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You Forgot About History by SimplyAmusingin atheism

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Smallpox is a virus, not a germ.

You Forgot About History by SimplyAmusingin atheism

[–]jumpy_monkey 2 points3 points ago

Smallpox vaccination is not 20th century medicine.

The Chinese were inoculating against the disease in 10th century and inoculation was widely practiced there in the 16th century. As for Europeans the Royal Society in England was debating inoculation at the beginning of the 18th century and conducted their first inoculation in 1721. In America Cotton Mather inoculated hundreds of Bostonians in that same year.

Although the manner and method the disease spread was widely known if not completely understood, by the time Indians were being decimated by smallpox infection inoculation had been practiced by western medicine for almost 200 years.

Nikola Tesla Wasn't God And Thomas Edison Wasn't The Devil by viktorbirin science

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

100 years from now Forbes will print an article asserting that Steve Jobs was more important to the computer revolution than Dennis Richie.

And they'll be wrong again.

High mpg cars not allowed in the US by Hummy_Seedin videos

[–]jumpy_monkey 11 points12 points ago

I'm dumber for having listened to that.

I doubt you can get a full understanding of the economics of global heavy industry and energy production/consumption based simply on casual conversations with car salesmen.

But that is what the Internet is for I guess.

Koch Brothers launch $6.1 million attack ad against Obama, Obama campaign responds by wang-bangerin politics

[–]jumpy_monkey -1 points0 points ago

Nice. Finally some push back against the lies.

So is President Obama still ordering the murder of US citizens abroad? Still failing to prosecute the torturers and killers in our government? Still illegally spying on our private communications?

Because regardless of the rest of this, however much Romney's patron and his Republican henchmen lie, cheat and steal to win the presidency Obama is only better by comparison, and then just marginally.

If I wanted to vote for a duplicitous, dishonest freedom hating conservative I have a lot better choices than Obama.

American Tourist solves language barriers by VolatileChemicalin AdviceAnimals

[–]jumpy_monkey 1 point2 points ago

¡Orale! Apparently a common American response to communication problems is to speak broken Mexican Spanish. In Italy I heard several Italians with limited English skills say "I don't speak Spanish" to Americans.

It's funny but to my ear (having grown up hearing Mexican Spanish) a Cuban Spanish accent sounds a lot like Italian - so much so that I actually said to a Cuban woman "It's remarkable how similar your Italian is to Spanish".

Derp.

Enough Said... by BGFalconin atheism

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

So he's either lying to us or he's lying to them. Quite the recommendation.

Barack Obama Waives Rule Allowing Indefinite Military Detention Of Americans by P3rplexin politics

[–]jumpy_monkey -2 points-1 points ago

He "waived" the illegal rule?

Oh.

Johnson lies to escalate Vietnam, Ford pardons Nixon, Reagan gets away with treason, Bush Senior lies to attack Iraq, Clinton did something illegal I'm sure, Bush Junior commits war crimes and Obama magnanimously waives his "right" to imprison any American he wants to. All of them break the law, none are prosecuted.

THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES IS NOT A SERVING SUGGESTION YOU BUNCH OF AMERICA HATING CORPORATE TOOL ASSHOLES.

"Prison as a Deterrent Does Not Work. If it Did, America Would be the Safest Country on Earth" by mothslicein politics

[–]jumpy_monkey -3 points-2 points ago

Yeah no shit.

I'd give 'em a "fuck yeah!" as well if the rest of Reason magazine wasn't so chock full of libertarian wackiness just as stupid and irrational as our drug policy.

The Impact of Bad Bosses -- New research has found that bad bosses affect how your whole family relates to one another; your physical health, raising your risk for heart disease; and your morale while in the office. by slaterhearstin science

[–]jumpy_monkey 2 points3 points ago

Heh...been there.

The owner of the small company I worked for came in with a new Aston Martin - three weeks later the buyout was announced and we were all out on the street.

I hope this isn't a pattern....the CEO of the company I work for now drives an Aston Martin as well.

TIL you can still buy Crispy Rice M&Ms from an online store in Germany. by hoagiejin todayilearned

[–]jumpy_monkey 1 point2 points ago

TIL people give a shit about the weirdest things.

How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Father Did by EquanimousMindin technology

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

And why are you so biased against personal privacy?

I used hyperbole to make my point but if my hypothetical occurred exactly as described your argument about why my right to privacy must be subordinate to someone else's profit motive would still apply.

It's not "bias" to demand privacy, it's my right and you don't get to breezily wave it away just because you want to make a buck violating it.

How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Father Did by EquanimousMindin technology

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

Say every Tuesday NoTengoDinero uses his lunch hour to buy boy-on-boy porn at his local sex shop. One Tuesday he doesn't show up so the owner of the shop calls NoTengoDinero's boss and says "Hey NoTengoDinero didn't come in to get his usual order of gay fuck magazines like he does every Tuesday. Did he call in sick? Is he still working there? Looking at the data from this previous purchases I think I could probably entice him back with some new s&m or goat bondage selections. Let him know I called, OK?"

If the only way your Capitalism can function is by giving all my personal information to complete strangers simply so they can make money off it then I guess I'll pass.

How Target Figured Out A Teen Girl Was Pregnant Before Her Father Did by EquanimousMindin technology

[–]jumpy_monkey -1 points0 points ago

This isn't spying so much as it is remembering

Orwell would be proud of you citizen.

The Increasingly Disturbing War Against Women’s Rights by cah75in TrueReddit

[–]jumpy_monkey 1 point2 points ago

There is no debate going on about where life begins or the value of potential intelligence or the nature of morality because the right has already decided these things without you and they don't give a shit what you think about it.

I grasp very well that conservatives hold extremist and illogical views about abortion that causes them to go on uncompromising campaigns against anyone who thinks otherwise. What they (and you) don't grasp is that this is simply an observation, not an argument about the facts.

If you want to wag your finger then wag it at the idiots who refuse to debate these questions unless we first stipulate that 8 cells is a toddler and anyone who disagrees is Charlie Manson.

The Increasingly Disturbing War Against Women’s Rights by cah75in TrueReddit

[–]jumpy_monkey 2 points3 points ago

Hyperbole and rhetoric is why you don't communicate well.

This is part of the problem. There are ways to deal with these problems and one of them isn't to go to the extreme and say "look what might happen"

This sentence makes no sense and does not address the comment you quoted.

Have another go at it:

What is the compromise you offer to abortion?

Check out this adorable little threat from the American Family Association. by superdillinin atheism

[–]jumpy_monkey 4 points5 points ago

Sadly for them the giant multi-national corporation I work for doesn't worship their Jesus either.

You may not subscribe to r/soccer but this thread is bound to go down in reddit history. by delabassin bestof

[–]jumpy_monkey 8 points9 points ago

You'd think differently if it was your kit that was nicked, I'll tell you what.

I've found the queen of all douchebags by moussifin videos

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

And who knew there was such a thing as a "posh" Irish accent? Assuming of course it means the same thing in American English (I add this caveat since until recently I had no idea what the word "fanny" meant to British English speakers).

TIL the original TRON movie didn't win any special effects awards because the Motion Picture Academy thought they "cheated by using computers." by UltimateWombatin todayilearned

[–]jumpy_monkey 0 points1 point ago

I tend to agree about the special effects, although it is water under the bridge at this point. We can no longer tell what is real and what is digital, so a whiz-bang dangerous stunt is most likely not live action and this takes away a lot of the appeal.

I am a housekeeper at a very large hotel chain. For every 20 upvotes, I will remove a Gideon's Bible and discard it. by [deleted]in atheism

[–]jumpy_monkey 1 point2 points ago

It is mine. That's why they leave them there. Their website says:

"Every dollar contributed by members of the churches is used to make it possible for others to have their very own copy of God's Word."

Seem straightforward to me.

I am a housekeeper at a very large hotel chain. For every 20 upvotes, I will remove a Gideon's Bible and discard it. by [deleted]in atheism

[–]jumpy_monkey 4 points5 points ago

Really? It is the universally recognized dishonesty of the typical atheist that makes religionists hate us? Sure.

The Gideons put bibles in hotel rooms specifically for people to take them if they want to. I take them and throw them away (and the Book of Morman and the Koran, both of which I've had in rooms as well). This isn't stealing, it's just using the offered book in a different way then what was intended. You can't freely give someone something and then complain as to how they use it - or rather you can but I don't recognize your "right" to dictate this to me.

Personally I think the Bible is garbage and If the Gideons don't like me cleaning up after them when they leave their trash laying around (in the room I paid for no less) they should just stop leaving stuff.

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