Our house burned down. After digging it out of the ash and 2 hours of scrubbing later...

Salemkylar · 2012-05-25T05:01:57.997271+00:00

It's my Cake Day, too!

long_live_king_melon · 2012-05-25T04:52:37.367271+00:00

Thank you.

mepper · 2012-05-25T04:44:01.510668+00:00

god fucking dammit. I just now tried to submit this interview as a link on my Cake Day. You fucked it all up!

long_live_king_melon · 2012-05-25T03:52:56.504541+00:00

Nope, no reminder/notification.

long_live_king_melon · 2012-05-25T03:11:48.852730+00:00

Wow, hey! Thank you! I can't believe it. I posted a pic of my ginormous TV over in /r/battlestations because I have nothing else.

noNoParts · 2012-05-25T03:00:24.628220+00:00

Of all my subscribed subreddits, this seemed most appropriate. I tried to take a pic of my two males cats humping, but that shit never works out when you want it to. They only will go at it (and the 'catcher' will protest vocally) when you're trying to sleep. Fuckers.

edit: I do play video games on this TV. It's a Samsung 62" DLP with an Xbox360 hooked up. No cable, only games & broadcast for this asshole.

long_live_king_melon · 2012-05-25T02:47:23.258332+00:00

Uhhh... huh huh... you said Butt.

mind-doc · 2012-05-25T01:06:10.616652+00:00

r/gore

Gin_Intoxic · 2012-05-25T00:52:59.639135+00:00

Boo Fuckin Ya.

kickme444 · 2012-05-25T00:50:17.667932+00:00

The fuck? Sunday is when you need the booze THE MOST.

kickme444 · 2012-05-25T00:49:03.875504+00:00

Fucking SLC?

lattrommi · 2012-05-24T08:59:45.193925+00:00

No pinky?!

mowing · 2 days

Puns are so rouge. Eyelash out against anyone who tries to coverup their personality blemishes with them.

Flowtos · 2 days

Only people killed by WWII Japanese Balloon Bomb campaign

Literally the last words, "Look what I found, dear!"

GwsGeorge · 4 days

I lol'd

GwsGeorge · 4 days

Should be, Western Electrokablamical.

Wyrmshadow · 4 days

See the panel about nicking paint.

Moynia · 4 days

Well I, for one, really enjoyed that. Thanks!

agoostaholic · 4 days

Unless the kitchen uses steak that is ground fresh when you order, no place should offer to cook a burger to anything less than well done. The reason is that ground chuck has been exposed to air, allowing bacteria to develop, requiring full cooking. When it's fresh ground, no bacteria.

isbeingstalked · 5 days

Europeans...

NuclearTigerlily · 5 days

Shit... i'm in Portland but didn't see this till too late :(

tihoff · 7 days

I couldn't wait 2-ply to your comment, but I was afraid of being #2 'cause I had to log in.

trappa · 8 days

Save the dishes and do the mixing on the bread. Works great, no drip.

sophalope · 8 days

Tragical

noNoParts

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