What is the most awkward way someone else has tried to initiate sex?

tasteslikeeggrolls · 25 days

This. I remember him getting called out on some other suspicious stories he was telling. I can't find the thread now, but someone found out he had like 37 different reddit accounts.

pitypartier · 6 months

For people claiming this is staged, that's not necessarily true. This is actually one of many common position that animals in nature are known to rest in. It's mostly an evolutionary defense. By lying in a circle the dogs are able to keep an eye in all directions for predators, and even an eye on each other.

goblinbee · 6 months

Nope. I'm the batman.

LadySiara · 7 months

That's because the pumpkin on the left was traced with a template. You can buy the templates for like 1$. Just trace and carve, and it will come out nearly perfect!!

FezLightning · 7 months

I wouldn't

BabyRandom · 7 months

Almost same thing happened to me. About 20 years ago, I was watching David Letterman, and he pulled out his phone and said he was going to call random numbers. I yelled at my tv "Call ME Dave!!!!" Next thing I knew my phone rang and it was David Letterman talking to me!!!!!

lebruf · 7 months

Actually it's been scientifically proven that men who drive larger vehicles or expensive sports cars ON AVERAGE have smaller penises. So of course not all of them, but about 80 percent of them do. I read this in more than one article and saw the raw data, it should be easy to find with a quick Google search.

Romanoff · 11 months

The ammo was removed to speed up the game on some computers. In the previous version of the game, it was discovered the processing power required to track the thousands of bullets that are flying around was slowing down the game and causing lag issues for a significant number of players.

replicat0r · 1 year

There's actually a way to get around this and make it work. Just leave the magnet that's in front of the boat where it is. The magnet that is on the boat, remove it, and replace it with a block of steel. The magnet in front of the boat will pull on the steel, but the steel doesn't have any power to pull on the magnet, so there will only be the forward pull of the magnet which will draw the boat toward it.

ladydean · 1 year

This was recent, I went to a strip club to celebrate my 40th birthday. After the hottest stripper in the club had been on stage for a couple of minutes, I all of a sudden recognized her. It was a girl I hadn't seen since Pre-Kindergarten. I had such a crush on her back then.

EthicalReasoning · 1 year

And then right before you land on the ground, a sink hole opens up and you fall and extra 10 feet into the earth.

imakeshitup · 1 year

There is a lot of oil in potato chips. Crumble the chips into a powder and let them sit until they are dried out. Take the pen apart and pour the powdered chips into it. Next ignite the chips inside the pen with the tape. This can be achieved by putting the sticky side of tape together and quickly pulling apart, it will release a small amount of radiation and sparks. This will ignite the oil in the chips. Once the pen with the chips is steadily burning and releasing heat, tape the pen underneath the empty potato chip bag, creating a make shift tiny hot air balloon. Be sure to use the ink part of the pen to write your help message on the side of the chip bag along with your location. Release the 'hot air balloon' and hopefully someone on the other side of the cubicle will get your help message in time!

derpsauce20 · 1 year

Not funny! Even as we speak scientist at CERN are attempting to puncture a hole in the universe and kill us all!

BYoungNY · 1 year

... xanax, and I only had 1 line of coke. My coworkers did start to look at me funny after that night. However, no one ever said anything except for Anne. I didn't ask what she meant, but the thing she said that struck me as strange was...

simpsun728 · 1 year

Actually that is the reason, it says it right on his Wikipedia page from an interview he gave back in 1994.

ohnoes_ibrokedit · 1 year

I have this shower, and tricked my wife by reversing the colors. It was a lame prank that didn't even faze her, but she still didn't sleep with me for a week.

slickwinky · 1 year

Val Kilmer made this post for me because I'm in outer space right now.

surge820 · 1 year

In Firefox 4 they actually put it in the order that you use the most. If you keep clicking on the bottom one enough, it will get used more and be moved to the top.

majordanger · 1 year

Wet dream

Wastingtimeaway · 1 year

You can buy a small hydroelectric generator to go under the raft. The generator has 3 tubes side by side that the river current passes through to create an electric current.

imakeshitup · 1 year

This is basically how the new Nintendo 3ds works.

DslainteC · 1 year

My grandfather was a janitor there that summer. He said that was the one day that he never found any ticket stubs when he was sweeping up.

wcol · 1 year

Funny, but in the t.v. interview she actually gave a reasonable explanation as to what happened. It turns out she had just gotten back from a 2 week stay on the moon, where gravity is much lower, and that amount of force would have easily gotten her over the bar. She says that she is now re-acclimated to the earth's gravity.

DeadSpaceLover · 1 year

True story. I swear I heard my cat say "bullshit" one time when I moved the laser pointer. Right after wards he knocked his cat food on the floor and ran outside.

Gholas · 1 year

For some reason this link doesn't work for me? Do I need some sort of plugin??

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