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Workplace dangers. [NSFL] by dummystupidin WTF

[–]jizz_bomb 4 points5 points ago

frames 10-18 are creeepy

Chris Kluwe AMA by Angry_Caveman_Lawyerin nfl

[–]jizz_bomb 2 points3 points ago

i will do that! although i'm more of a lurker in the sports subreddits... maybe that will change, see you around!

Chris Kluwe AMA by Angry_Caveman_Lawyerin nfl

[–]jizz_bomb 3 points4 points ago

Hey Chris, I'm a huge vikes fan from Canada, just wanted to let you know you are a great part of the team! Keep up the great work and look forward to a great season!

The pot calling the kettle black. by popkie71in funny

[–]jizz_bomb 2 points3 points ago

that's what i think too. karma means nothing.. i guess some people don't like to laugh.

My Asian-American Friend's Job Rejection Letter.wtf? by TheSpeakeasyin WTF

[–]jizz_bomb 0 points1 point ago

Thank you "retardedracist". ಠ_ಠ

Your username is how you die, how do you die? by pluspluskidin AskReddit

[–]jizz_bomb 4 points5 points ago

it was a horrible, horrible mess.

Tomorrow is my birthday and I would very much like for Reddit to photoshop me upon the backs of random beasts. by MyNameIs20Charactersin pics

[–]jizz_bomb 223 points224 points ago

Here you are good sir!

Got a surprise when I opened my egg carton this morning! by johnny_lovein WTF

[–]jizz_bomb 2 points3 points ago

At least you have the balls to say it

Internet Spying Epic Fail by Exodus619in AdviceAnimals

[–]jizz_bomb 5 points6 points ago

No, you're thinking of canneloni, Mark Foley is a type deli meat.

Internet Spying Epic Fail by Exodus619in AdviceAnimals

[–]jizz_bomb 1 point2 points ago

that's lit-comedy gold. first good laugh of the day

The most terrifying photo of a prisoner escaping from a police van in the middle of a highway I've ever seen by pizzapertyin WTF

[–]jizz_bomb 0 points1 point ago

creepy

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Anonymous intercepts FBI conference call about themselves (washingtonpost.com)

submitted ago by jizz_bomb to worldnews

firstrowsports.com had been seized by anupvoteforyouin nba

[–]jizz_bomb 0 points1 point ago

also, [chanfeed.com](www.chanfeed.com)

What is the most shameless joke you have ever heard? by TikiTukuin AskReddit

[–]jizz_bomb 398 points399 points ago

what`s the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans?

There`s only one fly on a pair of jeans...

harr harr i hang my head in shame after such jokes.

Found this picture of friends on facebook by Andrikasin pics

[–]jizz_bomb 15 points16 points ago

well i just choked on a cupcake
thank you for the day's best laugh so far!

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Insensitive headline makes me giggle! (i.imgur.com)

submitted ago by jizz_bomb to funny

In plane sight (NSFW). I love the face of her friend behind. by Sambrein funny

[–]jizz_bomb -2 points-1 points ago

gat damn

Why are we supposed to stop bruises from swelling? Isn't it supposed to help us? by [deleted]in askscience

[–]jizz_bomb -3 points-2 points ago

I second that emotion. If you don't want to answer the question, then don't. It doesn't encourage any discussion, so leave it out.

Aside from that, great answer.

IAmA Clerk at a porn shop by electricbambooin IAmA

[–]jizz_bomb 5 points6 points ago

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you must really hate me

No karma for my Reddit birthday. Just tell me your favorite love story from your own life. I'll start. by zelaniin AskReddit

[–]jizz_bomb 8 points9 points ago

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great story! I bet she loved the one you made her just as much!

Can we start r/costumes sub, where we can post our homemade costumes, how you did it, and help/advice for starters? by guenchyin AskReddit

[–]jizz_bomb 1 point2 points ago

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you sir are the only one doing it right, imo

The greatest thing in the world just happened to me! by [deleted]in trees

[–]jizz_bomb 2 points3 points ago

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you've already been ripped off!

Canadian Jehovah's Witness by YzermanToLidstromin atheism

[–]jizz_bomb 1 point2 points ago

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me too, in fact i can't believe they put him on RDS... have they no decency?

Stay Classy, NY Post.. by tswavesin sports

[–]jizz_bomb 6 points7 points ago

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i'm just trying to get out of your pants

Less than 1 month until Halloween, Reddit, what will be your costume? by jizz_bombin AskReddit

[–]jizz_bomb[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That's an awesome idea! I especially love the potion idea, mix all sorts of different drinks.

"Hey i'm Spongi, would you like to try my Roofi--- i mean Love Potion?

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