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Too hardcore for religious people by wizgotin atheism

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

That's a penis!

TIL in 2004-2005, McDonalds paid rappers to mention Big Macs in their songs and paid them $5 each time their songs got played on the radio. by IrritableOwlSyndromein todayilearned

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

I'd go for Subway like Adam Sandler in "Happy Gilmore" "Hey Happy! Can I have one of those?" http://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-7MmA2uut4hnt7/happy_gilmore_1996_subway_sandwich/

Pre-heat the oven by dunnoyin funny

[–]mysteryteam 3 points4 points ago

We Don't Have to Take our Clothes off. To have a good time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmAYwGw_eDI

/The Dry Hump Song

How I feel when someone I haven't seen in a while calls me a nickname from my childhood. by wtfomgtehhaxxorzin AdviceAnimals

[–]mysteryteam 1 point2 points ago

Depends on the nickname. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-sZ_QquLnQ

Penn Jillette accuses Obama of class warfare for drug policy, states' rights: "You can get [medical marijuana] in California, and the feds are coming in to try to stop this. States' rights don't mean jack shit to the Obama administration on anything except gay marriage" by mepperin politics

[–]mysteryteam 17 points18 points ago

And what's even cooler is Penn is personally ANTI-DRUGS. He never has touched the stuff, never will.

my grandfather dug this up in his yard... by HaMMeRxxTiMEin WTF

[–]mysteryteam 1 point2 points ago

I'd go to the steakhouse first. You want a base to work on for all that, otherwise you might end up like River Phoenix.

Tennessee state troopers... in a Volkswagen beetle. by ThatsTotallyKylein funny

[–]mysteryteam 1 point2 points ago

That's not very fair, the men may have been intoxicated, but the mule and horse were the ones doing the driving!

I don't think I'm allowed at Best Buy anymore. by ColtonLAin gaming

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he just really likes to look at men's crotches? Okay?

TIL The Empire State Building makes more money from tickets sales for its observation decks than it does from renting office space by PoopasaurusRexin todayilearned

[–]mysteryteam 9 points10 points ago

Of course if you do too good of a job screwing stuff up, they may just make you a manager, and then you could say you're "buying in" not selling out.

TIL The Empire State Building makes more money from tickets sales for its observation decks than it does from renting office space by PoopasaurusRexin todayilearned

[–]mysteryteam 21 points22 points ago

INTERNAL Damage, man! Act like you have a job there, and infiltrate the system, pass memos and clog up the system from within! Soon you'll be collecting a paycheck because they think you work there, and they'll be paying you to take down the system from within!

One guy on Yelp ... by jay2770in funny

[–]mysteryteam 2 points3 points ago

Is that different than a cockmeat sandwich?

NIN joked about being a guest on Dance Party USA back in the late 80's/early 90's...Dance Party USA called their bluff, and booked them. by BLoguein nin

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

Thinking it over, I think it was at the end of the "Head like a Hole" Single, and I just remember because it was such a random thing to have. Now, it's not as random.

No, it is NOT the same "awesomeness", you bastards. by Tmeessemanin pics

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

... and two sequels.

NIN joked about being a guest on Dance Party USA back in the late 80's/early 90's...Dance Party USA called their bluff, and booked them. by BLoguein nin

[–]mysteryteam 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen that video before (loved it) But pretty sure that "Lets here it for nine inch nails! woo!" was used in another song at one point.

GF of 6 years cheated on me on my birthday. I guess I'm packing bowls for one now, so with every uptoke I'm toking my weekend away. by throwawayjones420in trees

[–]mysteryteam 8 points9 points ago

Yeah. First thing I thought of too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DXj_7ae0Y

The morning after eating 12 Dorito tacos. by dwade420in trees

[–]mysteryteam 2 points3 points ago

You Baby Gorilla. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COkucoNuTaU

TIL that George HW Bush banned broccoli from being served on Air Force One , saying: "I do not like broccoli and I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli" by GrumanskiTeoin todayilearned

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

I Think he was too busy fighting the war on pretzels.

Someone I know just paid off their student loan, in full...in cash. by otiose321in WTF

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

"Someone Who Isn't Me. . ."

If cannabis was legal then the news would be like this. by MySpermin trees

[–]mysteryteam 8 points9 points ago

I Go to work drunk all the time. It makes work more tolerable. Until they inevitably fire me for being incompetent for some reason. But it certainly isn't because of my own actions. It's got to be the boss's fault.

TIL that "King of the hill" was cancelled to make room for "The Cleveland Show" by AntToeKneein todayilearned

[–]mysteryteam -1 points0 points ago

Watch out with Lois though, She drove Hal to become a very good Meth maker. /Meth maker, meth maker, make me a batch, make me some ice, make me some scratch!

TIL that "King of the hill" was cancelled to make room for "The Cleveland Show" by AntToeKneein todayilearned

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

I think a spinoff with the Black Principal would be more entertaining. Can he replace Cleveland?

my NIN vinyl collection by arachnophiliain nin

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

...So that's a "no" then? =(

What is your "never again" brand, item, store, or restaurant ? by radbrad7in AskReddit

[–]mysteryteam 2 points3 points ago

You mean "Format and Restore" But I guess it's kind of the same.

So this guy was Speaker at graduation by iRedditWorkingin pics

[–]mysteryteam 6 points7 points ago

No Hover Hands for Bill Nye!

my NIN vinyl collection by arachnophiliain nin

[–]mysteryteam 0 points1 point ago

Vinyl Rip Torrent Please? =D

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