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How many of you have paid for your meal at a wedding? My gf and I are expected to pay $80-100 each for our meals at an upcoming wedding, the bride says its an "unspoken tradition" by bootsmegamixin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

I've heard that the gift should cover the price of your meal, and I thought even that was ridiculous. I won't pay to go to a wedding. And I'll probably give the happy couple a case of homebrew as a gift and call it a day. Haven't these people heard of a recession?

Secondary vs. long-term primary? by nexusheliin Homebrewing

[–]madleprakahn 2 points3 points ago

I wouldn't bother with a secondary unless you are making late additions, like dry-hopping for instance. It's a risk of infection and it doesn't really accomplish anything.

So my roommate came home with a QP tonight.... by jukesroflzin trees

[–]madleprakahn 2 points3 points ago

Its amazing how similar the pictures from r/Homebrewing and /r/trees look most days.

A semi-competent genie grants you two wishes out of a predetermined list of twelve. Which do you choose? by annulin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

If you pick A, can you still poop? Cause I'm not giving up my me time.

Why Do I Never See Native American Restaurants/Cuisine? by Cessnateurin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

TIL my family gatherings and traditional Native American funerals have something in common.

Lot's of wild turkey.

I'll show myself out.

What ever happened to the little plastic "table" they used to put in the center of a pizza so the box wouldn't cave in? by Garthvadernaterin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 1 point2 points ago

I make about 500 pizzas a day at work. One of those goes in every one.

I'm getting married in a little over a week. What's the one best piece of advice you can give me, Reddit? by coltmondayin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym.

Wait that's the other one.

Fuck the Police by MatterMindin trees

[–]madleprakahn 1 point2 points ago

Normally, I try to upvote everything and be a good ent and all that.

But OP, that was dumb. Really really dumb.

'Groundhog Day' the book [Book] by Lots42in tipofmytongue

[–]madleprakahn 1 point2 points ago

I just read this entire book overnight thanks to you.

No seriously, all my thanks to you. That was an amazing book.

Conspiracy Keanu on Taco Bell by USmellFunnyin trees

[–]madleprakahn 3 points4 points ago

I'm ok with it.

Reddit, I am planning to get a kitten and I have a two year old kid at home. My wife is afraid that it could be harmful for the kid. Should i be concerned? by adangoin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 2 points3 points ago

Hey! I am not a cat owner personally, but my mom is, and she got these little rubber tips you glue on to the cats nails with some kind of bio-degradable glue. They have to be replaced like bi-monthly or something, but she said they serve the same purpose as de-clawing, but it's temporary, and while annoying at first painless. Might wanna check it out.

I have a condition called dermatographism AKA 'skin writing'. What's something strange about your body that's not necessarily good or bad? by NotTart5in AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 1006 points1007 points ago

Sounds to me like you're actually half-shark. I'd roll with that one.

An update to "My 9 year old wants to shave his head in support of his father who has cancer." They did it today. He chose not to go full bald but my kid is a bad ass. by BroccoliFartsin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 1 point2 points ago

You sick fucks quit breaking into my house and cutting onions. I'm trying to read Reddit here.

Free bookcase by Bachsirin fsu

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

I live across the street at uloft. if it isnt gone and it's not ridiculously huge i'll take it.

Looking back, I see a lot of my old High School Bullies/Jocks are leading horrible lives of endless crappy jobs and pregnant, bitchy girlfriends. Anyone have any examples of real life Bully Karma? by Apparatiiin AskReddit

[–]madleprakahn 13 points14 points ago

There was a bully at the high school I went to that seemed to get away with murder. This guy did whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, to whomever he wanted, and I never once saw him get in any trouble. He and another of his little pack even jumped my buddy in the locker room once, and somehow my friend ended up with the suspension, while they got away scott free. Anyways, fast forward about 6 years. This bully is still in our town, and from what I'd hear, still being an ass. He was driving home from somewhere one day about 5 AM, presumably fucked up as all hell (he still had somewhat of a reputation for being a hardcore partier). He hits an old man out on a jog, and drives away. The next morning there is a story in the paper about a police officer, mere days from retirement, that was killed in a hit and run early the previous morning. The former bully gets caught because he was in his work van, and tried to explain away the man shaped dent in the front by saying he hit a deer. So when his boss is about to turn him in, Mr Bully goes down to the police station (in another county, where apparently his grandfather was some kind of bigwig) and turns himself in, still insisting he didn't do it. Unfortunately for him, while he was talking to someone on the phone, a small group of police officers overhear him on the phone saying "I'm in a lot of trouble. That guy I hit died". He's doing all kinds of hard time now.

So my friend sprained her ankle... by Namsierin WTF

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

Someone shop the "I could be whatever I wanted to be, so I became a worm" face onto this. I would lol so hard.

Fermenting BBQ sauce by insidioustactin Homebrewing

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

Say you're fermenting BBQ sauce, /homebrewing thinks it's amazing. Ask for ideas brewing with Red Bull, downvoted to oblivion without a single intelligent response. You guys are great.

It's Miss Killings Birthday Tomorrow! (Thurs. 3/28) Bring her Shit! by njlubertin fsu

[–]madleprakahn 14 points15 points ago

Nice try Miss Killings. I'm on to your games.

Holy fuck what the fuck my roommate called the cops on us for smoking weed. by BluntMastermindin trees

[–]madleprakahn 0 points1 point ago

Shit in front of his door. Wipe. Leave the toilet paper there. He'll be gone in a week tops.

Something fun? by madleprakahnin Homebrewing

[–]madleprakahn[S] 1 point2 points ago

Op shall deliver.

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