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What is something a SO said that you never wanted to hear? [NSFW] by badcommentsin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

Wait, the problem was your Judaism or her Judaism?

What is something a SO said that you never wanted to hear? [NSFW] by badcommentsin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 1 point2 points ago

I'd bet good money that you're one of those couples I see and think "How did such a mediocre twat end up with such a classy guy?"

I guess christians dont know who bad religion is by Supsamoanin atheism

[–]churchesburn 8 points9 points ago

My younger brother is also a big-time climber who often drives to remote boondocks and conservative hollers pursuing this activity. He does something a bit different than your friend - Because he drives a mini cooper, he'll attach a couple really right wing bumper stickers to the car before he heads out on climbing trips. When your car is emblazoned with phrases like "This is America, Speak English!" it adds a small degree of insurance against this type of harassment.

Just watched a young woman pull a toddler out of oncoming traffic only to get shouted at by the mother for touching her kid, what kind of shit has just flabbergasted you Reddit? by strawmanalertbitchesin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the funniest stories on the thread - simply one of the greatest overreactions I've ever heard.

How can I make someone miserable enough to move out of our house? by parsnippityin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

This has fast become my favorite novelty account.

How can I make someone miserable enough to move out of our house? by parsnippityin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 12 points13 points ago

I think this is the best idea I've seen in this thread. If they change the locks immediately after fumigation then this method will result in the fastest removal of the unwanted roommate. They just have to have the spare money/time a fumigation requires.

Anyone tried plugging H? by Joubinin opiates

[–]churchesburn 1 point2 points ago

I felt it was a total waste compared to IV when I tried it. No rush, barely any noticeable high.

My ex mother in law gave my 3 kids gifts they loved at Christmas when they were small, 2 days later she came to the house packed EVERYTHING she got them into bags and took it all back to the stores because she was "broke".What's the biggest dick move you've witnessed ? by nothingis_realin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 63 points64 points ago

My parents pulled almost the exact same thing on me. I was content living in apartments with my wife - we don't plan on having children and we enjoy moving around so they make sense for us. But then my mom came to me and offered to buy a home for us to live in - she was pretty insistent that it was best for us as newly married couple.

We figured we could buy a duplex so that we could rent one side out for extra money, and if we decided to move around for a year or two, we could rent both sides to tenants while we traveled. After months of groundwork looking at houses for sale in our area and hours upon hours of research, we find a really nice place that we absolutely loved. It was then my parents decided to let us know they were no longer going to help us pay for the house.
This is just one of the reasons I no longer trust my parents and avoid contact with them.

The best documentary you've ever seen? by bettacallsaulin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 6 points7 points ago

I'm with you. I can't believe that the singer from the Dandy's actually agreed to narrate the film - almost everything he says makes him look terrible.

Kids in my grade believe that the whole Titanic sinking was only a movie and never actually happened. What are the stupidest things you've ever heard? by clburton24in AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 2 points3 points ago

Uh, hate to break it to you, but at one point McDonald's actually did own 80% of Chipotle. Chipotle eventually bought back their shares, but that statement isn't actually that stupid.

FYI for any Columbus Stoner Rock/Doom fans by fetusdonglein Columbus

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

r/columbusmusic

What seemingly innocent choice has had the greatest impact on your life? by sicksorryin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 1 point2 points ago

That, and his turning "kind of" into the non-existent word "kind've" multiple times. Really pulls you out of the story when you've got to re-read a sentence while contemplating "seriously..? Seriously?!"

Composer's originality questioned by critics by iliekmusikin WeAreTheMusicMakers

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

Well put. The people complaining of plagiarism really seem to be grasping at straws.

First Time Shooting Dilaudid by 802dot3in opiates

[–]churchesburn 2 points3 points ago

Dude, 4mg dilaudid is fucking perfect. Read any guide on shooting and follow the instructions. If I remember correctly, there's a coating you should remove by licking it off, before crushing the pill into a powder. It mixes fine with water, make sure you use a cotton filter between the water and the needle. IV'd, it tops even heroin. Enjoy.

Would I "know" if I missed? by SmackNoobin opiates

[–]churchesburn 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, it's just irritated a bit more - nothing to worry about. You should switch up spots when you inject, even if by a couple millimeters. When you miss, you'll know - it will burn as you inject and you definitely won't get high immediately.

I have a friend trying to blackmail me into giving him part of my pills I got... by alrexin opiates

[–]churchesburn 1 point2 points ago

The suicide threat is just a desperate attempt to get your attention, don't take it seriously. He's an asshole who's trying to use guilt to come between you and your pills. I would totally cut him off. Tell him to fuck off and to never contact you again. Make sure he knows that he has forever lost you as a connect.

Any Bropiates from Columbus, OH around here? by twiceuponatimein opiates

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

It's a great city, isn't it?

How bad was your roommate? by jaslowin AskReddit

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

Best revenge story in this thread by far.

starting a new band, looking for members by pookiemccoolin Columbus

[–]churchesburn 0 points1 point ago

r/columbusmusic is the place for a post like this

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