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98% of the posts on r/funny by hate_tankin funny

[–]phixion 18 points19 points ago

SOLO! weeeedly-waaaaaaah!

Homer, I think you have it set to whore! by HeyHowdyHeyImOnAYoyoin TheSimpsons

[–]phixion 4 points5 points ago

women will like what i tell them to like

Dj Krush & Toshinori Kondo - Shοh-ka by LECHEDEMIPALOin triphop

[–]phixion 2 points3 points ago

one of my favorite albums for the past 7 or 8 years. perfect for those late night solo drives

Oh I'm sorry, I can't divulge information about that customer's secret, illegal account. by analbiologistin TheSimpsons

[–]phixion 63 points64 points ago

Some would say you're a hero, kid. Not me though, I love Krusty.

Can't get a GF because I farm and live in the middle of nowhere. Could I get one if I rented the land out and lived in a city without a job? by neubsin AskReddit

[–]phixion 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of when Borat went to a dating agency and told them he needed a woman with plow experience.

Hmm...guess he didn't see me by AI52487963in TheSimpsons

[–]phixion 3 points4 points ago

I CAN'T, IT'S A GEO!

Hmmm. It's raining again. by hypecatin TheSimpsons

[–]phixion 5 points6 points ago

what of doughnuts?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME!

AMA Request: Workaholics Guys by WhayupOnYourFacein IAmA

[–]phixion 3 points4 points ago

fill up an otter pop sleeve

Can someone explain to me MF DOOM's many stage names? by wondertwinsin hiphopheads

[–]phixion 1 point2 points ago

if you think Doom is crazy with all the aliases, look up Kool Keith

I wrote this song in 94 - Tupac (Chappelle show) by GBBNSin hiphopheads

[–]phixion 17 points18 points ago

he's not referring to the notorious BIG on that track, it's a different guy named Biggy Smalls

"Windows detected a hard disk problem" by Liverottoin techsupport

[–]phixion 0 points1 point ago

I had this same error using SMART and my HD started giving me tons of trouble with writing files soon after. Backed it up and stopped using it

Warriors Moving back to SF by troublesumin nba

[–]phixion -2 points-1 points ago

eh i hear younger people saying it all the time. also, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y82xZv22klk

just think about it.... by litlin funny

[–]phixion 0 points1 point ago

Sounds like something Ron Artest would say

when is your baby due by wharma-korein trailerparkboys

[–]phixion 4 points5 points ago

you tryna tell me you're not pregnant with a bucket of chicken?

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Whenever a homie does something stupid (i.imgur.com)

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What book do you personally think everyone should read before they die? by mushroomgirlin AskReddit

[–]phixion 0 points1 point ago

The Autobiography of Benvenuto Cellini

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When I finish all my exams (i.minus.com)

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One of the prom pictures that a girl from my school posted on facebook this morning. BUSTED! by pgatkinsin funny

[–]phixion 1 point2 points ago

well here it's normal to kiss women on the cheek when you see them so yeaaaah, different standards

He's becoming isolated and weird... by shawnpepsin TheSimpsons

[–]phixion 13 points14 points ago

actually I believe the whole broken leg + telescope plotline is a reference to the Alfred Hitchcock film Rear Window where Jimmy Stewart is in the same position

Lazy Senior Citizen by crosscountryrunnerin AdviceAnimals

[–]phixion 1 point2 points ago

I'm 24 and I do this

Who is your favorite comedian and what is your favorite joke by them? by Jessibabe333in AskReddit

[–]phixion 1 point2 points ago

Eddie Murphy on slavery

The Height of Demonification by eNtdARkoNautin AquaJail

[–]phixion 3 points4 points ago

uhh... what are YOU doing here?!

Bar-hopping in Davis? by buriedsunshinein UCDavis

[–]phixion 4 points5 points ago

Sophia's on Tuesday nights for trivia night!

Otto, why don’t you get some more gas? Here’s the “credit card”. by I_Steam_A_Good_Hamin TheSimpsons

[–]phixion 9 points10 points ago

And the Springfielders heroically slaughtered their enemies as they prayed for mercy.

The best way to end an argument. by Lecardin funny

[–]phixion 12 points13 points ago

mahfuckas with guts like that are definitely ON the cheeseburgers dawg

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