, sir. It's in the glove box. or Yes ma'am, I have it in my wallet in my back pocket of my jeans. Again, this makes them feel more at ease since they know what you are doing and your intentions.
Keep your overall demeanor calm and try to make the stop as easy as possible for them. As Cartman would say "Respect his/her authoratee".

Each time I did these things, I walked away with a warning. Actually one time, my friend and I were caravanning to the beach and we both got pulled over. He blew his top and got a $200 ticket and I did this and got a warning.

My thoughts are that cops have heard all the stupid excuses and have pulled over every asshole who thinks they don't deserve a ticket. It's refreshing to find someone that is respectful and actively makes their job easier and safer. So as long as you don't get an asshole cop or did something so offensive they can't forgive it, you'll probably make out better following this advice.

Possum_Pendulum · 16 days

Pounding cheap beer at a college party is equivalent of burning joint after joint of stems, seeds and shake.

Alcohol can be just as relaxing, thought provoking and fun as trees. In fact, one of the things I enjoy most is sitting and chatting with friends while enjoying a nice single malt scotch and cigar. I find that with most things in life, quality over quantity leads to better experience. That and knowing your limits. You are just as liable to have a bad time taking too many bong rips as pounding too many beers.

I have a feeling if you were drinking a decent craft beer, wine or spirit at your own pace you would have had a different outlook on the night.

Ramt_1 · 16 days

I find it funny I said almost the same thing below but am in the negative. I think people just like SimpleRy better than me...

Ramt_1 · 16 days

Life lessons come in all different levels. Not arguing that this could be an expensive one, if OP's friend is actually paying for school. I would hope if he is he would be taking it more seriously than he is.

My point being is that if his friend doesn't care enough to help himself, why should OP? Obviously OP appreciates the gravity of the situation. His friend knows he's on probation, knows he needs to be on time for the exam to avoid flunking out but by OP's own admission, he is too "lazy" to do what it takes to ensure it. When it's gone this far, the only way his friend will appreciate it is by reaping some consequences of his actions, which OP is helping him skirt.

ciacciojon · 16 days

1990 Mazda 323 hatchback.

Called it "The Bubble" ... base model, no a/c, radio or passenger side mirror.

Arachnagor · 16 days

Now granted I was in middle school when the song came out, but I really thought that OPP was Other People's Property, which was the only non-innuendo-ed explanation they gave in the lyrics.

It wasn't until late in high school I learned the what the 2nd P stood for.

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