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Over 60 students in west Michigan suspended, banned from senior walk, forced to miss exams for simply biking to school this morning; they had an escort from the mayor and police as well. by WestMIRailroaderin WTF

[–]alphawhale12 33 points34 points ago

What a micromanaging bitch. These kids go out of their way to get an escort and permission from higher ups in the community, pull off a completely non-destructive senior prank, and she wants to suspend them from walking?! She should be thanking her lucky stars this is as malicious and disruptive as they want to go, and even appreciate that her kids have the organizational skills to coordinate this kind of thing. I'm not saying she has to actively commend these kids or anything, and I think she might have a point with the safety issue, but this overreaction is going to backfire sooooooo hard on her.

Published in 1990. When you see it... by DeliriousZeusin WTF

[–]alphawhale12 15 points16 points ago

"opens picture"

When I see it, hmmm

"If you fail...you just die"

lol funny funnyOH GOD NOW I SEE WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO SEE

Australian Diesel Submarine outclasses 4 US navy ships (two destroyers) and one Nuclear Submarine by ichuckletoooftenin videos

[–]alphawhale12 -3 points-2 points ago

ITT: Redditors getting giddy over an American military "loss" in an exercise.

What happened here was two Navies cheesing each other trying to "win". If you want to talk about real combat...lol. Yeah, sorry guys, but the US Navy is still not to be trifled with.

Asian girls licking doorknobs by real_actual_doctorin WTF

[–]alphawhale12 4 points5 points ago

For all the random r/wtf surfing I do, I feel like I spend more time going 'OH GOD' and 'FUCK THAT IS GROSS' than having a good, clean, and simple 'What the fuck?!'

Reddit, my friends call me a scumbag because I automate my work when I was hired to do it manually. Am I? by CS-NLin AskReddit

[–]alphawhale12 1 point2 points ago

Okay, I understand that business is business and there are some real dolts out there in the business leadership world (if I owned a business and I had a guy like this, I'd give him a raise and promotion, not fire him because his job isn't needed anymore). If you got fired over this, it's not the kind of place you would want to be working anyway.

Reddit, my friends call me a scumbag because I automate my work when I was hired to do it manually. Am I? by CS-NLin AskReddit

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

Not really, if they figure out what he's capable of, I'm sure he could be in line for something much bigger down the road as a programming and efficiency expert. His buddies on the other hand? They may not be so lucky, but you don't owe them anything and they aren't entitled to jobs a company doesn't need. It's tough because they are your friends, but I would see them as being scummier for trying to guilt you out of YOUR talent because they can't keep up. It's called capitalism and it's beautiful.

Local dad took his disabled daughter to her senior prom. Dad of the year right here. by FishyJoeJrin pics

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

At least where I went to high school, the only date-less kids having a bad time put it all on themselves. I had great times at dances w/o dates and dances w/ them each and never felt like I was going to be socially outcast for not bringing one.

Currently serving in the military. Came across some messages between my wife and another guy in the Navy. What should I do? UPDATE!!! by throwaway12221in AskReddit

[–]alphawhale12 2 points3 points ago

Do you notice any difference in levels of cheating between partners of officers and enlisted?

Local dad took his disabled daughter to her senior prom. Dad of the year right here. by FishyJoeJrin pics

[–]alphawhale12 1 point2 points ago

"Swear to god this American tradition of having to bring a date to prom is 100% messed up and a horrible ritualistic way of enhancing social stratification and making people feel shit about themselves."

hot damn get off your high horse bud, bringing a date wasn't some social conspiracy to make other kids feel like shit. It was just a good time.

I am Marc "Tryndamere" Merrill, President & co-founder of Riot Games. AMA! by Tryndamerein leagueoflegends

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

Has there been any motion to add in-game VOIP? I wonder how this would affect the general level of play since trying to get precise timings down with strangers in Normals is impossible without instant voice communication, and pings are only so specific. Thanks Trynd!

I bought my sister an umbrella. I found her testing it out. She was there for 30 minutes. by agirl2012in aww

[–]alphawhale12 90 points91 points ago

that'll quickly teach me to read the name of the poster before I haphazardly click on everything

My friends new cat. I'm sorry if Reddit explodes... by despisedXin pics

[–]alphawhale12 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry if Reddit explodes? What a pompous title, I don't think he realizes how much cute shi-OH MY GOD IT'S SO ****ING ADORABLE I JUST WANT TO HUG IT

you are forgiven

What are some small QoL changes you think should be implemented? by Rhyzz3in leagueoflegends

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

No, you would still be able to do that...because you would be toggling smartcast for only the spells you would want. I like doing what you do with Lux's ult so I can snipe kids at max range, so I wouldn't want smart cast for that necessarily. Smart cast =/= skillshots.

Swain's Transformation by The_triforcein leagueoflegends

[–]alphawhale12 1 point2 points ago

Swain has the best fanart, hands down. This is incredible, btw.

A new champ mechanic idea? by bakaninoin leagueoflegends

[–]alphawhale12 2 points3 points ago

I just want to see more crazy skillshots that make positioning harder than just putting something in a line between you and the opponent. I would love to see a boomerang champ that throws a big ol' boomerang in a circular skillshot that could be used to try and pick off carries hiding behind tanks. Could be really cool.

What are some small QoL changes you think should be implemented? by Rhyzz3in leagueoflegends

[–]alphawhale12 33 points34 points ago

Right clicking on spells in-game in the ability bar to make them smartcast.

I'm not even going to pretend like this is my original idea though, this has been being tossed around for months.

Everyone knows this guy... by myzippyWHWTin fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]alphawhale12 0 points1 point ago

why do I have a feeling OP had his feelings hurt before making this

Insanely unique and sub-realistic depiction of our favourite champions. by arionsin leagueoflegends

[–]alphawhale12 1 point2 points ago

This. I saw the picture and went "Oh God", and that's when I realized how perfect it was. Not too often in games anymore a demonic figure is truly dark.

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