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mohope · 2012-02-06T21:23:36.164551+00:00

I'm saving this thread. You will be hearing from me, good sir.

davidmvdg · 2012-02-06T21:16:48.759733+00:00

I was fixated on the pile of green... Whatever the hell that is. Didn't even see the swastika.

fizziebob · 2012-02-06T21:11:33.321844+00:00

I knew I shouldve kept the other half of rightie...

fizziebob · 2012-02-06T21:10:32.889653+00:00

"Mmm! Coconut jelly!"

fizziebob · 2012-02-06T21:09:46.646814+00:00

Much better than actual sack, bro.

fizziebob · 2012-02-06T21:08:49.111128+00:00

This is because she doesn't own balls.

Well, actually, she got married, so I guess she does...

(Sorry, I couldn't resist)

fizziebob · 2012-02-06T21:07:45.067086+00:00

Ho' nuvva levvo

Xaiphiel · 2012-02-06T21:04:14.833393+00:00

What you did there, I have indeed seen it.

occupyfacebook · 2012-02-06T20:17:26.483439+00:00

After just buying Skyrim a week ago, I've never been happier to be a smoker.

Jaysenka · 2012-02-06T20:07:11.280102+00:00

The only thing I got from this, is that English is definitely not this person's native tongue. Sucker dick. Good one, Julio.

Xaiphiel · 2012-02-06T19:42:36.814976+00:00

They dropped the chocolate goddess? That's it, I'm getting my angry letter pen & paper out. Those bastards.

Xaiphiel · 2012-02-06T19:26:33.295767+00:00

I hope to god that was intentional.

Xaiphiel · 2012-02-06T19:23:22.433975+00:00

I always called him Maxi pad. Due to his ability to soak up combos.

2473948 · 2012-02-06T15:30:58.650406+00:00

Everything that needed to be said has been said here, and I see you've gone to the police. Good on you. Not going would have been a massive mistake. This guy is a piece of shit, and he deserves to rot. I'm sorry you had to experience this, darlin'. Here's hoping you make a full recovery.

Shit like this is enraging.

beastoftheeast69 · 2012-02-06T15:21:31.766983+00:00

Dilligence.

danE3030 · 2012-02-06T14:02:39.863205+00:00

There are some month-old mashed potatoes in the back of my fridge who'd like a word with you.

manmalade · 2 days

I think she's cute. Would look even better balls deep in the throat, know what I mean?

Thomasjtm1 · 2 days

I know, I never understand that. I've never fucked anything up in my life. I've made some mistakes, obviously, but it's never been so bad that I've had to throw it out or start over. I don't get how people screw shit up, over and over.

manmalade · 2 days

I would bang the hell out of both those chicks.

hozat · 2 days

This is pretty awesome. I should do this with my rifle case.

homeland · 2 days

I love listening to Gord Miller. Hearing him call the World Juniors every year is a delight. Of course, his call in the 2009 Canada v Russia semi-final game is one of the best of all time, in my opinion.

Bob MacKenzie is probably the best analyst/source around. He's the man.

Moses007 · 2 days

Lol, "little".

Roflcopter71 · 3 days

LOL. This just made my day. It's funny as hell now, but my nutsack looked like a velvet coin purse for a week.

Roflcopter71 · 3 days

I have half of my right testicle. But otherwise, yeah.

Roflcopter71 · 3 days

Lol. The best was when I was riding one of those cheap plastic sleds with the handles at the sides for breaking/steering. Well, the handles broke off, so I had no breaking or steering. I slammed into a sign post so hard, the sled split up the middle, and the post went right into my nuts. Sign post in the nards at 40 km/h.

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