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If I lost weight, would I still be ugly? F by sheepcountessin amiugly

[–]fauxke -1 points0 points ago

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You do have a lot of potential. Congrats on the weight loss, and keep it up. You have a pretty face, and I think your natural hair color is fine. Get it cut a few inches below your shoulders, with some layers. I personally don't like the super dark eye makeup, but if it makes you feel good, go for it.

AND! You should go for a bra fitting, pronto. I know you're in the process of losing weight, so your bra size will be changing, but proper support for the girls will help reshape your entire upper torso immediately. (Don't go to Victoria's Secret. Try Nordstrom or {intimacy}, if you live near them.)

I feel like my face is decently attractive, but my body kills any hope. Thoughts? by Adnellein amiugly

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points ago

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Like others have said, you have a cute face and you carry the weight well. It's a shame that the word "curvy" has been bastardized to mean "fat" these days, because you are seriously curvy in the real sense, and that is sexy.

But you are also young, which is good and bad. It's good because it makes you cute and curvy rather than dumpy. But it's bad because you may get a false sense of security from it -- I'm afraid that if you don't change your lifestyle, ten years from now you will be more dumpy than curvy, especially if you continue to gain weight (5 lb/year adds up). If your weight is important to you (and it seems like it is), then, well, I'm sure you know what to do. Because you're young, your body will have an easier time recovering, so get on it sooner rather than later.

In the meantime, dress to emphasize your curves. The t-shirt works better than the dress, imo.

20 yr Hermit Here: Wanted to Show Off New Hair. Also AMi? by SneakySasquatchin amiugly

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point ago

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I actually like the mohawk. It look like a lot of work though, so experiment with different ways to wear it down when necessary.

The piercings in general work with the hair and wardrobe, but the one front and center is... distracting? Not complementary? I'm assuming it's meant to be like a little hidden surprise to make people say "did I just see what I think I saw? ah yes, this fellow is a touch more badass than I thought!" but it just looks off-balance (and hopefully you don't unconsciously play with it with your tongue all day.) You have great eyes and brows, and the little barbell just detracts from it.

Subject yourself to my brutal honesty! by chenanin amiugly

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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Problem number 1: What is with all the godamned red/black/white hoodies?? Stop hiding in those things and expand your wardrobe a bit.

The haircut might be ok. Hard to tell because of aforementioned hoodies.

You have nice eyes and generally attractive features, but you look extremely not confident. Is it coincidence that the only time you're smiling is when you're hidden behind those glasses?

I've been told I'm ugly all my life, I just really don't know what to change anymore... Please help me, Reddit. (21/F) by polkad0tin amiugly

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points ago

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Your nose is fine. Forget about it.

You are not fat. Is there some specific body area that you are concerned about?

Mainly, I noticed that your eyebrows are too thin. I am not a hair stylist, but maybe consider bangs?

22/m. Just curious, because I see myself as ugly. by crushedhatin amiugly

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point ago

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You do not look ugly. You look... bored or apathetic or something. You could also do with some stubble.

I lost a lot of weight recently and want to know what else I could change by draGGerisin amiugly

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points ago

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First, in all seriousness, congrats on the weight loss. However, I suspect you are now skinny fat. That's a vast improvement over fat-fat, but you need some muscle to look balanced. Head over to /r/fitness, and start working out.

In the short term, stand up straight, and get some clothes that fit better.

27/M Amiugly? What do you think, by enmunatein amiugly

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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There's something weird about your expression in those pictures. It's a fake smile that doesn't reach your eyes, like you're trying too hard. If that's indeed the case, then it's possible that you are also trying too hard with women and you end up as the proverbial "nice guy".

Aside from that, you have a attractive face, but you could use a better hair style. Let it grow out for a while, then go to a stylist (and not SuperCuts) and ask their opinion.

Muscles actually have a memory of their former strength — and that memory may last indefinitely. by quantumcipherin science

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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Meanwhile, in Australia (pic) by EthicalReasoningin funny

[–]fauxke 12 points13 points ago

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What's your occupation and how can we make your work life easier? by thefightclubberin AskReddit

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points ago

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Bug reporter here. Dear programmers: Please read all of the information provided in the bug reports before asking questions that I've already answered.

What weird smell do you like? by GodFellain AskReddit

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point ago

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Garages. That mix of dirt and oil and gas and machines and new tires and old grass clippings.

Tomato plants.

Fresh asphalt.

The Sexual Dynamic of Mario kart by bleyvain fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]fauxke 1 point2 points ago

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The princess was the best for Super Mario 2. You could just float across the entire level.

Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Does Whatever a Spider Can by lobstersin pics

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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You are now thinking of a chorus line of saucy Parisian spiders in lacy petticoats dancing the cancan, kicking each of their eight legs in unison.

IAmA guy who will be taking the Beer Judge Certification Program Exam soon. AMA (about beer)! by HugeBeerGeekin IAmA

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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I think Bud/MGD/Heineken are all pretty bad. What specifically makes the Heineken worse to you?

IAMA Netflix employee. AMA. by NFLXin IAmA

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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My brain wants to believe you, but my heart says it can't be true. The cutout and the bar code line up so well. They were clearly destined to be together. I refuse to mess with natural order of the universe by ignoring this perfectly designed system.

What is your most illogical belief? by duckphillipsin AskReddit

[–]fauxke 0 points1 point ago

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You mean like this?

Women of Reddit; please stop saying on online dating sites that you're "curvy" when you're not. Here is an example of curvy.. by BigBoss722in reddit.com

[–]fauxke 2 points3 points ago

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Hmm, yes. I like this idea, and I'm glad you reminded me about it. I actually have a small pile of old clothes set aside for practice. I'll have to get on that soon before another fashion crisis strikes.

Women of Reddit; please stop saying on online dating sites that you're "curvy" when you're not. Here is an example of curvy.. by BigBoss722in reddit.com

[–]fauxke 25 points26 points ago

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More importantly, where do you shop? I can't find a damn thing that fits those measurements.

By Request: I worked in a chicken plant (slaughterhouse) for eight months. AMA. by psykulorin IAmA

[–]fauxke 4 points5 points ago

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Woah, a machine can pluck feathers? That's crazy.

But thanks for the details. There's a lot more human involvement than I expected (not to mention the mean-ass ass-tools).

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