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So my cousin left a DiGiorno's pizza in the oven the whole night. This is what she woke up to. by MayorMairin WTF

[–]goose666 2 points3 points ago

i don't believe that because everytime my girlfriend makes bacon i wake up. immediately.

The trailer for the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie - THE MASTER. by nlsimpsonin movies

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

may we have more described interactions with submariners, please? sounds fascinating. thank you.

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 0 points1 point ago

thank you. that picture makes nee feel like a real man.

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 0 points1 point ago

"Save the shaft, Don't shave the shaft!"

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 0 points1 point ago

AWESOME!!!!!!!111!!

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 0 points1 point ago

gotchya. I will most likely try this. Thank you!

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 1 point2 points ago

that's like plucking an entire forest with a butter knife

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 0 points1 point ago

Thank you very much kind sir/madam! I will be sure to do so!

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 1 point2 points ago

Did we just become best friends??! :D

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 1 point2 points ago

Take it from me: Yes, it could damage the skin.

Side boob? Nah - UNDERBOOB! [NSFW] by agency_panicin WTF

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

Someone should replace the faces with some Nick Cages.

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 14 points15 points ago

Thank you sweetie. Can't wait to have sex with you when my dick isn't sliced up like a cutting board.

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 0 points1 point ago

Indeed she did!

Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again by goose666in sex

[–]goose666[S] 4 points5 points ago

Thank you for your input! And I love your wonderfully apt username.

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Note to self: don't ever shave your dick with a straight razor again (self.sex)

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Carl Perkins demonstrates how he can get the sound of echo, without using a delay pedal (Or any pedal, for that matter). by SGNickin Guitar

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

I'd watch that...

If I could play any song on guitar exactly like it sounds on the album, it would be this one. Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits. (Video is a live version with Eric Clapton) by MWShenanigans11in Guitar

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

+6/-4?? Why is this being downvoted? I know people have different styles and interests, but this is guitar gold, no matter what you play. These guys are some of the best of the best. Get a grip, r/Guitar, recognize. Thanks for sharing Shenanigans.

Clawtoe Correction Surgery by scoobs90in WTF

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

wtf indeed

Chicago Police Department bought a sound cannon. They are going to use it on people. by stepinrazorin technology

[–]goose666 11 points12 points ago

dual purpose picket signs

How Much Screen Time did Each of the AVENGERS Get? by antdudein movies

[–]goose666 1 point2 points ago

but cap has heart. i'm sure he'd still give her that dance.

had testicular torsion surgery, these are my stitches [NSFW] by austinmoneyin WTF

[–]goose666 -1 points0 points ago

That looks fucking painful... A couple questions, as I am afraid of this happening to me: Was there one event that made this occur, what did the torsion feel like that clued you in on the fact that there was something wrong?

Hope your recovery is swift and dandy!

Reddit, what song gets your blood pumping? by OhHai_ImThatGuyin Music

[–]goose666 2 points3 points ago

Lamb of God - Blood of the Scribe

Look what i found in an old yearbook at my school by rawr0401in funny

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

It's just a jump to the left...

Beaverton church sues family after they criticize it online by ImpactEventFanin Portland

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

i'm in!

IAmA Tenacious D, Jack Black & Kyle Gass. AMA -- with Special Guest Bob Odenkirk by realtenaciousdin IAmA

[–]goose666 338 points339 points ago

This can go on for a long time.

Especially if you don't press the record button. Always press record.

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