A man sits next to his computer reading Reddit. He had found the website clicking on a peculiar ad he saw on 4chan. He has no job but he pretends that he has one his family that he does so he lives alone. Every day the man tries to make an account for reddit so he can be a part of the community and comment but every night he forgets it. He tries writing notes to himself on sheets of paper but they always disappear. Every day he logs on, he knows it's all for nothing. All of the comment and link karma everything he posts will all be gone the next day but he keeps going because he has nothing else left in his life. He loses more of his mind every day and each passing night he becomes more insane. The trend continues and he hears voices in his head whispering "I will remember this account." By now his rent is long overdue and he hasn't eaten properly in days. His house has been trashed and everything has been lain to waste except for his computer quietly humming with the website reddit.com staring back at the man who sits. The next night around midnight his mind reaches it's limit of sanity and gives in to the voices and falls backwards into the darkness as he blinks watching everything fade away. The next day a police officer comes to his apartment because of a complaint from his neighbors. They open the door to see an apartment covered everywhere scratches of blood making random combinations of letters and numbers. In the middle of the room was the man, fallen out of his chair with a note clenched tightly in his torn hand. The police officer takes the note and walks away, contacting his fellow officers telling them to clean up the mess. When the cop gets home that night he suddenly remembers the note he found which stated "www.reddit.com iwillrememberthisacc" He decides to go to the website and when his computer loads he looks to find he is already logged in as iwillrememberthisacc. He clicks on his profile and as he is looking through the comments he recoils in shock to see that they were all made by the dead man. There were over 10,000 comments made by him, some irrelevant, some ominous, and some pained. The police officer shrugs it off and mentally notes that he will report it as evidence in the morning. The next day he goes to his computer, reddit already open although he didn't remember opening it the day before. The officer finds that he cant remember the account name or password and tries to search his apartment to no avail so he shrugs it off and reports to duty as usual though after work he figures he should browse reddit in his free time. At 11:50 the he finally gets off reddit having not eaten dinner and collapses into his bed. Just as he drifts to sleep around midnight he hears the clock chime and a whisper in the wind rasp "I will remember this account."