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What is the most random thing a stranger has said to you? by mspazzin AskReddit

[–]daltenk 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god. I was waiting for you to see his penis poked through the glory hole right next to your face and then scream like Kevin Mcallister.

Neil Degrasse Tyson's mug shot. That is all. by 5hot6unin pics

[–]daltenk 2 points3 points ago

He captained Harvard's wrestling team.

So what do you say to people who say "Tim and Eric is the dumbest show ever!"? by beansterin TimAndEric

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

Drink your own rectal blood!

So I met a butterfly the other day. by sammwwisein funny

[–]daltenk 1 point2 points ago

This was funny the first 10 fucking times I saw it on /b/ two fucking years ago. Good God Man.

All aboard the Karma express! by skatermario3in funny

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for not starting your title with "How I feel..."

Louis CK's online experiment is a HUGE success! It grosses $500,000 in about 48 hours. by bluengreen7in funny

[–]daltenk 1 point2 points ago

You have to take into consideration that in his line of work, (especially owning a production company) that kind of money doesn't last too long. So, I wouldn't say that he's getting rich off of it when most of the money is going to get pumped back into producing more content.

Hi I'm Louis C.K. and this is a thing by iamlouisckin IAmA

[–]daltenk -6 points-5 points ago

When is the last time you sat down and watched Pootie Tang?

HUP HUP HUP HUP by DaltonMan321in TimAndEric

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for username.

Looks like this guy is right for once... by rakelly1990in funny

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

Him. Ashton Kutcher. Totally interchangeable.

Met the Fonz today. :D by Superduddin trees

[–]daltenk -1 points0 points ago

Came here to say this.

10 points to Maximus Meridius. by Yatterkingin funny

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

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Someone likes ~~ Bo Burnham~~ Larry the Cable Guy

A girl I have a semi-crush on smokes trees, I don't, I'd love some questions answered by Rappein trees

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

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so... smoke... trees?

TIL that Flea from RHCP and all of ZZ Top are in Back To The Future 3. by Lordjizzimin todayilearned

[–]daltenk 2 points3 points ago

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My bad. I'm sorry.

TIL that Flea from RHCP and all of ZZ Top are in Back To The Future 3. by Lordjizzimin todayilearned

[–]daltenk -2 points-1 points ago

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Flea was in part 2. Do your homework.

On a lighter note... by rakelly1990in trees

[–]daltenk 7 points8 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ I see what you did there. So, you just cruise around hitting ctrl+v all day?

Yo don't Cyclops look high as shit right here? by wallysmith127in trees

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

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Wait.....this isn't a sandwich!

This is what sticking $350 off the side of the Eiffel tower looks like... by jwbessettein pics

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

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You pretentious cunt ಠ_ಠ

How long do you normally wait to have sex with someone that your dating. by eaglegrad09in AskReddit

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

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On the way to the car on the first date.

What is the worst thing you or your partner has said during sex? by thatpersoninherein AskReddit

[–]daltenk 2 points3 points ago

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DICK ATTACK

Theme Park employees, what are some cool secrets about your workplace? by Alcnaeonin AskReddit

[–]daltenk 0 points1 point ago

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I posted it to r/funny.

Theme Park employees, what are some cool secrets about your workplace? by Alcnaeonin AskReddit

[–]daltenk 6 points7 points ago

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I made THIS for you.

The correct way to order breakfast by stranger_with_candyin reddit.com

[–]daltenk -6 points-5 points ago

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He's the reason I watched George Lopez. Well. I mean, my dad had control over the remote, but he sure as hell made it more bearable.

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