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Matrix Morpheus- Talking to Annoyed Retail Customers... [FIXED] by shitwhistle82in AdviceAnimals

[–]jacksclevername 2 points3 points ago

I used to love getting asked to check "the back".

It means you get to take a 5 minute "break" while you look.

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I Went to the Beach Today (qkme.me)

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So my friend was surfing... by Jimuseyin WTF

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

"WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM!"

I see your pickled Chinese baby and raise you Siriraj Medical Museum, Bangkok. by SnuggleBunni69in WTF

[–]jacksclevername 10 points11 points ago

What's #22?

My girlfriend just found out I occasionally pee in the shower, and was grossed out to no end. Back me up, Reddit. Most of you do it too, don't you? by atomic_hombrein AskReddit

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty dirty liar.

Man drills magnets into arm to mount ipod by rugbyliam12in WTF

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

I was just about to post that article. I like the cut of your jib, Koss.

I need some advice, I found a baby raccoon by ASassoin toronto

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

Oh, creepy dudes..

Just Keep Moving, Heard It Helps... by RaW-D-Coyin WTF

[–]jacksclevername -2 points-1 points ago

Did I just watch someone die again? sigh Oh internet.

I just spent nearly 10 minutes contemplating how to get a stain out of my pants before moving and realizing it was just a shadow. What's the stupidest thing you've caught yourself doing? by electrikylein AskReddit

[–]jacksclevername -1 points0 points ago

Most of the things that I do during the day.

Looking for members of this community to follow. by JohnnyChronocidein writing

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

I do dick jokes and sarcasm. http://twitter.com/jacksclevername

This week, students in Montreal protested rising tuition by going (nearly) naked. Here's a pic of some Montreal police "observing" the protests. (SFW) by i_feel_too_oldin funny

[–]jacksclevername -2 points-1 points ago

I wish the Toronto police were that cool.

Reddit: stupid ways you've ruined sex..? by YouSirNeighMin AskReddit

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

During a position switch, my then-girlfriend elbowed me in the face HARD. The force popped out my contact lens I was pretty convinced I was going to have a black eye to explain.

Been saving all my gold for this trophy. Now I have no idea on what to spend it on. by StormcloakMOFOin skyrim

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

Fill a room in your house with coins. Post photos.

Years ago I watched a Simpsons episode where a character said that 'Paradigm' and 'Proactive' are just buzz words that dumb people use to sound smart. Now every time I hear anyone using them I get annoyed. What words or phrases piss you off and why? by Rosewater_Foundationin AskReddit

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

I work in advertising, and things are always being "leveraged" against other things.

Can you tell that I live in the south? by cannablitzdin funny

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

You will be perfectly hidden from pussy.

9gag attack immanent, i have those cock gagers plans. by Read_all_the_threadsin 4chan

[–]jacksclevername 5 points6 points ago

Aw, that's so cute!

Goodbye Hand by lemeontopin WTF

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

He'd wave goodbye, but, you know..

HBO and Gaming by whiskeybenthellboundin gaming

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

I actually just started watching the first season of Game of Thrones and it made me pick Skyrim back up.

Anyone else think the "atheist interjection" Facebook posts are kind of douchey? by whyusoin AskReddit

[–]jacksclevername -3 points-2 points ago

I used to follow /r/Atheism for the humour, but it eventually just turned into "You're religious and silly and wrong. I'm a brilliant atheist and here's why."

That and the Faces of Atheism trend. That was just fucking retarded.

No one will see it coming... by Antijein AdviceAnimals

[–]jacksclevername 17 points18 points ago

Pecker Wreckers.

Two men jailed for spitting on TTC workers by StarbucksCoffeein toronto

[–]jacksclevername -1 points0 points ago

That's just how Torontonians say "thank you".

Greatest diss song Masta ace - Acknowledge by Jaclkin hiphopheads

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget The Bitch in Yoo by Common.

I call this the "Gay Wall" by skeptechin funny

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

Paint a rainbow on that fucker!

The aftermath of a deer getting stuck in a forest fire (possibly NSFW/L) by suburban_smartassin WTF

[–]jacksclevername 0 points1 point ago

Nice going, EVOLUTION.

Is anyone selling a bike? by dotdotdashin toronto

[–]jacksclevername 1 point2 points ago

http://toronto.kijiji.ca/f-buy-and-sell-bikes-W0QQCatIdZ644

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