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What sort of springy material should I use for a pop up banner? by chrisbluemonkeyin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm looking to make a back pack that can be opened with perhaps two cords to open the zippers and then release a banner above my head. There will also be some celebration mini flags, 2 balloons if I can fit them, and some streamers or pinwheels that are moving because the cords that open the bag also turn on 2 small personal fans. Sort of an instant one man celebration.

I hadn't thought about party stores. I'll call around to see what they say.

What sort of springy material should I use for a pop up banner? by chrisbluemonkeyin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

Do you have any examples of specific materials?

Friend snapped this in New Orleans. The very definition of "Haters Gonna Hate" by sassoooooin pics

[–]chrisbluemonkey 0 points1 point ago

I think his name is Lou. I used to manage a shop on royal and he came in once or twice. He is one of the performers that lives in the quarter. They are like secret villagers and the land Of misfit toys all in one. sometimes he uses stilts. he dresses like this even when he isn't working. very nice guy.

Hey Reddit, I need some good revenge ideas for a dept at work. Basically I want their daily existence to be as shit as they've made mine. by chrisbluemonkeyin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

i wonder how frozen broccoli in a paper bag would work out. the bag and the defrosting should buy me a little time and then when it starts it will probably seem like farting for a while. that should give some distance between any sightings of me in the area and the symptom. what does squid smell like in that state? just rotten fish like or more specific?

Hey Reddit, I need some good revenge ideas for a dept at work. Basically I want their daily existence to be as shit as they've made mine. by chrisbluemonkeyin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm in a position where I'm standing on charcoal already. but this is why i don't want anything traced to me.

Hey Reddit, I need some good revenge ideas for a dept at work. Basically I want their daily existence to be as shit as they've made mine. by chrisbluemonkeyin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

yes yes yes. this is more my style. i can keep doing it and step it up to intercepting delivery orders to carry back to them, etc.

Hey Reddit, I need some good revenge ideas for a dept at work. Basically I want their daily existence to be as shit as they've made mine. by chrisbluemonkeyin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

yes. way past acting like adults. i was starting to feel like the odd man out on that. i like this thing. maybe i can rig it to only work when one guy is there

eggs from my chickens by [deleted]in pics

[–]chrisbluemonkey 0 points1 point ago

yea. i actually had some australorps and a couple of the mutt easter egg hens (I forget what they are called). I'm probably getting some birds when i move and i want decent conversion rates, but I've got two toddlers and its a fine line between scrappy and aggressive it seems.

eggs from my chickens by [deleted]in pics

[–]chrisbluemonkey 1 point2 points ago

as a former chicken chick, yes, you are truly awesome. I'm assuming these aren't great in temperament? i got spoiled with orpingtons years back.

just found out that the new position i proposed to my boss as a promotion 9 months ago is being given to someone else even though my boss said at the time that that position would never ever happen. by chrisbluemonkeyin RandomThoughts

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 1 point2 points ago

Good idea. I'm probably going to call him in. the morning or whenever I'm feeling calmer. I think I know why they did it. I think they are hoping I will quit. Truth is I am quitting but won't be able to afford to until sometime between march and september. The best thing for all parties here would be to fire me with the standard severance package, but sure I don't think they will do that because I've got a lot of grounds to sue them over passing me as a contractor for five years before officially hiring me, not accommodating a temp disability, hostile work place. At this point I've got such a bad attitude I don't deserve the promotion. If they gave me severance and didn't contest unemployment I would walk without a word.

Sisters by chrisbluemonkeyin Parenting

[–]chrisbluemonkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

Yea. :) Thick as thieves, those two. I mainly like the pic because little sis is so excited and big sis is a bit embarrassed about having her pic taken with dopey little sis.

A small question of ethics for you all, I don't assume that we'll get it right but we can try: Raising an ant farm to provide energy to the grid by Sachyrielin biology

[–]chrisbluemonkey 2 points3 points ago

I need to find the book but I remember reading about how ants give up their lives all the time for the greater good of the colony. Suicide missions etc. if you could create a relationship so mutually beneficial and replicate some sort of communication I think you would have a good argument for killing them. I wonder what it would take to convince the old, weak, and injured to walk into a furnace or cook pot

Women of reddit, are your breasts small, average, or large, and how do you feel about them? by FarmlandTensionsin AskReddit

[–]chrisbluemonkey 0 points1 point ago

They were small and I hated them. Now they are actually sort of medium ...the exact size I always said I wanted...since I had my kids but the low self esteem I'd still there and I feel like they are still super small.

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