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What's the most degrading thing you've done for money? by theknightwhosays_neein AskReddit

[–]remoteaus -1 points0 points ago

polite all caps guy, i see you with my RES tag

I just won 3 free tacos at taco bell. Reddit, what's your greatest achievement? by techdekin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 1 point2 points ago

You know what i love about reddit, is that my expectations of whoever uses this site is just blown out of the water EVERY SINGLE DAY.

i love it.

destroying my expectations everyday and proud of it

I had to explain to my boss that Jewish people can physically consume pork, but choose not to. What is the most ridiculous thing you have ever had to explain to a superior at your job? by Cash5YRin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus -1 points0 points ago

UPVOTE ALL THE MYTHS

When I was a kid my older sister told me I had a metal plate in my head and she would lock me out of the house during lightning storms. I'd run the neighborhood in zig zags screaming and crying like a maniac. How did your siblings torture you reddit? by Linsatiablein AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 1 point2 points ago

sometimes he would stop before i peed...

sometimes...... ಠ_ಠ

What's the one mistake you've made that you'll never make again? by penguinrustyin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

and my english is still wrong.

knew i had it right the first time.

thanks for clearing that upp

What's the one mistake you've made that you'll never make again? by penguinrustyin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 2 points3 points ago

but she is.....or have i been missled ಠ_ಠ

edit, spelling english

What's the one mistake you've made that you'll never make again? by penguinrustyin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus -1 points0 points ago

mate, what does it look like i wrote? shuesh, if your gonna be a grammar nazi, do it right

What's the one mistake you've made that you'll never make again? by penguinrustyin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

BOOM, perfecto my man/wo-man

What's the one mistake you've made that you'll never make again? by penguinrustyin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 25 points26 points ago

ahh you have yet to learn about POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS young one, she is actually full of great advice and a real helpful person. the user name just throws people off. like dont judge a book by its cover

If you post in this thread, I will MSpaint your username. by skeezoin funny

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

haha AWESOME!

Hey Reddit, what is your favorite "Wait....you didn't get laid?" story? I'll go first: So my boss comes in to work one day with his hand wrapped up in gauze... (I'm going to go out on a limb here and assume NSFW) by Kinda_Paganin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 94 points95 points ago

Keep calm, and carry on

Just getting back from the gym, I'm wondering what else "Are You Serious..." moments Reddit has had by JessePinkmannBITCHin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

'MERICA

Alright parents, fess up. What is your least favorite thing about your child? by nerenin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 1 point2 points ago

Aww man(women if otherwise) I took it as a very subtle play on an old incest joke about tassie, parents and children and thought what the hell and gave it a shot. Didn't think id actually hit the mark although. I live in Sweden currently, but am from Sydney.

Alright parents, fess up. What is your least favorite thing about your child? by nerenin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 10 points11 points ago

tasmanina by any chance?

Alright parents, fess up. What is your least favorite thing about your child? by nerenin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

you sir made me cry laughing

What is a quote that the second you heard/read it you knew you'd never forget? by SBPeckin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

life is a bitch, and then you die.

sounds depressing but i use it as a mental rock. everytime something shitty happens or a bad situation arises i use to know that it wont be the last time something like this will happen and this time around wont be the end of the world.

gets me through my week

What's the most embarrassing (sexual or otherwise) thing that someone else has caught you doing? I'll start [Possible NSFW] by ThrowawayBrownin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

thank god for technicallities

Why cant I punch people really hard in my dreams? by KIPS_LIKE_32YRS_OLDin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

My brain just blocks out the movement process and skips to them being hurt. Quite efficient use of brain power,

Should I read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?" What's your opinion on it? by splel_cechk_fwtin books

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE read them, all five of them. that magical triology has entertained me since i was 14 years old and that was 7 years ago.

they are life changing in the fact that they change your perception of thinking in such a way that you sit there wondering how the hell he came up with such a story in the first place.

the final message from god, that is always worth it.

We all know how to learn a language, but how do you adopt an accent? by burninrock24in AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

where are you and what language are you trying to learn??

We all know how to learn a language, but how do you adopt an accent? by burninrock24in AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

ugh one of the hardest things to do out there. picking up local sayings is a start but until you've lived there for an extended period i,e longer than 5 years, the chance of a dialect is quite low.

personal experience.

Aussie Hip-Hop, Don't worry bro no one will ever fuck you. by 123diakosin funny

[–]remoteaus 1 point2 points ago

coming from australia, this is why overseas plane tickets cost alot and being an island helps

Your overpopulated country has tasked you with the responsibility of determining who lives and who dies. You must use a unique set of three rules that don't involve race, sex, or age. What are your rules? by kroW_tAin AskReddit

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

African or european swallow?

UPDATE to: In the past week, both my parents died in a car accident, and I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my best friend. Reddit, tell me some seemingly tragic stories with happy endings to cheer me up. by throwaway4comfort915in AskReddit

[–]remoteaus -7 points-6 points ago

WINWINWINWINWIN

Taking WTF to its roots [NSFW] by sirrypiein WTF

[–]remoteaus 0 points1 point ago

and then autocorrect strikes again without my knowing, damn you iphone in swedish, damn you ಠ_ಠ

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