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These guys were in a pond in my girlfriends backyard... sorry if this breaks the internet. by YanGweiZiin pics

[–]mgcman40 1 point2 points ago

Came here to post this. Lemon Jelly is the shit!

Just a machine made of legos powered by a smartphone that solves a rubix cube in 5.3 seconds. No big deal. by mgcman40in pics

[–]mgcman40[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm neither lying nor a piece of shit. Good day sir.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 2 points3 points ago

Thanks mane.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 1 point2 points ago

Yeah you're right. I was never too good with science and stuff.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 2 points3 points ago

Sorry, I didn't realize it would be so jumbled looking!

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 2 points3 points ago

Eh. I was in a weird mood and just kinda wanted to write, so I did. I wasn't really expecting up votes.

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 3 points4 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 5 points6 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan by mgcman40in funny

[–]mgcman40[S] 28 points29 points ago

Or, werewolf is indeed from the future, and he is traveling back in time to the point where we are all still living. He then proceeds to alert all people of earth of their demise, which is to be brought on by an alien species who has not yet contacted us. He tells the world that these aliens will stop at nothing to see the death of all humans because they believe that we are all a plague that is going to infect the rest of the universe. The unnamed werewolf traveler tells us that the only way to prevent this attack on the human race is to go into hiding. So all of the peoples from all over the earth dig deep into the surface of our planet, and create cities and states. In short, the human race has to recolonize itself deep beneath earth itself. The werewolf proclaims that we only have 1 year to complete this task, and tells us to make haste. At first, there was an uproar of anger and disbelief from many of the countries that cover this earth. They claimed that this "talking beast" could, in fact, be an alien himself, or he could be a demon possessing an animals body. There were also countries who believed the time traveler, and started to begin the recolonization process. The countries who believed the time traveler decided to create an alliance between each other, and swore to keep the werewolf safe from all of the non-believers. Once the countries who thought the words from the werewolf's mouth were ludicrous caught wind of the alliance, they too began to form a pact between each other. Those who were part of this pact were set on one thing and one thing only: to kill the werewolf time traveler. They began to plot assassinations of the time traveler, and tried to execute them. Although most of the attempts were well planned and thought out, they were not smart or brutal enough to get past the alliance defending the time traveler. As time passed, the world began to change. Many of the countries you and I know today began to disappear into the center of the earth, leaving the surface of this world with a decaying look. The pact who had formed against the time traveler became tired and weak because of their many failed attempts on the werewolf's life. They began to just live the rest of their lives in solitude, awaiting for the day that the werewolf proclaimed will be the end of earth. After 364 days, half of the civilizations of earth were underground, and the other half were above ground, not being able to function properly because half of the population had cut themselves off. At 11:59pm, everyone sat, tense, waiting for the clock to strike 12. The pact, in their dishevled homes, and the aliance, in their newly built, and fortified cities and towns. The moment of truth...the time is now 12am. The entire world is silent, not a single person was making a noise. Everyone awaited the arrival of the aliens, the alliance tense to see if their plan worked, and the pact tense to see if they were correct in disbelieving the time traveler. The fate of the earth rests in this single moment. Then suddenly, as all the people were awaiting the alien attack, or lack thereof, the sun exploded and destroyed the entire universe. The End.

Holy Shit by mgcman40in pics

[–]mgcman40[S] 0 points1 point ago

I love that show.

Holy Shit by mgcman40in pics

[–]mgcman40[S] 0 points1 point ago*

How did you know my name?

edit: I'm bad at jokes.

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