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Kick up your heels and...

mcreeves 0 points1 point 11 hours ago[-]

See how it feels...

My coffee mug is awesome, agreed?

mcreeves 1 point2 points 12 hours ago[-]

Whoaaaaa, I didn't even see that. Cool, I want one.

This is exactly how I woke up this morning.

mcreeves 0 points1 point 12 hours ago[-]

May I ask what you were up to last night?

I don't understand why it took women so long to want to talk to me when I was this cool as a kid

mcreeves 3 points4 points 12 hours ago[-]

Short shorts? Check.

Bottleneck glasses? Check.

Wicked-awesome motorized scooter? Check.

Survey says: STUD.

NSFW -ish? And this is why I don't go to Times-Square

mcreeves 0 points1 point 12 hours ago[-]

NSFW? Not safe for anything.

CAN'T UNSEE.

Someone just wet dreamed.

mcreeves 0 points1 point 12 hours ago[-]

Oh damn. Me gusta.

Completely awesome or extreme WTF?

mcreeves 0 points1 point 13 hours ago[-]

Fake. No seeds.

Please be kind, and tell me.....amiugly? Gentle now, I don't want my feelings getting hurt

mcreeves 4 points5 points 13 hours ago[-]

Dude, you're awesome. I'd have a beer with you. That last pic cracked me up.

Please be kind, and tell me.....amiugly? Gentle now, I don't want my feelings getting hurt

mcreeves 1 point2 points 13 hours ago[-]

The gig's up, King. Everything's fucking nineteen, man.

DAE hate shitting when someone is in one of the stalls next to them?

mcreeves 6 points7 points 13 hours ago[-]

It's makes me sad that this makes sense to me....

DAE hate shitting when someone is in one of the stalls next to them?

mcreeves 2 points3 points 13 hours ago[-]

Dude, you're fucking killing me. They way you post is a riot. "I rewarded him by cranking off a 2 1/2 second toot" fucking classic.

i got baked and made a zombie poster

mcreeves 3 points4 points 13 hours ago[-]

Yeah, dude this would be so fucking sweet.

i got baked and made a zombie poster

mcreeves 1 point2 points 13 hours ago[-]

be on high alert

Coincidence? I think not...

KO.

mcreeves 1 point2 points 14 hours ago[-]

KTFO

FTFY

Reddit, I was about to have sex with a girl and she told me she had an STI.

mcreeves 0 points1 point 14 hours ago[-]

Dude, I smell a definite keeper. One woman that is honest enough to tell you about her STD is one woman to stay with.

Question. Is there any way not to catch it by having sex with her? Like do condoms or any of that shit help?

Not the Nats/Marlins fight. But a fight at the US Open nonetheless. Never knew tennis fans to be the fighting-type

mcreeves 5 points6 points 15 hours ago[-]

Man, fuck all the people who jumped in. Yeah, the young dude probably swore a little, but if you don't want to get thrown down, don't put your fucking hands on the guy, grandpa. That was fuckong stupid. Everyone else can get off their high horse.

I'm not a smoker, but...

mcreeves 2 points3 points 15 hours ago[-]

Why thanks, dude. You should smoke. It's fun!

Hey /r/Trees! You may not know me, but I'm getting to know you, and guess what? I like you :blush: and because of you, I have THIS

mcreeves 5 points6 points 15 hours ago[-]

That's the coolest well-wish I've ever heard. Aye, aye!

Cheech just dominated Anderson Cooper on Celebrity Jeopardy.

mcreeves 0 points1 point 16 hours ago[-]

Lol I love that grin. That says, "Fuck yeeeeaaah, Anderson got shit on meee!"

Thought you ents might appreciate how cool my landlord is.

mcreeves 2 points3 points 16 hours ago[-]

Lol, you're in Van City and people are complaining? Guaranteed your landlord blazes and the only reason he sent you that notice was because he was sick of people bitching, lol.

Share your scariest drug related stories. I'll go first.

mcreeves 1 point2 points 16 hours ago[-]

I have two not so scary run-ins with cops.

First I was probably 17, and I was smoking a blunt with three other people. Two were my buddies, the other was an acquaintance. We're standing on this bridge not far from my one buddy's house, smoking said blunt. Now, we weren't the smartest, we were smoking in plain view. Maybe half way through the blunt, a cop rolls up. Every single light in the car was off. No headlights, no inside lights, nothing. The guy I was staying with said, "Fuck, cops". We started walking away, and the cop just slowly rolled away. That cop was cool. Got no problem with that guy.

The second time, I was with my good friend Will. I just got back from ice fishing that day, I was really tired and we were going to play glow-in-the-dark miniputting, high. We go to the beach near my house (not a real beach, Lake Ontario LOL) and roll up a huge two paper. There was like three grams in it. We get out of Will's truck, and spark it up. He passes it to me, and I take a massive draw. Will looks over and says, "Cops". I think, fuck, I lm full of smoke. We start walking away and I exhaled my cloud, and they shone their spotlights on us. They got out, and I told Will to toss it. He crumpled it, spilled all the weed out ( :'(, I know, huge joint) and the cops walked up to us and asked us what we're up to. Not a whole hell of a lot, I say. Just goin' or a stroll, you know, catching up with my buddy. They pretty much called bullshit without saying bullshit, and asked if we'd mind a search. Hell no, I said, I don't mind. I had nothing on me. The only thing I was worried about was if Will had his grinder full if weed on him. When they asked him if he minded being searched, he said no, brimming with confidence. Seeing that, I became full of confidence myself, knowing now that he didn't have his grinder on him. They searched us, found a book of papers on me, and nothing else. They ran out names then let us go. Those suckers had shit on us.

So yeah, not so scary.

Share your scariest drug related stories. I'll go first.

mcreeves 0 points1 point 16 hours ago[-]

Lol, I know what I'm doing this weekend.

A bee in the bathroom. (Based on a true story.)

mcreeves 1 point2 points 17 hours ago[-]

This was hilarious and a pleasure to look at. Well done.

"HHUUUURRGH" was my favourite part.

(Very NSFW) This is basically what female RPG armor has become

mcreeves -2 points-1 points 17 hours ago[-]

...you say this like it's a bad thing...

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